It's time to become an evil god.
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Chen Guangren nodded and said with emotion, "My friend used to be listless, but since he got mental illness, he seems much more energetic now. He likes to discuss things with his attending physician and even says..."
He noticed that Bai Ge's expression was a little off, and tentatively asked, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? Your complexion looks a bit off."
Bai Ge said thoughtfully, "It's nothing. Your mention of the mental hospital reminded me of some old memories."
"What old story?"
Bai Ge casually remarked, "My past experience of escaping from a mental hospital by climbing over the wall."
"..."
Chen Guangren quietly took a step back, his fingers slowly groping towards his phone, forcing a smile as he considered whether to secretly call the police.
Bai Ge seemed oblivious to the other person's expression, turning her head to say, "Tell me, how did your friend get in?"
Chen Guangren glanced at the painting on the wall and said softly, "He's been cheated on."
Bai Ge asked in a low voice, "A bumper? What kind of bumper?"
"I heard they encountered the Human Skin Inn."
A hint of hesitation flickered in Chen Guangren's eyes as he slowly said, "When I visited him last time, he secretly told me that this guy still refuses to go near the gate, fearing that opening it would send him back to that horrible place. According to him, the inn had lanterns covered with peeled human skin, and even the window paper was made from dead skin. At the time, a seductive and alluring woman leaned against the door, beckoning him over. Imagine, a bustling inn suddenly appearing in the middle of nowhere—this kind of scenario only happens in ghost stories. Who wouldn't be afraid? My friend stumbled and ran all night to escape from the mountains. After getting out, he developed a high fever and fell into a coma, and was taken to the hospital for treatment. When he woke up, he kept shouting that there were ghosts."
Bai Ge became curious and asked, "Excuse me, where did your friend encounter the Human Skin Inn?"
"let me see."
Chen Guangren rested his chin on his hand, lost in thought, then suddenly looked up and said, "The northern suburbs seem to be in the Mugou Mountains near Yaotai Town."
Yaotai Town, it's Yaotai Town again.
Bai Ge is now certain that this place is hiding a secret, and it's time to go and investigate this awful place.
Chen Guangren seemed to see through Bai Ge's thoughts and asked curiously, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?"
Bai Ge sneered and said disdainfully, "What's there to be afraid of about ghosts? Do you know what my opponents called me when I was young and fighting in octagon boxing matches?"
Chen Guangren shook his head.
"They call me Hell Man."
"A hellish hunk? Is he that terrifying?"
Chen Guangren had no idea that this seemingly ordinary visitor was actually a professional octagon fighter, and he silently swallowed.
Bai Ge seemed to be immersed in his past glory, a smile appearing on his lips. "Yes, in my professional octagon boxing career, there have been eight times when my opponents knelt on the ground crying and begging me not to die."
Chen Guangren's lips twitched. "Is this a competition? You're just getting beaten up, aren't you?! How can you talk about being beaten halfway to the brink of death with such arrogance?"
Bai Ge ignored the other person's feelings and continued, "After my boxing career ended, I was able to get rich women to spend 100,000 yuan on me with just three sentences thanks to my strong physique."
Chen Guangren immediately became excited, "Really?"
"I remember it very clearly. It was a dark and windy night. I only said three sentences, and the rich woman's eyes welled up with tears."
"Tell me quickly, I want to learn which three sentences they are."
Bai Ge said in a serious tone, "Robbery! Don't move! Hand over all the money you have!"
"...I fucking..."
Chen Guangren nearly choked on his high blood pressure, but ultimately, fearing that the other party knew his address, he swallowed back his refined and easygoing words.
After obtaining information from the painter, Bai Ge immediately went downstairs to head to the mental hospital. However, halfway there, he heard a mission notification sound in his ear.
"Ding-dong, you have a new task. Please check it."
Bai Ge stopped and looked through the panel; he saw that this mission was different from the previous ones.
[Single-player mission: Invading brain cells]
[Task Difficulty: Normal]
[Mission Objective: Don't be misled by illusions; unravel the mystery]
[Quest Rewards: Common Stamina Enhancement Scroll *1, Health Recovery Potion *1, Demon Brain Fragment *1, Experience Points 700]
[Note: The use of items will be greatly restricted; players must rely on their own abilities to complete the game.]
The restriction on the use of props means that this mission cannot use the deadly fishing line as bait as before, and even taking out the stun gun to shock the bull is prohibited.
"It seems that the villains' minions won't have to worry about anything this time."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Ge's body vanished from the spot.
"Hey friend, you forgot to take your razor blade with you."
Chen Yongren opened the iron gate, only to find that the other party had vanished without a trace, and he froze on the spot.
……
Tick, tick.
The sound of raindrops hitting the window pulled Bai Ge from her unconsciousness. The first thing she saw was a gloomy sky, with large raindrops pounding against the glass windowpane.
There were unfinished dorayaki on the tatami mat. Bai Ge raised her hand and saw her chubby, round hand without a palm. Her expression changed instantly. She grabbed the mirror on the table and realized that she had turned into a blue, earless cat with a small pocket on her lower abdomen. "Wait, has this turned into Super Blue Cat?"
"No, no, no, calm down. This isn't real. I must be in a dream or my subconscious right now?"
Bai Ge recalled the name of this solo mission, opened his inventory, and sure enough, all the items were unusable, even the perfect-level [Fragmented Ancient God Umbilical Cord] was disabled.
"First, we should check what intelligence we have around us."
Bai Ge peeked out and saw Nobita Shinsuke digging in the dirt with a shovel, next to him was a heavy black plastic bag.
"Doraemon, Doraemon, help me! Gian is bullying me again! Waaaaaah~"
No sooner had he finished speaking than the sliding door was pushed open, and a guy who looked exactly like Nobita Nobi from the anime rushed in, knelt down on the ground without saying a word, and started crying, "Do you have any gadgets that I can use to beat him up?"
Bai Ge was taken aback for a moment, then, remembering his own identity, he quickly shook his head and said helplessly, "I really can't do anything with you, Da Xiong."
After saying that, he reached into his treasure bag and took out a prop.
"M1917 American-made Smith & Wesson 'Life Rebirth' gun".
Bai Ge solemnly placed the revolver into Da Xiong's hand.
Nobita stopped crying, wiped away his tears, and held the heavy revolver in his hands, asking somewhat blankly, "This... how do I do it?"
"Idiot, do I have to teach you how to do something so simple?"
Bai Ge said seriously, "Of course, we should shoot Fat Tiger dead!"
Chapter Forty: Corpse Dismemberment
You didn't expect that, did you? While you were all asleep, it was truly the third watch of the night.
"Oh no, thank you, Doraemon. My relationship with Gian isn't that bad."
Nobita quickly refused, afraid that Doraemon would pull out some strange gadgets again. He hurriedly changed the subject, hugged Doraemon, and cried, "Waaah, Doraemon, I feel like my life is such a failure. I get scolded by my mom and bullied by Gian. I always get zero on my tests at school. Is there any way to help me and make me happy?"
"Oh, let me think... hey, it seems like there really is one."
After pondering for a moment, Bai Ge took out a rope with a noose from his pocket and handed it to Da Xiong.
Nobita took the sturdy rope and asked doubtfully, "Ah, Doraemon, what is this? Can it really make me happy?"
"Entrance to another world after reincarnation".
Bai Ge explained in a serious tone, "If you put your head in the headboard and hang it from the roof beam, you can enter a wonderful two-dimensional fantasy world without any worries and surrounded by a harem."
"Oh, what if it doesn't work?"
Bai Ge said in a serious tone, "Scatter the ashes at sea."
Nobita slammed the rope to the ground and said angrily, "...Damn it, Doraemon, are you trying to mess with me?!"
"Oh, no."
What? You're not kidding me?
Bai Ge said calmly, "Actually, I didn't put in any effort."
"..."
Clang, clang.
The sound of shovels digging came from outside the window. Bai Ge and Da Xiong peeked out and saw Da Xiong's father, Nobi Shinsuke, digging a large pit in their yard, throwing in a pile of black plastic bags, and then starting to fill it back with soil. A trickle of scarlet liquid seeped from the torn black plastic bags, dripping down and forming a small red puddle on the ground.
As Nobi Shinsuke filled the burial site, he kept glancing around, seemingly wary of something.
A look of confusion flashed across Nobita's face. He turned his head and asked, "That's strange, Doraemon. What is Dad burying? He's being so mysterious."
Bai Ge glanced at it and said calmly, "Expired Lao Gan Ma chili sauce."
"..."
"Doraemon, I'm so bored."
Nobita poked his head with his hand and muttered to himself, "Actually, I have a question. Have you ever thought that maybe we're not real, but just figments of someone else's imagination?"
"Good question."
Bai Ge pulled out an M1917 American-made Smith & Wesson from his pocket, aimed it at Da Xiong, and said, "Since you're thinking this way, why not try the 'Life Starts Over' gun?"
"Nobita, Doraemon, time to eat."
Just then, Mom called from downstairs for dinner, and Bai Ge and Da Xiong stopped their playful fight and quickly went downstairs. After a series of tests, Bai Ge became certain that his role wasn't a real Doraemon storyline, but rather a constructed projection.
The distant city outside the window is a silhouette-like background pattern; only the home and the nearby streets are real.
So what exactly is the mystery that needs to be solved?
Upon entering the dining room, Nobita's mother, Tamako, was carrying a large pot of steaming stew to the table; the aroma of meat filled the air even before entering.
"Wow, it smells so good, Mom! Doraemon, hurry up and call Dad to come in for dinner!"
"it is good."
Bai Ge walked towards the door, but her eyes kept glancing at Nobita's mother, Tamako. Something seemed off about her; her eyes were darting around, as if she were hiding something.
Nobi Shinsuke just walked in from outside, took off his raincoat, wiped the rain off his face, and said, "It's raining really hard today."
"Honey, are you alright?"
"Fortunately."
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