He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

===Chapter 142 No Sexuality Allowed

Humans are very strange creatures.

No matter how long you sleep, even if it's only for ten minutes, when you wake up you'll be disheveled and miserable.

It's like a meticulously groomed dog getting stuck in a mud pit.

Their true colors will be revealed in no time.

When Chen Shun woke up, he opened his eyes to find everyone sitting neatly on the sofa, lost in thought.

One by one, they were listless and dispirited.

Chicken-meat buns are a common sight.

Everyone has a part of their body that is numb, whether it's their arm or their thigh.

Li Mei's delicate makeup and meticulously styled hair are no longer what they used to be.

Fortunately, there were no outsiders here, only familiar old friends, so she didn't pay too much attention. Otherwise, given her vain nature, she would have gone crazy long ago.

The five of them looked at each other, wanting to laugh but lacking the energy to do so.

Anyway, everyone's ugly.

Yun Yi, like a little pig, was still curled up next to Chen Shun and asleep, occasionally putting his thumb in his mouth.

Chen Shun had to hold her arm down every time to prevent her from sucking her fingers.

I wonder what delicious food she dreamed about.

Yunyi, unable to eat her fingers, slept restlessly and woke up not long after.

Upon seeing Chen Shun, whose hair was flattened on one side, making him look ugly, his sleepiness vanished instantly.

"Holy crap, who are you? How can you be so ugly?" she exclaimed.

"Oh, so he's my boyfriend. It's alright then." She leaned against Chen Shun, smiled faintly, and closed her eyes.

I want to take a few more minutes to nap.

I opened my eyes by accident and saw five people staring at me.

Li Mei and Xiao Di shook their heads and clicked their tongues in amazement, while the remaining three boys stared at Chen Shun with envy.

She was still half asleep and forgot there were so many people around!

Yun Yi immediately sprang up from Chen Shun, lowered her head and smoothed her bangs, so embarrassed that she even strained her insteps.

"Alright, everyone go home and catch up on your sleep..." Chen Shun's lazy voice rang out.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Although I wasn't as tired as after staying up all night online, my back and waist still ached from singing all night.

"Xiao Di, shall I take you home?" Zhang Ze turned to ask Xiao Di, who was putting on her shoes.

She slept the most comfortably, so she was in the best spirits.

After all, Xiao Di is the only one whose sleeping on the sofa is no different from sleeping in a bed.

“Meimei gave it to me; that pink electric scooter belongs to Meimei.”

Xiao Di hesitated for a few seconds, but still refused Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze wasn't disappointed; instead, he took it for granted and gave a few words of advice to be careful.

"Tsk, squad leader, are you looking down on my driving skills?"

Li Mei started arguing with Zhang Ze, saying that her car, driven by an experienced driver, was absolutely safe.

"What kind of driving skills do you have? The kind you see in QQ groups?" Wang Rui suddenly perked up.

Chen Shun couldn't help but prick up his ears.

Who doesn't like to look at erotic pictures?

Yun Yi glared at Chen Shun, who sullenly shrank back.

"You're really interested in this kind of topic! Help me put on my shoes!" Yun Yi said in a low voice, raising her eyebrows.

"Why should I help you get dressed..."

"I just woke up, and my arm is a little numb."

"understood."

Chen Shun responded and bent down to grab Yun Yi's toes.

Chen Shun had intended to help the little witch put on her shoes, but the smooth feel of the pantyhose was simply irresistible.

He looked up at Yun Yi, who showed no signs of resistance.

He turned his head to look at the other side, where Li Mei and Zhang Ze were still arguing. He took the opportunity to quickly touch the little witch's feet.

"If you touch me again! I'll shove it in your mouth!" Yun Yi suppressed her shyness, her small hands tightly gripping the sofa cushion, and warned in a low voice through gritted teeth.

She didn't pull her feet out of Chen Shun's warm, broad hands. He knew that boys tend to be a little... well, you know, when they wake up in the morning.

If he likes it, then let him touch it.

It's just a little itchy.

But doesn't this guy mind the smell?

Although as a witch, my feet don't smell, girls still care about that.

"Hurry up and put them on!" Yun Yi rolled her legs up and used her feet to grab Chen Shun's hand, pulling it to the edge of her shoes.

Chen Shun mustered his courage and gave her a good rub, putting the shoes on her before Yun Yi could hit him.

"How does it feel?" Yun Yi asked in a low voice as he got off the sofa with Chen Shun.

"It's very comfortable, I like it anyway," Chen Shun replied shamelessly.

"Hmm... I'm glad you like it." Yun Yi tilted her head, subtly raising the corners of her mouth.

If letting him touch his leg or hold his hand is enough to satisfy him, that would be fine too.

Anyway, I quite like being touched by him...

and many more! ?

Pooh!

Yun Yi was stunned. She turned her head sharply to look at Chen Shun and covered her body. She suspected that Chen Shun had secretly used some kind of magic on her, otherwise how could she have such a perverted idea?

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Chen Shun was speechless.

"Look at you, you're not good enough? You're already my boyfriend!" Yun Yi immediately retorted.

"Then let me show you more clearly!"

Chen Shun brought his head close to Yun Yi's and waved it in front of her.

Yun Yi leaned back slightly; if there hadn't been someone nearby, she would have definitely gone up and bitten Chen Shun's nose off.

……

Li Mei looked at Wang Rui with disdain: "You're the kind of person who makes suggestive remarks in QQ groups! I would never do that! You guys are just so perverted!"

Zhang Chi was shocked and quickly asked, "How did you know we were making suggestive remarks in the group? Did you use a secondary account to infiltrate our group?"

Zhang Ze calmly opened his phone, scrolled through the group chat, and glanced at the member list.

"She's not here."

"Oh, that was terrifying..."

"Phew, that startled me..."

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi patted their chests and breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Mei distanced herself from them with increasing disdain.

"Stay away from me, don't let me get infected with the 'sexy virus'!"

However, after holding it in for a long time, Xiao Di finally shouted excitedly:

"Can you add me to your group?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The expressions on their faces were quite interesting. Zhang Chi and Wang Rui were eager to pull Di, the big shot in the class known as the "Movie God," into the group.

Zhang Ze's expression was very complicated, and it was impossible to tell what he was feeling at that moment.

Li Mei reacted the most, covering her mouth in astonishment and pointing at Xiao Di, stammering:

"No wonder I've been getting more and more knowledgeable about these things; it turns out it was you, the lewd virus mother, who was secretly infecting me!"

"I didn't! I didn't! Meimei, don't talk nonsense!"

Xiao Di tilted his head back, puffed out his chest perpendicular to the table, and stubbornly delivered a series of three high-quality remarks.

"I was once such an innocent young girl, and you taught me how to 'make tofu'..."

Li Mei covered her mouth and slowly backed away, staring at Xiao Di in disbelief.

"What are you grinding?" Wang Rui and Zhang Chi immediately poked their heads out.

Yun Yi and Xiao Di's expressions changed, and they immediately rushed over to cover Li Mei's mouth.

"Haha... It's nothing, she's just still half asleep."

"Yes, yes, you don't believe what Meimei said, do you?"

Li Mei was chained up by Yun Yi and Xiao Di, and could only twist her body, unable to speak.

She sobbed, but Xiao Di knew what Mei Mei wanted to say.

It definitely cannot be astringent.

Xiao Di had a sudden inspiration and said, "Class monitor, I'll just ride back in Mei Mei's car. She has a helmet. You probably didn't bring an extra helmet, right?"