Magic Card Era: My Deck is Depressing

He was already starting to lose his sense of direction.

He casually picked up a large kidney and threw it on the ground.

A bloodcurdling scream, like a pig being slaughtered, came from the coffin.

"What's with those looks you two are giving me? Are you trying to eat me alive?"

Su Bai turned to look at his two magical card creatures.

Chapter 102 Solidification

102. Curing

Su Bai glanced at his two magical card creatures.

Suddenly, the two creatures, which had been quite active, fell silent.

The adorable fallen demon servant was like a doll, never blinking an eye.

She clung tightly to the scarecrow, as if nothing had happened.

That means I didn't do anything just now, so don't look at me.

The scarecrow that the fallen demon relied on truly became a scarecrow.

He just stood there, not knowing what Su Bai could possibly steal, even though he didn't have any kidneys for the time being.

Anyway, the things they stole didn't seem to be anything of any importance.

After all, his master doesn't seem to be a very serious person.

He had never taken this kind of owner seriously before, but after these few encounters, he realized that he might have been wrong.

He would rather face a great demon god of the same level than face Su Bai, whose strength is much lower than his own.

It wasn't because he was his master; it was simply because he didn't know what Su Bai would pull out.

Look at that poor guy in the coffin, he's lost all his divinity, tsk tsk.

"Playing dead, huh?"

"Aren't you all very active?"

Su Bai felt his authority completely vanish when he thought about how the two of them had stopped pretending.

Now look what's happened, the whole team is just pretending to be dead?

"I'm talking to you! You thing in the coffin, what exactly are you?!"

Black Crow Lord: Damn it, I was just watching a show to relax, how did it suddenly turn on me?

He was now unsure whether he should answer Su Bai's question.

After all, this person was the one who stole his divine status and kidneys.

What's most infuriating is that this person actually threw his kidney on the ground! Waaaaaah!!!

The thought of his kidneys sent a strange pain through him.

That was the feeling of heartache.

"steal……"

"Big brother, I am Lord Black Crow!"

When the Black Crow Lord, who had originally planned to feign death, heard this word, he trembled all over and felt a sharp pain in his waist.

He always calls everyone "Big Brother," regardless of age; as long as they don't kick him in the back, they're his Big Brother.

"Heh, now you know to call me 'Big Brother'?"

"late!"

Seeing this guy made Su Bai want to laugh.

Is this the emperor of some evil land?

Did you really think he was a yellow chicken?

Isn't this just a small piece of trash?

"Go fend for yourself, I can't be bothered with you!"

Seeing that this guy is already like this, with his godhood gone, he should go back to where he originally was, but he won't have a good life there anyway.

It's just a bit frustrating that such a powerful card, which could have been so depressing, has been wasted.

Who would dare use such an unstable summoning ritual?

"Big brother, big brother!"

"I'll follow you, I'll do anything for you, I don't want to go back to that world."

Hearing this, Su Bai chuckled.

That's a pretty nice idea.

"Ask them if they agree."

Su Bai casually pointed to the two guys pretending to be dead next to him.

Now let's see how you put on an act!

Su Bai wasn't in a hurry, since the life and death of the Black Crow Lord were in the hands of these two.

He wanted to see what the relationship was between the lords and whether they would help each other.

“￥@R%@%@#^

Su Bai originally thought that hearing the Black Crow Lord begging for mercy would be a very interesting scene.

But this thing just spouts gibberish, and he really can't hear or understand it!

How did you start communicating?

"Ya ya ya ya, ya ya!"

The scarecrow didn't speak, but the Fallen Demon was pouting angrily, pointing incessantly with its little hand.

When Ya Ya's voice rang out, Lord Black Crow fell silent.

It's unclear what they discussed, but Su Bai couldn't understand it.

"Are you done talking? Hurry up, I need to go back for dinner."

Su Bai glanced at Chen Hai, who was still unconscious beside him, and felt a headache coming on.

This guy looks like he's trying to scam someone.

He's been lying on the ground for so long, and he won't wake up.

When it comes to playing dead, none of these people can compare to this person on the ground.

"Alright, alright, I want to solidify this magic card so that it can only summon me each time, is that okay?"

"hehe!"

There was no other language spoken, only a "heh" sound.

Lord Black Raven had no idea what was going on. He couldn't possibly guess what Su Bai was thinking. He was just a simple Lord Black Raven.

How could he understand such a meaningful word as "hehe"?

"Do you still want the kidneys?"

Seeing that Lord Black Crow hadn't reacted for a long time, Su Bai got angry. This guy was a bit ungrateful.

So he stepped on the kidneys that were thrown on the ground and kicked them a few times like a soccer ball.

I must say, although it's not perfectly round, it's still very elastic.

He wouldn't have any particular interest in this, but perhaps someone else would like it if he sold it to them.

"No more!"

Although the kidneys were his, the Black Crow Lord was utterly devastated when he saw how badly they had been ravaged.

Does he still want this?

It's definitely not safe to keep; just throw it away.

"You said you didn't want it anymore, right?"

Su Bai picked up the kidneys, his face full of disgust.

"Hmm, no thanks." The Black Crow Lord's tone was very firm; even if he put it back, it would probably still have a lingering smell.

He doesn't want to.

"Then I won't stand on ceremony!"

Theft and robbery!

swoosh~

Lord Black Crow felt a sudden emptiness at his waist, as if he had lost something important.

I feel completely drained and weak.

When she looked at Su Bai again, her eyes were filled with terror.

Su Bai held two kidneys in his hands, his face showing disgust.

"Since you don't want it anymore, I'll reluctantly help you deal with it."

Su Bai was even unwilling to use his newly acquired Miraculous Healing Technique, as it consumed depressing energy and wasn't worth it.

Anyway, it's not him who's in pain, so there's no need to worry.

Lord Black Crow looked at Su Bai with a lifeless gaze.

Damn it, I said I didn't want it anymore, and you killed my other one too?

Are you a devil?

"But what is this thing?"