Moe Girl Guardians

"I'm not afraid of them at all!" The girl fiercely swung her fist at the sky.

"My grandfather died in a natural disaster sent by the gods; even in death, I will never believe in them."

“…I’m sorry,” Enkidu apologized somewhat dejectedly. She hadn’t expected that the gods would be seen this way by people.

"It's alright, it's all over now, don't worry, sister. As long as we're in the city, we're absolutely safe. And let me tell you a secret: the Holy Master is also known as the Great Sage. He founded a school of magic and is the progenitor of magic. As long as he's still alive, Uruk is absolutely safe. Besides, the new king's abilities can counter the gods, so even if they come, we're not afraid." The girl's cheerful demeanor returned, and she began to comfort Enkidu. (To be continued...)

P.S.: Wow, only four days left until vacation! I can't wait!

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Chapter 212 Good Morning Kiss (Biting)

After bidding farewell to the girl, Enkidu found a secluded spot and entered the Moon Tower area. Knowing his status within the city, he figured entering directly would likely cause discontent.

As soon as they entered the Moon Tower, they heard a muffled thud from upstairs, followed by a mournful cry.

Enkidu frowned slightly. Although she knew that nothing could possibly happen here, she still subconsciously quickened her pace and headed toward the source of the sound.

The Moon Tower wasn't very large, and the sound wasn't far from where she was. Enkidu quickly went up two floors and entered a bedroom. The sound was coming from there. The scene inside surprised her, and she didn't know how to react.

Inside the bedroom, Ye Yue was pulling the blankets tightly up on the bed, her eyes twitching slightly, looking somewhat agitated. The source of the noise was Wu Feng, who was in close contact with the ground. From the back, Wu Feng was only wearing underwear, with most of his fair, snow-white skin exposed.

If outsiders could see what was inside, they would surely be able to deduce the truth of the matter...

“Even this won’t work…” Standing on the bed, Ye Yue covered her face and sighed. Looking at the person on the ground who was making soft breathing sounds, she made a decision in her heart. Her eyes changed, revealing a sharp edge. She loosened her grip and released the blanket she had been holding, revealing the black and white maid outfit underneath. She bent her legs slightly and then easily leaped up, her small feet wrapped in black stockings forcefully stepping on Wu Feng’s back.

Then a mournful cry rang out again, and the person beneath Night Moon's feet finally awoke from the blow...

"Ouch, that hurts! Can't Ye Yue be a little more obedient? Would it kill you to let me sleep for two more hours..." After Ye Yue's powerful leap, Wu Feng, finally feeling a bit more awake from his close contact with her, rubbed his eyes and said, still somewhat sleepy.

Ye Yue leaped over Wu Feng's head, landed on her own shoes, turned around, and squatted down. She playfully cradled her head in her hands and said, "No, Sister Shen Yue repeatedly told me to wake Senior up, otherwise he'll definitely stay up until midnight again."

That's right, the truth just now was that I was being woken up...

Seeing this, Enkidu suddenly thought of the girl from earlier. If that girl saw him like this, she would probably feel her faith crumble...

"Can't you just call out properly...? It's tiring to have to try different methods every time..." Wu Feng said helplessly, sitting up and rubbing his back with one hand. It seemed this wasn't the first time he'd encountered this situation...

"Ye Yue is also puzzled. Why can't I hear you every time I call you, Senior? I have to use some special methods to wake you up. Could it be that you are a masochist?" Ye Yue was also helpless. She had been calling for so many years, but she had never been able to wake Wu Feng up normally. How could he fall off the bed and still be ignored?

"Sister Yue, the task you gave me is so difficult..." Ye Yue thought dejectedly. The requirement that Shen Yue had given her was to make Wu Feng get up in the morning, instead of getting up at night and going to bed in the morning.

At first, when I called Wu Feng, it was fine; he would wake up after a couple of nudges. If I didn't call him, he would wake up on his own in the middle of the night... But it got worse and worse, and recently it seems to have evolved even further; he can't even get out of bed after being pushed... I feel like I'm having the opposite effect?

"You're the masochist! Your whole family are masochists!" Wu Feng grumbled, while simultaneously plotting how to get revenge on Ye Yue.

"This is clearly an anime world. There are far more scientific ways to wake you up, but you insist on resorting to violence. Be careful, or nobody will want you in the future."

"I don't need anyone to take me. I have Sister Yue and the eldest and second young ladies. If all else fails, you can just let Senior have me," Ye Yue replied casually with a smile, then added with some doubt, "What's the more scientific method you mentioned, Senior? If it really works, I can try it next time."

"Hmm, I'll reluctantly accept you then. The proper way to address someone in the world of anime is, of course, to..." Just as Wu Feng was about to say something to tease Ye Yue, he suddenly felt a chill and instantly sobered up.

"Is it called a 'Good Morning Kiss'? Should I try it with you myself?" Behind Enkidu, Shingetsu, emanating black aura, stood there imposingly, leaning on a broom with one hand.

"If possible..." Wu Feng replied instinctively after waking up with a start, perhaps a little too awake.

"Ok!"

"Ahem, a good morning kiss? What's that? I don't know anything about it. Sister Shenyue, don't talk nonsense." Wu Feng looked stiffly at Shenyue in front of him and immediately changed the subject, thankful that he had reacted in time...

His gaze drifted involuntarily, and when it turned to Enkidu, it was as if he had seen a relative. Regardless of why she had appeared or what state he was in, he immediately leaned on her affectionately, "Ah, little Enkidu, what brings you back? Welcome, welcome!" The cheesy tone of his voice made Enkidu shiver instantly.

"...Since there are people here today, I won't say much. Hurry up and get dressed! Xiao En and I will go outside and wait for them." Shen Yue sighed, put one hand to her head, and turned to walk out the door with Enkidu. If there weren't other people around, she really intended to let Wu Feng experience the vampire's [morning kiss (bite)].

Enkidu, who was currently accepting reality, obediently left with Shingetsu. Previously, when Wu Feng was teaching her, he had given her a rather authoritative impression, but his behavior today had significantly changed her opinion of him…

The mysterious holy master rarely appears in public because he sleeps too much and is too lazy to go out...

After the door closed, Wu Feng slumped back to the floor, letting out a sigh of relief as if he had just escaped with his life. He said with lingering fear, "Why has Sister Shenyue's temper been getting worse lately? Is it because of her period...? It's terrifying!"

"Which one is that?" Ye Yue also put on her high boots, curious about what Wu Feng meant. Even she could sense that since arriving in this world, Sister Yue's temper had become a bit explosive, and even she didn't dare to provoke her...

"...No, there's nothing, you know nothing..." Wu Feng said calmly as he put on his clothes. If this got out, he could go back to Gensokyo ahead of time.

"Okay... I guess it must be because you were lazy in bed, and you got your comeuppance." Wu Feng's refusal disappointed Ye Yue, who then made up her own guesses about the reason.

"By the way, senior, what exactly is this 'good morning kiss' that Yue-jie mentioned earlier? Is it the method you mentioned?" The issue of sleeping in made Ye Yue think of Shen Yue's words again.

"Don't think about it, don't consider it... Knowing too much won't do you any good. Don't you know that many people have succeeded in their suicide attempts precisely because they knew too much...?" (To be continued...)

P.S.: Thank you all for the monthly tickets and donations. It's strange, why can't I see who gave the first monthly ticket yesterday...?

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Chapter 213 When Girls Meet Girls

Inside the main hall of the Moon Pavilion, Shen Yue had already placed the lavish meal she had prepared on the table, filling the room with a fragrant aroma. She and Enkidu were waiting for Wu Feng to emerge.

"Why is Enkidu back so soon? Has he finished exploring the other cities?" Shen Yue asked casually. During the time Enkidu was away, she had managed to get some news about Enkidu from Wu Feng.

"Yes, but there are many things I don't understand and I want to ask him." Enkidu nodded slightly and continued to wait in silence.

"Well..." Faced with Enkidu, Shingetsu didn't know what to say.

With a creak, the door opened, and Wu Feng and Ye Yue emerged from the bedroom, having changed their clothes. They were still wearing the special butler's uniform. Shen Yue wouldn't make any other styles for Wu Feng, and Wu Feng was too lazy to make one himself. Since they were staying at home anyway, it didn't make much of a difference, so he just made do with what he had...

"Little Enlai came at just the right time, he's been a great help," Wu Feng said to Enqidu as soon as he sat down, still feeling a little shaken.

"?" Enkidu looked somewhat bewildered, wondering what kind of help he had given him.

"that is……"

"Humph!"

"No... there's nothing there..." Wu Feng had just picked up a piece of roast meat with his chopsticks and was about to explain to Enkidu when a muffled groan came from the side. Shen Yue was staring at him with an extremely dangerous look, which made him immediately stuff the roast meat into his mouth and change his tune.

"Did you come here because of the difference between Uruk and other cities?" Wu Feng asked her casually while eating.

“Yes, after visiting the other cities, I have some questions I'd like to ask again,” Enkidu nodded in response, his voice tinged with confusion.

"No rush. Let's finish eating first. It'll be such a waste if it gets cold," Wu Feng said, stopping Enkidu's question. Wu Feng's chopsticks flew as he began devouring the food on the table.

The food on the table was almost half gone in no time. Shen Yue and Ye Yue, who were used to it, had already prepared a separate portion of what they wanted. They ate it helplessly, even though it had been cold for an hour and they couldn't taste it!

……

Within ten minutes, the table was completely cleared, and Shen Yue tidied up the space to make room for the two of them. She and Ye Yue then went to take care of other matters.

"Alright, what questions do you have, about Uruk and other cities?" Having eaten and drunk his fill, Wu Feng was also satisfied and began to act like a great sage.

Enkidu opened her mouth, then suddenly realized she didn't know how to address him. For the past two days, she had been absorbing everything unilaterally, never actively seeking him out. Thinking about what he had taught her, Enkidu hesitantly whispered, "Teacher."

Wu Feng didn't pay any attention. He answered and got down.

"Teacher... I don't understand," he cried out again, and Enkidu shook his head in confusion.

"Why is it that other cities, despite having divine protection, are developing much slower than Uruk, or rather, far behind, in terms of both people's living standards and their level of power? They're not even on the same level. Why is that?"

In other cities, Enki compared them to Uruk in various ways, and found them to be completely inferior, which puzzled her. Why was there such a big difference between them when they lived on the same land?

"Uruk is indeed quite special, with certain advantages over other cities." Five years of development have already made Uruk far surpass other cities.

“When I came back this time, I heard some reasons why Uruk was able to develop so quickly, and I wanted to confirm them with my teacher.” Enkidu looked at Wu Feng with a hint of curiosity in his eyes, recalling what the girl had said in the early morning.

"A young girl told me that all the changes happened after the teacher arrived here—the reformers, the military, the progenitors of magic, is that true?"

Even with Wu Feng's thick skin, he couldn't help but blush a little in the face of such obvious praise.

"I'd like to ask if there's any way to make other cities like Uruk?" Wu Feng's reaction spoke volumes to Enkidu, who then continued speaking to him.

"That's difficult," Wu Feng rejected Enkidu's words without hesitation, and then asked her in return, "Does Enkidu know what the most important foundation for Uruk's prosperity is?"

"Isn't the foundation the teacher?"

“Not entirely. Uruk already had a certain foundation, which is why I was able to develop it. Even if all of Uruk's methods were transplanted to other cities, it would be impossible to create a new Uruk. It might even destroy that city,” Wu Feng said, half-denyingly, without denying his own role…

"The most important foundation of Uruk is that it does not believe in God!" Wu Feng said, looking at Enkidu, word by word.

“All of Uruk’s policies, more or less, involve the issue of God. The idea of ​​divine right of kings and the supremacy of the gods has been completely denied. Implementing these policies would mean that the city is gradually turning towards disbelief in God, so they are impossible to implement. If they could be implemented, I would be more than happy to see them,” Wu Feng said, rubbing Enkidu’s long, emerald-green hair.

It was clear that Wu Feng's words had dealt a heavy blow to Enkidu. She lowered her head in disappointment, knowing that, as Wu Feng had said, it was destined to be impossible to promote. Promotion meant the weakening of the gods, and even if they used force, they would never allow it to happen.

She was created by God and naturally stood there at first, but everything she saw puzzled her. She received mostly negative messages from God and did nothing but take. Should humans really not believe in God?

But this behavior made Wu Feng very happy, at least there was a possibility of deceiving them.

Just as Enkidu was feeling disappointed, the pendant around her neck suddenly moved, causing her to turn around and look at the stairs, where the sound of footsteps was gradually coming up from below.

A few seconds later, a blonde girl dressed in white arrived on this floor and stared straight at the scene. Wu Feng rubbed the head of a green-haired girl, who was staring at him curiously. She sensed a very familiar aura from the girl.

Enkidu also looked at the girl Gilgamesh, a vague idea forming in his mind: was this the person she was going to take back? But her appearance seemed somewhat different from what the god had told him…

"Huh? Why is Jill back early?" Wu Feng could immediately sense anyone entering the Moon Tower, so he naturally knew that Jill had returned. He was just a little curious as to why she had returned so soon.

"Gil? Teacher, is she the one I'm looking for?" Enkidu suddenly remembered what her original mission was: to bring Gilgamesh back to his original path or to heaven. However, some of Wu Feng's actions made her suspicious, so she turned around and asked him.

"Teacher!! Why does she call you teacher?!" Before Wu Feng could answer, Enkidu's words had already triggered someone's nerves, and they shouted it out first. (To be continued...)

P.S.: Thank you everyone for the monthly tickets and thank you Qi Guan Xuan Qi for the donation!

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Chapter 214 The Gap

Upon receiving news from Raubaba, Jill led her men to attack Kish City as quickly as possible.

Human strength has its limits. The Uruk army was far superior to the Kish army, and was led by a king capable of killing gods. The Kish army witnessed the collapse of their faith and their morale plummeted. Under such overwhelming contrast, no matter how wise the Kish king was, there was no way to turn the tide, and they resigned themselves to their fate.

After capturing Kish, Jill destroyed the statue of Ashur, the god of war, completely extinguishing his last hope. She then immediately returned to Uruk alone, intending to explain the situation of Lao Baba to Wu Feng. With the strength of the Uruk army, unless there was another allied attack, there was no hope of taking it even if he was not there. Unexpectedly, she saw a scene that made her convulse as soon as they met.

Wu Feng was stroking someone she didn't recognize. The person gave her a very familiar feeling. If they met in a different place, they might become friends. But before what was about to happen, everything else was irrelevant!

"Teacher!! Why does she call you teacher?!" Before Wu Feng could answer, Enkidu's words had already triggered someone's nerves, and he shouted out in anger first.

Before this, the teacher had only ever had one student, Jill. What was going on with this new student appearing so soon after she left?! And they were even showing off their relationship in front of her! It felt like something important had been stolen from Jill, making her inexplicably unhappy!

Jill had forgotten how reluctant she had been to become her apprentice in the first place...

"A teacher is a teacher, what do you mean by 'why'?" Enki added fuel to the fire without understanding, and said indifferently. Although the person in front of her gave her a familiar feeling, her words made Enki feel suffocated, so she couldn't help but speak out.

“That’s my teacher. Not yours!” Enkidu’s nonchalant attitude made Gil even more annoyed. Her pretty face twitched slightly as she said firmly.