He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Just like the raccoon that stole the cat food.

"..."

"..."

"Why is she running?" Zhang Chi asked with a dark face.

"Maybe she's afraid we won't be willing to exchange sweet potatoes for handcuffs with her?" Zhang Ze stared blankly at the silver handcuffs in his hand.

What is this, a transaction?

But what's with throwing handcuffs over here?

"Don't handcuff them together! These handcuffs can't be opened!" Xiao Di shouted as she ran.

"Meimei, run!" Xiao Di grabbed Li Mei's hand and ran.

Li Mei secretly gave Xiao Di a thumbs up.

The two men surnamed Zhang, who were standing there, were completely bewildered.

Zhang Chi took the handcuffs from Zhang Ze and held them above his head to examine them carefully.

It doesn't seem to be anything special, does it?

The two men looked at each other. Although Xiao Di told them not to handcuff him, what man with handcuffs wouldn't try to handcuff something?

The firefighters in blue have seen plenty of oddballs who handcuff themselves.

"Ze, give it a try."

"I don't want it. I think there's something wrong with this thing."

Zhang Ze quickly withdrew his hand.

"Come on~" Zhang Chi lowered his voice, mimicking a soft and charming tone.

"Get lost, you idiot!"

"Oh ho, you're pretty arrogant!"

Zhang Chi got excited too. Not only did Zhang Ze refuse to play, but he even started cursing at him!

He was furious. He glanced at Xiong Ba, who was spinning around in circles beside him, and then an idea popped into his head.

He wanted to handcuff Zhang Ze and Xiong Ba together.

But Xiong Ba was very clever. As soon as Zhang Chi's undisguised sinister gaze fell on him, Xiong Ba immediately turned and ran towards Chen Shun.

Not far away, two people were eating raw sweet potatoes together, waiting to see what the gossip was about.

Chen Shun crouched on the other side, hiding, also enjoying the spectacle.

Yun Yi squatted down next to Chen Shun, propping her chin up with her hand and watching Chen Shun's profile with great interest.

How come this sword immortal looks so good even as a bystander...?

I want to pounce on him right now.

babble...

"what!"

The next second, Yun Yi was tackled to the ground by Xiong Ba, who was rushing towards him.

When Xiong Ba noticed that the bad woman's gaze towards his young master was strange, he immediately started wrestling with her on the ground.

But before long, she was won over by Yunyi's "love massage".

It rolled on the ground, exposing its belly, signaling Yunyi to continue.

Looking at Xiong Ba's dirty belly, Yun Yi couldn't bring himself to do it.

"It seems that Xiong Ba already likes you quite a bit. Normally, it would definitely pounce on me." Chen Shun clicked his tongue in amazement, surprised that the two of them had established such a deep friendship in less than two days.

Little did he know that Xiong Ba knew he was dirty and would be disgusted if he pounced on Chen Shun, so he changed his target.

"Sigh... I feel like I've been changing my clothes so often since I came up the mountain... If this keeps up, I'll run out of clothes to change into sooner or later."

Yun Yi looked at his clothes, which were now dirty after he was tackled, with a distressed expression. He hadn't brought many with him to begin with.

She wanted to go to the hot springs to soak again.

"If you really have no clothes to wear, you can wear mine if you don't mind."

"Can I wear the sword immortal's robes you wore?"

"Sure, I have plenty of closets in my room."

Yun Yi pouted, wanting to say that she actually wanted to wear the ones he had just taken off.

I wonder if it will smell the same as that treasured coat I keep at home.

Although the one at home no longer smells the same after being washed a few times.

"Chen Shun, take Xiong Ba to take a bath."

Yun Yi couldn't bear to hear Xiong Ba writhing and whimpering on the ground, so she petted it anyway.

My hands were covered in mud.

"But we haven't eaten the melon yet."

What are you eating melons for? Come with me to play in the water... Pshaw, let's go give Xiong Ba a bath!

"By the way, would you like some raw sweet potatoes? They're very sweet and crunchy."

"I want to." Yun Yi thought for a moment and then nodded.

"Then I'll have Xiong Ba go and fetch one back... Xiong Ba, go!" As soon as Chen Shun's voice fell, Xiong Ba rolled over and got up, then quickly went down to the field.

……

Zhang Chi, holding handcuffs, started a chase game with Zhang Ze on the paddy field ridges. Zhang Ze was fine, trying his best to step steadily on the ridges, but Zhang Chi, in his haste, lost his footing and fell flat on his face. Luckily, he landed on the freshly turned muddy ground, and apart from getting a little dirty, he wasn't injured.

Zhang Ze cursed a few times, then stopped and turned back to help Zhang Chi.

"Hey, Ze, don't you have feelings for Xiao Di?"

"What does this have to do with you wanting to copy me?"

"Damn it, I have a pair of handcuffs. If you don't let me cuff something, I'll feel suffocated!"

Zhang Chi, supporting his lower back, stood up with a groan as Zhang Ze helped him.

"Besides, Xiaodi gave this to you. Doesn't she mean to handcuff you? Isn't this a blatant confession?"

"Is that what she meant?" Zhang Ze was also confused, but suddenly it seemed to make some sense.

Click.

By the time Zhang Ze realized what was happening, he already had a silver-white "bracelet" on his hand.

"Zhao, you fucking tricked me!"

"Hehe, I finally caught you. Xiao Di is so useful. You go crazy as soon as she's mentioned."

"If you're going to handcuff someone, at least handcuff me and Xiao Di together. What's with handcuffing yourself?"

"It's just for fun. Since Xiao Di dared to give it to you, she must have the key. We can go get the key later, which will also give you a chance to talk to Xiao Di. Isn't that great? Hehe..."

……

“Ze…why don’t these handcuffs have a keyhole…” Zhang Chi stood there blankly.

"You idiot!"

Zhang Ze took out his phone, intending to ask Xiao Di how to open it.

Before I could finish typing, I saw that Xiaodi had already sent a message.

Xiao Di [Pinned Chat]: [Without a key, the handcuffs will automatically unlock after 12 hours~ The brute-force attack time will be doubled~]

Zhang Ze was stunned for a few seconds before realizing that she must be hiding somewhere watching him and Zhang Chi.

Zhang Ze: [Why did you hurt me?]

Xiao Di: [Because Mei Mei said she was afraid you'd kidnap me, so she wanted you to calm down today.]

Zhang Ze: [...]

Zhang Ze put his phone away.

What do you mean by "kidnapped"? That's a really awful way to put it. I was clearly pursuing Xiao Di.

Li Mei, right? He'll remember this grudge.

"Ze, what do you mean?"

"Cannot be opened."

"Can't open it?"

"The time lock automatically unlocks after twelve hours and cannot be forcibly destroyed, otherwise the time will double."

"Hey, what do I do? I need to take a shower! Look how dirty I am!"

Zhang Chi froze on the spot when he thought about taking a bath with Zhang Ze.

Chen Shun, with his keen hearing, hid to the side, suppressing a laugh, while his hands were busy peeling sweet potatoes for Yun Yi with his flying sword.

Yun Yi watched his movements with a smile.

This is probably what people often refer to as the feeling of having a boyfriend peel an apple for you.

It feels pretty good.

"Here, but you should still eat less. If you can't finish it, you can give it to Xiong Ba. Eating too much of this raw is good for your intestines and helps with gas." Chen Shun handed the clean, white sweet potato with the farts peeled off to Yun Yi.

"What does that mean?" Yun Yi took a delicious bite, and a gap appeared on the sweet potato that she had bitten.

"It just makes it very easy to expel gas."

"Then you can have it." Yun Yi immediately handed the sweet potato back to Chen Shun.

Although raw sweet potatoes do taste great, she didn't want to burp or fart in front of Chen Shun.

Chen Shun took the sweet potato that Yun Yi had bitten into, took a big bite without caring, and watched Zhang Ze and Zhang Chi fight in the sweet potato field.