It's time to become an evil god.

"I'll bring more ghosts over at midnight."

The paper effigy was praised for its hairdressing skills, and it nodded with delight, saying it would definitely work harder.

Then another line of text appeared in the mirror: "Bring more too, don't say I'm bullying you."

The smile froze on the paper effigy's face.

The image of the female ghost in the mirror slowly faded away, leaving only a pool of dirty, black blood with a large pile of stinking dead hair floating on it.

Bai Ge walked out of the bathroom, picked up his phone and dialed the number left by Section Chief Xing. He said seriously, "Hello, Section Chief Xing? Where are you now? I need to come over to you."

……

In a room with the curtains tightly drawn, several "human candles" emitting green flames are placed on the table. These are candles made by pressing down the heads of living people, with the faces on them crushed and squeezed into the likeness of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" through some special means.

Click.

On the table was a dead man's head, the hair of which began to peel off from the top of the skull and eventually scattered all over the table, emitting the stench of a dead body.

The man standing in front of the table had a gloomy face and clenched his fists. This was the third time the meme infection had failed.

This can be considered the biggest blunder in his career of meme curse.

Who exactly is this infected person?

The man carefully examined the cursed artifacts on the table. The first one was a dead man's head with a painful and distorted expression. For some reason, the entire head was emitting a faint, eerie green light. Moreover, when he got close, he felt a burning sensation on his skin, and he felt dizzy and nauseous.

The second head was wide-open and angry, blood flowing from its seven orifices, as if it had suffered a great shock before dying. The third head, though not dead, was clenching its teeth and bleeding from its lips, as if it had suffered a terrible blow.

Is this something a human would do?

Something's wrong, something's very wrong.

Fearing that the other party might apply some kind of anti-meme, the man's expression changed drastically. He blew out all the candles, severed the connection with the dead man's head, and stood motionless in the darkness, watching vigilantly for a long time. Only after confirming that he was not being counter-tracked did he silently breathe a sigh of relief.

"Could we have run into some tough opponents this time? Oh well, let's not complicate things further. Anyway, the preparations are almost complete. Hopefully, the prophetic school is ready to provide support as well. They've been preparing for the evolution game for far too long."

He slowly closed his eyes, but a sense of unease lingered in his heart, as if something was about to happen.

"Let's choose the other two victims instead."

The man relit the candles on the table.

He gripped his head with both hands, then suddenly twisted it 180 degrees with force, and with a snap, pulled his head and spine out completely, placing the blood-soaked head on the candlestick table.

"This time I'm going to do it myself!"

Chapter Sixty-Two: "Eat shit!"

Fourth update

"You mean this meme curse will haunt the victim until they die?"

After receiving Bai Ge's call, Section Chief Xing was stunned and fell into deep thought. He had even taken a mental pollution test after returning to the Special Affairs Bureau earlier that day, but found nothing unusual. After a moment of contemplation, he immediately gave the caller his address, hung up, unplugged everything, and calmly sat on the sofa, waiting for Bai Ge to arrive.

The big yellow dog, which had been lying on the ground sleeping, suddenly stood up restlessly, its eyes flashing with ferocity, barking and howling at the dark night outside the window. Section Chief Xing realized something was wrong and quickly stood up alertly, staring intently outside.

At this point, he also called for reinforcements from the Special Affairs Bureau; death and time were in the race.

He could have simply walked away, but Section Chief Xing dared not gamble with the lives of hundreds or thousands of innocent people on Xushi Road. He was prepared that if anything strange happened, he would do everything in his power to inform his colleagues of everything he witnessed.

After barking for a few minutes, the big yellow dog's voice lowered, its fierce roar turning into a soft whimper. It tucked its tail between its legs and hid behind Section Chief Xing, trembling as if it had seen something terrifying.

The surroundings were eerily quiet, which only made Section Chief Xing feel more and more uneasy.

dong dong dong.

Is Section Chief Xing here?

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Section Chief Xing's expression brightened, and he went to the door, cautiously peering through the peephole. He only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming it was the young man he'd met at the Folklore Research Association earlier that day. However, he didn't rush to open the door or answer the man's question, fearing some kind of trap. Instead, he asked another question, "Answer me one question first: is my assistant's tie red or black?"

"Your assistant isn't wearing a tie today."

Section Chief Xing finally breathed a sigh of relief and opened the security door. However, the other person looked at him suspiciously and tentatively asked, "So tell me, did you enter the door with your left foot or your right foot first today?"

Section Chief Xing was stunned. How could he possibly remember such a thing!

After thinking for a long time, he stammered, "I...I don't know."

Bai Ge nodded, walked into the living room, and said, "You're right, because I didn't know either."

"..."

Only then did Section Chief Xing confirm that this guy was indeed the real Mr. Bai. Ghosts can imitate form and sound, but this kind of annoying underworld style is probably something that few people in the world can imitate so perfectly.

Section Chief Xing said in a low voice, "My dog ​​suddenly barked for no reason just now..."

Before she could finish speaking, the bedroom door was pushed open, and her sleepy granddaughter rubbed her eyes and came out, saying that a talking balloon had just floated by outside, saying it was Disney's Mickey Mouse, and asked her to help open the window to deliver a gift.

But the granddaughter, who had been to Disneyland, couldn't remember which character looked so eerie after thinking for a long time, so she asked him to wait and come out to ask her grandfather.

Section Chief Xing and Bai Ge's expressions changed. Bai Ge asked Section Chief Xing to hold his granddaughter while he quickly stepped forward and pushed open the half-closed bedroom door.

The bedroom was completely empty except for a window that had been forcibly removed, through which the cold night wind blew and danced against the thin gauze curtains.

The granddaughter clung tightly to Section Chief Xing's trouser leg and whispered, "Grandpa, I'm scared."

"Don't be afraid, little friend. There are no ghosts in this world."

Bai Ge forced a smile at her and explained, "When my uncle was little, he secretly replaced the Guanyin statue that my dad worshipped with a red cloth with Ultraman Tiga. He worshipped it for three whole years without noticing and even praised the Guanyin statue after it was consecrated as being very effective. Later, when we moved, he uncovered the red cloth and found that the Guanyin Bodhisattva had turned into Ultraman Tiga. My dad called the school that day and asked for more than a month's leave for me."

"Uncle, I understand."

The little granddaughter held up her finger and asked with an innocent look, "If I go and throw away all of Daddy's treasured figurines, will I be able to take a month off?"

Bai Ge's expression froze instantly, and she said in a low voice without much confidence, "...Then I might have to stay in the hospital for a few more months."

"Mr. Bai, has that ghostly thing already entered?"

Section Chief Xing was sweating profusely. If he could just hold on a little longer, the situation would improve once the Special Affairs Bureau personnel arrived.

Section Chief Xing asked in a low voice, "Mr. Bai, can you find a way to locate that thing?"

"I'll give it a try."

After saying that, Bai Ge took out a Geiger counter from his bag.

Section Chief Xing looked bewildered. "Wait, my home isn't in a nuclear radiation leak zone, why would I..."

However, something happened that left Section Chief Xing dumbfounded: the Geiger counter actually started ticking.

As Section Chief Xing stared at the ever-rising index, his eyes widened. Could there be a Japanese smuggler hiding in his home?

Bai Ge strode towards the living room and immediately turned off the main power switch, plunging the entire hall into darkness. However, a faint greenish light emanated from the bathroom, as dazzling and blinding as a firefly in the night.

Section Chief Xing's expression changed drastically. He quietly pulled out a toilet plunger from under the table and prepared to approach the other party, but Bai Ge stopped him.

"Eat this."

He slipped a few pills into Section Chief Xing's hand.

Section Chief Xing asked in confusion, "What is this?"

"Radiation reducer".

"Radioprotectant from Fallout games?"

Section Chief Xing was stunned. After thinking for a moment, he swallowed the pill.

Bai Ge walked at the front, slowly heading towards the toilet, and quietly pushed open the half-closed door. A glowing human head connected to the spine was floating in the semi-transparent bathtub, the contours of its facial features clearly visible.

Bai Ge made a gesture, then suddenly rushed forward and ripped off the curtain, covering his head with it.

The head was still struggling. Bai Ge stepped on the spine, turned his head, and shouted, "Quick, tie him up with duct tape."

Section Chief Xing dared not delay and quickly found some tape to firmly bind the head together with the curtain.

When the power was switched on, Section Chief Xing gasped in shock upon seeing the monstrous thing.

It was actually a human head balloon emitting a green glow!

Even after dealing with the supernatural for so long, this was the first time he had encountered such a tricky situation. He swallowed hard and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Bai, what should we do now?"

Bai Ge gripped the strange creature tightly with all her might, and used a knife to cut open the tape around its mouth and nose, saying, "Didn't you say you wanted to get information out of the strange creature's mouth? How can it talk without interrogation!"

"Interrogation? But we don't have the facilities here..."

"Don't worry, all the interrogation tools are in my backpack. Please bring them over for me, Section Chief Xing."

Section Chief Xing's eyelids twitched. Good heavens, they've even prepared interrogation props.

Bai Ge lowered his head, staring at those resentful faces, and smiled coldly, "Do you remember when I was a kid, I once fell into a cesspool? Later, I never lost an argument with other kids because I dared to eat shit and they didn't?"

The head that was still struggling froze for a moment, as if it had thought of something bad.

No sooner had he finished speaking than Bai Ge shoved the man's head directly into the toilet.

Glug glug glug...

"Eat shit!"

Chapter Sixty-Three: The Great Evil of Paradox Interactive Players

Fifth update complete. Time for bed. Early to bed, early to rise, early updates!

He soaked the dead man's head in the toilet for a full half hour until there was no movement. Then he pulled it out, shook it several times, listened to it for a while, nodded, and said, "Okay, it's full of water now. I can hear the sound of ocean waves in its head."

Section Chief Xing wiped away a cold sweat. After witnessing Mr. Bai's methods firsthand, he realized that this man was even more inhuman than his master, Teacher Zhang. The latter could at most give the strange and vengeful ghost a quick death, while the former would try every means to make the other party wish they were dead.

Section Chief Xing cautiously analyzed, "It emits a green light all over its body, and radiation levels were detected. Even if only its head and spine remain, it can still move. Considering all these characteristics, it's safe to say that this guy is a strange creature from Japan. I think that's correct, Mr. Bai?"

Bai Ge nodded and said, "Coincidentally, I know a little Japanese. Let me ask him."

Bai Ge squatted down and asked with a serious expression, "What kind of work are you doing?"

"..."

The human-shaped balloon silently stared at Bai Ge for a long time without saying a word.

"A deaf-mute?"

Bai Ge's expression suddenly dawned on him, and he clasped his hands together, making various hand gestures. Section Chief Xing, standing nearby, stared in disbelief. "Mr. Bai, you know sign language?"

"No."