"Ah."
……
Chen Shun threw the colorful, unlucky little fish back into the sea and joked:
"Look at the orca, it's offering you fish with its tail."
"So you want me to flick a pufferfish with my butt on an orca!?" Yun Yi was shocked. Imagining the prickly pufferfish after it puffed up, he quickly covered his buttocks.
"Wouldn't that stab someone to death?" The little witch quickly shook her head in refusal.
These porcupines are not like pufferfish; their spines are much longer.
She covered her buttocks and retreated back into the cabin.
We must absolutely not encourage Chen Shun's perversion.
……
……
The journey to Nancheng was not far, and the passenger ship soon entered Nancheng's port.
After disembarking, everyone boarded a bus and headed to the resort.
Through family connections, Chen Shun booked a villa hotel by the sea, complete with a chef, servants, and even lifeguards.
For Chen Shun, whether there were lifeguards or not was not important.
With him around, not even a fly can get into the villa.
The villa has three and a half floors, with huge floor-to-ceiling windows and open-air balconies on the second and third floors, offering panoramic sea views.
The first floor is very spacious and includes a swimming pool, a small bar, and other facilities.
For them, who are still high school students, many of these things are completely unnecessary.
Chen Shun placed his backpack on the soft chair and said, "Everyone can choose their own room on the second floor. There are plenty of rooms available, enough for one person per room!"
The crowd cheered, threw their bags on the ground, and rushed up the spiral staircase to the second floor to choose their rooms.
Soon, in the huge hall, only the little witch walked towards him unhurriedly.
"Yunyi, aren't you going to pick out a room?"
"Huh? Aren't we supposed to sleep together?" The little witch looked quite confused.
"There are so many classmates here!" Chen Shun whispered a reminder.
Yun Yi narrowed his eyes.
"Just kidding! Of course I want to share a room with Xiaodi and the others! They can choose!"
"..."
A hint of regret flashed across Chen Shun's face.
"Don't you feel it's a pity?"
"No."
"You're still being stubborn! Just tell me, don't you feel it's a pity? If you say it out loud, it's not impossible for me to sleep with you!" She loved seeing Chen Shun's expression and teased him relentlessly.
"I...I'm going upstairs to choose a room." Chen Shun, unable to bear the little witch's questioning any longer, fled upstairs.
"Don't run away! Just tell me, do you want to sleep with me?"
The little witch lifted her leg and chased after him, closely following behind his bottom.
"Don't follow me! I don't want you to know where the room I chose is!" Chen Shun led her around everywhere. She was clearly a little devil with a terrible sense of direction, yet he couldn't shake her off?
"Are you afraid I'll sneak into your bed again? Don't worry, I definitely won't do that." Yun Yi showed no sign of stopping: "If you don't stop, I'm going to go down and peek at your bag!"
"See? Anyway, there's nothing shameful inside."
"That's what you said!"
Yun Yi turned around without looking back, preparing to go downstairs to peek at Chen Shun's backpack.
Just as Chen Shun was about to exchange a few more words with the little witch, his witty remarks came to an abrupt halt as he watched helplessly as the little witch downstairs enthusiastically unzipped her backpack.
My body involuntarily wanted to follow her down to stop the little witch, not because there was anything shameful in the bag, but simply because it was a normal human instinct.
After thinking about it, he realized that besides his own change of clothes, there was nothing else in his bag that he wouldn't want the little witch to see, so he stopped paying attention to it.
Yun Yi opened Chen Shun's bag with great interest, going through each item one by one.
Anyway, he agreed.
As they rummaged through the items, they touched Chen Shun's underwear.
Blushing, the little witch put it back and continued exploring.
A moment later, she pulled out a magical girl transformation wand.
"Him! He! He! Why did he bring this thing?"
Recalling that she had actually transformed and shown it to him before, and that after the transformation ended and he saw her completely naked, Yun Yi's face turned even redder.
"What kind of junk did you bring..." she complained as she put the transformation wand back.
Surely he doesn't want to become a magical girl again, does he?
Continuing to rummage through the objects, they soon pulled out another cylindrical, rod-shaped object.
There is another button on top.
It looks like a sword hilt.
Yunyi tried pressing the button.
hum!
A blue beam of light suddenly shone from the sword hilt, accompanied by a buzzing sound.
"Lightsaber!?"
It's weird, but so cool.
It's not surprising that such a thing appeared in Chen Shun's bag.
However, there was one thing Yun Yi couldn't understand.
What exactly is Chen Shun planning to do with this lightsaber on his beach vacation?
Fighting against futuristic robots?
She couldn't help but turn her head to look at the seaside.
Could it be that……
Do aliens have a base on the seabed?
Yun Yi thought about it more and more and felt that it was very likely.
As a family of great cultivators with a history of thousands of years, the Chen family is very likely to know about the alien base.
Although Chen Shun said he came here for a vacation, he may be carrying a huge mission on his shoulders.
"Don't worry, I'm your girlfriend, I'll help you!" Yun Yi vowed firmly in her heart.
As a sword immortal, the witch would not stand idly by and watch him venture alone into the deep sea to fight against the unknown evil!
buzzing.
Yun Yi swung his lightsaber, finding it extremely fun.
It's way cooler than the glow sticks used for cheering.
She turned off the button, put the sword hilt back into Chen Shun's bag, and continued rummaging through it.
It feels like his bag is like Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket; he can pull out some strange and wonderful things every now and then.
It seems to have been made by his father... who is also his future father-in-law, at the research institute.
I don't know what the point of building it is.
As he touched it, Yunyi pulled out a green-shelled plastic frog.
It has a metal spring at the tail.
After trying to twist it a few times, she placed the frog on the ground.
The sound of the clockwork mechanism reached Yunyi's ears, and all he saw was the plastic frog hopping around a few times before flipping over belly up.
"..."
What the heck?
What the hell is the point of this?
……
P.S.: My proposed setting for the new book was rejected, so there's no new book coming.
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===Chapter 229 The Little Witch Who Stole the Elixir
Chen Shun was choosing a room on the second floor when suddenly a black hand reached out from the side, covered Chen Shun's mouth, and "kidnapped" him into the room.
He looked closely and saw that Zhang Chi had gathered a group of boys in his room.
"What?" he asked.
Zhang Chi solemnly took out a bottle of beverage and a bag of beef jerky, and pushed them in front of Chen Shun.
Are they brothers?
Chen Shun sensed something was wrong because the same thing was also placed next to Zhang Ze and Wang Rui.
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Chi clasped his hands together and pleaded:
"Brothers, help me get a girl!"
"Tsk."
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