Daily life of a teacher in the martial arts department

The Nephalem patiently explained that although it was a lie, the truth could only be seen by leaving the pit and going to other pits. For the time being, it was a lie that could not be exposed.

"Really?" But this lie was still too outrageous, and Ying Qin Guan was very skeptical. "Could such a thing really happen?"

"You don't understand, do you? The higher-ups are planning to turn this place into a trendy toilet, and the first step is toilet paper, this kind of blind box toilet paper experience. But this is the only one in the entire Seven Luminaries, although the moat is a bit low..." Nephalem paused, and then said naturally, "Can you show me what kind of paper you have? Mine, although it's not sandpaper, is still a bit rough. You know me, I'm a picky person."

See you in the picture!

The Nephalem finally revealed their true purpose.

Forget about toilet paper blind boxes and trendy toilets, it's all nonsense! He just wants Ying Qin Guan's toilet paper!

Normally, the Nephalem would have just asked for it without a second thought, but what kind of situation is this now?!

The two sides are currently engaged in a fierce battle!

Don't be fooled by how well he's chatting with Ying Qin Guan now; once they get outside, everyone'll be fighting tooth and nail over the sound cards!

Under these circumstances, Nephalem had reason to suspect that Ying Qin Guan wouldn't give him toilet paper at all. Therefore, he couldn't reveal that he didn't have enough paper, so he used the excuse that the paper was rather rough to trick Ying Qin Guan into giving him the toilet paper!

If Ying Qin Guan knew I had no paper, he definitely wouldn't give it to me and would just leave me here to die. But now I'm pretending the paper is rather rough, so he probably won't break ties with me over something like this. That's right, my thinking is very clear...

Nephalem eagerly awaited Ying Qin Guan's reply.

"What is this, you rascal?" Ying Qin Guan's casual voice rang out. "You city folks are so fussy. You wipe your butts, why do you care if the paper is rough or not? You're such a pain. Using leaves for this kind of thing... huh?"

Nephalem heard the sound of Ying Qin Guan's hand touching the paper tube... followed by silence.

A long silence.

After a long, long time, Ying Qin Guan slowly spoke, laughing heartily, "Haha, this paper is really soft, extremely soft. But, Nephalem, actually, a country bumpkin like me isn't used to paper that's too good. I prefer the rough kind. How about this, let's exchange the paper we have. How about it? Come on, I'll count to three, and we'll pass it to each other from below, okay?"

Lies!

The Nephalem almost roared out loud.

You motherfucker! You're lying!

I could tell right away that you didn't have any paper at all, and even if you did, it wouldn't be enough! And you had to count to three? Did you think this was a hostage exchange between robbers and police?! If you had enough paper, you wouldn't be saying this!

Saying you like rough paper?! You just want to steal my paper! What kind of bullshit exchange is this? You're just trying to take away my hope of life by force!

Nephalem clutched his last remaining toilet paper.

Stop joking... Even if it means death, he'll protect his toilet paper!

"Nephalem?" Ying Qin Guan called out tentatively. "How about it? This is a good thing for you, isn't it? Look, I'm sacrificing myself to use rough paper so that you can use the good paper."

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".."

Nephalem fell silent. Since he didn't speak, Ying Qin Guan naturally couldn't say anything either.

Finally, Nephalem spoke. He realized that stubbornness was useless in the face of their predicament; they needed to combine their strength to break through. He whispered, "Ying Qin Guan... actually, you don't have enough paper either!"

"!" Ying Qin Guan rushed over immediately, retorting angrily, "Bullshit! I have plenty of paper, I've long since achieved toilet paper freedom!"

"...I don't believe it."

"Hmph..." Ying Qin Guan sneered coldly, "Whether you believe it or not, what does it have to do with Ji... or me!"

Nephalem squinted and said, "Then if you're so capable, go outside. Go outside after you've finished relieving yourself."

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A moment later, the platypus started to be stubborn.

"I haven't finished pooping!"

"Stop being stubborn! Ying Qin Guan!" Nephalem shouted. "This won't do either of us any good. The important thing now is how to get out of this toilet. You don't want to drown here, do you?"

"..." Ying Qin Guan began with difficulty, saying, "My paper is actually barely enough... but I'm a man of principle, so why don't you tell me first what you plan to do?"

Naifeitian, appealing to both emotion and reason, said in a deep voice:

"It's like this, although one person doesn't have enough paper, as the saying goes, many hands make light work. As long as we pool our strength, we can overcome this difficulty. Think about it, if we stay here now, it's a lose-lose situation. Our group is in the top two in points; if we lose, all hope of victory will be lost. So, instead of wasting time here, let's temporarily join forces and get through this together..."

"so.."

"Can I borrow your paper for a bit, Ying Qin Guan? As soon as I get out, I'll pull out all the paper from the other stalls and give it to you!"

Chapter Eleven: The Invincible Warrior

Do you think I, Ying Qin Guan, would believe your nonsense?

Ying Qin sneered inwardly.

Who is this person, Naifeitian?

He wasn't as obsessed with Time-Space Kill as Ying Qin Guan and Jiu Yi; he only played it occasionally. Even so, when playing cards, he would force Silver Mouth to play. For someone like him, there was nothing he wouldn't do to win. If Nephalem had drawn the confession slip, he probably would have even sought out someone of the same sex to ensure he was rejected, just to guarantee he could complete the mission.

If such a person were to obtain the last bit of toilet paper he had...

Ying Qin Guan had no doubt that the Nephalem would choose to run away as soon as it got the paper, leaving itself in this deadly forbidden zone!

Therefore, the one who should hand over the paper is not me, Ying Qin Guan, but you, Nephalem!

Of course, this cannot be said aloud.

Faced with an unprecedented survival crisis, Ying Qin Guan's mind raced, trying to figure out how to get the Nephalem to hand over the paper. He couldn't just say that the Nephalem was competitive, just as he wouldn't allow others to say that he was stubborn... It's just that the Nephalem was genuinely competitive, while he wasn't stubborn; it was all slander from others!

At this critical moment, Ying Qin Guan couldn't afford to think too much. He could only speak, pondering as he spoke, "Nephalem, what you said makes sense, but I think..."

Ying Qin Guan's mind raced, but at this juncture, facing such an internal predicament, both sides were locked in a game where mutual trust was the only way to achieve a win-win situation. Even more fatal was the fact that even if you trusted the other, they could betray you for greater gain; in this game, all words were utter nonsense.

Betrayal is the greatest gain!

In this situation, persuasive tactics are no longer useful!

Although Ying Qin Guan hadn't studied game theory, perhaps because he had traded some of his resistance for intelligence, he had actually figured it out. But figuring it out was useless; the Nephalem had made the request precisely because they had figured it out. So, faced with this request, what could Ying Qin Guan do besides dryly requesting to return?

The answer is...

sand..

The sound of toilet paper scraping against skin filled the air, and Nefertari's face gradually stiffened.

Ying Qin Guan's nonchalant yet utterly disdainful voice rang out.

"Oh? You mean toilet paper? Sorry, you're a bit late. I just used up all my toilet paper. But it doesn't seem to be completely clean, though it's almost gone... Nephalem, I can't give you any more. But you can give me some, so give me yours and I'll go out and find you some other paper. That's the same thing!"

Lies!

The Nephalem was furious! God the hell was too late! You responded right after I finished speaking, and then you thought for a long time before using up your paper. God the hell just happened to use it up!

Ying Qin Guan! You are truly despicable now!

Why are the Nephalem so angry?

Because Ying Qin's move was simply too ruthless.

In this game, there are three possible outcomes: one is that neither of them hands over the paper and they both die; another is that one of them hands over the paper and is then betrayed; and the last is that one person hands over the paper and both are saved. If we break it down further, the second and third outcomes each have two branches, but the meaning is the same.

Ying Qin Guan chose to... directly abolish the option of handing over the paper in the second and third endings!

He made himself invincible!

Either I betray you, or I save you; the power is in my hands! You have no choice but to hand over your paper and wait for my decision, or we'll all die together!

Nephalem was sweating profusely. It seemed that he really had no choice but to hand over the paper, otherwise they could only wait to die together.

But Nephalem shares the same concerns as Ying Qin Guan: they're in the middle of a competition, so will Ying Qin Guan really help him?

Or are we just going to give up and drag Ying Qin Pass down here too?

The Nephalem pondered...

Is there any other way...?

Do I have any paper on me?

money?

Before the competition started, the money on my body was held by the production team. But Nephalem still had ten pounds left, and even someone as illiterate as Ying Qin Guan knew that damaging money was illegal... By the way, is it illegal to wipe your butt with banknotes?

Nephalem thought about it for a moment and decided that it should be illegal, since money that had been touched by that thing would definitely not be able to circulate normally.

Moreover, the feel and thickness of banknotes... Nephalem cannot trust them!

Besides paper money, the Nephalem had nothing else to solve their problems.

Does this mean... we really have no choice but to submit to the Qin Pass?

To entrust one's fate to others?

Do not!

Nephalem's expression suddenly became incredibly resolute.

A truly strong person is one who can endure what others cannot endure, and at the same time accomplish what others cannot accomplish.

"Hurry up and hand over the paper! Nephalem, don't be so selfish! Trust in the power of your companions!"

Ying Qin, believing himself to be invincible, was still clamoring from the sidelines.

But he ultimately underestimated the Nephalem's desire for victory. This man was fiercely competitive throughout his life, always striving to be number one, never bowing down in defeat, and never compromising.

Therefore, the Nephalem made a move that Ying Qin Guan could not have imagined.

sand..

He... actually used up his own paper too!

Ying Qin Guan was terrified. "What are you doing! Are you just giving up?! This way, we'll all be finished!"

“No…” Nephalem’s voice was low and hoarse, carrying a fearless courage, “The only one who is gone is you. A person with courage in their heart will not stay here.”

Then... he stood up.

That little bit of paper is definitely not enough to clean it properly.

Moreover, Nephalem didn't pull up his pants; he simply straightened up, right there in front of Ying Qin Guan's shocked gaze.

Like a true warrior.