He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

The aunt glanced at Yun Yi behind Yun Yao, smiled, and felt that she had grasped the truth.

Then he enthusiastically served Yunyao food, adding another spoonful if one wasn't enough.

"Oh my, you're really pretty, and you have a great figure too. Look at your curves, tsk tsk tsk."

"Is that Xiao Yi in the back your sister? You two look like you were made from the same mold."

"Oh dear, you really need to make sure your sister eats more. At least she'll be able to have children if she eats like you. Every time I try to give Xiaoyi more, she says no..."

"Oh, by the way, Auntie has a special dish she made today, stewed quail eggs. I'll treat you to it too, our Shun-ge always loves our special dishes."

Yun Yao looked completely bewildered, holding a plate that she could barely hold with one hand, her mind filled with question marks.

???

What is that?

Am I really eating at No. 1 High School?

Yunyi, having eaten there a few times, had become somewhat immune to the auntie's world-destroying voice.

And Yunyi knew that she had to refuse the aunt's homemade dishes!

"Xiao Yi's here? With Shun-ge again today?"

"Hehe, you even brought your sister along, are you planning to meet the parents? Let me tell you, Shun-ge can eat a lot..."

Whenever the cafeteria auntie talks about Chen Shun, she always has so much to say, some of which make Yun Yi blush.

What do you mean by meeting the parents?

Really are……

Yunyi repeatedly asked the aunt to serve less, and only then did the aunt frown and reluctantly serve Yunyi one and a half spoonfuls of food.

Seeing three people carrying plates piled high with food, Yunyi's alumni behind her beamed with joy.

Has the aunt's hand tremors been cured?

It seems the younger students are doing well, unlike when I was in school.

When it was my turn, the resentment that had been building up for three years seemed to dissipate somewhat.

"Auntie, please make me one like the one that little girl just had."

"Okay, fifteen yuan, just scan this way."

"Oh, okay, fifteen yuan, that's cheap."

"you do not say."

When the alumnus picked up the plate, which he hadn't noticed any change in weight, he realized that his aunt's Parkinson's disease hadn't been cured at all...

"Fifteen yuan, and I got nothing..."

……

Yun Yao glanced at Chen Shun, who was engrossed in eating, and her eyes twitched. She then leaned closer to Yun Yi's ear.

"Xiao Yi, do cultivators not have enough to eat?"

Yun Yi covered her mouth and chuckled softly, explaining in a low voice:

"He hasn't formed a golden core, can't abstain from grains, and doesn't get any spiritual energy, so he has to eat a lot every day."

Yun Yao frowned, suddenly worried that if one day Xiao Yi brought this pig demon that had transformed into human form home, she might not be able to afford to raise it...

===Chapter 28 I Can Lie to Him and Have a Second Child for Me

Perhaps influenced by Chen Shun, Yun Yi's appetite has also increased.

Looking at her younger sister, who was eating without any ladylike manners, Yun Yao felt that Chen Shun was an even more amazing person.

Yunyi nudged her sister with her elbow and handed her a cell phone under the table.

"?"

Yun Yao took the phone, glanced at it, and her eyes widened.

Sword Immortal? Chen Shun?

That's a really handsome photo!

"Are these two the same person?" Yun Yao asked softly, pointing at Chen Shun with her index finger under the table.

"Hmm, isn't that amazing?" Yun Yi's cheeks were bulging as she mumbled her reply.

Chen Shun continued to focus on his meal, completely oblivious to what the two witches across from him were gossiping about.

I'm not interested, as long as they're not talking about me.

and many more……

Chen Shun straightened up, stopped chewing, and looked at the two of them suspiciously.

Why are those two keeping looking this way? Are they really talking about me?

And what's with that puzzled look in his eyes?

"you……"

"Eat your food!"

Yunyi grabbed the big chicken leg that the aunt had given her and stuffed it into Chen Shun's mouth.

Chen Shun: "???"

"Oh no, Xiao Yi, the photos you've taken make me really want to play with flying swords..." Yun Yao confessed; she wanted to play.

"Sister, even with his pig brain, I could still trick him into having a second child with me! Sister, just you wait, next time I'll trick him into giving me the flying sword!" Yun Yi gulped down his food, looking very confident.

Yun Yao looked at her sister who had made such a boastful promise, then lowered her chin and adopted the expression of an old man on the subway.

Who knows who can fool whom?

Which silly little thing was crying pitifully and asking for a hug from his older sister just now?

Don't end up being tricked into having five children and still thinking you're completely innocent...

"By the time you manage to trick your sister into giving you the flying sword, your sister's kid will probably be old enough to run errands..." Yun Yao shared some of the food on her plate with Yun Yi, since she couldn't finish it all herself anyway.

But it doesn't seem right to let my daughter go out to buy soy sauce...

Because almost 100% of the offspring born to witches are girls.

"By the way, Xiao Yi, now that you've lost your magic, what are you going to do with that haunted house this afternoon?" Yun Yao asked softly as she ate her food gracefully.

This time, she didn't try to hide it from Chen Shun and used a volume that Chen Shun could just hear.

According to Xiao Yi and the others' original plan, the two of them would probably dress up as ghosts together until the end of the school anniversary celebration.

With no one to relieve her, just thinking about Yunyao makes me feel exhausted...

"It's alright, let Yunyi rest. I can manage on my own." Chen Shun didn't feel tired at all. How could something so interesting be tiring?

Not only will you see facial expressions you've never seen before, but you'll also hear some incredibly shocking secrets.

Playing the role of the Ghost King is such a wonderful thing...

"How about I take over for Xiao Yi for a while?" Yun Yao volunteered, also wanting to witness the young sword immortal's skills firsthand.

"No...no need, senior, you can rest with Xiao Yi. Let Xiao Yi show you around and have some fun..." Chen Shun glanced to the side and quickly declined.

He was genuinely a little afraid of Yun Yi, his older sister.

Although Yunyi would sometimes hit herself, it was always light and cute.

This woman really went all out.

Look at that photo, look at how badly he's been bruised...

Oh, and the photo!

Chen Shun suddenly realized that Yun Yi had said she would post her photos in the group chat.

Although she said she deleted it, who knows if that cunning witch has already sent it to the group...

I have to take a look!

Chen Shun was dumbfounded as soon as he unlocked his phone and opened the QQ interface.

In the chat box with Yun Yi, a photo of himself taken when he had just broken through to the Foundation Establishment stage was prominently displayed.

11:25

Chen Shun: [Image]

Chen Shun swallowed hard and slowly moved his gaze to the top of the screen.

12:11, Wednesday, battery level 77%.

One hour!

Chen Shun's hand trembled as he pressed down on the photo he particularly liked.

What about the undo button?

Where have you been?

"Don't click it anymore, you can't undo it after two minutes~" Yun Yi said with a smile to Chen Shun.

Chen Shun raised his head and stared intently at Yun Yi for a long time. This guy, so he was already... back then.

Chen Shun lowered his head and continued tapping the screen, almost making the other person blush.

Chen Shun opened WeChat and found Yun Yao, whom he had just added that morning.

Chen Shun sent several messages to Senior Sister Yun Yao, even though she was right in front of him.

Chen Shun: [Senior!]

Yun Yao: [Release.]

Chen Shun: [Do you have any unflattering photos of Yun Yi?]

Yun Yao: [There are plenty, what do you want to do with them?]

Chen Shun: [Senior, could you send me some of the ugliest pictures? Please... Your sister is a monster... She secretly took my phone and sent herself pictures of me...]