Becoming a god in a low-key way in the supernatural world

"The world is full of wonders..." Kote Kawakami paused, then said, "By the way, is it illegal to eat this?"

Ishikawa Yasuhiro was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "It's just a chicken, what's wrong with eating it? Eat it!"

Kami Kotegawa was relieved.

Ishikawa Yasuhiro watched for a while, then suddenly brushed aside one of the claws with his hand, looked it over, and commented, "It should be a male."

"Huh? You can even tell that? It doesn't have that (censored word) structure, does it?"

"Oh, I was just guessing."

"..."

Parrot Broly woke up slowly, but immediately sensed that something was wrong.

It raised its head and immediately saw two humans, each holding one of its legs, seemingly commenting on its crotch.

"Ah!" it screamed.

Kotekawa Kami reacted quickly, grabbing its neck the instant the cry rang out, and with a forceful choke, knocking it unconscious.

Yasuhiro Ishikawa, who was standing next to him, hadn't even reacted yet.

After a moment, he came to his senses and asked uncertainly, "Just now, did it say 'Huh?'?"

“No, that’s just the sound of a rooster crowing,” Kotegawa Kami said calmly.

Yasuhiro Ishikawa took a sip of coffee and nodded: "I see."

It's rare to be truly oblivious in life, whether it's genuine or feigned ignorance...

The distinctive wail of a police siren drifted from afar. Kotekawa Kami glanced at the headlights of the car ahead, picked up the chicken, and said, "I'll take my leave now."

"Oh, take care!" This time, Ishikawa Yasuhiro didn't stop him. He looked at Kotekawa Kami's retreating figure and asked again, still worried, "Are you really going to eat?"

"Sorry, I haven't eaten meat in a long time. This chicken might not be enough for two people."

"I didn't mean to eat together!"

"You... remember to eat early, don't let it get away..." Ishikawa Yasuhiro waved his hand wearily.

……

Kotegawa Kamimi took the chicken home.

In the living room, Mikazuki Seisakusho was already asleep on the sofa, covered with a blanket.

He slowed his pace, glanced at the chicken in his hand, hesitated for a moment, went upstairs, found two ropes, tied the two chicken legs and two barbells together, and tied a bow on its wings.

Finally, he drew his longsword, hung it a meter above the chicken's neck, and tied the other end of the rope to the tuft of green feathers on its head.

If this chicken dares to struggle, it will be a dead chicken when he comes back later.

Having made foolproof preparations, Kotekawa Kami nodded in satisfaction, got up, and went downstairs.

Downstairs, Mikazuki Seisakusho had already sat up, rubbing his sleepy eyes, his body swaying back and forth.

Kotekawa Kami walked up to her, squatted down, and said, "Let's go, I'll carry you back."

"Thank you for your help..." Mikazuki Seisakusho, still half asleep, got up and leaned against his back.

Kotekawa Kami stood up, picked up her schoolbag with one hand, closed the door, and walked towards the North District.

He walked this stretch of road for a long time...

Chapter 78 Guild Master, Guild Master, I Brought Back a Human (Part 1)

Wednesday morning...

In the kitchen, Kami Kotekawa, wearing an apron around his waist, stood in front of the pot, holding his phone and carefully reading the recipe.

"750g boneless chicken thigh meat, 120g shiitake mushrooms, 37g oyster sauce, 15g light soy sauce, dark soy sauce..."

As he read, he frowned.

The only thing we have at home right now is chicken legs; we don't have any other side dishes or seasonings... This is going to be a problem.

But the water is already boiling, so why don't we pluck some feathers first?

Thinking this, he glanced at the ground.

The chicken, bound hand and foot, stared at him with terrified eyes at the pot in front of him.

"Oh, you're awake?" Kotekawa Kami, holding a kitchen knife, squatted down.

"Ah! They're eating demons! Help! Humans are going to eat demons!"

A sharp cry rang out.

Kotekawa Kami frowned slightly and said calmly, "If you make another sound, I'll chop off your bird head right now."

Then the piercing scream abruptly stopped.

Seeing that he was satisfied, Kami Kotekawa removed the knife from its neck and examined it closely, asking, "Are you a chicken or a bird?"

"I am a bird... No! I am not a bird! I am a monster! I am a very, very scary monster!" It tried to frighten Kotegawa Kami.

How terrible is it?

"Awooo!" A bird stretched its neck and imitated a wolf's howl.

"You are a chicken that speaks a foreign language."

"Pah! You're the chicken!" Parrot Bronco bristled; it hated being called a chicken.

Kami Kotekawa pushed the kitchen knife forward.

"I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken! Quack, quack...quack?"

Kotegawa Kami believed it to be a bird.

Disappointed, he got up and turned off the stove.

Then I started searching on my phone for related questions like "Can bird monsters be eaten? If so, how should they be cooked?"

Parrot realized he was still destined to be eaten, so he struggled and shouted, "You can't eat me! You can't eat me! I'm warning you, human! I'm a great demon of the Evil Spirit Society! If you dare to eat me, my patriarch will never forgive you! Do you know the Evil Spirit Society? You know that terrifying Evil Spirit Society!"

It kept chattering and babbling.

This did indeed draw Kotegawa Kami's attention away from his phone.

He put down his phone, picked up a kitchen knife, squatted down, and looked it up and down: "Are you from the Evil Spirit Society?"

"Ha! That's right! You annoying brat—ah!"

On the stove, blue flames leaped high into the air.

Hyakujiro tried desperately to do crunches, but to no avail.

A rope was tied to its two legs, hanging it upside down over the swirling flames.

The other end of the rope was held in the hand of a human who was more terrifying than a demon!

Kami Kotekawa held the other end of the rope, pulling and releasing it like flying a kite, and casually asked, "Who are you calling an annoying brat?"

"It's me! Hyakujiro! Hyakujiro is a nasty brat! Great human, you are as great as the evil god! Hyakujiro repents to you! Ah!" Hyakujiro screamed in terror, truly scared out of his wits.

Kotekawa Kamimi pulled the rope, which had been loosened a little, up a bit and said, "I have a few questions for you. Answer them honestly."

After speaking, he turned down the stove fire and asked, "What kind of clothes do the members of the Evil Spirit Society like to wear?"

"Black, black clothes!"

"Several members of the Evil Spirits Society have recently gone missing."

"Erlang, Sanlang, Silang, Wulang... five! Five humans!"

"Hmm?" Kotekawa Kami frowned. If this guy hadn't said the name first, he would have let go first.

It seems this bird isn't good at math either.

Huh? That's strange, why use the word "also"?

A thought flashed through his mind, he shook his head, waved the image of Shirakawa Kurumi out, and asked, "When did you join the Evil Spirit Society?"

"Three months ago!"

When was the last time you had Holy Communion?

"What I ate last night, last night!"

"where?"

"In the North District!"

"Oh?"

"In a dilapidated house in the North District! Inside the dilapidated house is a big house! Inside the big house is a small house..."

Having learned his lesson, Parrot didn't wait for Kotegawa Kami to ask any more questions before spilling everything he knew.

Kami Kotegawa listened quietly.

It was roughly the same as the information obtained from the Special Division.

The bird wasn't lying to him.

After Parrot Broly finished speaking, he started to catch his breath.

He turned off the stove, held it in one hand, and examined it, saying, "Take me to your guild leader. Once you find him, I won't eat you anymore."

Once held in his hand, Parrot Broly immediately began nodding repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice.

Kotekawa Kami took off his apron, hung up the bird, weighed it down with a kitchen knife, then went to the bedroom to change his clothes, went upstairs to get his sword, picked up his bag from when he went out, and returned to the kitchen.

Hyakujiro was hanging upside down, his two bird-like eyes staring intently at the blade pressed against his neck.

Kami Kotekawa took it off, taped its beak shut, stuffed it into his backpack, and went out. He first went to a family restaurant in the shopping street for breakfast. This time, before his friends arrived, he called Hanamai Takanashi and asked her to ask Fujiwara-sensei for a day off.

When the bird asked him what was wrong, he said he had eaten too much and needed to see a doctor. Then he hung up the phone, hailed a taxi in front of the restaurant, and headed straight to the North District.

He has always been decisive and efficient in his work. Firstly, he dislikes procrastination; secondly, he worries that things might go wrong if he delays; and thirdly, he doesn't have a big heart and can't hold too much.

On his way to the North District, he saw Mikazuki Haruka carrying a schoolbag and walking towards the shopping street.