He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun was amazed, marveling at how quickly this orange cat had been tamed, truly befitting its kind.

It truly lives up to its reputation as a human-shaped giant cat.

Despite being so big, it seems to be weaker than the smaller one without magic.

"By the way, Yunyi, can you witches beat up big cats? The carnivorous kind."

"of course can!"

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true! Well, that is, if I don't get scared and cry..."

"..."

So damn cute.

Chen Shun suddenly realized that this little witch was usually shrewd and capable, but sometimes she was quite silly and cute.

"Chen Shun, I want to adopt this big orange cat."

"It's so thin, it can't be called a big orange."

"If I raise it, it will get fat!"

"You should take care of yourself first..."

Chen Shun glanced at Yun Yi and said helplessly.

Yun Yi pondered the meaning behind Chen Shun's words and suddenly fell into deep thought.

My mother and sister both have amazing figures, so amazing that even I, as a woman, would envy them.

According to genetics, I should be quite big, right?

Why can't they grow up?

It's only to the point where I can barely be considered curvy.

Although Yunyi kept telling herself that she was still young, and that when she was the same age as her sister, she would be able to be the same age as her sister.

But clearly, two years ago, when my sister was my age, she already…

Could it be because my sister started dating that knight boyfriend?

How terrifying...

Thinking of this, Yun Yi shuddered and suddenly felt that it would be best to stay as it was for the time being.

"Ah!"

"Which dear one is thinking of me?"

Yun Yao transformed into the appearance of a demon, sat on the table with her legs crossed, and held a long whip in her hand.

Yun Yao glanced at them with disgust, then unleashed a burst of hellfire around her and lashed out with her whip.

Yun Yao felt terrible, as if her younger sister and that junior had forgotten about her here.

……

===Chapter 26 The Witch's Thousand Layers of Schemes

Yunyi chuckled to herself as she petted the cat, radiating happiness.

"If you keep petting it, it'll go bald!" Chen Shun said, looking at the orange cat who was thoroughly enjoying itself.

"Mind your own business! Get out of my way!" Yun Yi glared at Chen Shun, then hugged Xiao Ju in his arms, not caring that she was dirty.

Chen Shun checked the time; it was almost noon.

It's time for the shift to change at the haunted house.

"Have you forgotten that your sister is still in the classroom!"

"what!?"

Yun Yi suddenly sat up. No wonder she felt like she had forgotten something; it turned out her sister was still in the classroom!

Looking at the meowing orange cat in his arms, Yun Yi was in a dilemma.

"If you really want to keep it, wait until you have time to take it to get vaccinated, have a check-up, and deworm it."

"And you need to get to know it a little better before it'll be willing to go with you..."

……

After Chen Shun's earnest persuasion, Yun Yi reluctantly put the orange cat back into the bushes.

Chen Shun never expected that Yun Yi would be someone who couldn't resist cats.

Do you like cats that much?

"I love it, I love it so much."

Why not get one?

"My sister won't let me raise it..."

"What?"

"My sister said that if a witch keeps a pet, the pet will be corrupted by magic and may eventually turn into a monster."

So that's how monsters came to be?

Chen Shun suddenly had a strong urge to ask Yun Yi to help him raise a monster to play with...

"Since your sister won't let you keep it, how are you going to take care of that orange cat?"

"That was before. When I was a kid, I wasn't very good at controlling magic. Now I can even use magical artifacts... cough, now I can perfectly control magic, so Gian won't turn into a monster!"

"What the hell is Gian?"

"That little orange cat from just now."

"???"

Chen Shun scratched his head. Yun Yi had even come up with a name already? What kind of weird name is Fat Tiger?

It's not as nice as Mimi.

Orange cat: I think you're making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger.

"By the way, Chen Shun, can I borrow your phone for a moment? I need to call my sister."

Where is your own phone?

"The power is out..."

"alright."

Chen Shun unlocked his phone and handed it to Yun Yi.

Yun Yi's expression remained unchanged, but the moment he took the phone, a sly smile appeared on his lips.

Yun Yi stopped in her tracks, glanced at Chen Shun, and then quickly switched back to the background and opened the photo album.

The first things I see are embarrassing photos of myself crying.

Yun Yi puffed out her cheeks and deleted them all at once.

Delete, delete, delete all!

Wait, what's this?

Chen Shun noticed that Yun Yi had stopped moving, so he also stopped and turned to look.

"Let's go... Holy crap! What are you doing?!"

In the few seconds it took for Chen Shun's expression to change from shock to deep regret, Yun Yi flipped through Chen Shun's photo album, quickly deleted all of his own photos, turned off the screen, and returned the phone to Chen Shun.

Chen Shun watched helplessly as his favorite photo of Yun Yi crying was deleted, and resentfully took the phone back from Yun Yi.

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However, Yun Yi's heart was pounding, like a kitten afraid of being caught stealing dried fish by its owner, and she kept glancing at Chen Shun's face.

Although Chen Shun was cursing, he didn't seem to notice his own little actions.

The boys' photo albums are usually empty.

Most of them are screenshots, or some saved erotic images.

But Yunyi opened a photo album, which contained all her embarrassing photos.

In the photo, Chen Shun is wearing a dark blue robe, holding a sword in his right hand and stroking the blade with his left hand.

The right half of his face was blocked by the sword, but Chen Shun's cold and murderous left eye could be seen.

Handsome!

That's so cringeworthy!

But this is the sword immortal that Yun Yi fantasizes about.

If only there were some mysterious golden talismans nearby...

Yunyi secretly sent herself the photo that looked just like Li Xiaoyao, but it was too late to delete the message history.

Yun Yi just hoped that Chen Shun, that idiot, wouldn't find out within two minutes, then he wouldn't be able to retract the message.

My sister just mentioned wanting a photo like this, so I'll send her one later.

Hehe, a great victory.

Chen Shun looked distressed and could only circle around Yun Yi again and again.

"You deleted all the photos in my album, so delete that picture of a pig's head too!"

Yun Yi rested his chin on his hand and thought for a while before nodding in agreement.

Under Chen Shun's supervision, they opened the photo album and deleted the picture of the pig's head.

Although it was a pity, Yun Yi felt that exchanging a pig's head photo for a sword immortal photo was not a bad deal.

If he ever makes me angry again, I can ask my sister to beat him up again so I can take another picture of my pig's head.

"Even though the photos have been deleted, it doesn't mean I've forgiven you." Yun Yi put her hands behind her back, tilted her head back, and stepped up the stairs.