He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun placed Yun Yi's small hand on her thigh, trying to press her fingers down, but she was stubborn and stiffened her fingers, not giving him any chance.

The two hands clasped together looked like five snow-white scallions growing from Chen Shun's fist.

And they're not afraid of getting yelled at.

Because Chen Shun was holding her hand, Yun Yi was able to justifiably ask Chen Shun to cook meat for her.

The other two were so engrossed in their own world that they were completely unaware that the two one-armed heroes in front of them were secretly doing something under the table.

"Little Bai, are you full?"

"Hmm... I don't often eat such oily and greasy food, I'm already full."

"Shall I take you shopping?"

"Thank you, Li Mei."

"Hey, if you're Shun-ge's buddy, then you're my buddy too!"

Li Mei patted her chest triumphantly, and the imposing manner made Xiao Bai blush slightly and look away.

How could there be such a horrifying scene?

Are all the fairies in the city this terrifying?

My sister-in-law is much better. When I'm with her, I never feel that awkward situation where I don't know where to look when someone is staring at me.

If Yun Yi knew what he was thinking, he would probably go berserk on the spot.

Seeing his shyness, Li Mei felt rather pleased, clearly indicating that she still possessed charm.

"Shun-ge'er, Yi-yi, let's go!?"

"Ah, okay!" Yun Yi replied somewhat flusteredly.

Li Mei tilted her head, looking at the two of them with their hands under the table, their expressions flustered, and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"What are you two doing under the table?"

"N-nothing!" Yun Yi's gaze darted away.

"I don't believe you, let me see!"

Are these two doing something shady under the table?

Feeling increasingly uneasy about the two, Li Mei went around the table and jumped in front of them.

Having no other choice, Yun Yi reluctantly pulled Chen Shun's hand away.

His fingers were stacked up by Yun Yi like a human pyramid, forming a ball that looked like a chicken's head.

"Yiyi...you're so childish."

"Yes, I'm still just a baby."

===Chapter 195 You Might Need to Grow a Brain

While flying on a sword, he accidentally bumped into a witch.

Because Xiaobai was with her, Li Mei was very enthusiastic throughout the journey, introducing him to the local customs and culture of Luocheng, and where to find fun things to do and delicious food.

However, for Xiaobai, although he could understand every single word Li Mei said, it was still so hard to understand when put together.

Does "party" or something like that mean you have to throw her down yourself?

That's so weird... Girls in Los Angeles are so strange.

So far, he has only met two local girls from Los Angeles.

My sister-in-law occasionally does some strange things that I find hard to understand.

For example, right now, she's resting her head on Shun Ge'er's back and slowly turning around.

He didn't understand what "acting cute" meant, and couldn't comprehend what this behavior was.

Every time Li Mei passed a store, she would curiously pull Xiao Bai to look around and see if there was anything that his bachelor apartment needed.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi lagged far behind, watching the two energetic people ahead.

He didn't explain that he had already prepared all the necessary household items at home.

Xiao Bai and his friend could just buy some personal items.

It was clear that Xiao Bai was also full of curiosity and let Li Mei drag him around, so he just went with them.

Yun Yi, who had been pushing Chen Shun forward, swayed to his side and rubbed his head.

"I've been holding it up for too long, and my head feels itchy and numb."

Seeing that no one was around, she grabbed Chen Shun's large hand and placed it on her head.

He gave it a perfunctory rub and said:

"itch?"

"Ah."

"Is it possible that you might be developing a brain?" He rubbed the little witch's head, looking at her with affection.

"I'm going home now, goodbye."

Yun Yi threw away his hand, angrily straightened his body, and strode back.

I had only taken two steps when someone grabbed my wrist.

She was secretly delighted, thinking that this foolish Chen Shun had indeed tried to keep her.

"Are you really that reluctant to part with me?" Yun Yi turned around happily.

Is it possible that you went the wrong way, and that your home is actually over there?

"Hey!" Yun Yi gritted his teeth in anger.

"Alright, you stay by my side and don't run off anywhere!"

Chen Shun flipped his wrist and firmly pulled Yun Yi to his side.

This time, instead of holding her hand with his own, he took her delicate wrist.

That way, she won't be able to escape.

Chen Shun raised the little witch's hand in front of him. She stared intently at her wrist, curious about what he wanted to do.

"What are you doing? These aren't chicken feet, you can't eat them."

"Can't we eat it?" Chen Shun asked knowingly.

"Hmm... just licking it is fine."

She flicked her wrist, her jade-like fingers swaying gently in front of Chen Shun.

"If I remember correctly, chicken feet refer to chicken feet, right? What you've got can only be called **wings.

"You like to eat chicken feet? That's so weird..."

As he said this, Yun Yi couldn't help but put a little more pressure on his feet.

Could he be referring to his own feet when he says "chicken feet"?

Although she already knew that Chen Shun had a certain fetish for her hands and feet, she really didn't expect that he would want to eat them!

"How about... next time you come to my house, I'll wash and soak you first before you eat it?"

"I don't eat it, it's braised, it's too strong."

"It has no taste!" she explained angrily.

She is the most fragrant witch in the world, with absolutely no scent!

"Smell it if you don't believe me!"

Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun to a bench in the rest area outside the store and took off one of her shoes.

Through the thin ankle socks, her nimble, crossed toes were clearly visible.

Chen Shun touched his nose as if by reflex.

However, this action completely enraged Yun Yi.

"Were you covering your nose?" She put on her shoes and leaned over to look closely into Chen Shun's eyes.

He actually dared to cover his nose!

If the two of them weren't outside, if they were at home, or at Chen Shun's house, she would have shoved her toes into his mouth today!

Let him taste what autumn ice cream is like!

"No, I'm just a little itchy."

"Are you going to grow a brain in your nose?"

"possible."

"Bullshit! It really doesn't taste like anything! You can come to my house next time if you don't believe me!" She grabbed Chen Shun by the collar and shook him gently.

Her pretty face was full of resentment and embarrassment, and she really wanted to prove it to Chen Shun right now.

"Okay, okay, you smell nice and feel soft!"

Where does it smell good?

"Cough...it smells good everywhere."

Where is it soft?

"..."

Chen Shun fell silent.

The little witch is soft all over, except her ribs are a little rough.

"Say something!" Yun Yi grabbed Chen Shun's fingers.

"It's soft everywhere."

"Be more specific!"

"Soft lips."