He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Li Mei and Wang Rui started arguing.

Zhang Chi immediately sent a voice message to Zhang Ze.

He turned sideways, covered his mouth, and looked warily behind him, whispering into his phone, "Ze, come quick! The girl Shun was talking about is Xiao Di! She's at a karaoke bar!"

Zhang Ze, who was lying at home bored and on the verge of death, was startled awake.

"Address! I'll be there right away!"

"Bailu KTV, 3105!"

Xiao Di actually heard Zhang Chi's demonic whisper summoning Zhang Ze. She lowered her head and mumbled a few words, but didn't say anything more.

Chen Shun was still unable to snatch the microphone from Yun Yi's hand; as soon as Yun Yi put on a stern face, Chen Shun couldn't resist.

He thought that once Yun Yi got tired of singing, it would definitely be his turn.

I'll choose a love song to sing to Yunyi then.

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi didn't intend to fight over the microphone; they simply huddled together to play games in duo queue.

Chen Shun then joined them.

"Log in! WeChat section." Chen Shun took out his phone and opened the game.

"How about we change to a three-row profile picture?" Wang Rui suggested.

"What three rows of profile pictures?" Zhang Chi was a little confused.

"Let's use the three brothers from Journey to the West, I want Sun Wukong."

Wang Rui acted quickly, changing his profile picture to Sun Wukong's image early on.

It's the image of someone shouting "Hey!" at a monster.

I also sent a few candidate photos to the boys' group.

It was clear that they had been preparing for this for a long time.

"Damn, I want Tang Sanzang!" Chen Shun quickly changed his profile picture, afraid that Zhang Chi would beat him to it.

"Shun, you've fouled! What happened to the three brothers?! I'm using Sha Wujing, so you'd better switch to Zhu Bajie!"

Zhang Chi had no choice but to change his profile picture to that of Sha Wujing (Sandy).

"When Zhang Ze arrives, I'll make him replace my second senior brother!" He decisively abandoned his good brother.

Wang Rui took the lead and changed his game ID to "Mid-laner was captured by a monster".

Chen Shun and Zhang Chi naturally followed suit, changing the titles to "The jungler was captured by a monster" and "The support was captured by a monster."

The three of them started playing games together happily.

The other two girls didn't bother with them either. Only when Yun Yi occasionally sang the confession part of a love song would she give Chen Shun a few resentful glances.

She was almost complaining that he wasn't listening to her sing.

Zhang Ze arrived later. The first thing he did upon entering was to search for Xiao Di, who was so tiny. It took him a lot of effort to finally spot her in the corner of the sofa.

This time, he didn't foolishly stick to it. Instead, he changed his profile picture to that of the second senior brother and changed his ID to "Top Laner was kidnapped by a monster." The four of them got together to play games.

Interestingly, in this match, the four of them, along with a random player, actually got matched with a team of monsters.

It's the recently popular Golden Leopard.

All five on the other side are...

There may be differences in the details, but who can tell?

As soon as the opposing team entered the ban/pick screen, it felt like the game was over.

The Journey to the West quartet—shouldn't we arrest all five of them?

Morale is very important. Sure enough, in less than ten minutes, they were completely crushed by "the mid laner was captured by a monster". All three lanes were lost, leaving only the high ground to hold on.

The random player in the solo queue was also confused. He was playing jungle and hadn't even finished clearing the jungle monsters when the enemy's crystal was destroyed.

After the game ended, a passerby sent Wang Rui a message.

"Hey guys, can you take me with you?"

"But we don't have any suitable roles for you here, unless you become the White Dragon Horse."

"..."

Wang Rui casually sent over a picture of the white dragon horse.

I waited for a long time, but there was still no reply.

Wang Rui spread his hands and said to the three silly guys next to him who were full of expectation, "Obviously, he doesn't really want to be a horse."

"Hey! You four! Are you going to sing or not!" Yun Yi gripped the microphone she had taken off the stand tightly, her body trembling slightly. She glared at Chen Shun with resentment and anger.

She sang so many love songs, but Chen Shun didn't listen to a single one; he was playing video games the whole time!

"Then I'll sing." Chen Shun reached out to take the microphone from Yun Yi's hand, startling Yun Yi into backing away.

"You can't sing," Yun Yi said coldly.

"Then what the hell are you talking about!"

"Anyway, you can't sing!" Yun Yi threw the microphone to Xiao Di, who quickly hid it.

"Do you think I sing badly?" Chen Shun suddenly realized, thinking of a possibility that he considered to be zero.

"No... how could that be..."

Yun Yi's toes gripped the soles of his shoes tightly as he forced a lie.

A boy's self-esteem must be carefully protected.

"Then why won't you let me sing?"

"Yes, because I want to play games with you guys!"

Yun Yi's eyes lit up, and she squeezed next to Chen Shun to sit down, taking out her phone.

"What are you guys playing? I'll download one now, anyway, there's Wi-Fi here!"

She winked excitedly at Chen Shun.

"Class monitor, but we only have one white dragon horse left." Wang Rui said with a bitter face, feeling that it wasn't right to let Yun Yi be the white dragon horse.

"What white dragon horse?" Yun Yi was bewildered.

"This is it." Chen Shun showed the four-row interface to Yun Yi.

Yun Yi saw it, and the four silly people changed their profile pictures to funny images of the four characters from Journey to the West.

If she wants to join them, she will indeed have to switch to the White Dragon Horse.

She muttered a few words to herself, she didn't want to change her profile picture to the white dragon horse, she had just seen that Chen Shun had changed his profile picture to the white dragon horse.

Thinking of the daily life of the white dragon horse in the TV series, she quickly shook her head.

This doesn't seem right.

She twisted Chen Shun's waist and whispered to him, "I don't want the white dragon horse."

"Then I'll use the White Dragon Horse, and you can switch to Tang Sanzang," Chen Shun suggested after thinking for a moment.

“That’s fine,” Yun Yi quickly agreed.

She rode a sword immortal; that would be acceptable.

She changed her profile picture to Chen Shun's, while Chen Shun changed his profile picture to the white dragon horse with its tongue sticking out.

Yunyi noticed that the four people all had the same ID, but she had never played this game before and didn't understand what that meant.

After thinking it over carefully, she finally changed her ID to: "I am a monster".

Wang Rui switched from ranked mode to match mode and began his legendary journey of four tough guys carrying one girl.

He even chose his most skilled hero – the Monkey King.

……

"Senior Brother! Tear it apart with force! Tear it apart!" Zhang Chi gripped his phone tightly, his arms bulging with veins from the exertion.

Li Mei, who was eating a fruit platter and peeking out from the side, pouted in disgust.

While a man's muscles are attractive, these prominent veins are really scary.

Wang Rui, controlling the Monkey King, is struggling to attack the opponent's crystal.

The fastest enemy hero has only five seconds left to respawn.

Zhang Ze and Zhang Chi, whose screens were black, stared intently at the screen, watching as Wang Rui finally smashed the enemy crystal with a single blow the moment the enemy emerged from the fountain.

victory!

Two words that were so familiar to them became their salvation at this moment.

As for what the other two are doing?

Yun Yi chose the most visually appealing hero to outwit and outmaneuver the river crab.

Why is it a river crab? Because only river crabs won't beat her up.

Chen Shun was AFK in the bushes nearby, which Yun Yi euphemistically called "protecting her."

The entire game was essentially a match between three and a half men and five men. Chen Shun was just AFK next to Yun Yi the whole time, so he could only be considered half a man.

He tried to help his good brother several times at first, but then Yun Yi would inexplicably die in various strange locations.

As for the enemy hero who secretly killed Yun Yi while fighting the dragon, Chen Shun and the other two chased and killed him more than ten times. He died as soon as he left the fountain.

I killed him so badly that he went AFK, and that's how I finally won the game.

"This is fun! Let's play again!" Yun Yi exclaimed, holding his phone with great enthusiasm.

The other four turned green upon hearing this.

Chen Shun awkwardly rubbed his shoulders and lied, "Oh, I'm so tired from playing, I need to rest for a bit."

Wang Rui instantly understood Chen Shun's meaning and quickly winked at the other two.

"Oh right, it's our turn to sing!"