Li Mei smiled slyly and teased Yun Yi:
"Go and take over Shun-ge's work, and let Shun-ge come and keep us company!"
"No! No, no! He's not a gigolo!" Yun Yi refused sternly.
"They're quite possessive of their food!" The remaining two exchanged a smile.
The little witch was so angry that she kept hitting the two of them, scolding them for only knowing how to amuse themselves.
Just then, Fat Tiger moved his bulky body over and sniffed the durian that the two of them had placed on the table.
It stretched out its paw and scratched, but immediately withdrew it after being pricked and ran away.
"Fat Tiger!" Xiao Di chased after Fat Tiger.
Li Mei and Yun Yi fell silent as they looked at the enormous durian.
"How do you open this thing?"
"It's alright, leave it to Chen Shun, he can do anything." Yun Yi reached out and touched the pointed end of the durian shell, and said solemnly, "To be honest, my boyfriend can chop five durians like this in one hand!"
"Hehe, Xiaobai can chop ten of them." Li Mei retorted dismissively.
"Chen Shun can open a durian with his brain!" Yun Yi retorted, not to be outdone.
Li Mei pondered for a moment, then said:
"You win. I would never let my little white dog smash a durian with its head. Only an idiot would do that."
Yun Yi: "..."
She wanted to say that Chen Shun and Xiao Bai really could do it.
Fat Tiger ran over, scooped up a couple of mouthfuls of cat food, picked out a pineapple bun, and placed it in front of Little Di.
"Hehe, is this for me, Fat Tiger?"
Meow!
"Let me tear it open for you?" Xiao Di opened the pineapple bun and tore it into small pieces. "Can't you open it yourself? Yi Yi has made you so lazy..."
She picked up a small piece, intending to feed it to Fat Tiger, but Fat Tiger ran away.
Xiao Di followed them to the balcony.
……
"How about this, I'll take it into the kitchen and let Chen Shun cut it open with a knife." Yun Yi wanted to pick up the durian and carry it into the kitchen, but it was too prickly, so she could only carry the bag instead.
She went into the kitchen, closed the door, and placed the durian on the cutting board.
The two looked at each other.
"What do you want me to do? Open it?"
The little witch nodded.
"Can you show me how to split a durian in half with one palm strike?"
"I want to chop your butt open!" Chen Shun rolled his eyes at her.
Yun Yi blinked and turned around: "It's not impossible."
Chen Shun: "..."
"Hurry up, Mr. Chen, you don't want your girlfriend to lose face in front of your friends, do you?"
"Get out!" Chen Shun picked up the durian and shoved it back into the little witch's hand: "If you don't want all the dishes you eat tonight to taste like durian."
Hearing this threat, Yun Yi was shocked and quickly took the durian back to the living room.
Since it can't be opened in the kitchen, should it be opened in the living room?
Will the smell linger?
So why did they buy a durian?
"What's wrong? Can't you open it?" Li Mei asked curiously.
"No, Chen Shun said he'd spank me tonight if I opened a durian in the kitchen."
"Such a good thing? Why don't you open it?"
He said it was like opening a durian.
Li Mei trembled slightly, marveling at the variety of tricks Yi Yi and Shun Ge'er had up their sleeves...
"Let's finish eating before we start, otherwise the flavors might mix while we're eating," Yun Yi suggested.
Li Mei wholeheartedly agreed.
……
"Meimei! Come here quickly!" Xiao Di called to Li Mei furtively from the balcony.
"What's up? You're here."
Li Mei got up and went to the balcony.
"Look, what is this!"
Following the direction Xiao Di was pointing, Li Mei slowly raised her head.
I saw a pair of black lace panties hanging on the clothes rack outside the balcony.
There's nothing strange about this; it's not like it's the first time we've seen each other's underwear.
Strangely, there was only one pair of panties on the clothes rack.
What exactly happened that made Yi Yi only wash her panties?
It's hard not to overthink it.
Fearing that Pang Hu might accidentally jump off the balcony, Yun Yi deliberately chased after him, caught him, and picked him up.
What are you two looking at?
"Looking at your past."
“?” Yun Yi slowly typed a question mark and followed their gaze.
I saw my dirty underwear that I had washed and hung out to dry on the clothes rack. It was dry now, but I had forgotten to take it in.
She tossed Fat Tiger back into the living room, her face flushed, and quickly put away her black lace lingerie.
She ran back to her room and put it away.
After coming out, facing the two people with narrowed eyes, Yun Yi lowered her head in shame and indignation.
"It's not what you think..."
"We didn't say anything," Xiao Di said, covering her mouth with a laugh.
"You two are so annoying..."
I completely forgot about this; I should have put it away earlier.
So, why did Xiaodi run to the balcony?
Yun Yi's gaze drifted to Fatty Tiger, who was lying on the sofa with his limbs outstretched.
It seems they chased Gian to the balcony and then discovered it.
So... the culprit behind everything is Gian.
"Fat Tiger! I won't give you any food tomorrow!" she said, taking her anger out on Fat Tiger.
Unfortunately, Fat Tiger couldn't understand, so he could only meow innocently.
Putting aside its owner, who is just a naive girl who says one thing but means another.
It knows where the pineapple buns are, and in this house it's like eating at a buffet, so it doesn't worry about going hungry at all.
"Yiyi, why do you only know how to bully Panghu!" Xiaodi hugged Panghu onto her lap and rubbed him.
……
"Dinner's ready, let's eat," Chen Shun said to the three of them as he emerged from the kitchen.
It was the first time Xiao Di and Li Mei had seen Chen Shun wearing an apron, and they couldn't help but tease Yun Yi.
"Yi Yi is very good at training people, isn't she?"
"Shun-ge'er even wore your family's pink apron!"
No matter how handsome or arrogant a man is outside, when he gets home, he still has to wear the cute pink apron his girlfriend bought him.
"I didn't... I didn't... That's an apron my sister bought..."
Yun Yi didn't know how to describe her feelings; it was a mixture of sweetness, bitterness, and shame.
"Are you going to eat or not? If you're not going to, then go eat durian." Chen Shun leaned against the door frame and said in a serious tone.
"Eat, eat, eat!"
"Shun-ge'er, I'll come and help you serve the dishes!"
……
Chen Shun cooked several more dishes, which received unanimous praise from the two, who complimented his cooking skills.
The happiest person was actually Yun Yi, who was even happier than when she herself was praised.
And there were subtle signs that she was showing off that Chen Shun was her boyfriend.
.
"It's a pity we couldn't invite Xiaobai over. He must really want to eat Shun-ge's cooking, right?" Li Mei said regretfully.
Because Xiaobai came, it wasn't convenient for him to stay overnight, so I couldn't invite him.
These words made Chen Shun's face stiffen as he recalled the past.
Back then, on Mount Buluo, he took Xiaobai to wreak havoc on the spirit corn in his grandfather's garden, and they built a fire by the river to lean against.
It came with two sweet potatoes.
After eating, he washed his mouth, but Xiaobai forgot to. He went back to the villa with his mouth full of black ash and got a good scolding from his grandfather...
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