He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Yun Yi gritted his teeth, glanced at the flying sword, and then stared intently at Chen Shun without blinking.

"Yes!"

Chen Shun felt very uncomfortable under Yun Yi's gaze, not knowing where to look, and could only scratch his head and apologize.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to see that..."

"You still dare to talk!"

Yun Yi angrily raised the broom in her hand, and Chen Shun quickly shrank back.

"Don't move!"

A harsh shout stopped Yun Yi's "abuse" in time.

A burly policeman emerged from around the corner, his hand firmly gripping the baton at his waist.

"Someone called the police saying they heard someone calling for help here. What are you doing here?"

Yun Yi and Chen Shun looked at each other in bewilderment. Chen Shun quickly and discreetly made a hand seal, and the flying sword automatically disappeared, transforming into a small sword that flew back to the pendant on Chen Shun's chest.

The police officer rubbed his eyes. He had just clearly seen a sword, how could it have disappeared in the blink of an eye?

With some doubts, the police officers still took the two strangely dressed men back to the station.

"Name."

"Chen Shun".

"Yun Yi".

"age."

"eighteen."

"eighteen."

"identity!"

"Class 2, Grade 3, Luocheng No.1 High School, student life committee member..."

"Study Committee Member of Class 2, Grade 3, Luocheng No.1 High School..."

"??? Show me your student ID!"

"promise……"

"Give."

"Hey, it really is a classmate? Why aren't you home at this hour? What are you doing out here dressed like this?"

"Brother, let me tell you a secret, I'm actually a god. I came out here to help you catch bad guys!"

The police officer, full of questions, moved closer to Chen Shun's face.

Do I look like an idiot to you?

“No… doesn’t look like…”

Yun Yi's eye twitched. She pinched Chen Shun and hurriedly explained awkwardly, "Our school has a talent show, and we sneaked out to rehearse..."

The police officer gave Yunyi a look that said, "I'm listening to your excuses," and didn't believe Yunyi's story at all.

"Rehearsing in a dark alley?"

"..."

"..."

The police officer stretched and leaned back lazily in his chair, a smug smile on his face that suggested he had seen through everything.

"Do you really think I have no idea what you're doing?"

Chen Shun could clearly feel his heart beating faster, and Yun Yi also took a nervous breath.

The police officer pointed at Yun Yi's broom and laughed loudly:

"You guys are playing a game of 'Kou Shi Pu Lei,' aren't you? You're the witch! He's the bad guy! I get it, I get it, it's all in the anime world..."

Yun Yi's toes gripped the soles of her shoes tightly, her face flushed with humiliation as she admitted that the two of them were indeed spying.

"Young people really know how to have fun..."

"Alright, alright, if you have nothing else to do, hurry home and don't worry your family."

Yun Yi, with a dark face and head down, picked up his broom and pulled Chen Shun, who was still trying to explain to the police officer that he was truly a god, towards the police station entrance.

"and many more!"

The two were stopped again. Yun Yi turned her head and saw the police officer looking at her and Chen Shun with a maternal smile.

"Are you two dating?"

Yun Yi's eyebrows shot up, her voice rose eight octaves, and she and Chen Shun spoke in unison:

"no!"

"no!"

The police officer smiled and waved his hand.

"You should take your boyfriend to the hospital to get checked out as soon as you have time; he seems to be having some mental issues..."

===Chapter 2 The Witch's Revenge

It's hardened; its fists have hardened.

Yun Yi just wanted to punch Chen Shun a few times right now.

Not only did I knock myself down, but I also saw my own... and now people will misunderstand and think I'm dating someone!

This is infuriating!

When have I, a witch, ever suffered such injustice?

Although she's just an apprentice witch...

Yun Yi picked up the broom and forcefully poked Chen Shun in the ribs.

Chen Shun, like a cat that has spotted a cucumber, launched himself into the air.

The feeling of being stabbed in the ribs by a long, hard object is something only those who know can understand.

"What are you doing! Why did you stab me?"

Yun Yi immediately poked it again.

"Impregnable!"

Chen Shun quickly cast a spell to create a golden protective shell around himself.

I don't know what's gotten into this little devil all of a sudden.

Chen Shun never expected that his sword flight would cause him to bump into a witch.

And it was his classmate.

Chen Shun touched his face, wondering why Yun Yi was able to recognize him.

When I was in school, I would cast illusions on the people around me to interfere with their perception, so that even if they saw my handsome face, they wouldn't perceive it as "handsome" and would only think that I had normal looks.

Since cultivators need to distance themselves from worldly emotions and also to avoid trouble, logically speaking, Yun Yi should never have seen his true form.

Ignoring Yun Yi's furious broom attack, Chen Shun asked in confusion:

"Yun Yi, how did you recognize me?"

Yun Yi secretly added magic to his broomstick and said through gritted teeth:

"Your little trickery is nothing but a decoration in the eyes of a witch! I noticed it as soon as the first year of high school started!"

Chen Shun scratched his head, wondering if his skills were really that bad.

No, I've been exposed for three whole years?

Yun Yi quietly raised his enchanted broomstick, pierced through Chen Shun's protective shell, and accurately hit the area between Chen Shun's second and third ribs on the right side.

Chen Shun transformed into Tom on the spot and took off.

Chen Shun was completely baffled. Yun Yi, with her witch-like appearance, seemed like a completely different person. Or was this her true nature?

Rubbing his slightly aching lower back, Chen Shun decided that as a great cultivator, he shouldn't stoop to the level of a petty witch.

……

"Chen Shun, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?"

"Flying on a sword."

"Flying on a sword? You're speeding, you know that?"

"So what if I was speeding? If you hadn't been riding around on a broomstick in the middle of the night, how could I, a driver with over ten years of experience, have crashed?"

"What was I doing out here in the middle of the night?... No, wait, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night?"

"Would you believe me if I said I was out catching bad guys?"

Do I look like an idiot to you?

"..."

No one believed him when he told the truth, so Chen Shun shrugged helplessly.

"Catching bad guys is just a more easily understood way of putting it. If I said I was inspecting my dojo, I doubt you would believe me."

"..."

Yun Yi turned to the side, looking at Chen Shun with some surprise.

"I believe..."

Now it was Chen Shun's turn to be surprised. This statement was even more outrageous, and you actually believed it?

"And what about you, you witch? What are you doing out here so late at night?"

Yun Yi paused for a moment, then slowly turned around and lowered his head. After a long while, he heard a voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz.

"Going for a drive..."