He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"Hey, Chen Dapi, you can start preparing for that naming thing I told you about yesterday."

"Ask, ask, ask? What the hell are you asking? How would I know what they did last night? Why don't you go ask the Magic Conch?"

"You learned it from short videos! You think you're the only one who understands young people? You probably don't know how trendy your dad is in the eyes of Xiaoshun's classmates!"

"..."

Chen Lu gently closed Chen Shun's door, then launched into a tirade of abuse over the phone.

The people passing by the mountain village smiled helplessly, having grown accustomed to it.

Chen Lu used to like to hit Chen Jian, but now that Chen Jian has grown up, he can't hit him easily anymore, so he switched to arguing with him instead.

This is his hobby.

Yun Yi opened the door to her room and walked in with a smile.

"stop!"

"Your Majesty!"

Xiao Di and Li Mei sat cross-legged on the bed, both staring at Yun Yi with their faces turned to the floor.

Yun Yi's smile froze on her face, and she turned and left.

"Xiao Di! Quick, she's trying to run away!"

"Look at me!"

Xiao Di darted forward, grabbed Yun Yi's leg, and hung on it.

Yun Yi tried to shake him off a few times, but couldn't. Then Li Mei grabbed him by the back of his collar and dragged him back.

"Who is kneeling below the hall!"

"Yun Yi, the criminal..."

Yun Yi shrank back, knelt obediently on the bed with her head down and legs together, not daring to look directly into the scrutinizing gazes of her two friends.

"Upon investigation, we found that you disappeared after soaking in the hot springs last night and have not returned by 9:00 AM this morning. Is this true?"

Li Mei crossed her arms over her chest, looking just like an elderly mother scolding her daughter.

"It's true...it's true..."

"Then do you know your crime!?"

"Lord Li, I know I'm guilty..."

"You are ordered to tell me the whole truth within five minutes, and I will show mercy and punish you leniently."

"Li Mei is right!"

Xiao Di raised his eyebrows and held up his hands to deliver a punchline.

Xiao Di came home late last night because she got sleepy while listening to Lei Shi tell ghost stories, and she was too scared to come home alone, so she asked Zhang Ze to take her home.

It was almost midnight by then.

But as soon as she entered the room, she found Li Mei alone, holding a pillow between her legs, chanting the name of some unknown celebrity and twisting her body.

Yunyi is gone!

She quickly woke Li Mei up, and the two of them went out to look for it, but they couldn't find it. They then returned and went to sleep anxiously.

Seeing that the two of them didn't look well, Yun Yi felt guilty.

But she couldn't bring herself to say that she had slept with Chen Shun for one night and had a very good and sweet sleep.

But if she doesn't speak up, she'll probably be unable to dispel the resentment between the two.

"I..."

"Ok?"

Two curious heads immediately crowded around.

"I……"

Yun Yi closed her eyes, her face flushed red all the way to the roots of her neck.

"What exactly did you do last night? Tell me!"

Li Mei and Xiao Di were so anxious that Yun Yi was scratching his head in frustration.

"I slept in someone else's room one night..."

The two immediately began asking Yun Yi a series of questions:

Whose room?

"Is it Shun-ge'er's?"

"Is it? Is it? Is it?"

Yun Yi couldn't take it anymore, so she lay down on the bed, grabbed a pillow and covered her head with it, then shouted a reply.

"Yes!"

"I slept in Chen Shun's room last night!"

"We were playing with toys last night, and we got handcuffed together..."

Li Mei and Xiao Di looked at each other in bewilderment. Handcuffs? Toys? What kind of game could possibly require handcuffs?

That's terrifying! Shun-ge and Yi-yi are playing way too wildly...

And they were doing it at Shun-ge's house! How exciting!

"Yiyi, you're still a high school student..."

"Yiyi, tell us how you're feeling. Does it hurt?"

"How about I become your child's godmother?"

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"Then I played King of Fighters with him all night! King of Fighters! We were both so tired at the end that we finally went to sleep."

Yun Yi clenched his fists, feeling extremely annoyed about the foolish thing he and Chen Shun had done the night before, playing King of Fighters all night.

"That was so exciting..."

Li Mei patted her proud chest and expressed her longing for the story, which Yun Yi had explained in detail.

Being handcuffed to the person you love—that's just too romantic, isn't it?

Yunyi, of course, didn't tell her how inconvenient it was for the two of them to move around after being handcuffed together, and how they had to use one hand even to go to the toilet.

She didn't want to shatter the innocent child's beautiful illusions.

"We both slept fully clothed, each with our own blanket, each with half of it neatly divided. Nothing like what you're thinking in your yellow heads happened."

Yun Yi made a righteous and stern statement.

Completely unaware of how he had invaded the territory that rightfully belonged to Chen Shun in the middle of the night.

"Are those the handcuffs you were talking about?"

Li Mei pointed to the silver-white handcuffs that Yun Yi was hiding behind his back.

"Yes, I advise you not to even think about it. This thing is really unsolvable; brute force will take twice as long!"

Yun Yi quickly grabbed the handcuffs and held them to his chest.

This is the magic weapon she will use to capture sword immortals in the future!

Li Mei then leaned close to Yun Yi's ear and whispered something:

"What do you think about secretly handcuffing Xiaodi and Zhang Ze together?"

However, the proposal was immediately rejected by Xiao Di, who was eavesdropping.

Yunyi and Chen Shun are a good match in height, but Xiaodi and Zhang Ze are a bit...

It doesn't matter if we copy them together, since it's daytime now and nothing embarrassing will happen like what happened to Yiyi.

She mainly didn't want to look like a pet.

……

Chen Shun was having breakfast with everyone in the guest room at that moment.

The resort prepared a variety of breakfast options, including noodles, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, and soy milk. One of the most popular items among Chen Shun's classmates was mashed sweet potatoes.

It smells amazing with a drizzle of soy sauce.

Chen Shun looked around, but the little witch never came over to have breakfast.

No messages popped up on my phone.

"Are you still sleepy...?"

Chen Shun thought for a moment, then fed the half-eaten bun in his hand to Xiong Ba, who was squatting to the side.

When he got up, the little witch's hand was wrapped around his neck, and she was holding him in her arms. Their faces were so close that they could touch if they were just a few centimeters apart. Chen Shun blushed at that moment.

Moreover, she was pressing one hand against her chest and straddling herself, which was quite unladylike.

Later, he removed the handcuffs and spent a long time getting away without waking the little witch. Then he pulled down the little witch's T-shirt to cover her exposed belly and covered her with a blanket.

Chen Shun suddenly realized the joys of raising a child...

"Shun-ge, what Lei-ge told you about your grandfather, was it true or false?"

Zhang Chi, sporting dark circles under his eyes, crept up to Chen Shun furtively.

As soon as he said this, Wang Rui and the others immediately surrounded him.

The stories Lei Shi told were so detailed, they seemed just like the real thing.

"It's half true and half false. Half of it was something my grandfather experienced firsthand, and the other half was something he heard from others."

"It's actually true!"

Zhang Chi was on the verge of tears; he felt he might not be able to sleep again tonight.

Chen Lu changed back into his Master Roshi outfit and appeared in the guest hall. He patted Chen Shun on the shoulder and smiled meaningfully.