He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

===Chapter 5: Finding His Weakness

After being thoroughly ravaged by Yun Yi, the older sister covered her body and huddled in the corner of the sofa, sobbing.

"Xiao Yi, your sister will never get married..."

Yunyi really wanted to put her sister's toes into her own mouth so she could taste what they were like.

"Stop fooling around, let's get down to business."

The older sister leaned closer to look at the "Chen Jianxian" contact for Supreme Treasure in Yunyi's phone, quite curious.

"Is this the cultivator classmate you mentioned?"

"Um……"

Do you have any photos? Open them and let me see them.

Seeing her sister's gossipy expression, Yunyi helplessly flipped through the group photo album, found a class photo from their first year of high school, and pointed to an unremarkable-looking boy.

"Here it is."

My sister picked up her phone and looked at it from left to right, deep in thought.

"No, he doesn't look like a cultivator at all!"

“He has illusion magic, so he doesn’t actually look like this. But I broke his illusion magic today, so he’ll probably have to show his true face from now on.”

Magic swirled in the older sister's eyes, yet the magic eye seemed to have no effect on electronic devices.

The older sister tossed her phone aside, her interest waning.

"He doesn't look like a sword immortal at all. Xiao Yi, can you take a picture of him flying on his sword? I've heard so much about cultivators, it's great to finally see one in person."

"Then you might be disappointed."

Yun Yi smiled and agreed. Thinking of Chen Shun, who was wearing a cloak and riding a flying sword, he did not have the ethereal demeanor of a sword immortal, but rather a silly and childish feeling.

She didn't dislike it; on the contrary, she found it quite interesting.

The older sister lay on Yunyi's lap, and when she looked up, she saw a large black magic hat hanging in the entryway—there should have been two there originally.

"Xiao Yi, you didn't go out last night dressed as a witch, did you?"

"Yes."

"How many times have I told you not to wear a skirt while riding a broom? Don't you know it'll prick your butt?"

"I rode it sideways..."

"Was there any wardrobe malfunction?"

"..."

"Did you not expose yourself?!"

"..."

"No way..."

"..."

"Did he see it?"

"Sis, you're so annoying."

"Damn it, is this even possible? Beat that son of a bitch up!"

The older sister jumped off the sofa, rolled up her sleeves, and rushed towards the door, but Yunyi grabbed her around the waist.

"Sis, that was just an accident! And I already beat her up!"

I poked his kidneys several times, and I even secretly removed his illusion at school, making him both male and male.

The older sister seemed to be deep in thought.

"Then... I'll go beat them up again!"

"Ah Qiu!" Chen Shun, who was meditating and circulating his energy at home, suddenly sneezed and scratched his head. Chen Shun wondered how he, a great cultivator in the Foundation Establishment stage, could suddenly catch a cold, or was someone plotting to harm him?

Yun Yi pinned the aggressive older sister down on the sofa, and the plan to go out and beat someone up had to be abandoned.

"Xiao Yi, why are you protecting him so much?"

"Is there?"

"Look, you exposed yourself and he saw it, and people misunderstood you. You'll be bossed around by him for the next few days, and you won't let your sister beat him up? You've changed. You weren't like this before..."

"But he wants to lend me his flying sword to play with. What if he won't lend it to me after you beat him up?"

"Just because of this?"

"That's a flying sword! A flying sword! Sis, don't you want to play with it?"

"I... okay, I admit it, I want to play too."

The older sister hesitated for a moment, then finally lowered her head.

Just kidding, is there really anyone who can resist a flying sword?

The older sister grabbed Yunyi's leg.

"Xiao Yi, I know you're the best. Once you've won him over, can you bring the flying sword over for me to play with for a couple of days?"

Yun Yi rolled her eyes speechlessly, knowing she would never fall for that annoying jerk.

"What are you talking about, sis? We're just classmates."

"It's alright, I can wait..."

"Then you just wait."

For Yun Yi, Chen Shun was like hearing his favorite song playing through someone else's headphones on the street. As fellow enthusiasts, they naturally felt a sense of closeness, especially since both of them were extraordinary individuals.

But that's about it.

However, her older sister, having been through it all, had already seen through everything.

This was the first time in over a decade that Yunyi had talked to her about so many topics related to the opposite sex.

If they continue to interact, it's hard to guarantee that the younger sister, whose romantic history is completely blank, will develop unusual feelings for that cultivator.

And my sister said that the boy was actually quite handsome.

It's even more dangerous now!

He risked his sister's life to play with flying swords; it was a terrible loss.

But, but, that's a flying sword...

The older sister secretly listed Chen Shun as a high-risk target in her mind and planned to personally observe this guy when she had time.

"You said he invited you to go on a city patrol together next time?"

Yun Yi nodded.

The older sister rested her chin on her hand, deep in thought.

Based on the younger sister's description, that chauvinistic practitioner doesn't seem like the type to flirt with girls, but who knows if he's a hidden master who likes to pretend to be straight to win the younger sister's favor?

And he even knows how to use a flying sword to hold his sister up!

As the person who knows Yun Yi best in the world, her sister is well aware of Yun Yi's nature.

Hidden chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

That makes it very likely that you'll be attracted to a king of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)!

"Xiao Yi, you can't wear a skirt next time."

Yun Yi pouted and nodded, knowing that Chen Shun would never see it again.

"Next time I'll wear my own clothes, not the witch's outfit."

The older sister squinted her eyes in satisfaction: "That's more like it."

……

The older sister kept asking Yunyi a lot of questions about Chen Shun before letting Yunyi go back to her room.

Yun Yi closed the door and sighed deeply. She must have been out of her mind to think of seeking comfort from that extremely gossipy older sister.

After taking off her uniform, Yun Yi looked at her beautiful and graceful figure in the mirror.

With such a great figure, it's a shame she doesn't wear a witch outfit...

Opening the cabinet, one finds rows of witch costumes in black and red, each a different style.

After changing into her favorite red witch outfit, Yun Yi stood in front of the mirror, raised her hand, and spread her five fingers to partially cover her right eye.

"Third Magic: All Things in the Universe!"

His right eye swirled with profound magic, and darkness emanated from it, swallowing up all the light in the room.

A moment later, Yun Yi sat on the edge of the bed and covered her face tightly, her body trembling slightly.

This is so embarrassing, I want to die...

Unlike Chen Shun, who was a natural-born chuunibyou who had no sense of shame, Yun Yi felt so ashamed that he wanted to die on the spot when he thought about his social death moment.

So, recalling how Chen Shun had seen through her witch costume last night and discovered her true purpose for riding a broomstick out in the middle of the night, Yun Yi decided to find a secluded mountain to spend the rest of her life in…

The feeling of having something on someone else's hands was like the Sword of Damocles hanging over Yun Yi's head, constantly tormenting his spirit.

Wanting to take the initiative, Yun Yi would retaliate against Chen Shun in small ways during the day.

Hmph! One day, I'll catch that annoying cultivator red-handed!

===Chapter 6 (omitted)

Find an opportunity to embarrass him!

This is a small goal that Yunyi set for herself.

So when Chen Shun appeared in the classroom, his close friends swarmed around him and started touching him all over.

……

Half a minute later, Chen Shun, looking bewildered, straightened his disheveled clothes and borrowed a mirror from Xiao Di.