It's time to become an evil god.

Bai Ge looked up and glanced at the scene; her face was ashen.

Mr. Wu, who had been watching the man teetering on the brink of death, felt a chill run down his spine when he saw the man's ashen face. He quickly asked, "What happened?"

"Holy crap! Something terrible has happened!"

Bai Ge mouthed each word clearly, "She really doesn't have legs!"

Chapter 75 I plan to save it for myself after I die

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The light bulb above his head kept flashing, which startled Mr. Wu, who took a step back and stared nervously at the strange woman's back.

Suddenly, she moved like a puppet on strings, and her joints cracked and popped like beans.

At the same time, a rustling sound came from the ceiling.

It looked like something densely packed was crawling along the ceiling.

Mr. Wu felt a slight itch on the back of his head, as if fine hairs were brushing against his neck. The thought flashed through his mind, and he shivered.

"Master..."

The next instant, Mr. Wu felt a pair of cold, soft, boneless little hands on his shoulders. His lips twitched and his whole body trembled.

A bone-chilling cold spread throughout his body, suddenly reminding him of the chill emanating from the antique funerary objects unearthed from those eerie, ancient brick tombs.

He froze on the spot, gripped by extreme tension, cold sweat streaming down his face. He stammered, "I...I feel like there's something on top of my head..."

Bai Ge turned to look at the boss behind her, her expression faltering. She made a reassuring gesture and said cautiously, "Listen to me, whatever you do right now, don't look up, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Wu turned pale with fright and dared not move. "Okay...no, no problem."

"I'm going to ask you a question now, and it's a very important question for you."

Bai Ge said in a serious tone, "I'm asking you, where do you want to be reincarnated in your next life?"

"Master, you... you've already arranged a way out for me?"

Mr. Wu was deeply moved, never expecting this master to actually arrange a comprehensive service for him from birth to death. But he quickly shook his head, his face contorted with grief, and said, "But I feel like there's still a chance to save me!"

"No, I was just trying to comfort you."

Bai Ge said casually, "Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll die with your eyes wide open in disbelief."

"……Grass!"

For some reason, the grief-stricken and indignant Mr. Wu had a deep-seated impulse to drag him down with him.

It was a familiar home, but it gave off an eerie feeling.

The woman behind Bai Ge became increasingly eerie, while the long hair on the ceiling began to writhe more rapidly, revealing lifeless, bluish-purple faces emerging from beneath the thick fringe of hair.

"Master, please use your invincible magic to think of a solution!"

With trembling hands, Mr. Wu pulled a wad of cash from his pocket and said, "As long as you can save me, I'll give you whatever money you want."

Bai Ge shook his head and comforted him, "Don't panic. If something really happens to us today, I heard that the funeral home has now withdrawn its family package service where the whole family dies with the deceased. I can reluctantly be your father."

Mr. Wu's blood pressure spiked instantly. "You're about to die, and you're still trying to take advantage of me?!"

Click.

The female ghost's spine made a crisp cracking sound as she turned her head, her swollen and pale face squashing her features beyond recognition.

"what!!!!!!"

Upon seeing the ghost's appearance, Boss Wu finally couldn't help but let out a sharp scream. At this moment, the woman slowly stretched out her hand, her swollen tongue squeezing out of her mouth, and on the tongue appeared the face of a woman with slightly closed eyes.

"I've finally shown my face."

Boss Wu watched as Bai Ge reached out and grabbed something from the void, and a pink stick appeared in his hand, with sparks of electricity flashing at the tip, resembling a small magnetic storm coil.

Mr. Wu was completely dumbfounded. "What the hell is this thing?"

"A specially designed leakage current clamping rod."

Bai Ge bent over, assuming a ready-to-go stance, and said in a serious tone, "Be careful, you might get fucked up next."

Before Mr. Wu could react, Bai Ge charged straight at the opponent, dodging the thick, tangled hair of the dead around him, and with a slide tackle, attacked the opponent's lower body, stabbing the female ghost in the abdomen with the electrified rod.

Immediately, the vengeful ghost trembled all over, crackling electric sparks emanating from its body, and its expression became increasingly ferocious and terrifying, with even the muscles on its face trembling uncontrollably.

"what!!!!"

The piercing scream almost shattered his eardrums. The hand that had been on Mr. Wu's shoulder slowly withdrew before he dared to slowly raise his head and look at the ceiling.

A terrifying, grotesque face gradually faded from the ceiling. Before Boss Wu could even breathe a sigh of relief, he caught a glimpse of a three-headed, six-armed monster standing behind Bai Ge in the mirror. Its mouth slowly opened, revealing sharp teeth, ready to bite off Bai Ge's head.

Mr. Wu turned around, only to find nothing behind Bai Ge, as if the monster only existed in the mirror. However, he felt a terrifying threat and quickly shouted, "Watch out behind you, there's an invisible ghost!"

"Something unseen?"

As if realizing something, Bai Ge glanced at the mirror and happened to see that the monster was also looking at itself through the mirror.

"Little brother, aren't you overestimating yourself by comparing mouth sizes with me?"

With a snap, Bai Ge's mouth dislocated in the mirror, and countless tentacles emerged from deep within his throat, wrapping around the vengeful ghost before him.

This scene, more terrifying than any ghost, could only be witnessed by Innsmouth and R'lyeh.

The relief of surviving the ordeal on Mr. Wu's face vanished instantly.

Damn! There's a mole!

He never imagined that the master he had invited would be even more terrifying than a vengeful ghost!

The last vestige of the vengeful ghost's resentment was dispelled, the soul bottle made a cracking sound, and then the entire bottle suddenly exploded!

He suddenly woke up from his sleep, as if it had only taken the time it took to close his eyes and blink.

"Is it finally over?"

Exhausted from the tension, Mr. Wu looked around. Master Zhang was still lying on the ground, but strange blood was seeping from the cracks in the floor of the tightly closed bedroom door.

"The ghost is not dead yet."

Bai Ge's calm voice sounded from behind, "What you've provoked isn't a vengeful ghost, but a curse. Now confess honestly, and you won't have to suffer later."

What are you talking about?

Mr. Wu forced a smile that looked more like a grimace and said, "How could I dare to lie to you?"

"In that case, I can only ask the question using the second method."

Then he heard the sound of a backpack zipper being pulled open. Boss Wu turned around abruptly and saw Bai Ge take a transparent plastic waterproof membrane out of the backpack and lay it on the ground. Then he started taking out various kinds of alcohol, disinfectant, and knives from the backpack, saying as he took them out, "They said before that this person likes to take great risks to do meaningless things, such as using a microwave oven to perm himself with tin foil at home, brushing his teeth with 84 disinfectant to clean his mouth, and measuring his height with a hydraulic press without electronic measuring instruments."

"...You're only alive now because your ancestral graves are emitting fire, not green smoke, right?"

"You're lying. I saw it when you were devouring the female ghost in the dream."

Bai Ge said, "You didn't just buy the Soul Bottle, you also did other little things, and that's the real reason you provoked the curse."

He stretched out his hand, revealing a blood-stained paper money for the underworld, with a bloody handprint on it.

"I snatched this from the female ghost. I happened to see some interesting fragments of memory when I stopped her. If you're unwilling to speak, I'm sorry, I'll have to open your skull to take a look. But don't worry, I'm known as a gynecological expert, even if my skull is gone, I can guarantee you'll be alive and kicking."

"..."

This time, Boss Wu was truly terrified. He slumped into a chair, covered his face in anguish, and slowly said, "Yes, I also accepted money from dead people to buy their lives."

“To other victims, this money was no different from real currency in circulation, but in reality, it was used to buy lives.”

He pulled out a stack of blood-stained ghost money from his pocket and said in anguish, "The most terrifying thing is that this money for buying lives never runs out and keeps increasing, so I invited people over to spend money to buy their lives and offset my own misfortune."

Originally, it was thought that Mr. Wu had encountered a paranormal event and was desperately seeking medical treatment, but it turned out that there was a deeper purpose behind it.

Human nature is complex.

"Give me."

Bai Ge snatched the money from his hand, carefully folded it, and stuffed it into his pocket. This puzzling action startled Mr. Wu, who tentatively asked, "What are you doing...?"

Bai Ge answered seriously, "I plan to save it for myself after I die."

Chapter 76 Have we met somewhere before?

"Good heavens, I've heard of demand deposits and time deposits, but this is the first time I've ever seen a fixed-term deposit in my life."

Mr. Wu curled his lips; he couldn't even tell if Bai Ge was giving a serious reply or joking.

This kind of serious joking actually helps to conceal the other party's true intentions more effectively.

Bai Ge flicked the money in his hand that he had used to buy his life-saving knowledge and said, "Anyway, I've already bought trillions of ghost money, and I'm just waiting to become a billionaire after I die."

"..."

Bai Ge tossed the still unconscious Master Zhang, who was lying on the ground, outside the door and gestured for him to enter.

"Now you should tell me where the money to buy lives actually comes from, right?"

Mr. Wu confessed honestly, “There’s a ghost market at the entrance of Linhuai Temple. It’s haunted every night, and you can find all sorts of things there. I was just greedy for a bargain and tricked those inhuman creatures into exchanging a ghost painting for one. I never expected that painting to turn into blood-stained paper money the very next day, which was neatly placed on the headboard of my bed.”

"Walk."

Bai Ge pulled him toward the door, a look of excitement on her face.

"Perhaps I know how to break your curse."

"Let's go to Linhuai Temple first."

Linhuai Temple was built more than 200 years ago and is the largest ancient temple in Xuchang. Countless devout men and women burn incense and worship Buddha every day.

Bai Ge led Boss Wu to the ancient temple surrounded by incense smoke.

The magnificent and solemn Mahavira Hall comes into view, and the sound of monks chanting sutras echoes in the ancient temple, with incense smoke lingering in the air.

Mr. Wu was completely baffled, and the exorcist in front of him remained mysterious and refused to utter a single word. He could only comfort himself inwardly, thinking that the exorcist must have found some way to break the curse of the life-saving money.

Bai Ge stood before the stone Buddha, feigning a prayer with his hands clasped together, while secretly observing his surroundings. Once he was sure no one would notice his actions, he quietly took out the stack of blood-stained ghost money from his pocket, disguised it as normal currency, and silently slipped it into the donation box.

Mr. Wu, who was watching from the side, was shocked and whispered, "Is this even possible?"