Moe Girl Guardians

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Hey, what about your morals? Have you lost all your integrity for the rest of your lives?

Wu Feng immediately covered his face.

"My integrity, my integrity!"

"Can you even eat that stuff? You can have it all if you want, just tell us how to become a privileged user!" the two retorted resolutely.

"What exactly is written in that 'Transmigrator's Handbook' that makes you all so bitter and resentful?" Wu Feng asked疑惑地.

"See for yourself," Wu Shen said, throwing his own book at me without saying another word.

The little black book wasn't thick, it seemed to only have a few pages. The first page had five large characters...

The Time Traveler's Handbook

To ensure a safe journey for those who travel to the new world, this book is issued as a guide. Life is precious, so cherish every moment.

1. Transmigrators must not obstruct the development of the world's plot.

2. Transmigrators are not allowed to intervene in major plot developments.

3. Transmigrators are not allowed to have contact with the opposite sex in the storyline.

What are the consequences of violating this rule? Maybe nothing will happen, but there's an 80% chance you'll die? (Gaia)

After reading it, Wu Feng was dumbfounded. What a concise handbook for time travelers! It's just that the content is a bit unsettling.

As a VIP member who knew the inside story, Wu Feng understood the first two points: they were too easy to interfere with the plot and cause the world's origin to be lost. Although they were somewhat forceful, they were not incomprehensible. But the third point... Wu Feng cast a pitying gaze at the two of them...

If you're unlucky enough to end up in Gensokyo... how will you ever be able to leave the human world?

Seeing Wu Feng's pitying gaze, the two looked sorrowful. "Now you know the suffering of us ordinary transmigrators, right? It's fine if we don't get involved in major plots, and we don't even have the interest to hinder the world's plot, but why can't we come into contact with the opposite sex in the plot!"

"I can tolerate the presence of other girls, but why are there other girls in the storyline?! I can't romance any of the girls who appear!"

"Most male transmigrators are lustful, and female transmigrators are very likely to be infatuated. If we don't include this in the character settings, where are we going to find important supporting characters?" Sha chimed in at the opportune moment.

"Have you ever tried forcibly making contact and what would happen?" Wu Feng had a sudden thought. If it was just contact, it probably wouldn't meet the standards for the world to take action. What would be the punishment?

"We haven't tried it, but some brain-dead senior has," Wu Shen shuddered upon hearing this.

"That senior seemed to be trying to raise a little girl, so he went to Shakugan no Shana to try and kidnap the young Shana, but he was burned to ashes the moment he touched her," the tech geek chimed in, adding his own explanation.

...This is clearly courting death! Even without those three, there's still Alastor; this is obviously a recipe for disaster!

"Why are you able to have a privileged status? Is it just because you have the potential to be a cross-dresser?!"

"And this time, their fakery has become even more sophisticated."

The two of them started whispering their own death.

Veins began to bulge on Wu Feng's forehead. How dare he say such things when he was begging for help!

“It’s not like there’s no way to touch the creatures in the play,” Wu Feng suddenly smiled after his veins bulged, drawing the attention of the two men.

"So what if you can't have contact with the opposite sex? There are many ways to solve that."

Wu Feng made a chop motion with his hand, lightly slicing towards the groin of the two men.

"If you cut them off, you're no longer men. You can touch anything, male characters or female characters."

After listening, Ke Jizhai and Wu Shen suddenly smiled with delight.

Holy crap, you guys can't be this cruel, right? (Even if it's sped up, it'll still take about twenty chapters, since the Earth arc is a very important plot point and can't be completely abandoned.)

Chapter 74 New Features

"We received news that the agents in various locations were attacked. Including the two here, there were a total of seven. One was seriously injured and escaped, one was captured (Liu Wang), and the rest were wiped out," Wu Shen said with a pleased expression.

Ke Jizhai glanced at him and said, "Don't just talk about the results. Besides the two of us, the Transmigrated Otaku Alliance also suffered considerable losses. Two brain-dead idiots were almost killed, six were seriously injured, and two were slightly injured. It's like everyone who fought was injured to some extent, and most of them lost their fighting ability. If it weren't for Wu Feng, we would have been defeated too."

"The Transmigrated Otaku Alliance?" Wu Feng asked in confusion.

"An alliance composed of a group of otaku transmigrators from lower or lower planes, whose main purpose is the exchange of the latest information between worlds. The headquarters is here, in the capital city of Earth, the White Emperor Academy. Would you like to join us?" Ke Ji Zhai invited, thinking of Wu Feng's formidable combat power, which was far superior to theirs.

"Let's put the 'addition' issue aside for now. What happened to those agents who were eliminated?"

"Our Otaku Transmigrator Alliance occasionally acts as protectors. We can't just stand by and watch our members' hometowns be invaded, can we? Usually, in worlds under invasion, if there are members of the Otaku Alliance, we'll issue a rescue request and invite our friends to help. Not to mention here, as our headquarters, we have five permanent members and seven who came back to support us this time, a total of twelve transmigrators. Dealing with nine low-level agents is a piece of cake," Wu Shen said proudly from the side.

He was beaten half to death...

"So there are only three left? King Liu, do you know the specific information about the agents who came this time?"

"We don't know each other's specific information, so we usually refer to each other by code names," Liu Wang said after thinking silently for a while, arms crossed.

"Besides Whip, Yue Gui, Hammer King, Phoenix Feather, Blue Star, Hades, and Corpse, the person who was with me before was Shadow, and I am Gentleman."

Gentleman... Holy crap, they must have given you that name!

"Six people were dispatched this time. Apart from two people at White Emperor Academy, each person in the other places was one, and Hades was responsible for providing support."

"What are their characteristics?" Wu Feng continued to ask, as understanding the remaining people would be of great help in the remaining battle.

"Just like his name suggests, Whip and Hammer King both like to carry a black leather whip and a heavy hammer with them at all times."

"These two have already been confirmed dead," Wu Shenke, the tech geek, nodded in agreement from the side.

"The Yue Ghost doesn't have a human form; it's more like an animal."

"They were burned to a crisp and used to nourish those two half-dead idiots."

"Feng Yu is a woman who likes to wear red clothes, and Lan Xing is a woman who wears blue knight armor; they are also the two strongest fighters."

"We have not received any information regarding female representatives."

"Pluto was wearing full silver armor, and the corpse's skin was bluish."

"That's it. Those two got carried away after killing the corpse and were ambushed, suffering serious injuries. If there hadn't been another person there, they probably would have been dead."

"Finally, there's me, the gentleman who used to like black and white striped panties."

"You don't need to say anything!"

That means the remaining agents are Feng Yu, Lan Xing, and Hades. If they are all at the same level as Yuan Ye, taking on all three of them wouldn't be a problem. However, the title of "strongest" needs to be reconsidered.

"Want to join us? The alliance isn't just full of otaku, it's also full of beautiful girls!" Wu Feng was thinking when Wu Shen suddenly interrupted him.

The situation of the Otaku Alliance is actually quite difficult. There are many idle people, but only about a dozen people can be quickly gathered together. Their strength is mostly hovering around the level of the Fierce. After all, the difficulty of advancement increases by more than one level from the level of the Fierce. If they could invite someone like Wu Feng, who can instantly kill a powerful transmigrator of the same level, the safety of the headquarters would be guaranteed. Moreover, he is their friend.

He wasn't entirely opposed to joining Wu Feng, as sharing information would be of great help to him, but a certain wicked sense of pleasure suddenly surfaced in his mind...

Do you think I'm lacking anything?

Looking at the adorable pink-haired lolita Lisa with nothing to do on the left, and then turning his head to see the expressionless black-haired maid Shen Yue on the right... Wu Shen immediately knelt down again.

I almost forgot this guy is a social butterfly!

"I'm not teasing you anymore. What do I need to do to join?" Seeing Wu Shen's expression, Wu Feng felt satisfied and relieved.

"No need, just give me a drop of blood, and we'll take care of the rest."

Upon hearing this, Wu Feng, the tech geek, squeezed out a drop of blood. He took out a transparent device resembling a tablet computer, entered a series of numbers, waited a moment, then took out another identical tablet computer, dripped his blood into it, and handed it to Wu Feng.

"Blood binding has been completed, and future information and rescue efforts can be conducted through a special network."

"...Isn't this just a forum?" Wu Feng muttered, looking at the familiar text.

"Also, we're both exhausted right now, so the academy's protection work..." After completing the membership registration, the two finally revealed their true purpose.

Unfortunately, before the two could finish speaking, a black gap swallowed Wu Feng, leaving behind a helpless sentence.

"I'm leaving Liu Wang in your care. I'm going back to catch up on my studies. Don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary."

After Wu Feng disappeared, Sha also vanished. Shen Yue spread her large wings and disappeared into the academy before the two could react. A gust of wind blew by, leaving the three dumbfounded.

I've completed the Agent Extermination, unlocking two achievements and one feature. I don't have time to waste now. More importantly, I need to catch up on my anime, damn it!

[Achieve Iron-level achievement: First Love Agent]

[Reward: 1 Specified Skill Token (Black Iron)]

[Activation Condition: First encounter with the Agent]

[Note: What was it like to see black and white panties for the first time during your first love?]

[Gained 1 Stigmata, current Stigmata 19]

[Achieve Gold-level achievement: Novice Agent]

[Reward: Random Skill Certificate (Gold Level) x1]

[Activation condition: Defeat the Agent for the first time]

[Note: You successfully "had sex" with the person wearing black and white striped panties!]

[Gained 10 Stigmata, current Stigmata 29]

[Ding, please check your new message]

[Successfully defeated the proxy; the World Achievements System is now unlocked]