He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

He wouldn't say it out loud; he's a smart man, otherwise he wouldn't have become the class monitor.

Shun-ge is his good brother, he would never harm him.

For example, tonight is a good example.

"I checked, and there really isn't a hole!" He pushed open the door, intending to convince himself of this.

Upon entering, he saw Wang Rui, Zhang Chi, Xiao Di, and Li Mei cornering Yun Yi and Chen Shun.

"Brother Shun, do you know you're famous now?" Zhang Chi took out his phone and opened Douyin.

The first video that popped up was titled "The Most Tragic Sword Immortal of the 21st Century, Reduced to Riding a Pink Electric Scooter!"

After clicking play, you see a young man in ancient costume riding a small electric scooter, with the extremely unpleasant "Catch the Shrimp" tune faintly playing in the background.

As for the person riding an electric scooter, with wide sleeves fluttering in the wind and a long sword on his back, he looked exactly like Shun Ge'er in front of them.

Li Mei had no idea that while she, a beautiful and well-proportioned young woman, didn't become famous, her pink little donkey did.

The video was accompanied by a tragic background music, which immediately gave it a desolate and bleak feel.

Some unscrupulous marketing accounts even wrote countless headlines like "Tragic! Even a banished immortal has to deliver food on a pink electric scooter!" to attract homeless people.

"Damn!" Chen Shun exclaimed in surprise, his eyes widening.

"Who the hell took pictures of me without my permission! You know you have to pay me!" Chen Shun clenched his fist fiercely.

If he finds out who uploaded this video, I guarantee he'll experience the whole guillotine process.

"That's not the key point! You two explain this!"

Zhang Chi swiped the screen, and a new video popped up.

The brand ambassador for Baba Hot Pot Restaurant is living such a miserable life...

The cover photo is the promotional photo that Sister Yu posted on Weibo.

A little witch is feeding a sword immortal meat, and the two are smiling sweetly at each other.

The video shows Chen Shun riding a small electric scooter.

Yun Yi's brain immediately started to overload. Although he knew this day would come sooner or later, he didn't expect it to arrive so quickly.

"Official announcement?" Wang Rui asked excitedly.

"Ah... um, I guess so." Yun Yi stammered, his eyes darting around.

Chen Shun blushed, but he knew he couldn't back down at this moment.

He grabbed Yunyi's hand.

"Huh?" Yun Yi exclaimed in surprise.

"It's exactly what you think."

Chen Shun held Yun Yi's small hand tightly, showing it off without any restraint.

The private room suddenly fell silent.

A faint lemony scent began to fill the air.

"Ugh!" Li Mei suddenly let out a scream.

She completely disregarded her image, rolling around on the sofa.

"That's great! That's great! I want to be in a relationship too! I want a man too!"

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi quickly moved closer to Li Mei and pointed to themselves.

"Those who are near the water get the moon first..."

Li Mei stopped wailing, sat up, and looked at her two classmates who were eager to try and full of anticipation.

In that instant, her expression changed more than a dozen times.

"I'm sorry, my mom doesn't let me play with idiots."

"..."

"..."

"I'm talking to you, you idiot." Wang Rui punched Zhang Chi and then ran away.

Enraged, Zhang Chi drew his retractable flying sword from his waist and chased after Wang Rui.

Yun Yi sat down with Chen Shun, her gaze still fixed on their tightly clasped hands.

I want to run away... Holding hands in front of others and holding hands secretly in private are completely different levels of shame!

She twitched her fingers slightly, trying to escape Chen Shun's warm, large hand.

Chen Shun obediently let go.

As a result, Yun Yi stopped trying to pull her little hand back, and then, as if in a huff, stuffed it back into Chen Shun's palm.

"Is something on your mind?" she asked softly, looking at Chen Shun.

Ever since Chen Shun returned, she had sensed that he seemed to be holding back a lot of energy.

"How did you know?" Chen Shun looked at Yun Yi in surprise.

"Hmph, don't you even know who I am?" She gently squeezed Chen Shun's fingers.

"So what are you troubled about?" Yun Yi looked down at his feet.

"Nothing much, I just suddenly felt like catching ghosts, the real kind," he said casually.

"Where are there any ghosts now?" Yun Yi muttered softly.

This sword immortal seems to be really eager to unleash his power.

You could tell from that sword strike that he wouldn't normally be so brutal.

At least not in front of myself.

A plan quietly formed in her mind.

Sigh, what can I do when I spoil him?

===Chapter 141 I... can help you...

"If you're really feeling pent up, I... can help you..." Yun Yi said softly.

She naturally wouldn't tell Chen Shun about her plans.

"How can you help me?" Chen Shun asked in surprise.

"I'll fight you!" Yun Yi proudly raised his head.

"Hmm?" Chen Shun narrowed his eyes and looked at Yun Yi suspiciously.

"Hey, what kind of look is that? Are you looking down on me?" Yun Yi was very annoyed.

"No."

Chen Shun merely glanced at Yun Yi's thin frame. How could he possibly fight him?

Using only magic?

If I break her spell, won't she be completely at my mercy?

Yun Yi keenly noticed that Chen Shun was examining her body.

"You...you old filthy turtle, I can't be bothered with you!"

Yun Yi seemed to have thought of something, and her face immediately turned red. She quickly pulled her small hand back, covered her body, and glared at Chen Shun with disgust.

She wasn't talking about that kind of fighting.

Chen Shun's thoughts are so filthy!

"What do you mean, an old tortoise?" Chen Shun was dumbfounded.

This little devil is so strange.

If you blush for no reason every day, it might mean there's something wrong with your health.

Next time we go back to the resort, I'll prepare some good things for her health to help her recover.

"The kind of fight I'm talking about isn't the kind you're thinking of! It's too early for that now! You have to wait a while, until I only have you on my mind, then you can say some sweet words to trick me into going to your house..."

Yunyi's brain overloaded, and he started shaking out his progress in the strategy guide.

Why would you come to my house?

"Uh...go...go for a free meal?" Yun Yi asked tentatively.

"Come over for a meal? You can come anytime, you know where my place is anyway."

"Okay, then I'll sneak over to your house next time." She lowered her head and hummed in agreement.

He started thinking about when he could sneak off and launch a night raid on Chen Shun.

He would be very surprised if someone suddenly appeared outside his window on a broomstick in the middle of the night!

"Grandpa said that when he was young, ghosts and monsters roamed freely, and demons and beasts were rampant. How come we can't see a single one now? I'm so frustrated with all my Taoist skills!"

"Do you think it's possible that I'm a vampire?" Yun Yi parted her lips, revealing her sharp little tiger teeth.

Chen Shunke had experienced the power of those tiger teeth firsthand.

Whether it's the body or the tongue.

"You're not a vampire, you're a pufferfish spirit, a broom spirit," Chen Shun retorted.

However, pufferfish have a very strong bite force; they can even crush a normal aluminum can, which is quite unlike the little witch.

The little witch bites very gently, without using any force at all.

The only problem is that after being bitten, the dog is covered in her saliva, which is really annoying.

"By the way, where's the pufferfish toy I caught for you? Where did it go?"

Chen Shun looked around but didn't see anyone.

I want to pinch it a little more.

Let's see which one feels better to the touch, the little witch's face or hers.