He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"You're not going to choose a date like this to skip my wedding anniversary gift, are you?"

This is already an explicit statement.

Chen Shun may have understood, or he may not have understood.

Yun Yi only saw his eyes flicker slightly, and he opened his mouth slightly as if he wanted to say something, but in the end, he changed his words.

When have I ever shortchanged you on gifts?

"That's true..."

Yun Yi thought about it carefully and realized that Chen Shun had indeed never shortchanged her on gifts.

"Alright, let me think about it carefully and see what kind of date we should set!"

"I'll listen to you."

Chen Shun nodded, but countless thoughts were surging in his mind.

It seems the little witch really can't hold back anymore.

From the moment they left home together until now, they've talked about marriage quite a bit in front of me, sometimes indirectly, sometimes directly.

Chen Shun wasn't ignoring this matter; in fact, he had been secretly preparing for it all along.

I haven't told her yet because I wanted to surprise her.

Yun Yi blinked, thinking that since hints didn't work, she would just be direct.

"Chen Shun, look at this Azure Dragon, it's so red from steaming! As red as a red veil!"

The little witch grabbed a blue dragon, tore off one of its pincers, and put it into Chen Shun's bowl.

"Look at these onion rings, don't they look like engagement rings?"

This time, she picked up an onion ring and, without worrying about getting her hands dirty, slipped it onto her ring finger.

Then it opened its mouth and bit off and ate it in front of Chen Shun.

"Look, these two groupers are the same size! And they both have two eyes and one mouth. Do you think they were caught right after they got married? So pitiful."

Chen Shun felt immense pressure.

"Zhang Chi still wants to offer a toast, but he definitely can't drink that much. I'll go and drink some for him."

After saying that, he got up, went to Zhang Chi's side, grabbed the wine glass in his hand, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Tsk, they ran away already?"

Since Chen Shun is ruthless, then don't blame her, the little witch, for being uncivilized!

Yun Yi hatched a vicious plan in his mind.

She decided that when she went to sleep at night, she would secretly whisper this secret in his ear a hundred times!

Let's see if he'll be so embarrassed.

"It's infuriating!" Yun Yi angrily put the garlic scallop into her mouth.

The aroma explodes in your mouth.

A hint of surprise flashed in Yun Yi's eyes.

This is quite delicious...

Or... let's put a few in Chen Shun's bowl too, so he can eat them when he comes back. Otherwise, judging from how many people Zhang Chi toasted, by the time he gets back, these garlic scallops will have been eaten up long ago.

Unbeknownst to them, the bowl and plate on Chen Shun's empty seat were piled high with food.

Yun Yi himself, on the other hand, didn't eat much.

It seems that simply collecting delicious food for her boyfriend is enough to make her happy.

……

The engagement banquet was a joyous occasion for both hosts and guests.

By the time the event ended, it was already dark.

Because he had been drinking, he couldn't drive, so Chen Shun had to call someone in his family nearby to ask if they could help him drive the car home.

He and Yun Yi strolled together in the sunset.

The little witch's face appeared exceptionally red under the setting sun.

"you've been drinking?"

"Hmm, just a little bit~" Yun Yi pinched her fingers together, making a "just a little bit" gesture.

As she spoke, she blinked somewhat guiltily, looked up at Chen Shun, and asked, "You're not angry, are you?"

Why would I be angry?

"I... drink alcohol."

"This is a happy day, what's wrong with having a few drinks? Why would I be angry about this?"

"Then... could you take me home on your electric scooter?"

"???"

Is there any relationship between these two?

Even after being together for five years, Chen Shun often couldn't keep up with the little witch's thought process.

Yun Yi's eyes simply caught sight of the shared electric scooters parked on the side of the street.

"That one isn't as cool as the one I bought back then."

"But I want to sit."

Chen Shun took out his phone and scanned a shared electric scooter.

After a quick glance at the car return area, which covered almost the entire city of Los Angeles, Chen Shun's mind raced...

Since the car can be returned within the city limits of Luocheng, it means... he can take Yunyi anywhere in the city.

As for electricity?

If a Foundation Establishment cultivator can't generate electricity, what kind of immortal is he?

"Get in the car, hold on tight."

"No!" Yun Yi turned her head away.

She's being childish again.

"You're not sitting in the back? Then how about... you sit in front of me like that kid?"

Chen Shun pointed to a spot not far away where a six or seven-year-old boy had snuggled into the arms of a middle-aged man and was standing holding onto the electric scooter's rearview mirror.

He was making "dudu" sounds as if he were riding a bike himself.

After reading it, Yun Yi rolled his eyes at Chen Shun, feeling that his motives were impure.

"I'll sit in the back, but I don't want to hug you today."

"Why!?" Chen Shun suddenly became a little nervous.

Riding an electric scooter with your girlfriend for a ride is a very romantic and fun thing to do.

I still remember back then, sitting in the back seat holding my little devil, whose cunning little hands loved to commit crimes everywhere.

Now he wants to relive that feeling.

I never expected the little witch to actually not want to hug me anymore?

"Why? You used to hold me so tightly when I told you not to, didn't you?"

Yun Yi blushed and quickly explained:

You drank alcohol today!

"I can get rid of the smell of alcohol."

With a wave of his hand, the smell of alcohol on Chen Shun dissipated into the air with the evening breeze.

"You...you lied to me again today. Anyway, you made me angry today, and I don't want to hug you anymore!"

"What lie did I tell you?" Chen Shun cried out, feigning innocence.

Yun Yi gritted her teeth, glanced around, blushed, walked to Chen Shun's side, and whispered in his ear on tiptoe:

"Back in high school, you secretly asked Zhang Chi for... the witch's ** to look at!"

"You think I didn't hear it, but I heard it perfectly clearly."

"When I asked you later, you lied to me!"

Chen Shun's expression changed when Yun Yi uttered the words "the witch's **".

His toes gripped the soles of his shoes tightly. In that instant, he even wished he could break through to the Dao Integration Realm on the spot and then ascend to immortality.

I can't stay on Earth for even a second longer.

"You...I...I..." Chen Shun's face turned bright red as he frantically tried to explain, but in the end, he couldn't even utter a complete word.

"So you actually had those kinds of thoughts about me back then..."

Yun Yi hugged herself with both arms, looking somewhat wary.

Her face was very shy, but her eyes held a tempting look that seemed to say, "What's the point of looking at **? Just tell me if you want it."

Chen Shun had never felt his face could be so hot.

He spun around in place several times, feeling as if countless little witches were gently drawing circles on his skin with the ends of her hair.

"So I'm not going to hug you today, I'm going to carry you on my back!"

Yun Yi climbed onto the back of the electric scooter backwards, then patted the front seat, signaling Chen Shun to hurry up and start the scooter.

Chen Shun's expression shifted, and he opened his mouth as if to say something, but when he saw Yun Yi's "Don't say anything, I understand you~" look, he swallowed his words back.

He lost this time.

Completely defeated.

"Then you'd better hold on tight, and don't secretly fall down."