Daily life of a teacher in the martial arts department

Mu Nandong looked around and finally said softly, "Summer vacation is no different from regular days, so don't slack off on your studies."

With a cold expression, he handed the microphone to a magic teacher and stepped down from the stage.

Jiu Yi breathed a long sigh of relief. Ying Qin Guan resumed breathing without Jiu Yi noticing. The students below breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed their posture.

The teacher from the magic department who came on stage was a purple-haired woman who looked to be about 1.7 meters tall and wore an ancient mage's hat. She picked up the microphone and said nonchalantly, "Teacher Mu is right, pass."

Then... she turned around, put the microphone on the table, and stepped down from the stage.

here we go?

ended.

Wardfuck?

Not to mention the students below, even Ying Qin Guan was almost stunned. It wasn't until the people from the Martial Arts Department reacted that they realized it was their department's turn.

"Oh no, Mu Nandong is too scary! We haven't even had a chance to discuss who should go up and speak!"

"I don't want to go up..."

"Wu Changying is not here."

"Oh, anyone can go. The whole school is waiting for us."

The martial arts teachers chattered amongst themselves. When Ji Fa heard the last sentence, his eyes lit up. He coughed lightly, took a deep breath, and was about to say something when Ying Qin Guan, quick-witted and agile, realized Ji Fa intended to torment the entire school. After a painful internal struggle, he finally decided to sacrifice himself to save the entire Imperial Academy. Before Ji Fa could speak, he darted forward like a dragon, instantly rushing to the platform.

Just as Ji Fa began to speak, "Since no one is willing to go up, why don't I go? I also have something to say. What do you all think—"

Before she could finish speaking, someone nudged her shoulder, gesturing for her to look at the platform... Ying Qin Guan was already up there.

Ji Fa: w（?Д?）w

Meanwhile, on Ying Qin Pass's side, although he was on stage, he didn't know what to say. Holding the microphone, facing the gazes of the students from the four major departments, he felt inexplicably nervous.

He stood on the stage for thirty seconds, his mind a complete blank, unable to think of anything to say. But with so many people watching, he couldn't just stand there frozen. Ying Qin Guan brought the microphone to his lips, his mind still a jumble, and tentatively began:

"During summer vacation...please come visit me and the principal at the board game arcade more often, okay?"

..

The entire playground fell silent for a moment.

The next moment, everyone gave their own reaction.

"Well, I think so too, but is it really appropriate to say it out loud..."

"Hehe, the woman could certainly consider it."

"Tsk... I knew this guy wouldn't say anything worthwhile."

"Haha, you truly live up to your reputation as Teacher Ying!"

"Ah, I'm so envious. I wish I could play cards every day during summer vacation."

"This is far too lazy..."

".."

"What kind of awful statement is this? This guy is just messing around. I would have been better off speaking. Seriously, this opportunity has been completely wasted..."

On the playground, students and teachers were shocked by Ying Qin Guan's outrageous speech. There was a lot of noise and a joyful atmosphere. Ying Qin Guan, whose performance on the spot could only be described as tragic, sighed, put down the microphone with a sense of despair, and walked off the stage in a dejected manner.

The late June sun shone on the playground as students scattered to prepare for the upcoming summer vacation.

The dust particles in the air shimmered with a hint of gold, bringing with them a touch of summer.

Here's a group number (secretly)

—It was supposed to be time for a summary at the end of the volume, but nothing major happened in this volume, so let me just say a few words.

Seeing so many people constantly bashing Ying Qin Guan as a platypus makes me very sad. It's 2021 already, do the remaining people not have keyboards?

【God? Platypus】

Physical strength: 1

Era: Modern

【Stubborn】: When you enter a near-death state, you can stubbornly say that you are not dead and stay on the field to continue playing cards. Using this repeatedly may result in being attacked.

【Shifting the Blame】: After losing a game, you can choose a character and shift the blame onto them. If it is a non-face-to-face ranked match, the character will bear the points you lost, but there is a risk of being attacked.

[Hexagonal Warrior]: You always win in real-person battles.

(Come on! Let's do a debriefing!)

Cough cough...

I'm secretly posting a group number here; it's actually hidden in Ying Qin Guan's bank account, but unfortunately, no one has noticed.

882351525

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Chapter One: Miss Zhao Yunxian Arrives Uninvited

"She could one-shot me with only five health points?!"

"Five drops of blood, and she can kill me instantly. I'll eat this blackboard right now!"

"One card, five health points, and I still had Dodge in my hand, and she killed me instantly?!"

"Two Wu Zhong cards? Two Wu Zhong cards to kill, double dodge, Wu Gu, and she even got a powerful attack shot from Wu Gu?!"

Inside the Wan Shi House, Yu Xietian and Ying Qin Guan sat facing each other, their faces showing worry, looking at the somewhat half-mad Shen Xin.

"She's been like this ever since the Allure Cup ended..."

Ying Qin Guan squinted and said, "Whose fault is it? It's because she's incompetent. She's incompetent but refuses to accept reality. Why bother with this kind of overgrown child?"

Upon hearing this, Shenxin flew into a rage and slammed his hand down on the blackboard.

Ying Qin Guan glanced over and saw Shen Xin's body stiffen, causing her to fall backward. Yu Xie Tian flicked his finger and sent out a divine light, changing the direction she fell and causing her to land on the sofa.

Shenxin, perhaps unable to bear the humiliation, was unable to rise again.

If you think you're being silly, don't forget the little girl who tried to challenge the most perfect hexagonal martial artist in history, Ying Qin Guan, with a blackboard.

"How's the matter I asked you to investigate going?"

Although Ying Qin Guan was also concerned about the sound card, he inexplicably let it go because Ye Qu got the last card. Now he came to the Yorozuya to find out about Zhao Yunxian.

During the graduation party, he commissioned Yorozuya to investigate Zhao Yunxian—the author of the Travelogue of the Nameless Swordsman of Southern Qin—but he hadn't received any news. Thinking that Yorozuya might be slacking off, he came to their office to urge them on.

Yu Xietian shook his head and said, "You didn't specify which year it was. There are too many targets, making it difficult for me to investigate. Of course, the main issue is that I'm having some cash flow problems..."

High emotional intelligence: There was a problem with cash flow.

Low emotional intelligence: With your meager funds, it's difficult for me to do anything for you.

Ying Qin Guan failed to grasp Yu Xietian's implied meaning and sighed, "Don't let me catch this girl, or I'll lock her in the basement and make her write 100,000 words a day..."

Just as Ying Qin was rambling on, a knock came at the door.

"Excuse me... is this the Yorozuya? Is anyone here?"

"We have guests." Yu Xietian's spirits lifted, and he said, "Please come in, please come in..."

He hurriedly opened the door, and outside stood a woman who looked rather unwell.

She looked to be around twenty-three or twenty-four years old, giving off a youthful vibe, and you could tell she had a good foundation. However, her skin was pale, she had heavy dark circles under her eyes, her shoulders looked listless, and she was slightly hunched over, making her look particularly颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of being listless, dispirited, or颓废) like someone who has spent twenty years in a hikikomori (a university where people stay at home to study).

"Please come in, please come in," Yu Xietian said warmly. "Please have a seat."

The other person hesitated before entering and said, "Someone introduced you to me..."

"We are professionals! The person who introduces us to you will become your lifelong friend!"

"He said that although you guys are unreliable, you won't get paid if the task isn't completed, so why not give it a try..."

Yu Xietian's face darkened, Ying Qin Guan chuckled, and Shen Xin, who was lying on the ground, did not move but picked up the small blackboard.

"To be honest, that's true."

"Um... are these two also your employees?"

The woman hesitated as she looked at Ying Qin Guan, who was sitting with his arms crossed and legs crossed, and Shen Xin, who was lying on the sofa like a corpse. She felt even more that Yorozuya was unreliable.

"Ah...this is him, that's my customer. We were just discussing business. This gentleman is also a regular customer of ours, and he's very satisfied with our services, isn't he!"

Yu Xietian looked at Ying Qin Pass and frantically gave him meaningful glances.

Ying Qin Guan gave a thumbs up and said heartily, "Yeah, they always fail anyway, so they don't have to pay us anything!"

Harming others without benefiting oneself—that's the way of forbearance in Ying Qin Pass!

Yu Xietian immediately showed a pained expression, but before he could speak, Ying Qin Guan spoke again.

"Haha, just kidding, they still get paid even if they fail."

Maybe you should just shut up...

Yu Xietian sighed deeply, knowing he shouldn't have relied on Ying Qinguan. He looked at the guest sincerely and said, "Why don't you tell me the specifics of the commission first?"

The woman hesitated before sitting down.

Yu Xietian immediately looked at Ying Qin Guan with an unfriendly expression. He now strongly suspected that Ying Qin Guan would make fun of him, and said, "What are you still sitting here for? What follows is a trade secret."

"No...it's alright." The woman sighed, "My problem is a bit complicated. Having more people involved might just mean having more options."

"No, no, no, this guy's life experience will absolutely not be of any help to you..."

Shen Xin raised the small blackboard at just the right moment, but was glared at by Ying Qin Guan. Her body twitched, and she put it down again.

"Um, my name is Yu Xietian... May I ask your name, Miss?" Yu Xietian asked.

The other person replied, "Zhao Yunxian."

"Zhao Yunxian, right? What a strange name. I understand, Miss Zhao... wait, Zhao Yun... Xian?"

Yu Xietian looked at the other person, Ying Qin Guan raised his eyebrows slightly, exerted his divine power, sat up from the sofa, and looked intently at the woman.

Zhao Yunxian?!