He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Yun Yi was very unconvinced and pushed Chen Shun's back: "If you're so good, then you do it!"

"I'll do it."

He picked up a game coin and put it into the claw machine.

Yun Yi leaned against the claw machine with a disdainful look on her face, but in reality, she was hoping that Chen Shun could catch it with just one coin.

What girl doesn't want her boyfriend to be the best at everything, even just playing claw machines?

That would have to be the best claw machine in the world.

So arrogant.

Chen Shun checked several times to make sure he was in the correct position before solemnly pressing the button.

The robotic arm swayed and slowly descended, precisely clamping the pufferfish's body.

However, this pufferfish was like a little witch in disguise, as slippery as the little witch's thighs covered in black stockings. You could grab it immediately, but it would slip away in a moment.

It's confirmed, she is indeed a pufferfish spirit.

Perhaps only her broom can catch her.

The mechanical claw arm was empty. Chen Shun's face darkened. This time, he poured the entire box of coins into the coin slot.

Seeing Chen Shun's excited state as he prepared to fight the pufferfish, Yun Yi mocked him, mimicking Chen Shun's previous posture and tone.

"vegetable!"

Chen Shun turned his head and glared at Yun Yi.

Yun Yi, not to be outdone, glared back.

The pufferfish toy in the claw machine seemed to be deliberately targeting them; even when they accurately grabbed it, it would slip away because of its round body.

"Bang!" Chen Shun's face was ashen. He slapped the claw machine, clutching the last coin, trembling with anger.

With trembling hands, he stuffed the game tokens into the claw machine.

At this point, it's no longer a question of whether or not we can catch the pufferfish.

The real question is whether he can get his beloved girlfriend her favorite toy!

This concerns a man's dignity!

This time, Chen Shun stared intently at the timer on the claw machine. When he aimed at the pufferfish that looked incredibly annoying, he pressed the button with a cold expression.

The mechanical claw arm slowly descended and successfully clamped the pufferfish's round body.

Yun Yi's mouth was slightly open, her small fist clenched, and a hopeful look gradually appeared on her face.

Chen Shun also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

However, when the mechanical claw arm extended back onto the horizontal bar, with a slight jolt, the claw arm, as if suffering from Parkinson's disease, trembled and spat out the pufferfish it had been gripping.

"..."

"..."

silence.

The two people in front of the claw machine immediately turned extremely ugly; they both felt they had been tricked by this pufferfish.

When had Chen Shun ever suffered such injustice?

He can remotely control a flying sword to go down into the river and catch real pufferfish at will, but he can't even catch this fake one?

And that claw, isn't that a bit much? It was coated with lubricant?

Clang!

Chen Shun raised his hand, preparing to draw the flying sword from his back.

"Never mind! Shun-ge, never mind..." Yun Yi quickly pressed Chen Shun's hand down and patted his back like he was comforting a child.

"I have another one here, you can take it and play with it."

Yun Yi opened his palm, and there lay a silver-white game coin in his palm.

She originally intended to secretly keep this as a memento.

He clearly wanted to play the claw machine and wanted the pufferfish, so how did it end up with Chen Shun fighting against it?

I got hooked.

Chen Shun closed his eyes, bent his middle and ring fingers inward to make a Taoist gesture, and mumbled something unintelligible. Yun Yi could only hear something like "Taiqing," and roughly understood that the sword immortal was probably saying, "God bless me, hit me!"

The two watched with bated breath as the last prize went into the claw machine with a loud clanging sound.

"Yunyi, you press the buttons, I'll control the direction."

"Hmm~"

Yun Yi responded sweetly, stood next to Chen Shun, and took her place on the button.

A small amount of magic gathered in her palm and quietly slipped into the claw machine through the gap under the button.

She subtly kept an eye on Chen Shun's movements out of the corner of her eye, carefully trying to hide her subtle actions from him.

As a qualified girlfriend, she has to satisfy the childish and boring ego of the guy next to her.

Even if he doesn't know, it doesn't matter. If you like him, you should do this.

We just have to spoil him.

Chen Shun stared intently at the pufferfish, almost unleashing his "Fiery Eyes" technique.

Fortunately, it's just a lifeless toy, so it's not afraid.

Under Chen Shun's control, the mechanical claw arm hovered precisely above the plump pufferfish.

Yun Yi also used a small amount of his magic to quietly attach himself to the surface of the pufferfish in Chen Shun's blind spot.

Is it aligned correctly?

"It's aligned."

"Then I'll press it."

"Yes." Chen Shun nodded emphatically.

Yun Yi lightly pressed the button, and the mechanical claw arm, just like before, successfully clamped the pufferfish.

That tiny bit of magic stuck to the hook of the mechanical claw arm, firmly attaching it to the pufferfish toy.

When the mechanical claw arm retracted, it vibrated slightly again, and this time the pufferfish remained perfectly still.

"Nice!" Chen Shun clenched his fists and smiled broadly.

"Wow, looks like I'm pretty good at playing claw machines!"

Yun Yi rolled her eyes at him. She was the one who secretly used magic to help him!

Chen Shun took the pufferfish out of the shipping port, held it up, and moved it next to Yun Yi's face.

"Why don't you try drumming one too?"

Yun Yi took a deep breath and puffed it out.

Chen Shun pointed at the two pufferfish and clicked his tongue in admiration.

"It's not just that they look alike, they're practically identical."

"Here you go, your pufferfish."

He smugly shoved it into Yun Yi's arms, his eyebrows practically flying off his chest.

"Is it really that fun?" Yun Yi muttered, squeezing the pufferfish toy in her arms.

She was happy, but mostly because Chen Shun was so happy.

"Pfft." The pufferfish made a strange sound.

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun in surprise and gestured to him with her eyes: "Look!"

Under Chen Shun's gaze, she squeezed the pufferfish toy in her arms again.

"Pfft... Goose goose goose!" The pufferfish made a mournful sound.

"Chen Shun, we've been tricked! This Ta Miao is a pufferfish version of a screaming chicken!" Yun Yi frowned and wailed in frustration.

As if afraid Chen Shun wouldn't believe her, she punched the pufferfish flat and then let go.

"Pfft... Goose goose goose goose goose..."

The long, drawn-out breaths lingered in their ears.

It's so catchy and addictive that I once wanted Yunyi to imitate its "goose goose goose" meme.

Chen Shun stepped forward and grabbed the pufferfish, interrupting its spellcasting.

"These days, even the toys in claw machines are being scammed."

"I've given it to you, I don't want it anymore." Yun Yi slowly backed away with his hands behind his back.

Seeing the little devil's wary expression, as if she was afraid he would shove the pufferfish back into her hand, Chen Shun didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"You caught it yourself, so it's yours!" Yun Yi tried to use this method to attribute ownership of the pufferfish to Chen Shun.

"Nonsense, you clearly pressed the button too."

"I only pressed the button. You could release a chicken, scatter some rice on the button, and the chicken could do it!"

We're using your game currency!

"You bought all the game coins, what does that have to do with me?" Yun Yi tilted his head, looking arrogant and unyielding.

"But you said you wanted to play the claw machine, so I bought the tokens..."

The two had only been "together" for a short time when they suddenly started arguing, just like many young couples do.

But both of them knew the feelings of affection hidden in each other's words.

"Mommy, look, those two are arguing!" A child, lying on a massage chair, pointed at the two and said to the woman beside him.

"Don't point fingers at people without permission." The woman pressed down on her son's finger.

Nobody wanted the pufferfish, just like the two heartless parents who didn't want to raise their child.