He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Nowadays, perhaps only a little witch disguised as a boy could barely fit the bill.

Of course, if the little witch were in front of me, I'd probably be the one falling down.

and many more!

He actually thought of someone.

"Li Mei, shall I introduce you to a guy next time?"

"Is he handsome?" Li Mei immediately stretched her neck and leaned closer, licking her lips.

"Hmm... He's a bit less handsome than me, but he's still pretty good-looking." Chen Shun tilted his head back and thought carefully. He hadn't seen the other person for six or seven years.

“Send me vx.”

"No." He remembered that the two of them hadn't added each other on WeChat back then.

"Well... surely you have penguins? Penguins will do."

"No...no." Chen Shun's voice suddenly sounded weak.

Because he apparently had absolutely no way to contact the other party.

Li Mei looked at Chen Shun suspiciously, and for a moment she really wondered if Brother Shun was lying to her.

"Well, you must have my phone number, right?" She pulled her phone out of her bosom with a "pop" and waved it at Chen Shun.

Seeing this, Yun Yi rushed up angrily and pulled Li Mei's collar up to her neck.

She suspected that Mei Mei was seducing Chen Shun, but she had no evidence.

However, Li Mei's navel was exposed.

"No..." Chen Shun said weakly.

He then realized that they hadn't exchanged any contact information at all!

Li Mei looked slightly taken aback, finally confirming that Shun Ge'er was probably just teasing her!

"Yiyi, look at him! You need to control your husband!" Li Mei pointed at Chen Shun, stomped her foot in exasperation, and was furious with Chen Shun.

"What...what husband...Meimei, don't talk nonsense...we...we won't get married for another five or six years, I dreamed about it." Yun Yi lowered her head, her face slightly red, and stammered, so Li Mei couldn't hear what she was saying at all.

"You're hopeless..." Li Mei looked at Yi Yi, who was holding her face and beaming with happiness, as if she were a fool.

"I'm not lying to you, really, I'll introduce you two sometime!" Chen Shun quickly added.

"Okay, I'll look forward to it then~" Li Mei shrugged and said perfunctorily.

She simply didn't believe such a person existed.

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===Chapter 184 Go, Husband!

"Really, you have to believe me!" Chen Shun said seriously.

"Ah, I believe you, you two can keep being lovey-dovey. I'm going to be a logistics person now, bye-bye!" Unable to stand it any longer, Li Mei chose Run.

Yun Yi blinked her big eyes and looked at Chen Shun curiously:

Are you telling the truth?

"It's true. When we were kids, we practiced Taoist arts together at Mount Buluo for a period of time."

"Why haven't I heard you mention this before?"

"If Li Mei hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have remembered it myself."

The little witch said "Oh" and didn't ask any more questions.

She had absolutely no interest in any man other than Chen Shun.

Yun Yi followed Chen Shun to the playground, and the two of them blew bubbles with chewing gum in unison.

The little witch successfully blew a bubble, which popped open, and then chewed and ate it.

Because Chen Shun was so incompetent, he spat out the entire piece of chewing gum with a "pfft".

It fell to the ground.

"..."

"..."

"You wimp!"

"I'm not weak!"

The two pointed at each other and said it at the same time.

Yun Yi took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, pulled out a tissue, and was about to squat down to clean it up when Chen Shun snatched it away and started cleaning up the chewing gum on the ground first.

She laughed:

"Just now someone seemed to question whether I looked like a logistics staff member, and now they're even stealing my tissues!"

"But as my support staff, where's your towel? Without a towel, how am I supposed to wipe my sweat?"

Chen Shun wrapped the chewing gum he had collected in a tissue and threw it into a nearby trash can.

"Why should I, as your logistics officer, have to wipe your sweat! These are just small tasks, how can you even sweat?" The little witch put her hands on her hips and stared at Chen Shun with a faint smile.

This guy actually thinks the same way I do.

Even though he doesn't sweat, why would he expect me to wipe him down?

"Who said I don't sweat? You'll start sweating if you wipe me!" Chen Shun complained.

"Then how do you know I didn't bring a towel?"

Yun Yi then took out a neatly folded towel from his pocket and showed it to Chen Shun for a few moments.

"Why is it pink?"

"Because I brought it from home."

"Did you use it?"

"...Guess~" the little witch pretended to be stupid.

It's actually new.

Oh no, it can't really be considered new.

She used this towel to wash her face this morning.

It doesn't seem wrong to say that I've used it myself.

Chen Shun must be hoping that it was something he had used before, right?

That's really strange.

"Lady Witch."

"Hmm?" Hearing Chen Shun call her "Witch" for the first time in a long time, Yun Yi looked up at him with sparkling eyes.

If she had a tail, it would be wagging very happily right now.

Look at my mouth.

Chen Shun opened his mouth.

"What's wrong? You don't have any cavities?" Yun Yi blinked, puzzled.

"We're out of Witch's Gum," Chen Shun said seriously.

The little witch was slightly taken aback, stood there blankly for a few seconds, and finally realized what Chen Shun meant.

Her cheeks flushed red instantly.

She lowered her head and quickly surveyed her surroundings.

With people coming and going all around, there was no way she could actually use the same method as before to chew Chen Shun's gum!

Clearly, Chen Shun knew this, which is why he dared to ask me for it so blatantly!

He's gone astray!

"Here you go!" Yun Yi pulled a piece of chewing gum from the box and handed it to Chen Shun.

Her eyes, unusually, didn't look at him, but instead looked away somewhat guiltily.

After taking the chewing gum from her, Chen Shun didn't rush to open it. Instead, he looked it over and said seriously:

"This is a pirated copy, I don't want it."

"You're the one who's selling the counterfeit! This is the Green Sword brand!"

“Yes, but I want the witch’s version,” he chuckled.

"You...me!" Yun Yi's face flushed red.

But Chen Shun remained unmoved, simply staring at her with a smile.

"Hmm... I know, I'll give you the witch card when no one's around." In the end, the little witch had no choice but to give in and promised to give him another one later.

"Logistics officer, logistics officer, that's not what you do..." she muttered dejectedly.

"Then how about we change it..."

"You dare!" Yun Yi raised his eyebrows.

If this guy dares to replace the logistics officer, I'll tear his tongue off!

Chen Shun reluctantly shut his mouth.

What he actually meant to say was that he should take over as the Little Witch's support staff.

The little witch clearly misunderstood her meaning.

Snapped!

The sound of a starting pistol could be heard not far away.

On the track and field, the boys from the first year of high school were already competing.

Outside the railing, a large group of girls were gathered, cheering and encouraging the crowd.