He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

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"We're just scumbags who play with the bodies and feelings of beautiful girls!" Upon hearing this, Li Mei hugged Yun Yi and kissed him passionately.

The smell was so strong that after a while, he could only lie by the bedside, gagging and panting.

"Oh no, this pretty girl is ruined... she's starting to go bad..."

"You two are the ones who are spoiled!"

Yun Yi picked up a pillow and smeared it on Li Mei's face.

A pillow fight is about to break out.

Chen Shun lay on the bed, with a fat tiger coiled up beside his pillow.

Fat Tiger slept peacefully, making almost no noise.

Thinking of the little witch's unrestrained and defenseless sleeping posture, he couldn't help but feel annoyed.

"None of them are as quiet as Gian."

Although he's countless times cuter than Gian.

But Gian knows durians smell bad, so he doesn't eat them!

Why are the three of them eating so deliciously?

If it's just the two of us at home, I absolutely will not buy durian.

Otherwise, if she wants to kiss me after she finishes eating durian, should I accept?

Listening to the occasional laughter coming from next door, Chen Shun fell into deep thought.

……

Xiao Di: "Yi Yi, has Shun Ge'er talked to you about Christmas presents?"

Yun Yi: "I did mention it, but I didn't ask him to send any gifts."

Li Mei asked in surprise, "Why?"

Yun Yi: "There's nothing good to give. Flowers? They're all show and no substance, a waste."

Xiao Di: "What about jewelry and the like?"

Yun Yi pondered for a moment and said, "It would be better to give me some good food instead."

jewelry?

I don't want anything except the ring.

Even if it's just a ring, I've already tricked one into giving it to me.

Although that ring emits electricity.

Xiao Di exclaimed in surprise, "So, Yi Yi, you're a pragmatist after all?"

"What pragmatist..." Yun Yi rolled her eyes and retorted, "It's just that I don't like it. If I liked it, I wouldn't care whether it's practical or not!"

Take Chen Shun's flying sword, for example.

It's completely useless to me, who has a magic broom.

But what can I do if I like it?

Originally, he only wanted to trick the sword immortal into giving him a flying sword to play with for a few days, but he didn't expect that he would end up getting himself involved in the trickery.

"And what about you? What gift are you going to give Shun-ge?" Xiao Di asked curiously.

Li Mei also came over and listened carefully.

At Christmas, she will definitely use the guise of being a friend to send gifts to Xiaobai.

Now is a good time to listen to Yi Yi's lecture for reference.

"Meimei, don't even think about it. You definitely can't use my gift as a reference."

Upon hearing this, Li Mei immediately became displeased.

Why can't I use this as a reference?

"I said I'd wrap myself up and send myself as a gift into Chen Shun's room, would you dare?" Yun Yi proudly raised his chin.

Looking down at her body beneath Yi Yi's ill-fitting pajamas, Li Mei imagined herself completely naked, wrapped only in a gift bag.

If she were to pack herself up, she would be a completely different person from Yi Yi.

Putting aside whether Xiaobai would mind, even if he really didn't mind, she really wouldn't dare to do it.

"Oh dear, whose pajamas are these? Why are they so tight?" Unable to refute, Li Mei could only use this method to retaliate.

Yun Yi was so angry that his teeth itched.

Xiao Di, who was also wearing Yun Yi's pajamas, quickly patted her and comforted her:

"It's okay, Yiyi, it's not crowded at all, really. Waaaaah..." she said, sounding aggrieved.

She felt even more wronged than Yunyi.

This meant that the two of them had to comfort Xiaodi instead.

"Xiao Di, the class monitor has been quiet for so long, he'll definitely give you a present for Christmas!" Li Mei changed the subject at the right time.

"He can give it to me... whether I accept it or not is up to me," Xiao Di stammered.

"If he were to give me flowers or jewelry, it would be more reliable to give me food instead."

On this point, Xiaodi and Yunyi share the same view.

"Of course, if I like the gift he gives me, I will prepare a gift in return."

"Are you going to wrap yourself up?" Yun Yi joked.

"Even if I wrap it up, it won't look very nice," Xiao Di said, distressed.

Turning her head to look at Li Mei, she let out a howl and pounced over, waving her arms and legs while shouting, "Give me some!"

……

The next day, Xiao Di and Li Mei got up first and reluctantly straightened Yun Yi, who was sprawled out on his back.

They were already used to Yunyi's sleeping posture.

Originally, they wanted to go to school together, but thinking that it might disturb her sweet time with Shun Ge'er, they agreed to get up early and sneak away.

The two yawned and rubbed their sore eyes.

The three of us chatted about this and that until very late before going to sleep.

I also couldn't fall asleep for a long time because of the smell.

That's why he was in extremely poor spirits.

Xiao Di wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes: "Let's go, let Shun-ge come and wake Yi-yi up."

Li Mei nodded: "Mm."

After changing their clothes, the two quietly opened the door.

"You're up?" Chen Shun greeted them with a light laugh, craning his neck to the left and right, trying to spot the little witch behind them. "Where's Yun Yi?"

Xiao Di stretched: "Still asleep..."

"Shun-ge, you're up early..." Li Mei's gaze fell on the dining table.

Four hot breakfasts were already laid out on top.

Damn, Yi Yi is so happy.

It's getting a little sour.

“I went to bed much earlier than you guys, even Fat Tiger is awake now.” He pointed to Fat Tiger, who was licking his fur beside him: “Alright, wash up and have breakfast, I’ll go wake her up.”

……

He went into Yun Yi's room and came out two seconds later.

Why does her room smell like durian?

"What's wrong, Shun-ge?" Xiao Di asked curiously as Chen Shun turned and came out of Yun Yi's room.

"Eh... I think Yunyi seems to want to sleep for another ten minutes."

"...???"

How could you tell that?

……

After Xiao Di and Li Mei finished breakfast, they said goodbye to Chen Shun and left first. Only then did Chen Shun use a magic spell to dispel the smell from the little witch's room.

Pinch the little witch's nose, and her cheeks gradually puff up.

With a "puff," air leaked out, and he started breathing through his mouth, showing no signs of waking up.

After thinking for a moment, Chen Shun decided to use a ruthless move.

He pretended to take out his phone and started making a call while talking to himself.

"Hey, yes, she's asleep..."

Yun Yi's eyelids twitched.

"Yes, she's sleeping soundly. Even if you come over now, you won't wake her."

Yun Yi's face began to move, her delicate eyebrows furrowing slightly.

"Quick, while she's still awake, we can..."

Yun Yi frowned, her lips moved slightly, and she called out softly:

"You...you bad woman, get away from me!"

Get off my boyfriend!