He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Xiao Di covered her head and jumped onto the bed, lying on Yun Yi's lap and making a face at Li Mei.

"Thank you, Meimei."

"No need for thanks, Yiyi, can you tell me what's going on between you and Shun-ge?"

"Huh...?"

Yun Yi looked at Li Mei in surprise, only to see her standing very close, her face filled with barely concealed excitement and her eyes full of curiosity.

"Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?" She moved closer to Yun Yi step by step, and Yun Yi could only awkwardly look away while propping himself up on the bed.

"No...it's nothing...I just twisted my ankle and he carried me back..."

"Then why do you still say you're attached to Shun-ge'er's body? And why are you so stubbornly refusing to get off?" Li Mei looked at Yun Yi suspiciously.

She understood that Yi Yi was saying one thing but meaning another.

"I..." Yun Yi didn't know how to refute for a moment.

"Stupid dog! Your master isn't just a dog like you!" Li Mei shouted at the air, mimicking Yun Yi's furious tone.

Yun Yi's body stiffened, she arched her legs forcefully, and covered her face in shame.

"Stop chanting, Master, stop chanting..."

"Yi Yi, you don't know, the way you compete with Xiong Ba for his favor is really... so... so cute."

Li Mei covered her mouth and laughed.

"If you two were in a period drama, Xiong Ba would definitely be a big white fox."

"Meimei, stop talking..." Yun Yi lay down on the bed and covered her face with a pillow.

She now finally understands how her sister felt when she read that love letter to her.

I'm sorry, sister!

This is karma, this is retribution, and retribution is inevitable.

Xiao Di rested her head on Yun Yi's lap and then began to roll around on Yun Yi's body as he lay flat.

The roll was gentle from thigh to lower abdomen, and only when it reached the chest did Xiao Di's head feel a slight undulation.

"Meimei, you're so out of touch! I knew something was off between them a long time ago!" Xiao Di scoffed, then patted Yun Yi's chest: "This pillow is a bit hard..."

"..." Yun Yi reached out and grabbed Xiao Di's face.

"Then why didn't you tell me!" Li Mei put her hands on her hips and strongly condemned her friend's behavior of not sharing information.

"I've drunk quite a bit of Shun-ge'er's milk tea, of course I can't reveal the secret! I'm a qualified liar!"

Xiao Di is starting to miss pudding milk tea.

"milk tea?"

"Oh yeah, Shun-ge and Yi-yi go to buy milk tea together every day!"

Yun Yi froze. What happened to the secret keeper? The secret was leaked in the next second?

"??? Is that so?" Li Mei incredulously flipped the pillow off Yun Yi's face and saw Yun Yi blinking innocently at her.

===Chapter 73 Do I Like Him?

When Chen Shun returned to the stream, he was still in a daze.

I always feel like there's still the weight of some little witch on me.

He stared blankly at his hands, lost in thought.

To be honest, he also really enjoyed the time the two of them spent walking slowly on the cobblestone path.

It seems like you could keep walking like this without getting tired.

"Inner demons..."

He stubbornly attributed his various abnormalities to inner demons.

The source of the inner demons comes from that little witch who disturbs people's minds.

Even though he didn't dislike those feelings at all.

Some even enjoyed it.

However, this conflicted with the Taoist philosophy he had been taught since childhood.

He couldn't even figure out his own thoughts anymore.

When Xiong Ba saw that Chen Shun had returned and that the wicked woman was not with him, he immediately perked up.

It immediately stood up from the water and ran towards Chen Shun.

But after running two steps, he remembered that he was covered in water and couldn't just walk past like that, so he quickly shook himself off.

The girls nearby were collectively affected, each one squealing softly, while the boys exclaimed that they were having a feast for the eyes.

He was just short of becoming sworn brothers with Xiong Ba.

The three envoys of wind, thunder, and fire stood in perfect unison to the side, watching the group of young people frolicking.

"Didn't they say they came to have fun and would gather their own ingredients and cook for themselves?"

"Why are we grilling meat for them here? And why are we using meat from the resort..."

"Oh well, it's good enough that they can find some mushrooms! I just took a look, a basket of mushrooms, and half of it is the kind that will make you see little people after eating it."

"Isn't there still half a basket left?"

"If you eat that half basket, what you see won't be villains, but the Black and White Impermanence."

"..."

The three envoys became barbecue assistants: one was responsible for brushing on the sauce, one for brushing on the oil, and one for grilling the meat.

After they finished grilling, the three envoys looked at each other, picked up bamboo skewers, and put them in their mouths.

Anyway, the young master's silly classmates aren't paying attention here right now, so if they don't sneak a bite now, when will they?

After shaking off the water, Xiong Ba immediately ran towards Chen Shun.

It circled around Chen Shun, wagging its tail happily.

"Wang!"

It suddenly sniffed Chen Shun's hand, then went around behind Chen Shun and sniffed his back.

"Woof! Lulu lulu..."

Xiong Ba suddenly bared his teeth and stared fiercely at Chen Shun's palm.

It could smell it; the young master's hands and back still carried a strong scent of that wicked woman!

Xiong Ba spun around in place and then started digging in the soil, seemingly trying to bury the scent on Chen Shun's body with the dirt.

Chen Shun ruffled Xiong Ba's hair and said in a low voice:

“Xiongba, no one is allowed to dislike Yun… this smell.” Chen Shun pointed to his palm.

"Woof?" Xiong Ba asked, puzzled.

"People who dislike this smell are not allowed to, okay?"

"Ugh..." Xiong Ba understood; the young master didn't want him to hate that bad woman.

It lowered its head in grievance and curled up beside Chen Shun.

……

Inside the guest rooms of the resort.

"Is that so?" Li Mei was incredulous, but from Yun Yi's evasive eyes, she understood that what Xiao Di said was true.

"No wonder she hasn't been coming home with us lately! Turns out she's been out picking up guys!"

Li Mei pounded the bed in frustration, unable to understand how Yi Yi, who was the most clueless about relationships, could "date" Shun Ge'er every day right under her nose!

"You're only just realizing this? We weren't deliberately hiding from each other, and those milk teas were just things Chen Shun lost to me..."

Yun Yi tried to defend herself, but her attempts were weak and ineffective.

"Yiyi, what about you?" Li Mei climbed onto the bed, lay on her side, propped her head up, and looked at Yun Yi anxiously.

"What about myself?"

What's your opinion of Shun-ge'er?

Li Mei's question stunned Yun Yi.

What is her opinion of Chen Shun?

Xiao Di seems to have asked a similar question before.

She let herself imagine scenes of being alone with Chen Shun.

However, at that moment, all I could think about was anger.

"Chen Shun... I don't know, but when I'm with him, I feel very relaxed and comfortable, although he can be stupid, unreasonable, annoying, and irritating at times. He doesn't care about other people's feelings at all, and he can be quite rude. He doesn't know how to compliment people, and he doesn't pay attention to details..."

"Wait, wait, wait..." Li Mei reached out to stop Yun Yi, feeling a headache coming on.

"Why do I feel like Shun-ge'er has become a useless piece of trash in your mouth?"

“He’s not a good-for-nothing…” Yun Yi weakly defended Chen Shun.

He's just a pig's head, a bastard.

"Then tell me one of Shun-ge's good points."

"He...uh...he..."

Yun Yi scratched his head and thought for a long time before finally having a flash of inspiration.

"I've got it! He's a great cook!"

There are flying swords! Mechs! They can look cool! And they won't feel awkward!

Oh, and you can also find yourself!

As for occasional gentleness and thoughtfulness, Yun Yi felt that they could not be considered Chen Shun's strengths.