He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she's well-fed. By the time you come back, she'll probably have gained several pounds!"

……

Yun Yi leaned against the wall, her head against it, and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly involuntarily.

His face was full of happiness.

"Fool, I'm lucky too."

The only regret is,

If only I had discovered your identity sooner.

Even though I stubbornly dragged him to play with me all day, my sister still says the same thing...

It's so hard for people not to like you if you act like that.

Yun Yi held her breath and tiptoed back to her room.

Thus, she lost the desire to peek at his body again.

She had originally planned to sneak into the guest room at night and sleep with him.

"I'll let you off the hook tonight." As for the porn, we can just suppress it a bit.

She crawled into bed contentedly.

Half a minute later, he burst out laughing "kukuku" in bed and twisted his body.

It's so wonderful that the two of them can be together.

……

Chen Shun, shirtless, walked out of the bathroom, clutching his clothes in one hand and drying his hair with the other.

Our gaze first drifts to the little witch's room.

The door remained closed. Although he had doubts about whether the little witch was truly sleeping peacefully in the room, he preferred to believe that she was indeed asleep.

otherwise……

She wasn't in the living room, nor in her own room.

She only has one place to hide—

That was my own guest room.

He felt that if he lifted the covers from the bed later, there was probably a 50% chance he would find a little witch curled up like a cat inside.

After drying the water droplets in his hair, Chen Shun stretched.

He was actually a little sleepy.

I never expected that my senior would call to ask about Yunyi's situation.

Luckily, I was quick-witted and didn't mention that she was being difficult.

Isn't this considered showing her affection?

Chen Shun closed the doors and windows, turned off the lights, and went back to his room.

He closed the door, walked to the bedside, and muttered to himself:

"Come out, I know you're in there."

……

silence.

There was no movement.

It seems the little witch isn't in bed.

Chen Shun hesitated for a moment, then grabbed the corner of the blanket and pulled it off.

Empty.

She wasn't there.

She's not here!

Chen Shun didn't know how to describe his feelings.

I always felt that this was how it should be.

But why is there a hint of disappointment and regret?

Clearly, the thing I wanted most was for her not to get into my bed.

……

With these thoughts in mind, Chen Shun quickly fell asleep.

……

……

The next morning, Chen Shun had a dream.

In his dream, he was a fat tiger who, for some reason, fell into a rabbit's burrow.

A group of rabbits were nudging each other...

I always feel like something is moving in my bed.

He groggily opened his eyes and pulled back the covers.

Inside, I saw the little witch licking her chin, her face full of excitement.

She was also holding a ruler in her hand.

It seems to be measuring something.

Chen Shun was stunned, and his sleepiness vanished instantly.

He said in a trembling voice:

"Yunyi, what the hell are you measuring with that ruler?"

Feeling guilty, Yun Yi carefully hid the ruler behind his back and said with a look of delighted surprise:

"I...I was just taking measurements...I didn't mean anything by it."

?

What size?

===Chapter 216 I'll give you my underwear

Twenty minutes later.

Chen Shun found his underwear on the chair, sighed, pondered the meaning of life for a moment, and then silently put it on.

I'm trying to recall what happened in those last twenty minutes...

There's a lot of information here.

Twenty minutes ago...

In his dream, Chen Shun fell into a rabbit burrow and was knocked around by the rabbits.

Feeling something nudging and pushing against his body, Chen Shun was finally woken up by the little devil in his bed.

It took him three seconds to finally roughly understand what had happened.

Last night, the little witch was probably really tired and went to bed early, which is why she didn't come to my bed.

I guess I couldn't resist getting up so early this morning.

Damn it, why did I have to watch that horribly boring little movie with her yesterday!

Although they both found it quite interesting when they watched it.

I resisted the urge to lie down and sleep for a few more minutes, intending to leave her alone.

But what exactly is that little witch up to, whispering and rustling like that?

Chen Shun lifted the blanket.

His underwear was gone.

The little witch took the ruler with great interest and measured.

Chen Shun jolted awake, all sleepiness gone. He rolled himself up in the blanket and asked in a trembling voice:

"What the hell are you measuring with that ruler?!"

Seeing that Chen Shun was awake, she nervously hid the ruler behind her back, her eyes involuntarily drifting towards Chen Shun.

"I...I was just taking measurements...I didn't mean anything by it."

"What dimensions are you measuring!?"

"Well... I just heard that people are more energetic in the morning..." Yun Yi stammered.

It really looks very energetic; I was stunned when I first saw it.

The morning light streaming through the window made her cheeks appear exceptionally rosy.

Her slightly swaying waist exuded a subtle charm.

The thin silk nightgown clung weakly to her body, revealing glimpses of her fair skin.

"We watched that together yesterday, and I was just... just a little curious," she said, biting her lip and trying to suppress her embarrassment.

"..." Chen Shun was speechless for a long time.

It's all Xiaodi's fault!

Xiao Di, you've done so many bad things!

Her behavior was even more incomprehensible than her intention to launch a night raid on herself.

He sat up, craned his neck, and looked around the bed, searching for his missing underwear.

No, where did she hide?

It couldn't have been eaten, could it?