He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"I think I should go out with you less often next time..." Yun Yi leaned against the stone railing, kicking his legs listlessly.

"why?"

"I always feel like every time we go out, there are always all sorts of opportunities for you to take advantage of me!"

"Then you can refuse."

How could I possibly refuse your request!

"But wasn't it you who took advantage of me at the hot pot restaurant?"

"Ahem... How can you call it taking advantage of a witch? Isn't it just fulfilling your wish?" Yun Yi looked awkwardly into the distance.

Below the moat embankment, the fisherman caught another pufferfish.

He pinched it, and after the pufferfish got angry, it was used to wipe his shoes before being kicked back into the water by the fisherman.

"How could I possibly have any desire to be trampled on by you!" Chen Shun retorted seriously.

He admitted that he was a lesbian, but he didn't have that fetish.

Yun Yi looked at him with amusement but remained silent.

He had a teasing look on his face, as if to say, "Mmm, keep going, I believe you."

谷筌

Seeing that Yun Yi was unmoved by reason and did not believe him at all, Chen Shun got angry and smacked her mouth again.

Yun Yi cried and made a fuss. This time she was really not prepared and Chen Shun gained the upper hand.

"One day, you'll bankrupt the Witch Bank!"

"Then I'll top up my account!"

"No, no, no, stop charging, my mouth is getting numb..."

She had just been sucking on Chen Shun's hand for so long, she was already exhausted.

He truly doesn't know how to be considerate of himself.

"Chen Shun, shall we make a bet?"

Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun back.

After so long of autumn winds, she felt a bit cold.

When they arrived at the sausage shop, the two of them stopped at the same time, watching with longing as the owner brushed sauce onto the sausages.

The two exchanged a glance, their ahoge (antenna-like hairs) swaying, and began their telepathic communication.

Yunyi: Are you still eating?

Chen Shun: Do you want to eat? If you want to eat, I'll eat.

Yunyi: I think you just want to steal my food!

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Yunyi: Then I won't eat!

She grabbed Chen Shun's arm and dragged him away, leaving only the sausage shop owner's smile frozen on his face.

"What kind of bet?" Chen Shun asked curiously.

"Let's bet on what happens in my dream tonight!" Yun Yi said excitedly.

"If tonight, in my nightmare magic, you don't let me step on you, then you win; conversely, if in the dream I step on you, then I win!"

Doesn't Yun Yi understand Chen Shun?

If you change the setting to a hot pot restaurant, he definitely won't be able to resist.

Oh right, in my dream I'll wear the black stockings he likes!

"Fine, I'll gamble then. You probably don't know how powerful the Cultivator's Heart-Cleansing Technique is!" Chen Shun said fiercely.

"Hmph, you also said before that cultivators are terrifying when they calm down..." Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun with a smile.

"Well, some people are jumping really fast here." She poked Chen Shun's left chest.

Chen Shun quickly grabbed Yun Yi's wrist.

Yun Yi looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"Am I at a disadvantage because only you can hear my heartbeat?"

"Then you can... eh?"

Yun Yi straightened her chest, thinking that since Chen Shun felt it was unfair, she would just make him listen to her.

But then she suddenly realized that what he said was just teasing her.

She quickly covered her body with her remaining hand.

"Damn!" she exclaimed in surprise.

After hesitating for a moment, she added another sentence.

"You can do it in your dreams, it all depends on your own abilities."

Ah... I'm suddenly really looking forward to tonight!

Chen Shun, looking victorious, released Yun Yi and stretched.

Yun Yi felt like she had fallen into a trap...

Is this guy planning something, perhaps ambushing himself within his own nightmare magic?

When entering Chen Shun's dream tonight, it's best to be careful.

……

"Ah, it's raining again!" Yun Yi spread out his hands, as if cupping them up, and caught a few raindrops.

"Should we go home? Or should we go see a movie to avoid the rain?"

"Let's go home, I want to go to bed early tonight!"

"Then I'll go to bed early too!"

Before the rain intensified, the two hurriedly returned to the parking lot at the Golden Light Shopping Mall.

Chen Shun rummaged through the carriage and pulled out an umbrella.

"I'll hold the umbrella for you!" Yun Yi snatched the umbrella from Chen Shun's hand and let Chen Shun put the helmet on his head.

"I can't see, can you be more accurate!" Yun Yi complained speechlessly.

The goggles were attached to his ears.

Chen Shun straightened Yun Yi's helmet and pushed up the goggles, finally allowing him to see Yun Yi's beautiful eyes.

Yun Yi winked at Chen Shun, who quickly put his goggles down.

"Ugh!" Yun Yi then pulled up his goggles and glared at Chen Shun with resentment.

Her little face puffed up, and she was unhappy.

"Get in the car quickly, I'll take you home first." Chen Shun patted the back seat of the car.

"Can you please stop patting the back seat if you have nothing to do?" Yun Yi hugged Chen Shun's neck tightly and climbed into the back seat.

"why?"

"It felt like you were patting the mattress and calling me over to sleep with you."

"..." Chen Shun didn't know how to answer.

Yun Yi tightened his thighs on either side of Chen Shun, signaling that Chen Shun could start driving.

She opened the umbrella and wrapped one arm around Chen Shun's waist.

She had actually hoped to hold the umbrella for Chen Shun.

Isn't it romantic to have your boyfriend riding an electric scooter with you on the back, holding an umbrella for him with one hand and hugging him tightly with the other, pressing close to his back?

As it turns out, the more fantastical the fantasy, the more skeletal the reality.

The moment Chen Shun twisted the handle and the electric scooter sped off, Yun Yi regretted it.

The wind howled and pressed down on the umbrella. Even with both hands and all her strength, she barely managed to hold onto it and prevent it from being blown away.

"Chen Shun, slow down!"

"Oh."

Chen Shun obediently reduced his speed.

But the weather never understood the romance Yunyi longed for.

A strong autumn wind swept by, and Yunyi finally couldn't hold the umbrella down any longer; the umbrella was blown to the back of the car by the wind.

The umbrella ribs deformed and broke.

"Chen Shun... the umbrella is broken." Yun Yi's voice sounded somewhat guilty, and also a little disappointed.

Her romanticism was thus ruthlessly shattered.

"It's just an umbrella, put it away. Don't be sad, hold me tight."

"Ok!"

Yunyi laboriously folded up the tattered umbrella and placed it on her lap.

She then wrapped her arms tightly around Chen Shun's waist, her hands restlessly sliding upwards.

Chen Shun shifted slightly, seemingly aware of Yun Yi's feelings, and refrained from further attempts to stop him.

Just as Yun Yi was about to rest her head on Chen Shun's back, she remembered that she was wearing a helmet.

He didn't bump into Chen Shun's back again.

This time she learned her lesson and didn't make the same foolish mistake again.

She was the intelligent woman Chen Shun liked.

"Chen Shun, you need to learn your lesson and be more careful!"