He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"Sis, your first love was probably just an ordinary person, right? How did he know you were a witch?"

Yun Yao raised her head and thought for a moment, and fond memories of her middle school days flooded back.

"He doesn't know that he just... he just mistook his sister, who is an ordinary person, for a witch."

"Such a thing is true?"

"Yes, to be honest, I was startled when I first saw that sentence. I thought my identity had been exposed... But after observing him for a long time, I realized that he had no idea that I was really a witch..."

Yunyi looked at her sister meaningfully:

"You observed for a long time?"

"...Can't you be a little less clever with your little brain?"

Yun Yi narrowed his eyes, smiling confidently. Based on the contents of the paper, he could probably guess what had happened to his sister in middle school.

"So when he said he wanted to form a lover's contract with you, you agreed?"

"Eh...Eh!?"

Yun Yao was stunned at first, then her face turned red to the roots of her neck, and she looked at Yun Yi with her mouth slightly open in disbelief.

"Xiao Yi, how did you see it? Didn't I... didn't I already put it away?"

Yun Yi puffed out his chest, looking down on the great wizard, and proudly raised his head.

"I just glanced at it, and I've memorized it all!"

"Ah!!! You better forget about it, sister!!!"

"Lady Night Witch, please allow me to serve as your most loyal knight..."

"what!!!"

"I wish I could pluck the stars from the sky for you, I wish I could hold back the eternal night for you..."

"Stop reading... Xiao Yi, stop reading..."

"I know for whom my heart beats, it's the curse you cast on me..."

"Master...stop chanting!!!"

Yun Yao felt burning hot all over, and rolled around on the bed, clutching her head.

Finally, Yun Yao found a pair of stockings that Yun Yi had just found and hadn't worn yet, stuffed them into Yun Yi's mouth, and silently hugged her legs against the headboard, waiting for her body temperature to cool down.

Yunyi looked at her sister, who seemed utterly hopeless and whose eyes seemed to say, "I... can't go on anymore," and found it all quite surreal.

In Yunyi's memory, her older sister was always a very capable, outstanding, and independent woman. Although she was sloppy and lazy at home, she certainly had no shortage of suitors.

How could I have fallen for such a... weird guy?

Yun Yi manipulated his magic to break through the darkness created by his sister, who lay motionless on the bed like a dead fish and had become too lazy to manipulate her magic. He then pulled the stocking out of his mouth.

"Bah, pah!"

"Sis, did you two break up?"

Yun Yao turned her head and glanced weakly at her rascal sister, then sighed.

"We...haven't broken up."

"Until now?"

"Yes, right up until now."

This time it was Yunyi's turn to be surprised. No wonder her sister cared so much about that box. It turned out that the "love letter" inside was from her first love, with whom she had been in a passionate relationship ever since!

Yun Yao huddled under the covers looking aggrieved, and it was unclear what she was doing inside. After a while, she crawled out again.

She held a small, cracked green gemstone in her hand and threw it onto the bed.

"Here, this is a magic stone that can amplify fear. It has been used several times already, and there is very little magic left in it. It will probably break after one more use, which is just what you need."

"Sis, are you really letting me use it?"

"Really, but you're not allowed to read the contents of that letter aloud in front of me again, or you'll see what I do to you!"

"..."

Yun Yi happily took the green magic stone and put it in her pocket, then blinked at her sister who was lying paralyzed on the bed.

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"I wish I could transform into a wind spirit to gently stroke the strands of hair at your temples..."

"You... you're fucking done for!"

Yun Yao rolled off the bed, sprinted forward a few steps, grabbed Yun Yi by the back of his collar as he was about to escape from Yun Yao's room, and dragged him back.

That's it, my life is over.

This was Yun Yi's last thought when she was conscious.

boom!

Yun Yao slammed the door shut and placed several magical restrictions on it.

Tonight, Yunyi won't be able to escape this room.

……

The next day, Yunyi rubbed her neck and shook her head, feeling her bones cracking. She had no idea what her sister had done to her the day before.

I feel so tired...

I checked the magic stone in my pocket, and sure enough, it was still there!

Yun Yi's lips curled up slightly. With this, he was quite confident that he could scare Chen Shun!

Oh, and make sure you have your fully charged phone with you.

I'll take a bunch of embarrassing photos of that guy then.

Then pick a few of the ugliest ones and post them in the class group!

Ideally, we could invite Xiaodi and the others to change their profile pictures to those photos!

The thought of everyone posting in the group chat with photos of Chen Shun looking awful made Yun Yi want to laugh.

Hehehe...

Yun Yao rubbed her sleepy eyes, looked up at her younger sister in the mirror who was sneaking around and giggling foolishly, and suddenly shivered, all her sleepiness gone.

I just used Xiao Yi as a pillow yesterday and slept with her all night. How come I woke up to see that girl grinning like an idiot?

Could it be that some strange fetish has been awakened?

===Chapter 18: Tactics Win Hearts and Minds

"Xiao Yi...you don't really like your older sister...uh, I mean...bullying you, do you?"

Yunyi tilted her head and looked at her older sister, who was peeking out from under the covers. Her little head held a big question mark.

What did my sister mean by saying that?

Is it because your sister felt she went too far last night, and now she feels a little guilty?

But I didn't pay much attention to it; my sister always thought it was for my own good.

"You like it, right?"

"what!?"

Yun Yao quickly shrank back into the quilt.

How to do?How to do?

It seems like Xiao Yi really does have masochistic tendencies!

Should I stop teasing her all the time?

"Sis! I'm off now! Today's our school anniversary, and you're also an alumnus of No. 1 High School. If you don't have classes today, why don't you come over and have some fun?"

Yun Yao was still preoccupied with her younger sister's health, and replied absentmindedly:

"I know, I'll come."

Yunyi had already gotten dressed. Before leaving, she turned her head and glanced at her sister, who was still curled up in bed, and couldn't help but shake her head.

If my sister's "knight" boyfriend saw her like this, I wonder if it would shatter his beliefs...

When Yun Yi arrived at Class 2, Grade 3, she saw Chen Shun standing in front of the podium, passionately giving instructions.

"Hahaha, everyone, perk up!"

"The time has come to test our results!"

"Hahahaha!"

……

Yun Yi couldn't help but run to Xiao Di's side, frowning slightly as she asked:

"Xiao Di, what's wrong with him? What happened to him?"

Xiao Di adjusted his glasses and answered seriously:

“Yi Yi, based on my seventeen years of clinical experience, Chen Shun’s current condition can only mean…”

"What is it? Tell me quickly, you're driving me crazy!"

"Excessive energy..."

"That's it?"

"That's it."

Yun Yi was speechless, but Xiao Di leaned close to Yun Yi's ear and whispered:

"According to reliable information from the first student to arrive at the classroom, Chen Shun was likely already in the classroom at four in the morning!"

"Four o'clock!?"

"Yes, that student entered the classroom while dozing off, which startled Chen Shun! After asking him, Chen Shun told him that he had arrived at the classroom at four o'clock."

"It's four o'clock... the school gates aren't open yet, are they?"