My two-dimensional resident

Lin Tian pulled Kakashi out from among the corpses, looking at his pale face and extreme weakness.

I can't help but wonder if there's something wrong with Kakashi.

"what?"

After Kakashi finished eating the apple Arthur gave him, feeling his body brimming with chakra and returning to his strongest state, he asked in confusion.

"Are you suffering from kidney deficiency? You're working yourself to the bone for such a small group. I can't think of any other reason besides kidney deficiency."

Lin Tian casually unleashed a burst of flame, burning the surrounding Root ninja corpses to ashes, and looked at Kakashi with an expression that said, "My guess must be right."

"Tonight, I'll catch a male deer for you and roast its kidneys and corpora cavernosa for you to eat. There's an old saying in my hometown: you are what you eat. Your kidneys are weak; if you eat this for a year, you should get better."

Lin Tian ignored Kakashi's eye roll, rested his chin on his hand, and pondered how to improve his health as a tour guide.

"Um...no need. I'm perfectly healthy."

Kakashi felt cold sweat pour down his forehead as he looked at Lin Tian's serious expression.

"Let's go. We should go find the Tailed Beasts."

......

In the Hokage's office in Konoha Village, the Third Hokage held a secret letter in his hand with a gloomy expression, remaining motionless for a long time.

"Bring Danzo here!"

"Thud!" The third generation slammed his fist on the peach wood table in anger, the dull sound representing the rage in his heart.

Danzo sent Root ninjas to surround Lin Tian and his group without his consent—what a foolish act of betrayal!

The ninja hidden in the shadows heard this and was about to use the Body Flicker Technique to leave when the furious Third Hokage called out to him.

"I'll go myself. You tell Yamato to wait for me in Forest Nine."

"Yes!"

......

"I heard you can sing, dance, and rap?"

Lin Tian sat leisurely in a recliner, playing with the Eight-Tails and Two-Tails, which had been compressed into small balls, while asking Killer Bee, who was lying on the ground in front of him, a question.

"Bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

Before Killer Bee could speak, the Fourth Raikage, A, who was lying next to him, bravely raised his head and shouted at Lin Tian.

At this moment, not a single inch of his skin was intact. His already dark skin had turned into a ball of carbon.

Lin Tian, ​​in a very humane manner, only burned off the chakra in his body, without causing him any other harm, except for burning the outer skin.

"You're so old, why are you still acting like a hot-blooded youth? You're the Fourth Hokage of Kumogakure, Ai."

Lin Tian flicked the two-tailed ball in his hand like a marble onto Ai's head, causing her to completely lose consciousness.

Then he retrieved the ball and smiled at Kirabi.

"The humans of this world are too young. You can't control the tailed beasts. Give me a rap, and if it makes me happy, I'll consider letting your whole village go."

Lin Tian smiled calmly, like a demon king, while the Hidden Cloud Village behind him was surrounded by a huge flame shield.

The people inside are like chicken wings just put into an oven, constantly at risk of being roasted and burned by the scorching heat.

"Young! Young! Young! This great one is... Killer Bee..."

"Okay, stop! You sang very well, but I suggest you don't sing next time."

Lin Tian rubbed his temples speechlessly, deeply regretting that he had actually had any expectations for Killer Bee's rap.

"What? You say my rap is bad??? I'm the man who has won the rap competition five times in a row among ninjas!"

Chirabi yelled in a hoarse voice, clearly dissatisfied.

He acknowledged that the man who had taken the Eight-Tails was incredibly powerful, but he would absolutely not allow anyone to disparage his rap.

"You guys are really... never mind, you're all so boring, let's go."

Lin Tian looked at Killer Bee's "I want to duel you" gaze beneath his sunglasses, waved his hand with some annoyance, and stood up.

After storing the Eight-Tails and Two-Tails in his spatial backpack, he waved his arm and released the fiery cage that had been trapping Kumogakure.

"Tell your brother, whose brain is only the size of an almond, not to think about revenge. The real priority is to develop the village and benefit the villagers."

After saying that, Lin Tian didn't wait for Killer Bee to refute him, and in a flash, he left the cliff top.

"Brother Lin Tian is back!"

In a dense forest, Naruto Uzumaki, who was wielding his sword, shouted excitedly when he saw Lin Tian appear.

'He snatched the Two-Tails and Eight-Tails so quickly? He's truly a terrifying man.'

Kakashi, who was sitting in a tree reading a book, thought to himself when he saw Lin Tian return.

From the moment Lin Tian left until his return, only a quarter of an hour had passed. In such a short time, he managed to snatch two tailed beasts from the Lightning Ninja. This terrifying speed made Kakashi realize Lin Tian's strength once again.

"Stop reading that inappropriate book for children! It's because you read that book all the time that you have kidney deficiency!"

Lin Tian looked at Kakashi in the tree, pursed his lips, and began his usual teasing.

"..."

Kakashi silently put away the books in his hands, then jumped down from the tree to Lin Tian's side, waiting for Lin Tian's next instructions.

"Let's go, let's go find the other tailed beasts! Hmm?"

Just as Lin Tian was about to ask Kakashi to take him to the Land of Earth to find the Four-Tails, his Nok phone popped up with a notification sound for a new email.

Lin Tian frowned, quickly took the letter out of his mailbox, and began to read it carefully.

"What's wrong, Lin Tian?"

Artoria came to Lin Tian's side and, seeing that his expression was off, asked him what was wrong.

"It's nothing. Chelsea said that Ace was captured by Whitebeard. She asked me to go and rescue him."

After putting the letter into his spatial backpack, Lin Tian rubbed his temples, wanting to laugh but feeling helpless.

"It's true, I originally wanted to collect the fruits of the God Tree, but I didn't expect Ace to be captured. Although Whitebeard won't kill him, he's still one of my residents. How could I let him become someone else's adopted son!"

Lin Tian's words left Kakashi somewhat bewildered. He frantically recalled the information in his mind, trying to find the figures of "Chelsea," "Ace," and "Whitebeard."

"Shall we go back now?"

Upon hearing that Ace had been captured, Artoria immediately became serious.

"I'll go back. You stay here and help me collect the fruits of the Divine Tree. If one person can't handle it, call out that guy who likes to stay at home."

"I've told you about this world before. You haven't forgotten, have you?"

After thinking it over, Lin Tian still felt that the Divine Tree Fruit couldn't be given up so easily, so he asked Artoria to stay here and continue collecting the Tailed Beasts to seize the Divine Tree Fruit.

Artoria now has an attribute value of 623, and with her Noble Phantasm, even if the entire Otsutsuki clan were to come together, they would not be a match for her.

Moreover, Artoria is the person Lin Tian trusts most besides Kikyo. She is mature and steady, and would not make any mistakes in anything.

"Okay. I'll help you bring the Divine Tree fruit back."

Artoria nodded seriously. As a knight with a strong sense of justice, she would find it hard to refuse the task of helping the world eliminate hidden dangers.

"What divine tree fruit?"

After listening to their conversation, Kakashi couldn't help but ask.

"Want to know? Trade a tail for the information."

"Forehead..."

Seeing Kakashi speechless for a moment, Lin Tian decided not to tease him any further, and instead looked at Kakashi with a serious expression, his smile fading.

"The world you live in is not the only one. In the distant starry sky, there exists a powerful race called the Ōtsutsuki clan. They use their unique technology to plant divine trees in various inhabited worlds, harvesting the power of each world. When the divine trees have absorbed all the life energy of a world, they will blossom and bear fruit, and the Ōtsutsuki clan will then take the fruit away..."

"And in your world, a thousand years ago, before ninjas even existed, the Otsutsuki clan had already planted the seeds of the God Tree's fruit. However, one of the Otsutsuki betrayed her clan and took the fruit for himself... This is the origin of the Tailed Beasts..."

"Do you understand? I'm really doing you a good deed. If you have any conscience, remember to give me a mountain of gold next time you see me."

After Lin Tian finished speaking, he ignored Kakashi, who was "petrified," and turned to look at Naruto, who was looking down because Lin Tian was leaving.

"Naruto, didn't you want to learn my fire power? Eat this, and you'll be able to use fire."

Lin Tian took out a Flame-Flame Fruit from his spatial backpack and held it in front of Naruto.

"Ugh, I don't want the power of fire anymore! I want Brother Lin Tian to take me away..."

Naruto cried and threw himself into Lin Tian's arms. After spending the past month together, he had felt a sense of family affection from Lin Tian that he had never experienced before.

He didn't want to part with Lin Tian, ​​even if Lin Tian gave him the power of fire he longed for day and night, he still wouldn't accept it.

"You're too weak. If you want to follow me, then train hard and become stronger. At least reach a level where you can defeat Uchiha Madara."

Lin Tian stroked Naruto's hair, then tore off a piece of fruit from the Flame-Flame Fruit and, while Naruto opened his mouth to speak, stuffed the piece of fruit directly into his mouth.

“Artoria, Naruto is a good student. I think you can teach him well while you are collecting the tailed beasts.”

"Yes, I will." Artoria nodded.

Even without Lin Tian's instructions, she would still teach Naruto well. Although Naruto wasn't the kind of genius who could learn everything instantly, she had high hopes for him because of his perseverance and hard work.

"Kakashi, if you don't want everyone to know you have kidney deficiency, then you'd better be a good tour guide for Artoria. If you make her angry, tsk tsk tsk... I don't even want to think about what will happen next."

"I hope to inform the Hokage about this matter."

Kakashi remained silent, his mind already terrified by the enemy from outer space, and he had no time to pay attention to Lin Tian's teasing.

"What's the point of telling him? With the current strength of your ninja world, you can't possibly fight against the Otsutsuki clan. Just be a happy ant. Why add unnecessary trouble to yourselves?"

Lin Tian chuckled, nodded goodbye to Artoria, and then used his special Ghost Path: Spatial Teleportation to arrive at a riverbank...

"Brother Lin Tian! I will definitely become stronger!"

After the nausea from the Flame-Flame Fruit subsided, Naruto Uzumaki looked at the sky with a resolute expression and shouted.

......

On a beach on a small island in the East Blue world of One Piece.

Lin Tian, ​​dressed in Hawaiian-style shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, stepped out of the Dodo Bird's fat plane.

"Hmm...it seems we're a bit far from Ace and the others."