It's time to become an evil god.

Chapter 111 Is there anyone still willing to personally come to their death?

The mission is finally over.

Upon hearing the system notification, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and genuine smiles appeared on their tense faces. Even Wen Liang, who rarely showed any expression, slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

As the effects of the drug wore off, Bai Ge, in his beast form, reverted to human form. His first action was to run to Hong Ye Shou's corpse and pick up the unclaimed [Demon King's Bone Hammer]. Items dropped by enemies during quests were now bound to their respective hosts. However, none of the other players present tried to take it from him. Everyone had their own suitable weapon with bound skills, and even though the [Demon King's Bone Hammer] dealt 100% critical damage to demons, it couldn't harm the players in the slightest.

The flames that burned half the sky enveloped Senso-ji Temple, and the corpses of demons and monsters were everywhere. The young demon goddess Shiranui's Tsubame no Tachi was broken in two, and she stared blankly at the four villains in front of her.

She bid farewell to her master and traveled thousands of miles to Kyoto to make a name for herself and gain fame, not to fight against the gods.

With a clang, the remaining half of the Swallow's Greatsword fell to the ground. The demon god Shiranui sighed heavily, "I lost. I know the rules. Since ancient times, humans and demons have been irreconcilable enemies. Do as you please. I have no resentment at dying at your hands."

"and many more."

Bai Ge jumped out, blocking the girl in red, and turned to say, "If you all don't mind, I'll take this female demon away—oh, no, I mean, I'll take her with me."

Master Huigen & Gentle & Crow: (；￣д￣)＞

No, Brother Bai, are you here to run a dungeon or to pick up female monsters?

Bai Ge turned his head and asked, "Have you killed anyone before?"

The girl looked bewildered, shook her head, the copper bell on her head jingling, and said disdainfully, "We swordsmen never deign to point our blades at the weak."

The Eye of Providence kept its eyes fixed on her face. Once it was certain she wasn't lying, Bai Ge reached out her hand and asked, "Then would you like to come with me?"

"what?"

The demon goddess Shiranui was stunned for a moment, her face instantly turning crimson. She lowered her hands and looked down at her fingers, saying shyly, "Ah, this, isn't this a bit inappropriate? I, I've never eloped with a man before."

Wen Liang was dumbfounded. Why was the girl now completely different from the one who had fought so fiercely and accurately just now?

Wen Liang inwardly cursed, "This isn't an elopement, you silly girl! You need to see this clearly, this is a blatant kidnapping by a scumbag!"

The crow beside him, however, suddenly brightened up, belatedly realizing Bai Ge's thoughts. This guy probably had some kind of item that could bring characters from dungeons into the real world. Players, while enhancing their own strength, also grow their power for various reasons, such as training servants or forming alliances with other players.

"I was careless."

The crow quickly scanned its surroundings and saw that the remaining monsters were either deformed or barely alive. It immediately regretted that it had been too heavy-handed.

"Amitabha Buddha, well said, well said."

Master Huigen revealed a knowing look, and smiled knowingly. “Benefactor, there is no need to worry. Since Xu Xian dared to sleep with a snake back then, oh no, I mean, fall in love with Bai Suzhen, then the so-called reproductive isolation is nonsense.”

Master Huigen sighed, as if lost in memories of the past. He took out a picture of a two-dimensional anime girl from his pocket and sighed leisurely, "It's a pity that if I had been a little braver back then, I would probably be living happily ever after with my two-dimensional wife by now."

"...Master, be serious!"

The desolate, blood-red moonlight, the dilapidated, burned-out Senso-ji Temple, and the ground covered in blood, flesh, and mud.

With everything properly handled and the teleportation countdown nearing its end, everyone departed one after another.

Bai Ge opened his eyes and stood in the warehouse of the Folklore Research Association. The surrounding ghosts all stared at their master with wide eyes, as if they had seen a ghost... behind him was a beautiful and refined young girl.

The little fox, who had just popped out of its inventory, saw that a strange female monster had followed it back. Instantly, its cheeks puffed up with anger, and it couldn't even speak human language, "Waaah! Waaah! Waaah waaah!"

Seeing that the boss had brought back another working-class slave, the paper effigy was overjoyed and excitedly took out a Japanese-language textbook he had written, "A Guide for Beautiful Girls from Another World to Travel to Modern Times."

I began to seriously teach her how to live in modern human society. First, I bought her a smartphone, and then I downloaded Bilibili.

"What kind of mess are you making of people?"

Bai Ge instructed the other vengeful spirits to fork the paper effigy away, and tossed the demon god Shiranui a Chinese textbook guide, saying, "Do you know Chinese? Let's start by learning pinyin."

The demon goddess Shiranui said that she knew a little bit of Chinese. She had rescued a Chinese survivor from a demon when she was in Kyoto, took care of him for a few months, and learned a little Chinese from him. However, the man later learned that he was a demon and secretly ran away under the cover of darkness.

"Oh? You can actually speak Chinese?"

Bai Ge seemed a little surprised, "Say a few words?"

The demon god Shiranui gave a thumbs up and said in a serious tone, "Yoshi, Shiranui, you're such a good citizen!"

After speaking, the girl blinked, gently shook the copper bell on her head, and asked herself how well she spoke Chinese.

"..."

Bai Ge was silent for a moment, then tentatively asked, "The guy who teaches you Chinese isn't named Jiang Wen, is he?"

Leaving behind the bewildered demon goddess and the sullen, jealous little fox loli for the time being, Bai Ge returned to the basement to organize the props at hand.

"Ancient God's Blood, Incomplete Ancient God's Umbilical Cord, Fragments of Demon Brain matter, Substitute Doll, Monster Breeding Box, Necronomicon, Ancient God Clay Doll, Demon King's Bone Hammer, Replica of the Eye of Providence, Upgraded Death Fishing Line, Ghostly Skill Scroll, and One-Time 100% Truth Potion."

Bai Ge vaguely sensed that all the rewards bearing the words "Ancient God" were like the five pieces of Exodia's corpse—they seemed useless, but once collected, they would unleash terrifying power.

With a grab of his hand towards the void, the Demon King's bone mallet appeared in his hand. After losing the nourishment of the demon's flesh and blood, it turned into an ordinary katana.

Bai Ge's gaze was focused on the nuclear radiation alchemy furnace in front of him. After injecting the fragments of the Hell Furnace into it, the furnace, which was originally just a shell, now had the ability to forge items and improve their quality. However, it now consumed nearly half of his sanity points each time.

The Demon King's bone hammer in his hand had too many side effects, making it almost impossible to harm the player; the system judged its quality to be only [inferior]. Bai Ge opened the alchemy furnace, gently tossed the Demon King's bone hammer inside, then walked to the monster breeding box and pulled out the remaining demon souls inside.

The demon, barely clinging to life, wept bitterly upon seeing Bai Ge, promising to repent and become a ghost again, and asking that he not be put back in.

"I'll give you a chance."

Bai Ge pointed to the nuclear radiation alchemy furnace and said, "Use your soul fragments to forge that sword for me."

The demon nodded hastily like a lackey, indicating that he would take care of it. Before long, he turned the blade completely black, with streaks of green tritium light adorning it.

Bai Ge glanced at the composition of the Demon King's bone hammer and was instantly stunned. "Good heavens, it's ineffective against players, fine, but you've given me a Tenseiga buff that heals me with every hit? Do you believe I'll kill you?"

Just as Bai Ge was about to roll up his sleeves and get to work, his phone rang.

Bai Ge took out his phone; it showed an unknown number.

He answered the phone with a puzzled look on his face.

"Hey?"

A deep voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Don't hang it up yet, I'm a middleman."

The other party said quickly, "Although speaking directly to the employer violates basic industry standards, I still have to tell you some new information about Yaotai Town for the sake of our long-term cooperation."

"What new intelligence is so urgent?"

The broker paused for a moment, then slowly said, "There are several groups like yours that have contacted my colleagues to secretly gather information about Yaotai Town. If I'm not mistaken, my colleagues should have already obtained information about you. These mysterious people may come after you, so please be careful."

Is that so?

Bai Ge said excitedly, "That's great!"

"Ok?"

The broker was taken aback, thinking the other party was joking, "Too...good?"

"I was just worried about not having any opportunities to gather intelligence, but I never expected someone to come to my door and die in person."

Chapter 112 What are you doing?

Bai Ge tentatively asked, "Do you want to earn some extra money?"

"Extra income?"

The broker, quick-witted, soon guessed what Bai Ge wanted to do, but as an information seller, he didn't expose his client's thoughts and instead let the other party tell him on their own.

"I will give you several fabricated documents about my identity. You can keep one copy, and the rest can be distributed to other intelligence colleagues through various means. If those people come to you to buy intelligence, give them these fabricated identity documents."

The other party replied, "That would be a violation of professional ethics."

After a pause, he said, "But I like it."

The broker even felt a little sorry for these unlucky guys. Anyone who dares to actively expose information to lure people in is usually not a good person; they might have dug a huge pit waiting for them.

"Be careful, and good luck."

To lure them in, Bai Ge refreshed all his information, disguised himself as someone else, and even moved to another mansion to prevent the crystal from being stolen from his old home. Now, he just waited quietly for the group to come to him.

In the following days, as Bai Ge had planned, the members of the spy team sent by the Frankenstein Alliance indeed obtained the intelligence that Bai Ge had provided from the brokers and their colleagues. They immediately analyzed and studied the information, established psychological profiling analysis, and constructed a three-dimensional personality model. However, just like solving a complex math problem, the final result was quite unexpected.

This guy is mentally ill?

Such claims include unlicensed medical practitioners performing surgeries smoothly, leading to the successful euthanasia of nearsighted patients; winning the lottery and spending all the winnings before waking up; using a lead ball to incapacitate passersby in order to illustrate the dangers of heavy metals; and suggesting hospitals cremate all patients who won't die until the second half of the year.

Is this something a human being could do?

Why did Arkham Asylum confiscate this genius?

At first, everyone considered a direct assault, but an unseen demonic aura permeated the seemingly inconspicuous courtyard, and they dared not make any rash moves before figuring out the details.

We only get one chance, so we must never fight a battle unprepared.

Since none of them had any prior experience communicating with mentally ill individuals, and they were completely unaware of the other party's background, they could only proceed cautiously, devising a series of entrapment plans as they went.

Their first thought was the most popular and common WeChat scam in China. After reading and researching a lot about scams involving selling tea and impersonating old classmates, they chose the kind of special service that men would never refuse.

Using a secondary WeChat account with a picture of a beautiful woman as a profile picture, I added the other person as a friend and, after successfully accepting the request, tentatively sent a message to inquire.

"Little brother, would you like to video chat and watch me dance?"

The other party replied very quickly, showing great interest, and asked, "What kind of dance?"

"Hehehe, it's that kind of folk dance, it's very cheap, only 300 yuan per session."

"Three hundred yuan is so expensive and you call it cheap? Three hundred yuan is enough for me to drink sixty cups of Mixue Ice Cream!"

“They are different.”

Feeling they had a chance, they continued to entice the other person to open the video, seductively saying, "It's a folk dance where they're not wearing clothes~"

There was a moment of silence before the other person replied, "How am I supposed to know what ethnicity you are if you're not wearing any clothes?"

"……Grass."

After a moment of silence, everyone's eyes were focused on the person in charge. The middle-aged man in the lead waved his hand and said in a deep voice, "Block him. Implement Plan B."

Bai Ge had just exited WeChat when an unfamiliar number appeared on his phone screen. After answering the phone, a sweet, coquettish female voice said, "Hello, sir, excuse me for bothering you, but I was previously married to a wealthy businessman. However, my husband is infertile, and I am now seeking a child with a large sum of money. If you can help me, I am willing to pay a reward of five million."

Bai Ge fell silent. The person on the other end of the phone could only hear heavy breathing, anxiously awaiting a reply.

After a few seconds of silence, Bai Ge called out, "Mom."

Click.