He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

My younger sister and junior schoolmate have disappeared.

Yun Yao rubbed her temples, smiled, and shook her head.

Sure enough, once the younger brother and sister returned to their original state, the younger sister's true colors were revealed.

But this is for the best. This semester, I've always felt a bit dazed and listless after coming home, like I've lost my soul.

She was panicked just looking at it.

……

……

In the air, on a giant, invisible flying sword, two people sat on the edge of the sword. They had no fixed destination and randomly chose a direction, letting the flying sword fly forward.

Yun Yi leaned on Chen Shun's shoulder, breathing greedily and inhaling Chen Shun's scent.

Seemingly feeling it wasn't enough, she squeezed her whole body towards him.

It was as if he wanted to merge his own body into his.

Yun Yi blinked and asked:

"My beloved, I am the Redemption Witch of the Seventh Star, and I now question you with the soul contract of a witch..."

"Speak like a human." Chen Shun gently flicked the little witch's forehead.

"Hmm..." Yun Yi reached out and rubbed his forehead, then said again:

"As your witch, I want to know how you spend your days without me by your side. Please be sure to provide details!"

She wanted to know how much of a day Chen Shun spent thinking about her.

Whenever she has free time, she can't help but think of Chen Shun's face.

I had to study really hard so that I wouldn't draw his face on the test paper.

Chen Shun cleared his throat and began to recount his daily life in detail:

"Every day, I get up, wash up, go to school, and go to the classroom..."

"Okay, no problem here, let's continue!"

"When I get to the classroom, I'll check if you're there first. If you are, I'll be in a good mood all day. If you're not, I'll go to the window and watch to see when you come in. Seeing you will make me happy all day."

"So you were secretly watching to see if I arrived, huh? What a pervert!" Yun Yi smugly hummed a few times. "Go on."

Chen Shun continued:

"I listen very attentively in class, but the first thing I look at when the bell rings is you. If you look back at me, I'll be very happy. If you don't look back at me, I'll be just okay."

"Of course, you'll eat with me, which is the thing I look forward to most every day during the boring senior year of high school."

"I ate all the ginger for you."

"During lunch break, I'll watch you fall asleep before I go to sleep myself. Of course, I still love it when you peek at me with your eyes peeking out. When I catch you, you shyly glare at me and turn away pretending to be angry. But I know that after a while, you'll be peeking at me again... You're so cute."

Yun Yi fidgeted restlessly, stammering as she protested, "Don't talk nonsense, I... I didn't do that... Besides, I asked you to talk about yourself, why are you talking about me?"

Chen Shun smiled and continued:

"Until school ends, throughout the afternoon, I can't help but look at you 40 to 50 times. About 15 times you looked back at me, about 5 times you glared back at me, and about 10 times you made me shy..."

Yun Yi covered her increasingly hot head, her face showing embarrassment: "No, don't talk about me, talk about yourself."

"Okay, okay, I'll talk about myself."

"After school, I'll secretly plant a tracking mark on you to ensure your safety, and the first thing I'll do when I get home is..."

"You just wanted to know, didn't you!" Yun Yi's spirits lifted, feeling that he had grasped the truth.

Chen Shun looked at her with a complicated expression and shook his head:

"It's about taking a dump. Of course, I'll think of you when I'm taking a dump."

Yun Yi gagged and looked at Chen Shun with disgust:

"You're a sword immortal, why do you need to poop?"

"Don't you need to pull?" Chen Shun asked, puzzled.

He didn't fast; his eating, drinking, and excretion are all normal, aren't they?

"I...I want some too..."

"I just like the feeling of relief when I expel it."

"Thank you so much for thinking of me while you were pooping. If possible, I hope you won't think of me right now."

"What are you talking about? That's a physiological reaction that's just like a human body's instinct. Do you think I can control that?" Chen Shun said helplessly, spreading his hands.

Yun Yi felt like her head was about to be steamed.

It started to steam up like a kettle boiling water.

"After that comes cooking, studying, taking a shower, and sleeping."

"Gone?" Yun Yi asked in astonishment.

Logically, he should have done more and more specific things after he got home, so why is it summarized in just a few words?

"That's all? Then what do you think is left?"

"You miss me?! So you don't miss me at all except when you're taking a dump?" Yun Yi snapped, questioning Chen Shun.

"Didn't I already tell you? Thinking of you is a physical instinct. I can't even remember exactly when I'm thinking of you, or maybe I'm thinking of you all the time."

"Hmm... I see. Then this witch will reluctantly acknowledge you as my familiar."

Yun Yi turned her head to look at Chen Shun's profile, her heart filled with sweetness.

"And what about you? What do you do when I'm not with you?" Chen Shun threw the question back at the little witch.

She wasn't shy at all; after thinking for a moment, she said:

"I think of you when I wake up, I think of you when I get dressed, I think of you when I wash up, I think of you when I leave the house, I think of you when I get to school..."

"In class, I think of you; after class, I think of you; watching you eat, watching you sneakily take my ginger; watching you secretly look at me; watching you not sleep during lunch break; watching you do your test; watching you furrow your brows seriously; after school, I think of you; going home, I think of you; eating, I think of you; taking a bath, I think of you; sleeping, I think of you."

"You do the math, how much of a day do I spend thinking about you?"

Yun Yi sniffed her delicate nose and proudly patted her somewhat barren chest.

Actually, the time she takes a bath is when she misses Chen Shun the most.

But she didn't dare to think about it too much, because girls usually take long baths, and thinking about it would always make her body feel hot.

Thinking of this, Yun Yi suddenly became alert.

If she's like this, wouldn't Chen Shun be too?

She gritted her teeth, suppressing her embarrassment, and whispered in Chen Shun's ear:

"I have another question. Have you dreamed about me lately?"

"Dreaming about you? Hmm... occasionally."

"Oh? Then...did I do anything to you in my dream?" Yun Yi's gaze darted around, her fingers tracing patterns on Chen Shun's chest.

The tingling sensation forced him to straighten his posture.

She glanced down, then at Chen Shun's somewhat embarrassed profile, and her mischievous side kicked in.

She smiled slyly:

Was it still a wet dream?

"No... not."

"You're being stubborn."

"Stubborn to the end? Then you try it!"

Chen Shun suddenly kissed the little witch, almost suffocating her.

Yun Yi, panting heavily, wiped her mouth with a flushed face and continued to ask:

"She must have been having a wet dream! Hey, even in weird places, she's thinking of me!"

"What's wrong with a normal 19-year-old man having a few erotic dreams now and then? Is that so strange?"

"Ha ha……"

Yun Yi leaned close to Chen Shun's ear again and whispered softly, as if in a devil's trance:

"So, have you ever secretly thought of me, and... well, let loose?"

Chen Shun's expression changed drastically, his eyes darting around uncertainly, but he stubbornly insisted:

"Ha... How could that be? I am a great sword immortal, how could I do such a thing! You underestimate me too much, my witch!"

Chen Shun's reaction made Yun Yi even more certain of his sudden guess.

This guy is always up to no good at home!

That's right. Ever since the last time they watched a pornographic film together, she should have guessed that this day would come.

"You can't possibly watch other women filming 'that' and then reward yourself, can you?" The little witch glanced at Chen Shun suspiciously.

"How could that be? I've been relying on you..."

Chen Shun quickly covered his mouth.

Yun Yi smiled, narrowing his eyes.

"I see... Stop looking at those pointless photos!"

"From now on, I'll help you!"

===Chapter 242 I command you... to be gentler

"From now on, don't do it secretly by yourself."

"You already have a girlfriend. If we tell others, won't they think I'm not treating you well?"

The little witch said this.

Chen Shun stubbornly insisted that he hadn't done it.