He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

This cannot be blamed on Yun Yi.

A witch is a creature that can possess a man's heart.

This is an innate skill etched into our genes.

Even if Yun Yi isn't particularly intelligent, he'll become extremely cunning in this regard.

It's perfectly normal for Chen Shun, this inexperienced "newbie" sword immortal, to fall for Yun Yi's trick.

Night Witch: [Did I hit you in your dream? Surely not, right? After all, I'm very gentle.]

Night's Kin: [That's true, there isn't one.]

Night Witch: [From what you're saying, it seems I did something else to you?]

Night's Familiar: [That's all, it was just... a fight.]

Yun Yi smiled; she naturally knew how the fight had started.

After all, she was the one who was completely immersed in the dream.

Night's Kin: [But I have to say, you were so cool in my dream!]

Night's Companion: [You know what? The first time I saw you in my dream, you were standing on top of an antenna, with that pale, full moon behind you, looking at me with disdain and contempt. You looked so incredibly cool!]

Night's Familiar: [Her tone of voice is so cool, and her movements, postures, and moves are exactly what I like—she's exactly the image of a witch I've always imagined!]

Even with her phone on, Yun Yi felt so embarrassed she was about to die.

She arched her back forcefully and quickly typed on the keyboard to change the subject.

Night Witch: [Contempt and disdain? So you like that look? Maybe I should try it next time?]

She doesn't need to learn; she already knows how.

Without the slightest hesitation, Chen Shun immediately replied:

Night's Companion: [I think it's a good idea.]

Night Witch: […]

Does this guy really like this kind of thing?

He wouldn't actually enjoy having people wearing black stockings step on him, would he?

Night Witch: [Do you still like those girls who wear black stockings and then step on you with a look of disgust?]

Night's Kin: [Huh? What the heck? Why are you stepping on me? I just like that cold, hostile look in your eyes.]

Night Witch: [Oh, okay, I was thinking if you like it, I can try this next time.]

After all, I had tried to check out the hot pot restaurant a few times before.

Chen Shun didn't seem to be very resistant.

Night's Kin: [How about we give it a try?]

Night Witch: [You rascal, just as I thought...]

I knew it wouldn't be that simple!

……

The two chatted for so long that they lost track of time. They had already gotten up close to noon, and two more hours had passed since they started talking.

When Chen Shun could hear Yun Yi's stomach growling even through the phone's receiver, he hurriedly urged her to go eat.

Yun Yi got up, washed up, and wandered into the living room.

My sister isn't home.

However, there was also a breakfast that Yun Yao had made for Yun Yi before leaving the house, as well as a note reminding her to remember to eat.

Yun Yi warmed up the food, patted his stomach, and smacked his lips after finishing.

She wasn't full.

Although there were leftovers made by her sister in the refrigerator, Yunyi didn't really want to eat them.

I always feel bad about troubling my sister with cooking.

Why don't you try making something yourself?

I'll gradually learn to cook, and then I can make special bento boxes for Chen Shun.

Yunyi opened the refrigerator, rummaged through a bowl of cold rice, and then took out two eggs and a small green vegetable.

Even if you can't cook, you can still give egg fried rice a try.

She tied on an apron and gathered up all the kitchen utensils and seasonings that her sister had used when making fried rice, arranging them neatly in her memory.

"Okay, take a picture and show it to Chen Shun."

She pulled her phone out of the apron pocket in her abdomen, grabbed a spatula, and made a peace sign.

The camera captured the ingredients, the neatly arranged kitchen utensils, and her own pretty face and upper body all in the same shot.

Yun Yi didn't know how to edit photos and was too lazy to do so, so she sent them directly to Chen Shun.

He won't look down on himself; he's seen even uglier women at karaoke bars.

Night Witch: [Image]

Night Witch: [This witch is going to cook! (●'?'●)]

When Chen Shun saw Yun Yi's attire, he was worried for her kitchen.

He still hasn't forgotten the scene between the two of them at the villa.

She said she cooked herself a crab, and then the crab clamped onto her chopsticks...

What kind of food can a little witch who doesn't even understand that cooked crabs are red make?

However, although Chen Shun made a few complaints, his actions betrayed him.

After opening the original image, it was immediately saved to the phone's photo album.

Please, the little apron witch is super cute, okay?

But he still asked Yun Yi a question seriously.

Night's Kin: [Do you know how to light a stove?]

Night Witch: [Of course I know. Do you think I'm an idiot?]

Night's Kin: [Didn't you say yourself that you're an idiot?]

Night Witch: […]

Night Witch: [Your words are so hurtful! (?ì_í?)]

Night's Kin: [Alright, why don't you turn on a video, and I'll teach you how to do it?]

Night Witch: [I don't need you! I can manage on my own!]

Yun Yi angrily shoved her phone back into her pocket.

She gazed at the many ingredients and kitchen utensils in front of her, mentally listing out the steps one by one.

First, wash and prepare the greens, then roughly chop them a few times.

Yunyi is very good at washing vegetables.

When she was in junior high school, she always helped her older sister wash vegetables when she cooked.

After washing, she placed the vegetables in a perforated basket to drain.

Then he held the two eggs in his hand, preparing to crack them open.

She had tried cracking eggs with her sister before, but she ended up with a feathered chick, which left Yunyi with a lot of psychological trauma.

So much so that Yun Yi hesitated to make a move for a moment.

goo...

However, her belly was urging her to hurry up.

Yunyi gently tapped the egg a few times on the edge of the counter, then gently pinched the cracked part of the eggshell with her thumbs, applying slight pressure.

However, the egg did not crack as Yun Yi had imagined.

Yun Yi couldn't help but increase the pressure on his hands, and even his eyes started to bulge.

It was as if he was holding not an egg, but a balloon about to burst.

Her hands, which were holding the egg, trembled slightly. The eggshell finally started to crack again, and a little bit of transparent egg white flowed out through the cracks.

Yun Yi was delighted and increased the pressure on his hands even more.

The eggshell couldn't withstand the pressure and shattered with a snap, sending the egg liquid flying towards Yun Yi.

*Smack*, it all stuck to the apron.

===Chapter 146 No More Cooking

Yun Yi, her face dark, lifted her apron and watched the egg yolk slowly slide down her apron.

Why is it so hard to even crack an egg?

The force applied in your hands must be controlled very precisely; too little force and it won't peel open, too much and it will fly out like this.

Yun Yi quickly took a photo and sent it to Chen Shun.

Night Witch: [I'm back from cooking.jpg]

Night's Kin: [Well done, but don't do it again next time.]

Night Witch: [Just you wait! When you see the golden fried rice I made, don't come crying to my house begging me to share some with you!]

After sending the message, Yunyi put her phone aside, changed out of her apron, washed it, hung it out to dry on the balcony, and then changed into a clean one and tied it up.

This time, she put on a serious face.

We can't let Chen Shun look down on us!

From now on, I'll make him beg me to cook for him.

Chen Shun had already cooked two dishes and was eating them with great relish.