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Chapter 53 The Ruthless and Evil Underworld Forces: Isatis Root
A group of ghosts dressed in dark red long-sleeved robes carried a large red sedan chair out of the eerie night mist. The red sedan chair slowly stopped at the entrance of the Human Skin Inn. The joking demons stopped, and all their eyes were fixed on the curtain of the sedan chair.
A delicate peony-embroidered shoe stepped out from behind the red curtain, followed by a leg, and then a bride in a phoenix coronet and embroidered robe, with a red veil, appeared before them.
Red is traditionally chosen for weddings in the living, symbolizing warmth, masculinity, and the ability to ward off evil. However, this bride's red was a strangely dark, blood-red, appearing eerie and ghostly in the night, reminiscent of the lifeless crimson dot on the lips of a bride buried in a ghost marriage.
"Hahahaha!"
The wooden staircase creaked and groaned as a tall man, nearly two meters in height, descended from the bottom.
He wore a spotless robe, his expression was dignified, giving off an indescribable sense of oppression, and there were several scars on his forehead.
Overjoyed to see his bride, he quickened his pace downstairs and exclaimed impatiently, "My wife, you've finally arrived!"
The butler, who was standing nearby, immediately understood and hurriedly ordered wine and dishes to be served.
Upon seeing this man appear, all the demons and monsters downstairs stood up in unison, exchanging pleasantries and best wishes with him. Their expressions were extremely respectful, even showing a hint of awe.
"Boss Biao."
Nishizawa Ryo noticed the names the ghosts used to refer to it, but then heard Bai Ge sigh softly beside him.
"what happened?"
Thinking that Bai Ge had some clue, Xi Zeliang quickly asked, "Have you heard of this name?"
"Ah~"
Bai Ge clenched his fists, his brows furrowed with worry, his mind racing with thoughts. After a long while, he muttered, "This guy... he's probably a reincarnation of Fan Debiao, the most ruthless man in Liaobei."
That's some kind of crazy guy! Fan Debiao, the most ruthless man in northern Liaoning! Is that General Ma some kind of spirit from a horse racing girl?
Xi Zeliang couldn't help but twitch his lips. "With things so urgent, how can you still be in the mood for telling lame jokes?"
"Adding three strokes to the character 'tiger' creates 'biao,' which is a creature that resembles a tiger but is not a tiger."
Bai Ge turned his head and lowered his voice, saying, "Yuan Haowen's 'Miscellaneous Records of Guixin' states that when a tiger has three cubs, one of them will be a 'biao' (a type of tiger cub). The 'biao' is the most ferocious and can eat tiger cubs. The 'biao' owner of the Human Skin Inn that we encountered is probably a white-browed, slanted-eyed tiger that has become a spirit."
"A tiger?" Nishizawa Ryo exclaimed in surprise.
"The tiger is the king of the mountain beasts."
Bai Ge whispered, "What we encountered can't be called a tiger; it's probably some mountain lord from some dynasty that demanded an imperial title!"
The spirit that could obtain a royal seal from the emperor was no ordinary creature. He tentatively asked, "Brother Bai, with your skill level, can you deal with it using a sliding tackle?"
"Are you kidding me!"
Bai Ge said seriously, "Listen carefully, if you encounter a tiger, don't run away. You can't outrun it, and don't try to be brave, because you can't beat it. Don't stand up straight and roar in some kind of dignity. It will still eat you if it wants to. But remember! In the critical moment, kneel down and call it 'Dad,' even tigers don't eat their cubs!"
"...I think a sliding tackle would be more reliable than your bad idea."
Before Xi Zeliang could say anything more, he saw Boss Biao raise his wine jar and laugh boisterously, "Let's drink together!"
"Let's drink together!"
All the demons and monsters picked up their wine jars and drank the wine.
For some reason, the way they picked up their drinks and downed them in one gulp made Bai Ge and Xi Zeliang think they were just drinking "Oli Gei" (a popular Chinese drink).
Only Bai Ge and Xi Zeliang remained unmoved. This scene naturally caught the attention of Boss Biao.
Who are you two?
Bai Ge stood up and said with a smile, "I am Wu Song, and I will not change my name or surname."
"puff--"
The white ape sitting next to Bai Ge, who was drinking, spat out all the wine in its mouth, stared at the man in front of it in disbelief, and could barely speak.
"What? Wu Song?"
Good heavens, you dare to stroke the tiger's whiskers!
Nishizawa Ryo's eyelids twitched, and he silently moved a step to the side to avoid accidentally getting caught in the crossfire.
Boss Biao looked bewildered. "Hehe, I was locked up in that demon cave for thousands of years, and now I've managed to escape by seizing a sliver of opportunity. Talented people emerge in every generation. May I ask who you are, Mr. Wu?"
Bai Ge waved his hand, "I am but a peaceful indigo plant deep in the mountains, nothing to brag about. On the contrary, Boss Biao's fame has been passed down for thousands of years. Even today, the folk rhyme 'Two Tigers Love to Dance' is still circulating to commemorate your great achievements."
"Really?"
Boss Biao didn't catch Bai Ge's sarcastic tone and was even overjoyed, asking, "I'd like to hear more details."
However, Bai Ge was more interested in the so-called demon cave. Just as he was about to probe and ask, the bride wearing a red veil coughed softly.
Boss Biao realized that it was still time for the wedding ceremony, and with an embarrassed smile, he said, "Haha, my apologies, I'll discuss this with you another time."
He stood in the center, carrying a wine jar, coughed, and said, "Today is my wedding day with Lady White Bone, please do me the honor of joining us..."
Before she could finish speaking, the living room door was kicked open, and a bride, also dressed in a phoenix coronet and wedding gown, with a red veil, stormed in angrily, quickly walking up to Boss Biao and demanding, "Hey Biao, who is this vixen?"
What's the matter?
The demons below the stage looked at each other in bewilderment.
The witch disguised as a bride was stunned by the sound and quietly lifted a corner of her red veil to see what was happening outside.
She used deadly force before, leaving absolutely no survivors. Who exactly is this guy?
Boss Biao was also momentarily stunned, "This..."
Two brides?
All the demons present were stunned. What was going on? Wasn't it supposed to be a marriage to Lady White Bone? Why was there another bride out of nowhere?
"Humph."
Biao was taken aback at first, then burst into laughter, overjoyed, and said, "Only children make choices, I'll take them all..."
Click.
The whole place could be heard making a commotion of chickens flying and eggs breaking. Boss Biao covered his crotch with both hands, revealing a pained expression.
"hiss--"
All the male guests present involuntarily covered their crotches, their faces contorted in pain, and gasped in shock.
That's absolutely terrifying.
Even though Biao was a demon who had already transformed into human form, he couldn't withstand the sudden, powerful attack. His face turned pale as he leaned against a pillar, his claws leaving several deep scratches on it. His lips twitched, and he gritted his teeth, cursing, "You damned old hag! How could you be so vicious!"
The bride removed her red veil, but what appeared before everyone was not a living being, but an exquisite doll.
The puppet spoke, but what came in return was a man's voice, rough and magnetic.
"Hey bro, did that last one feel good?"
"You! You dare to play me?"
Biao stood up, as if he had figured something out, and burst into wild laughter. From his tall and strong body, a dark and powerful demonic aura emanated. Like a vast and spreading mist, it enveloped the entire hall, seemingly ethereal yet possessing a tangible quality. The surrounding demons felt difficulty breathing and their consciousness blurred.
His clothes were ripped apart by his rapidly expanding body, and the once dignified middle-aged man instantly transformed into a terrifying tiger!
The tiger's claws scratched across the bluestone slabs, leaving five clearly visible marks. The tiger's eyes were filled with a murderous desire.
"Let's do it!"
At Bai Ge's call, the bride, who had been standing motionless behind him, lifted her veil in an instant, and the crystal ball on her staff emitted a dazzling light.
"Magic Burst Bullet - Lethal Strike!"
With a loud shout from the witch, a dazzling light instantly enveloped the entire hall. The giant tiger instinctively raised its hand to shield its eyes, and in that instant, the witch swung her staff, as sturdy as an iron hammer, and smashed it hard into the tiger's crotch.
Click.
"Aaaaaaahh ...
The excruciating pain of being hit in the groin again briefly rendered Biao unable to fight.
As the holy light dissipated, the demons and monsters saw Biao kneeling on the ground, his hands tightly covering his crotch. He struggled to raise his head, revealing a ferocious and savage look, drooling as he gritted his teeth and asked, "Who exactly are you shameless scoundrels who have no martial ethics?"
Bai Ge immediately stepped forward and said, "There's no need to talk about morality when dealing with an old geezer like you. Let's all attack together and use any underhanded tricks we can!"
The wounded tiger was horrified. Even the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain won fair and square back then, but now young people are playing dirty tricks and are not ashamed but proud of it.
"The world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be!" it asked in astonishment. "Are you the Taoist priests of Longhu Mountain? Or those old bald monks?"
"Hello, sir, times have changed."
Bai Ge said, word by word, "We are the evil demons and black forces in Xu City who commit all kinds of evil deeds, Banlangen."
Chapter 54 Chimera Steel Berserker
Because I've been rushing to meet the word count these past two days, I only have one chapter saved up. I'll post one chapter now, and there are still four chapters to go.
"Don't give us random nicknames! Why don't you just say you're Yunnan Baiyao?"
The witch silently took a step back, rolled her eyes, and pretended not to recognize the guy in front of her.
The hall was in complete chaos. The weak monsters shouted "Boss Biao, keep going!" a few times before running away in a panic, trying to escape this awful place.
Some demons and monsters who didn't understand the situation stayed behind to join in the fun, relying on their meager demonic power. The water monkey hid behind Boss Biao and cheered him on with the imposing manner of a tiger, saying, "Boss Biao is incredibly brave. Killing you ignorant fools is as easy as turning his hand."
"Shut up."
Boss Biao was in a state of agitation and felt an unbearable cramping pain in his abdomen. His robes were fluttering even though there was no wind. Once he used his demonic power, the abdominal pain gradually intensified, as if his abdominal cavity was about to explode. Finally, he could not bear it any longer and let out a heart-wrenching roar!
"Hmm hmm ahhhhh!"
With a loud bang, the water monkey hiding behind Boss Biao was blasted away by a gust of air. His face was ashen, his body trembled violently, and a torrent of blood gushed out from his seven orifices like a fountain.
"Boss Biao... pfft..."
The water monkey spat out a mouthful of blood, staring at the other with an incredulous look. "I... have no grudge against you, why would you poison my excrement..."
Then the water monkey tilted its head to the side, lay directly on the ground, and died.
All the demons and ghosts stared in disbelief at the wall behind Biao, then scrambled to cover their noses and run away.
"you!!!"
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