Moe Girl Guardians

"Lord Lingjiu, please give me your phone, and I'll open it for you right away!" Ji Haitang looked at her specially made phone with great excitement. It seemed that her dream hadn't been completely shattered yet.

Ling Jiu Yi Lin confidently handed the phone to Ji Hai Tang Ji. With her prepared, it would be difficult for even Wen Wen to destroy the phone, let alone Ji Hai Tang Ji.

Ji Haitang excitedly hugged the phone to her chest after getting it, spun around happily, and then tapped around on the phone. It seemed that the encryption was still hidden in a secret place. After a while, she finally fixed it and put it in front of Ling Jiu Yilin.

"Thank you, Lord Lingjiu, for helping me find my phone. This is the top-secret information I captured," she said to Lingjiu Yilin in a clear voice.

"I happened to pass by Wenwen's house today and saw that their door was open, so I went in to take a look. Then I discovered a shocking scene. Youfeng and Wenwen had started a secret relationship sometime during the day. After being discovered, they planned to kill me. If Lord Lingjiu hadn't arrived early, I would have been covered up." Even a lousy reporter is still a reporter after all, and still has some characteristics. Ji Haitang was talking nonsense to Lingjiu Yilin with a very serious face.

Then he pulled up the photos and showed them to Lingjiu Yilin.

"Holy crap..." Wu Feng covered his face with both hands. If it weren't for the Great Tengu being there, he would have really wanted to cover up the crime and kill him with an umbrella! This is ridiculous! If you really wanted to cover up the crime, would you have actually walked out of that house to ask for help...?

Okay, at least I admit you're a competent journalist; you possess the basic qualities of a journalist...

After seeing the photos, Lingjiu Yilin's cute, loli-like face immediately showed a strange expression, shifting between Wu Feng and Wenwen in a peculiar way.

"Although I'd heard that you and Youfeng had a good relationship, I didn't expect it to get to this point so quickly..." Lingjiu Yilin said with slight surprise.

In her memory, the two had known each other for less than a hundred years, which was not a long time for her, who had lived for thousands or tens of thousands of years. She never expected that they would almost reach the point of sleeping together!

After seeing that picture, no one would believe there wasn't a misunderstanding.

"Lord Lingjiu, give me some time. I think I can explain this..." Wenwen said anxiously, her brain racing to come up with a reasonable explanation.

"An explanation?" Lingjiu Yilin waited patiently for Wenwen's answer, after all, she couldn't make a complete judgment based on just one side's opinion.

"Well, Youfeng, um, oh right, he came to discuss the next issue of Wenwen's news with me, and we went over some material together, but somehow... it turned out like that..." Wenwen explained weakly, not even knowing what she was saying after that...

Perhaps because he makes up so many lies in his daily life, he becomes confused and illogical when it comes to telling the truth.

"My dear lady, aren't you just making things worse by applying more makeup?" Wu Feng covered his face and said in a low voice, speechless.

"If you're so capable, then explain it to me!" Wenwen glared at Wu Feng with dissatisfaction. If it weren't for you, why would you have so many problems?

"I'm not good at lying. Just use the same feeling you have when you're writing news. Just make up a reasonable excuse." Wu Feng said to Wenwen with a sense of exasperation. She had written so many news stories before. Why didn't she just use a little bit of that feeling from back then?

"Are you sure? If you really do that, I won't take responsibility for the consequences," Wenwen's lips twitched as she asked Wu Feng.

(Rolling around~ Rolling around~, ​​so many votes last night~ Keep up the good work o(n_n)o)

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Chapter 174 After taking this photo, I'll go back and get married.

"Are you sure? If you really do that, I won't take responsibility for the consequences," Wenwen's lips twitched as she asked Wu Feng.

"...Never mind." After thinking about what Wenwen usually wrote...Wu Feng twitched and wisely chose to give up. If she really wrote it, she might even drag Ji Haitang into it, creating a love triangle...

"Hmm, I understand. So you two are already together, right?" Seeing Wenwen and Youfeng's unusually "intimate" actions, Lingjiu Yilin nodded thoughtfully. It was so clear coming from the person involved. Under the guise of discussing the next news, they came to meet secretly, and then almost got caught having sex. Lingjiu Yilin had already imagined the general course of events.

"Speaking of which, when did you two get together? You've only known each other for the last two hundred years," Lingjiu Yilin suddenly asked curiously.

"Lord Lingjiu, please give me a little more time... I'm sure I can explain it clearly..." Wenwen's smile was a bit forced. It was indeed a misunderstanding. How could she possibly explain it clearly?

"...After all, she's a **. It's okay if she doesn't want to talk about it. I understand, I understand." Lingjiu Yilin saw that Wenwen blushed with embarrassment (anger) when she spoke, so she stopped asking and then turned to Ji Haitang beside her and scolded her with a stern face.

"Haitang, you too! They were a couple, why were you barging in and taking secret photos? No wonder they're trying to silence you."

"I've deleted the photo." To Ji Haitang's utter astonishment, Ling Jiu Yilin pressed the delete button, completely erasing the photo.

Wu Feng and Wenwen both looked relieved. Even if Ling Jiu Yilin had misunderstood, it was all worth it.

"Lord Ootengu, if there's nothing else, I'll be leaving now." Seeing that the things were destroyed, Wu Feng was too lazy to explain, since the problem had already been solved.

"Youfeng, don't go yet. I have something to discuss with you two." Just as Wu Feng was about to leave, Lingjiu Yilin suddenly called out to him and also called out to Wenwen.

“Now that you two have established a relationship and are almost at the final stage, shouldn’t you get married?” Lingjiu Yilin said to the two of them with shining eyes.

"...Ouch!!! ...

"Wenwen is a well-known reporter in my Tengu clan, her speed is comparable to that of a wind goddess. You, Yufeng, although your strength is a bit lower, are still the butler of Hakugyokurou and the shikigami of Yakumo Yukari. You two are a good match. You can't always be sneaking around meeting in secret, no, I mean discussing news content. Why don't you just settle down and make your relationship official?"

Lingjiu Yilin made this decision after "a long" period of careful consideration. Putting Wenwen and Youfeng together would not only improve the relationship between Youkai Mountain and Baiyulou, but also connect her with the Youkai Sage, killing two birds with one stone. More importantly, the two were in love and it was definitely not something she wanted to do out of boredom! Absolutely not! Because it's important, I have to say it twice!

"Lord Lingjiu, you see, I am a spirit, and not a member of the Tengu clan, so it's not quite appropriate, is it?" The news was so explosive that it took Wu Feng a long time to recover his normal thinking before he protested in a weak manner.

"Relax, relax, our Tengu clan is very lenient in this regard. Race doesn't matter at all, it won't affect our survival. You two can just stay together." Lingjiu Yilin waved her hand, indicating that those things were irrelevant and didn't matter at all. What could be more important than holding a banquet? No, more important than the relationship between the two of them.

"There's one more thing. Actually, I'm not a native of this world. I'm a transmigrator." After a pause, Wu Feng said seriously. He had no choice but to reveal his secret as a transmigrator. He couldn't just ignore it anymore!

"Okay, I understand." Ling Jiu Yilin nodded slightly after hearing this, and then continued to ignore it.

"I'm a time traveler, aren't you going to say anything?!"

Hey, I'm a time traveler! Shouldn't the next thing be a barrage of expressions and attitudes—contempt, disregard, disdain, admiration—before I immediately try to persuade Wenwen to break up with me and resolve the issue? Why is your reaction so calm?

"You think you can hide your secret about being a transmigrator from anyone? So what if you're a transmigrator? It's not a big deal," Lingjiu Yilin said dismissively. She'd seen hundreds, if not thousands, of transmigrators. What was there to be so surprised about? Among the residents that Yakumo Yukari brought in, there were probably countless transmigrators, but they all foolishly went out to feed the monsters after they came in.

"I'm out of ideas," Wu Feng thought helplessly. "Damn it, those seniors are so useless. They're ignoring even the time travelers."

“Lord Lingjiu…actually, there’s really nothing between us,” Wenwen, who had also recovered, said.

"What about that photo from earlier? Don't tell me it was a coincidence, or that Youfeng bullied you." The two's unusual reactions also made Lingjiu Yilin have some questions.

"Don't worry, if Yuu-feng bullies you, even if he is Yakumo Yukari's shikigami, we, the Youkai Mountain, will never let him off so easily." Rei-ru looked at Wen-wen seriously, while a pressure emanated from her towards Wu-feng, as if to say that if he bullies you, he will definitely be taught a lesson.

"Hey! Wenwen, you're not thinking of selling me, are you?" Wu Feng, who was having some difficulty moving due to Ling Jiu Yi Lin's pressure, whispered to Wenwen beside him.

"Just sacrifice yourself for my innocence. Anyway, you're Yakumo Yukari's shikigami, so Ootengu won't do anything to you. It's just talk," Wenwen replied quickly. Judging from this, she was definitely planning to sell Wu Feng out.

"Holy crap, what if I really died?! Why didn't you sacrifice yourself for my safety? It wouldn't have cost you a piece of your body."

"Then my integrity will be completely gone!"

"What's the point of having integrity? Didn't you say it yourself? That stuff is useless; it's just for fooling readers."

"...Alright, integrity is a minor matter, but if things continue like this, I'm worried that I might lose my chastity in the end." Considering what might happen later, Wenwen decided to sell Wu Feng for a good price, hoping to salvage some of her losses. She gave Wu Feng a look, as if to say, "Better to die than to die myself. Farewell."

"Lord Lingjiu, what happened just now was actually..."

Before she could even speak, Wu Feng had already broken through the suppression and pressed himself against Wenwen, bringing them almost to zero distance. He wrapped his arms around her neck and forced Wenwen to turn around.

If you're heartless, don't blame me for being unjust!

(Congratulations to December Moonlit Night for becoming the first sect leader of this book →_→, the day when I criticize you is not far away)

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Chapter 175 I Want to Leave the Group!

"Wenwen, you're not really going to go this far, are you?" Wu Feng said, his arms around Wenwen's neck, their faces almost touching.

In Gensokyo, the only person who could make Wu Feng do this without causing too much of a strange feeling is Aya Shameimaru.

"What else can we do? If we don't say something, that silly little girl will definitely misunderstand. You really want to get married? What's wrong with that? I don't want to die so early!" Wu Feng's "intimate" actions made Wenwen a little uncomfortable. She struggled a couple of times, but unfortunately, she couldn't break free under his divine power. Wenwen glanced at him and said irritably, but there wasn't much rejection in her words.

"That eternal loli is obviously bored out of her mind. Find some gossip to distract her, and then find an excuse to hold a banquet. That should be enough to get by," Wu Feng suggested to Wenwen. Ling Jiu Yilin's expression was so obvious that it was clear at a glance that she was definitely bored out of her mind!

"Do you think Da Tengu won't read my Wenwen news? Ordinary gossip isn't enough for her anymore. It's much simpler to tell the truth. Don't worry, at most you'll get beaten half to death, but your personal safety will be severely compromised." Thinking about what was about to happen, Wenwen suddenly smiled, a smile that sent chills down your spine.

There is absolutely no chance of anyone's personal safety! Holy crap, how much do they hate me?! Wu Feng couldn't even imagine what would happen after he was blown up; the actual scene was too horrible to bear!

"Wenwen, you forced me to do this." Considering the consequences, Wu Feng resolutely decided to use his trump card.

"Tch, you think you can bite me?" He glanced at Wu Feng with disdain, thinking, "Do you think I don't know your guts?"

Holy crap, you shameless reporter, believe me or not I'll really bite you!

"If you dare to betray your teammates, I'll sell that photo to Ji Haitang and have her publish it in the Flower Fruit Newspaper," Wu Feng threatened softly, forcibly suppressing his urge to bite Wenwen.

"Was it really necessary to be so ruthless!" Wenwen's face twitched immediately. She almost forgot that she had given him a backup of the post Wenhua had made. Now she was in trouble!

"If you trick me, don't blame me for biting you. At worst, I'll be beaten half to death and go back. It's not the first time. But I'll definitely make you a legend in Gensokyo." Since this is the only trick left, Wu Feng said in a shameless manner.

"...I'll endure it." Wenwen hesitated for a long time between her integrity and reputation and her chastity. In the end, the scales tipped in favor of her chastity, and she made a difficult choice through gritted teeth.

"Are you sure you don't care about being seen as a goddess by otaku?" Wu Feng suddenly calmed down. Wenwen's choice was within expectations. After all, the little bit of integrity she had left wasn't even enough to fill Reimu's teeth, and her tarnished reputation was worth less than a bag of his own integrity snacks.

"Goddess of Geeks, what is that?" The novel term gave Wenwen a bad feeling.

"Nothing much, just the dream goddess of everyone who likes to stay at home."

"What does that have to do with me?"

"You must have done plenty of photo editing, right? Make a few minor modifications to this picture, and you'll instantly become the object of countless otaku's desire for League of Legends. Then post it outside the public eye, and believe me, you'll soon be a world-class celebrity." Wu Feng looked at Wenwen provocatively, as if to say, "If you've got the guts, then say it. We'll fight to the death."

Imagining the outcome Wu Feng mentioned, Wenwen felt nauseous. It would be better to let Wu Feng have the benefit!

"That was too much! Can we still be friends?"

"I'm about to lose my life, what do I care about these things? Besides, you betrayed me first."

"What are you two talking about? Wenwen, you can talk without worry, no one is threatening you," Lingjiu Yilin, whose little face was almost puffed up, called out to the two who were having a secret chat.

"...Lord Lingjiu, we are discussing..." Wenwen turned around with a somewhat conflicted expression and said to Lingjiu Yilin.

Wu Feng didn't stop her. He'd done what he could. Well, the worst that could happen was a beating, though it might be pretty bad... Even if she told the truth, Wu Feng figured he wouldn't do it anyway...

“We’re discussing whether getting married now is too early. After all… we’re still young, so we’re not in a rush,” Wenwen explained to Lingjiu Yilin with a forced smile.

Her words also gave Wu Feng the urge to kill himself... not out of any hope, just out of sheer吐槽! He was already a virgin over four hundred years old, and Wenwen must be five or six hundred years old... Hmm, compared to some billion-year-old [censored] woman, his hundred years was indeed very short...

“Indeed, you are all still quite young,” Lingjiu Yilin nodded seriously.

...I forgot that this thing has lived for at least several thousand years, maybe even tens of thousands of years...

"Then let's get engaged first. Anyway, you've already confirmed your relationship, so there's no rush to get married. Let's have a big celebration banquet first. That's settled then." After considering it for a moment, Lingjiu Yilin suddenly clasped her hands together, making a crisp sound, and made her decision.

Wu Feng was immediately embarrassed; after all, it still came down to holding a banquet.

"I also think this is quite suitable," Wenwen said before Wu Feng could refuse. At the same time, she turned around and suddenly hugged Wu Feng, looking very happy. Her barely audible voice reached Wu Feng's ears, making his face turn pale.

"I heard you have a good relationship with Kazami Yuuka and Kamishirasawa Keine. What do you think they'll do if they hear this news?"

It's fine if Kazami Yuuka and Kamishirasawa Keine hear it, but the problem is if Rumia hears it... Holy crap, if she makes the wrong choice, she might end up in a love triangle like in an anime!

"Now that we've decided, we need to hurry up and tell those guys to prepare congratulatory gifts. Hmm, I won't be stingy. You can choose any item from my collection as a gift." Wenwen's agreement had already made Lingjiu Yilin start to plan what would happen next.

In the end, Wu Feng decided that he would never give up on treatment, even if it meant electrotherapy.

"Does Youfeng have any other questions?" Lingjiu Yilin, who was interrupted, tilted her head in confusion, and the strange wings behind her also moved.

"As you know, I'm a transmigrator, and I leave this world for a period of time from time to time. I happen to have an urgent mission that requires me to go out these two days. Can we postpone the engagement until I come back?" Wu Feng was now hoping that the annoying mission achievement system would give him a mission right away... Regardless of whether it would come or not, he could only use this as an excuse now.