My Two-Dimensional Resident (Author: Desperate Old Wen)

I have an island where all the inhabitants are anime characters. I am the island's lord, the one with the biggest grudges...................

A proper introduction: "That happened many years ago. My uncle, who lived abroad, suddenly wrote to me, saying he wanted to send me a small island..."

Gazing at the flowing Milky Way around him, Lin Tian was lost in memories. Suddenly, his fishing rod moved. Overjoyed, Lin Tian quickly reeled in the line...

"Congratulations, you've won a Galaxy Edition Pulls Bass." "Not fish sauce, it's a bass!"

"......" Lin Tian's face darkened, and he tossed the bass into the fish basket with utter disgust...... ..................

This is absolutely!!! A serious!!! Farming and management novel!!!

Chapter 1 Welcome to the Twig Collecting Simulator

"Wasn't I dead? Why?"

In a Hawaiian-style lobby, Lin Tian stared in astonishment at the two raccoon dogs before him, a sense of unreal fantasy welling up within him.

The aftereffects of the plane crash gave Lin Tian a splitting headache, forcing him to press his temples with both hands to relieve the chaotic thoughts in his mind.

"This is a dream! This is an illusion! This is a final burst of energy before death!"

A few seconds later, the stinging sensation in his brain subsided slightly, but Lin Tian opened his eyes and scanned his surroundings.

A deserted island relocation package... a raccoon dog poster... and a triangular flag with red leaves stuck on the service counter...

All these clues point to Lin Tian, ​​who was transported into a game during the plane crash...

Good morning! Welcome!

"Welcome!"

"This is the counter for processing applications for the uninhabited island relocation package!"

Just as Lin Tian was about to ask a question, two raccoon dogs wearing sky-blue T-shirts with leaf patterns spoke up in front of the service counter. The two raccoon dogs greeted Lin Tian one after the other and introduced where he was.

"We are the guides for this package plan. I am Xiaodou from Nock Company!"

"I am Xiaoli!"

After listening to the two raccoon dogs' self-introductions, Lin Tian closed his eyes and many images of the two raccoon dogs floated through his mind.

Unable to comprehend that he had actually died and ended up in this game world, Lin Tian slapped his forehead, his face showing an expression that was seven parts joy and three parts helplessness.

'Xiaodou and Xiaoli... they really are those two swindlers. One bought my resources at a low price... and the other made me unable to make money selling cabbages...'

Animal Crossing, also known as "The Man Who Collects Tree Branches," "The Man Who Fishes," etc...

As time passed, Lin Tian's mind cleared considerably, and he realized that this was, in a sense, his second life. Slowly accepting the reality, Lin Tian wore a relieved expression.

"Thank goodness I chose Animal Crossing instead of Zelda on the plane... If I were transported to Zelda, would I be bullied by Link, that old scoundrel from Hyrule, every day?"

When an ordinary person travels to Hyrule in Zelda, they can defeat Pokoblin, Moriblin, Skeleton Blin, and so on using strategy and tactics.

Even if you encounter various centaurs, well, no centaurs, except for Link, only a dog would provoke a centaur.

Speaking of Link, that old rogue, the only chosen one of Hyrule, he's done "every evil deed" except for rescuing the princess. He robs camps, blasts fish in rivers, tries to ride horses, and even cuts down apple trees when he happens to be under one...

The people of Hyrule, because of his awakening, have been living in misery ever since.

Just imagine yourself enjoying the shade of a tree, and then some old rogue falls from the sky and cuts down your tree, and you still want something good in return... Lin Tian shuddered.

He never wants to go to Hyrule unless he's Link!

Animal Crossing is different. It's a simulation game made by Nintendo. Players don't have to fight in the game, but they can do whatever they want on their own island, such as planting flowers, digging for fossils, catching insects, fishing and diving, planting trees and building houses, etc.

Lin Tian's favorite thing to do on his island is to make furniture and DIY clothes using the various materials he collects.

He hates fishing the most.

This is certainly not because he only catches the most common bass every time.

Absolutely not!

absolute!

For Link right now, Animal Crossing is like paradise. He can spend his free time planting flowers, fishing, and escaping the hustle and bustle of the city, enjoying a blissful retirement life.

"We will live together on your adorable Rabbit Island and provide assistance to the residents! Once you become the island owner, we will be residents of the same island. We look forward to your guidance in the future!"

Please give me your guidance!

"What?! An adorable rabbit island?!?"

Upon hearing Xiaodou mention the name of the island, Lin Tian, ​​who had initially accepted the idea of ​​spending his leisurely retirement life on the island, suddenly blushed with embarrassment.

If he hadn't been all alone, he might have died on the spot.

Cute bunny... This is the name Lin Tian created for his island when he played Animal Crossing with his ex-girlfriend.

Link couldn't figure out why the island's name was still the same even after he transmigrated into the game... If other people came to live on his island in the future, and they found out that the island's name was "Adorable Rabbit," how would they look at him?

The thought alone made Lin Tian feel an urge to find a hole and crawl into it.

"Hey, Little Bean! Can the name of this island be changed?"

Link decided to rename the island so that no one would know it was called "Cute Rabbit."

"I'm sorry, Lin Tian! The name of the island has already been decided and cannot be changed!"

Tanuki Koko squinted its crescent-shaped eyes and looked at Lin Tian with a big smile. This indicates that the island's name cannot be changed from its creation.

Is it really true?

"really!"

"Sure?"

"Sure!"

"Can I go to another island?"

"cannot!"

"why?"

"There is only this one island."

Unconvinced, Lin Tian continued to press for answers, but received the same response as before.

'really...'

Upon hearing this terrible news, Lin Tian lightly patted his forehead, closed his eyes slightly, and smiled bitterly.

"Fine, it's normal for a tough guy to have a girlish heart. Cute rabbit it is then. Anyway, I'm an island, and anyone who laughs at this name, I'll turn them into fish feed!"

A few seconds later, Lin Tian could only accept the fact. Since he had already transmigrated, being able to live a second life was already an immense stroke of luck.

Being picky and nitpicky is petty and shows a narrow-minded perspective.

After fully accepting the fact that he had become the island's owner, Lin Tian raised his head and looked at Xiaodou and Xiaoli seriously, asking the question he most wanted to know in a solemn tone.

"You two, as residents of my island, can you honestly tell me why I came here? The plane I was on clearly crashed. I vaguely remember the emergency exit next to me breaking down, and I was sucked out of the cabin by the strong airflow and hit the wing..."

Recalling the scene of his death, Lin Tian felt as if he were there, and his body once again felt intense pain.

“I’m sorry, Lin Tian. We don’t know what happened to you before. All we know is that you are the owner of this island and you have a ticket to get here.”

"Therefore, you are the owner of this island, and we will help you and your residents live happily on this island."

"Don't think about those bad things anymore. Island life will make you forget your pain and feel happy."

"We will ensure you live happily here."

Xiaodou and Xiaoli noticed that Lin Tian was in great pain and gently explained why he had come here, while comforting him.

Xiaodou pulled out a few tissues from the tissue box beside her and handed them to Lin Tian so he could wipe the sweat from his forehead.

......

Chapter Two: Please Give Me a Chance, I Would Choose to Stay Home

What are the flight tickets to get here?

After regaining his composure, Lin Tian grasped a key word in Xiaodou's words: "airfare".

"Oh, it's that mileage travel voucher my uncle gave me. I never expected that a game-related item would actually be real..."

Lin Tian, ​​a native-born Chinese, had never been to any other country.

The main reason he took an international flight this time was that his uncle, who lives abroad, mailed him a wedding invitation.

"It's the 21st century, and they're still using paper invitations... Do I, this uncle, live in the Stone Age?"

This was Lin Tian's first thought upon receiving the wedding invitation...

Lin Tian didn't want to go to his uncle's wedding, whom he had never met. First, he wasn't familiar with the place; second, it was too far away, one in the Northern Hemisphere and the other in the Southern Hemisphere, requiring a 12-hour international flight.

Just as he was about to refuse, he discovered that there was something else in the envelope!

In addition to inviting him to the wedding, the envelope also contained a "Nook Miles Travel Ticket" from the Animal Crossing game, a limited edition item with only 200 available worldwide.

Lin Tian was disappointed that he couldn't buy one for some reason, but now that the uncle he had never met actually gave him one, he felt what it meant to have a windfall.

Besides the Animal Crossing Nook Miles Travel Voucher, there was also a greeting card with a photo of a room full of figurines on the front and a message from his uncle on the back.

The gist of it is that if Lin Tian comes over, he will be given a private island.

Private island?

This didn't hold much appeal for Lin Tian, ​​since he believed that China was the most suitable place to live, and everything else was inferior.

But the room full of figurines dazzled Lin Tian, ​​clouding his judgment and causing him to change his mind at lightning speed and decide to go to his uncle's wedding.

Swarovski has released crystal figures from Fist of the North Star, gold Gundam figures, the True Sagittarius Gold Cloth figure, pure gold Godzilla... and other limited-edition figures that made Lin Tian's mouth water...

Private islands, none of that matters!

What Lin Tian desired most was to get a few limited-edition figurines from his uncle.

"So my uncle is really mysterious, he actually has a real plane ticket... I wonder who he is..."

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