He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Yun Yi touched the ring on her chest, her collar slightly undone, and her cheeks seemed to be bubbling with colorful happiness.

She is clearly an easily satisfied person, so why can't Chen Shun understand?

"Hehe...the ring, my ring..."

Yun Yi kicked away all the remaining strange things, out of sight, out of mind.

Having a yo-yo is one thing, but at least it's a normal thing.

She didn't understand why there were brass knuckles inside, or what they were for! To fight thugs hand-to-hand!

Chen Shun reluctantly put away the remaining pile of junk; those were all things he had carefully selected.

"Are you sure you don't want this yo-yo?"

"Tell me first what it's used for?"

Seeing Chen Shun's somewhat humble way of promoting his product to him, Yun Yi felt a pang of pity.

"It can transform into a whirlwind charging bugle!"

"What the hell?"

"Four-wheel drive vehicle..."

"..."

Yun Yi remained silent with a dark expression.

Seeing that Yun Yi didn't seem to like the yo-yo very much, Chen Shun rummaged through the yo-yo again and found a bracelet.

He didn't dare take out the brass knuckles.

"What about this one?"

When Yun Yi saw Chen Shun take out a bracelet, she thought to herself, "This is somewhat presentable..." and quickly and proudly took it from Chen Shun and put it on her wrist.

But she was absolutely not naive enough to think that it was really just a bracelet.

Yun Yi felt that it was more likely that Chen Shun would give him a real Gundam than a real bracelet.

"Tell me, what is the use of this bracelet?"

"This isn't a bracelet, actually it is..."

"Wait, wait a minute! Let me guess this time."

Yun Yi reached out and interrupted Chen Shun's explanation. She had just had a sudden flash of inspiration and felt that she might have mastered the unique genes of Chen Shun's family.

"This isn't a bracelet; it's actually a watch that tells time, right?"

She shook Chen Shun's arm excitedly.

Chen Shun looked at her in surprise.

"how do you know?"

"Hmph, I've already seen through your thought process!"

"But you're only half right. It's actually a virtual imager."

Chen Shun grabbed Yun Yi's wrist and pressed on the bracelet.

Suddenly, a faint green projection popped up in front of the two of them.

Yun Yi tried it out, and this virtual imaging device almost integrates all the basic functions of a smartphone, and can even play Dou Dizhu (a card game).

It truly broadened her horizons.

But she really didn't want such a broken thing. She was afraid that if she used it for a long time, her brain circuits would become as abnormal as Chen Shun's.

"Rob the landlord!"

"You think you can beat me with seventeen cards? I'll just..."

"airplane!"

Yun Yi tried poking around on the projection screen and played a game of Landlord, which ended almost as soon as it started.

uninteresting.

……

She then closed the Dou Dizhu (a card game) interface with a slight surprise, raised her eyebrows, turned to look at Chen Shun, and remained silent.

Chen Shun simply stared back at her.

"If you're going to sell, fine, but could you please stop fiddling with my hands? You've been doing it for so long! They're practically developing a patina!"

Chen Shun quickly returned the smooth little hand to his palm.

===Chapter 88 Ah, I've been caught... (5/5 Seeking first subscription)

He was so engrossed in watching Yun Yi play cards that he grabbed the nearest thing in his hand and examined it closely—the little witch's hand.

Yun Yi's question rang in his ears, and Chen Shun finally came to his senses, realizing that he was rubbing the little witch's small hand.

Soft and smooth.

He hurriedly and incoherently explained that this was perfectly normal, just like how humans unconsciously grab onto anything nearby when making a phone call.

You can't blame him for that.

The main reason was that Yunyi's Dou Dizhu (a card game) was so entertaining that it left Chen Shun speechless.

But Yun Yi wouldn't listen to Chen Shun's outrageous explanation; she just kept thinking that Chen Shun was a pervert with a hand fetish.

Does he really like hands that much?

I always felt that every time, he would inexplicably turn on his own men!

But after thinking about it carefully, Yun Yi felt that it might not be true.

If I remember correctly, she also seemed to like thighs? She was always touching and twisting them.

No, no, he was just staring intently at my neck. Does he like my neck too?

Oh no, what part of my body does this person actually like?!

Could you please explain this more clearly?

But why didn't he show any affection for me when I was wearing my swimsuit?

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun suspiciously, wondering if Chen Shun looked down on him in some way.

Chen Shun flipped through the remaining items and figured Yun Yi probably wouldn't like them either, so he put them aside.

Yun Yi fiddled with the bracelet on her wrist that wasn't silver-white, and asked:

"Now that they're copied together, what should we do?"

"Didn't you say you were afraid of perverts and wanted to stay by my side? Now's the perfect time."

Yun Yi stared at Chen Shun in shock, and even clapped her hands lightly.

The handcuffs rattled.

Did Chen Shun really say such a thing?

"Wow, Chen Shun, you really charmed me just now, I'm starting to feel a little fluttery, what should I do?"

"I don't want to..."

“If you dare to say something like, ‘I don’t believe you, let me touch it,’ I’ll bite you to death.”

"I believe."

Yun Yi suddenly felt a little disappointed, realizing that he might really look down on her...

"Ah chirp!"

Yun Yi suddenly sneezed again.

This time, she also had some clear, glistening snot on her nose.

Yunyi took a deep breath, but it started flowing again a few seconds later.

"Didn't we agree that magic could cure a cold? Why do you still have a runny nose?" Chen Shun asked, frowning.

"Perhaps the magic power lost during the day hasn't recovered yet?" Yun Yi said with a wise expression.

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Chen Shun reached out to wipe Yun Yi's nose, but Yun Yi panicked and quickly sucked the snot back in, leaving Chen Shun empty-handed.

"..."

Chen Shun was speechless and wanted to get up to find some tissues.

"Ouch, that hurts! Can you be more careful?"

Yun Yi shook Chen Shun's hand, which was suspended in mid-air, to remind Chen Shun that the two of them were now conjoined.

Chen Shun tugged at Yun Yi, signaling her to come with him, but Yun Yi wouldn't budge.

This reminded Chen Shun of the time when he was leading Xiong Ba on a leash, and Xiong Ba refused to go home.

That's how it is; no matter how much I try to pull it, it won't budge. Once its bottom touches the ground, it's like it's rooted to the spot.

"Come on, let me get you some tissues and heat up some milk."

Yun Yi sniffled as she looked at Chen Shun, trying to think of a reason for him to carry her on his back.

"Walk."

Chen Shun bent down, took Yun Yi's hand that was hanging in the air, and gently pulled her up.

Ugh! I've been led astray by a pig again!

Yun Yi was pulled up and looked at her wrist being held by Chen Shun, a faint smile appearing on her face.

This time I won't struggle.

Since they're already handcuffed together, if he wants to hold her hand, she has nowhere to hide, so she might as well not try to hide.

Yun Yi sniffed, wiped his nose, and tightened the bathrobe wrapped around his body.

And so, she was led by Chen Shun and followed behind him.