"It does have a filling, but it's not the kind of filling you're thinking of."
"If you keep playing the riddle game, this witch will demand your help with my cultivation today!" Yun Yi retorted angrily.
Let's catch him and let him cultivate together!
Upon hearing this, Chen Shun's expression immediately fell, and he suddenly shivered.
"Don't you smell anything strange?" Chen Shun asked.
"What smell? I don't smell anything..." The little witch wrinkled her cute nose and sniffed carefully, but she didn't smell anything particularly strange.
Could it be that... that lollipop girl has some kind of special scent?
Why could Chen Shun smell it, but she couldn't?
In an instant, a guess formed in Yun Yi's mind.
She suddenly realized and asked in surprise:
"Does she have some special ability? Like emitting a scent to seduce other people's boyfriends or something!"
The more the little witch thought about it, the more likely it seemed.
Chen Shun gently tapped the little witch's head and shook his head.
"It has a very faint smell of blood."
"The smell of blood?"
“That’s right. At first I thought it was my imagination. Maybe she had a wound, or... cough, she was on her period or something.”
Yun Yi stared at Chen Shun with a dangerous look in his eyes.
The latter cleared his throat and explained somewhat awkwardly:
"But after careful examination, I realized that the bloody smell was not the smell of human blood, but rather... the smell of animal blood."
"Animal blood?"
"That's right, animal blood has a unique, fishy smell, though it's very faint, I could still smell it."
"Maybe they just ate a bowl of spicy blood curd?"
"At first, I thought so too, but I was a little suspicious of her identity. But when I saw the lollipop she dropped on the ground, I knew I wasn't wrong!"
Chen Shun's eyes shone brightly, his face filled with an irrepressible excitement.
Yun Yi had seen this expression before.
He also showed this expression when he learned that there was a ghost in the music classroom of Luoyi High School.
Based on Chen Shun's conjectures, Yun Yi was basically able to guess her true identity.
It was clear that Chen Shun was looking at him with great interest and anticipation, his face showing excitement that said, "Ask me quickly, ask me quickly." Yun Yi could only chuckle to himself and pretend that he hadn't discovered the truth yet.
Pretending to be stupid is one of her professional skills.
With her hands behind her back and her head slightly tilted, she looked at the smug Chen Shun with a hint of admiration and asked:
"Oh? Detective Shunshun, then what is the truth?"
Sigh, what can I do when I'm the most doting witch in the world?
Chen Shun paused for a moment, feigning mystery, and then said seriously:
"The red part of this lollipop, which you call the filling, is actually made from duck blood."
"So what?"
"So, that girl in the denim overalls and shorts, who seemed to be eating candy, was actually absorbing animal blood! And her skin was especially pale; in my opinion, she must be a vampire!"
"Wow! That's amazing!" Yun Yi clapped his hands, pretending to be shocked.
However, because his acting was so bad, Chen Shun saw through it at a glance.
"You're so perfunctory..."
Feeling awkward under Chen Shun's somewhat resentful gaze, Yun Yi could only manage a couple of dry laughs.
She rolled her eyes, deciding to turn the tables and, in an attempt to escape her awkward situation, stared at Chen Shun with a dangerous, interrogative gaze:
"By the way, someone seems to remember that lollipop girl's outfit very clearly, huh? She even had denim overalls and shorts..."
Chen Shun was greatly surprised, his face turned solemn, and he said seriously:
"I don't have any."
"Even how you refer to yourself has changed? Heh..."
"I didn't even see her! I've completely forgotten what she looks like!"
"Then how do you remember it was denim overalls and shorts?"
"I..." Chen Shun was speechless, not knowing how to explain.
He really only remembered what the other person was wearing.
But he knew that the more he explained, the less clear things would become.
"Why... I only remember that she was a lollipop girl? But you clearly remember that she was wearing denim overalls and shorts!" Yun Yi asked, hands on her hips.
"Aba... Ababa!"
Chen Shun rolled his eyes, twisted his lips, and began to play the fool.
Yun Yi was amused by his funny antics and wanted to laugh, but she had to pretend to be jealous and angry, which was very difficult for her.
"If you like this outfit so much, I'll wear it for you next time, okay?"
"Really?" Chen Shun immediately regained his senses.
Yun Yi smiled teasingly, narrowing his eyes:
"Of course it's true, provided you buy it for me."
"make a deal!"
Chen Shun immediately agreed, giving Yun Yi no chance to back out.
Are you kidding me? Such a good thing?
If she wore those denim overalls and shorts, her long, fair legs would be completely at his mercy.
Yun Yi blinked, wondering if she had been too obvious in giving him a perk.
But it doesn't matter, since her character is set up to give things away for free, so what's wrong with giving her a little more?
After thinking for a while, Yun Yi leaned close to Chen Shun's ear again, gently blew on it, and said in a highly seductive voice:
"It's not just limited to denim overalls and shorts. I promise you, anything you buy, I... I'll wear for you to see, anything at all..."
===Chapter 249 Vampire Girl Su Qiubei
"Can an Ultraman suit work too?" Chen Shun asked, his spirits lifting.
"???"
Yun Yi slowly made a question mark with his fingers.
What Ultraman suit? Does wearing a suit amplify... his desires?
"Look at this, don't you like it?"
The little witch took out her phone, opened a short video app, and found a video she occasionally came across: a female Spider-Man dressed up as Spider-Man.
"Did you see that?"
On the screen, a girl dressed as Spider-Man in a tight-fitting outfit is shown winking at the camera.
"I saw it." Chen Shun nodded.
But that was all he saw; before he could examine it closely, Yun Yi had already quickly put the phone away.
It seemed as if they were afraid Chen Shun would look at them for a few more seconds.
She is truly possessive of her food.
What do you think of this?
"I think it's not as good as the Ultraman suit."
"..."
Yunyi frowned with some worry.
Do we really have to wear a wig? It looks kind of weird.
"What about leather suits and black stockings?"
"Black stockings."
Chen Shun followed his heart's desire without hesitation.
"Oh..." The little witch felt a little smug.
Speaking of this, she has to thank her older sister properly.
If his sister hadn't lent him her black stockings, perhaps he wouldn't have realized his sexual desires.
Meow~!
Fat Tiger, perhaps having woken up, stretched and jumped off the small chair, gently rubbing his head against Yun Yi's legs.
"Hungry? I'll open a package for you to eat."
Yunyi tore open the pineapple bun packaging, squatted down, picked up the pineapple bun, placed it in front of Panghu, and watched it eat carefully.
"What should we do with that vampire girl? Should we try to make contact with her?" Yun Yi asked.
"Would you like to get to know them? Maybe you can become friends. Although Xiao Di and Li Mei are both at Luo University, they are not superhumans after all."
"Ah...that makes sense."
It's not that I can't tell them my true identity. Given the closeness between the three of them, if I reveal that I'm a witch, they will only be extremely curious.
What Chen Shun is worried about is probably a hundred years from now.
After all, the lifespan difference between extraordinary long-lived beings and ordinary people is enormous.
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