He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Because she was by the sea, she wasn't wearing much, and when she bent over, her terrifying slime-like bodies naturally pressed together. Although the lights weren't on outside, Xiaobai still secretly exclaimed in amazement: So white...

He didn't know where to look, so he shook his head restlessly and said:

"He's a very...reliable person, and very sincere. He doesn't seem like the kind of person who would do something like this just for fun."

"Tch, so in your heart, the only evaluation I have is 'reliable'?" Li Mei stretched out her index finger and gently tapped Xiao Bai's heart, slowly poking at it.

His heart was pounding.

"I thought you valued me even more," Li Mei said wistfully, looking up at the starry sky instead of at Xiao Bai.

They were secretly overjoyed.

Clearly, Zhang Chi's plan has succeeded, and it seems to be working as well.

Li Mei's probing questions left Xiaobai completely bewildered.

He originally just wanted to remind Li Mei not to do anything that would damage her reputation.

Who knew she would suddenly ask such a fatal question?

Grandpa was absolutely right; a woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea.

No wonder I've always told myself that there are bad women down in the mountains, and that I must be careful of beautiful women when I'm out in the world.

They'll have you completely manipulated.

But Xiaobai felt that Li Mei was different from the bad woman her grandfather described.

She is a good woman.

I knew it from the moment we met when she took me around to buy daily necessities.

After that, he spared no effort in teaching me about Los Angeles, including its culture and customs.

I have never cheated on myself.

If there is anything, it's only that occasionally I'll say things that I don't quite understand, but that I always feel a little embarrassed about, to tease myself.

"Li Mei, in my heart, you are a good girl," he said with utmost sincerity.

Li Mei's pose of pretending to look at the starry sky suddenly froze on the spot.

Am I a good girl?

what is this?

She had originally thought that he would take advantage of the moonlight and the atmosphere to confess his feelings to her.

I never expected that I would be given the "friend zone" card.

Blanch!

She desperately wanted to cry, but she couldn't show it on her face.

Li Mei could only feign displeasure and complain:

"Hey Bai, do you know what a typical guy would say after telling a girl 'You're a good girl'?"

"I don't know..." Xiaobai shook his head blankly.

He genuinely didn't know.

Li Mei, hands on her hips, snorted angrily, "Usually, they'll follow up with 'But we're not a good match'!"

"We're not a good match?"

"Correct!"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Don't you understand yet?"

"I don't quite understand."

"It means rejection."

"Oh……"

After thinking for a moment, Xiaobai still couldn't grasp the key point, so he could only say seriously, "Don't worry, I won't say that to Li Mei."

Li Mei sighed, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Winning over a young Taoist priest who has lived deep in the mountains for a long time is really not easy...

……

"Chen Shun, is it really appropriate for us to eavesdrop like this?"

"What's wrong? You don't want to hear it? Don't you want to listen? I'll take you to catch fish in the sea."

"I'm not going! You're probably just trying to sneak into my clothes again!" Yun Yi hugged herself tightly.

Chen Shun shrugged and spread his hands.

The two of them had used the little witch's magic to become invisible and were hiding on the balcony of Chen Shun's room.

It was right above Li Mei and Xiao Bai.

The conversation between the two can be heard clearly.

As for why we used the Little Witch's magic?

Because Chen Shun used Taoist magic to become invisible, he was easily detected by Xiao Bai, who wasn't that familiar with the witch's magic system.

The two noticed that Li Mei and Xiao Bai had secretly run away, so they exchanged glances and read the same thoughts in each other's eyes.

They hit it off immediately and ran to the balcony to eavesdrop.

After all, from the very beginning, it was Chen Shun who arranged this marriage.

He naturally wanted to keep an eye on the progress of the two people below.

Chen Shun, who used to be a straight man, was now complaining to Xiao Bai, who was a diamond straight man, with a sense of disappointment.

He was met with several eye rolls from the little witch.

She could clearly remember how much tenderness Chen Shun had inadvertently destroyed.

"Are you asking me this question just to lessen your guilt about eavesdropping?" Chen Shun turned to ask the sneaky little witch beside him.

"How did you know?" The little witch looked at Chen Shun in astonishment.

"How could I not know you?"

"Of course you don't know me well enough."

"Tsk, is there anything I don't know?" Chen Shun asked somewhat provocatively.

"Heh." Yun Yi chuckled sarcastically, looking down at himself.

There's a lot he doesn't know.

He didn't even know how deep he was, but she knew how long he was.

I measured it with a ruler on purpose!

They compared them for quite a while back then.

But it doesn't matter, he'll find out eventually anyway.

In Yunyi's plan, after the college entrance examination, or after the two of them entered Luoyang University together,

.

Eat him!

Yun Yi was lost in thought, and before he knew it, he had stopped listening to what the two people below were saying.

She turned to look at Chen Shun, and asked him blankly:

"By the way, Chen Shun, I watched Fanfan's live stream today and learned a bit of Fanfan's jungling style. Want me to carry you through a few games?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Shun shuddered.

What can the little witch learn? All her actions are given to the censors.

She's a nightmare in the canyon; playing duo queue with her is like being in prison.

Thinking about it this way, he was somewhat envious of Zhang Chi, whose online girlfriend was also a gaming expert.

"Shall we play a different game next time?"

"Are you disgusted with me?"

"Just a little bit."

"Oh, you! You don't love me anymore! I'm going to punish you!"

……

Downstairs, Li Mei was still struggling with Xiao Bai.

She really wanted Xiaobai to understand the good intentions behind what she did today.

But not wanting Xiaobai to think she was a scheming girl, she could only give subtle hints.

"Little Bai, why did you say that I don't like doing that kind of thing after dinner tonight?" Li Mei slowly sat down on the ground, put her smooth feet into the pool, and gently swung them.

The moonlight and starlight were torn apart by the ripples she created on the water, and could not be restored for a long time.

"I had a really fun time tonight. That girl named Fanfan is so cute. She's obviously interested in Zhang Chi. When I showed up, she was clearly flustered."

Xiao Bai pondered for a moment and said:

"But I know, Li Mei, you wouldn't do such a thing just for your own pleasure."

"Then... what else could it be for?" Li Mei turned her head and looked sincerely into Xiao Bai's eyes.

"I don't know... but I understand you must have your reasons."

“I do have my reasons for doing this.” Li Mei turned her head back to look at the pool water, nodded, and continued, “Moreover, it’s a very important reason.”

"What reason?" Xiaobai asked curiously.

"Hehe, it'll be a secret for now, but you'll find out someday."

She gave Xiaobai a sly smile.