He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"That's it? Not bad at all." Chen Shun wiped his mouth, looking quite smug.

Yun Yi glared at him, feeling both ashamed and indignant.

He thought to himself, "If he has the guts, he shouldn't try to get into my bed again."

Otherwise, we'll make sure he can't get down.

In Chen Shun's precognitive dream that lasted for ten years, she had dreamt of Chen Shun being unable to straighten his back more than once.

Although I've never actually experienced it, who is she?

She's a witch!

In the animations and games that Xiao Di showed him, he was considered to be one of the most powerful races in terms of combat strength!

As a witch, what's wrong with replenishing some magic?

As his witch in the game, I should be called Aster, right?

What's wrong with replenishing some mana from the Great Sword Immortal?

Yun Yi, of course, had no idea that the Aster in the game was the one whose mana was being replenished.

Chen Shun was naturally unaware that the little witch was currently considering her future revenge plan.

He simply kicked the empty milk tea cup far away without making a sound.

We can't let her have another chance to frame us.

I hope I didn't leave any teeth marks on her tongue just now.

Just to be on the safe side, it's best to double-check.

Chen Shun pinched Yun Yi's cheek again.

The little witch was taken aback at first, then narrowed her eyes and smiled.

They thought Chen Shun still wanted it.

Without Chen Shun pinching her, she pouted on her own and gently hugged his neck.

"Stick out your tongue so I can see it!"

"Looking at the tongue again? Isn't it supposed to be a kiss?"

She stuck out the tip of her tongue, and the circular mark had almost completely faded away.

Of course, there were no teeth marks either.

In that case, I should be able to safely take her home.

===Chapter 201 I'm Going to Wash the Dates

Chen Shun was always confused by his senior's ambiguous attitude towards the relationship between him and Yun Yi.

Sometimes, the senior student seemed very willing to matchmake her and Yunyi.

For example, on the night I stayed overnight, if my senior insisted that I go home in the pouring rain, neither I nor Yunyi could disobey.

Despite her obvious reluctance, she still managed to stay.

Even though she already knew that she and Yun Yi had slept in the same room, she didn't say much the next day.

But there were also many times when the senior sister kept a close eye on Yunyi, as if she was afraid that she would be taken away from her.

He is an only child with no siblings, so he couldn't quite understand the conflicted feelings his senior had.

For example, right now, when Yun Yi suggested that she stay for dinner, the senior student unusually kept her head down and didn't say anything, neither agreeing nor refusing. She even turned her body slightly to indicate that she should follow Yun Yi into the house.

As soon as the little witch entered the house, she kicked off her shoes and flew to the sofa. She lay down on the soft cushions and began rummaging through drawers and cabinets under the coffee table looking for snacks.

It wasn't for myself; it was meant to be used to entertain Chen Shun, who was a guest later.

Eat with him!

As he passed by his senior, he clearly heard her whisper in his ear:

"Don't misunderstand, it just so happens that I have something to tell you today."

"what's up?"

"No rush. After we finish eating, I'll send Xiaoyi to take a shower and then I'll tell you."

What's going on that's all so secretive?

Chen Shun entered the room and neatly arranged Yun Yi's shoes, which were scattered haphazardly.

The little witch over there had already sat up, patted the back of the sofa, and gestured for Chen Shun to hurry over.

She lay on the sofa, her two lower legs swinging up and down rhythmically.

When Chen Shun came over, he grabbed her toes and gently tickled them through her socks.

The little witch quickly curled her feet up, sat up, glared at Chen Shun, and made room for him.

"Did your sister just say anything to you?"

No, why do you ask?

"Then why did your sister let you in today? And why did you take so long to come inside..." Yun Yi pouted.

"What do you mean by 'long time'? It was only because I picked up your shoes that I was delayed for a few seconds."

"Do you even know what it means to feel like three autumns after a day apart? If you put those few seconds into perspective, isn't that like half a day to me?"

Why are there three shifts between them?

"That's a really lame joke..." The little witch tightened her clothes.

"Oh right, I'll go get you something to eat!" Yun Yi suddenly remembered something and held up one finger.

She had intended to open the bag of potato chips, but then she thought better of it and got up to take out a few large green dates from the refrigerator instead.

Fruit is the proper way to serve guests, so what's with potato chips?

"You sit down first, I'll go wash the dates."

She skipped and hopped to the kitchen to wash the dates.

Chen Shun tilted his head and pondered carefully what the little witch had just said.

Something feels off.

Something seems not quite right.

Two minutes later, she walked out of the kitchen, holding four green dates and shaking off the water.

Yun Yi quickly sat back down next to Chen Shun and handed him the green dates.

Because her hands were small, she could only hold two green dates in one hand, so she deliberately picked out two big ones for Chen Shun.

"Look, I've washed the dates, they're ready to eat."

Chen Shun reached out in surprise, preparing to take it, and said:

"I suspect you're driving, but I have no proof."

"Heh, is your head filled with yellow garbage?" Yun Yi sneered and stuffed a large green date into his mouth.

He bit into the green date, took a big bite, and chewed it carefully.

Hearing the crisp crunching sound from Chen Shun's mouth, Yun Yi felt satisfied with the food he had been feeding.

"In my head... do you mean you're yellow waste?" Chen Shun suddenly asked, looking down.

"Me? Is my head all you think about?" Yun Yi sniffed, chewing on a green date with disdain.

"Huh?" She widened her eyes slightly, turned to look at Chen Shun, and stopped chewing on the green dates.

Wait, what did he just say?

What did I just say?

So what he meant was that his mind was full of himself?

Coming to her senses, Yunyi silently swallowed the crisp, sweet green jujube in her mouth, her two feet, clad in white ankle socks, constantly crossing themselves.

Her face burned like fire. She lowered her head and pouted, not daring to look at Chen Shun's face.

I thought I had become immune to sweet talk.

But it's still hard to resist this sudden, irresistible charm...

Seeing the slow-witted and clueless little devil, Chen Shun smiled contentedly.

These green dates are exceptionally sweet; their sweetness reaches right to your heart.

Chen Shun's laughter made Yun Yi's expression even more unpleasant.

She turned her head slightly and caught a glimpse of Chen Shun's smug expression out of the corner of her eye.

I was furious.

"Laughing, you just tickled my foot with that hand, and you ate the dates without washing your hands, and you were laughing so happily..." she muttered to herself.

"Crack!" Chen Shun had just put the green jujube into his mouth when he heard what the little witch said, and his hand froze.

"No wonder it always smells sour and foul."

"You're the one who smells bad! Where do you smell bad?" Yun Yi lightly jumped off her slippers and onto the sofa, where she sat down cross-legged.

But she still cared about this, so she tried to bend down, sniff the air.

It really has no taste.

As a witch, self-cleansing magic is the most basic skill.

Yun Yi's toes kept twitching, and in Chen Shun's eyes, they looked like two soft lumps of glutinous rice.

"It really does smell sour and stinky," Yun Yao said helplessly as she walked out of the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door, and looked at the two people eating dates on the sofa.

There's a strong, cloying smell of romance emanating from the room!

"Sis! I don't smell bad at all!" Yun Yi naturally didn't know what her sister was talking about, and just assumed that her sister was teasing her.

But Yunyao ignored her completely, took what she needed from the refrigerator, and went back into the kitchen.

Having sucked on her younger sister every day, she naturally knows best how fragrant and soft her younger sister is.