Moe Girl Guardians

"Which one?" After thinking for a moment, he realized he hadn't received any news; he was only there because of a mission.

"This," Wu Shen said, pulling out a tablet-like electronic device. It was a system that every member of the Transmigrated Otaku Alliance had; it was essentially a small internal forum for communication. However... Wu Feng had long forgotten about this thing...

"No way... you haven't even looked at it since you got it..." Wu Feng's embarrassed look made Wu Shen unable to help but complain, it's such a convenient function.

"...Wait a moment." As he spoke, Wu Feng quickly turned around, found the tablet he had placed in his spatial storage for who knows how many years, and as soon as he turned it on, a message appeared indicating that he had received a new email...

The story is roughly about the impending collapse of the Inuyasha world. Anyone who thinks they have enough power, or just has too much free time, can come and check it out. Maybe they'll find something unexpected. It also includes a time-travel marker…

"So you two are just bored out of your minds and came here to court death..." Wu Feng said speechlessly, glancing at the two. Wu Shen's strength was only around the upper-level of the Fierce Realm, and Ke Ji Zhai was probably not much different; they clearly belonged to the group of people who were just bored out of their minds...

"Ha... even if that's the case..." Wu Shen awkwardly turned his head away at the obvious statement.

Something's fishy! Wu Feng immediately suspected. How could that idiot possibly have succeeded in lying? Although the probability of them actually courting death was quite high, this time it was definitely more than that!

"That idiot is in love, otherwise how could he resist temptation?" Ke Ji Zhai, who had changed his clothes at some point, stood near Wu Feng and said calmly.

At the same time, I can't help but make a sarcastic comment. Seriously, is it so abnormal not to be gay...?

"Back to normal?" Wu Feng took a step back, seemingly less abnormal than before... at least he appeared to have calmed down...

"Don't worry, that state won't happen often," Keji Zhai said, pushing up his glasses and suppressing his pent-up enthusiasm.

...So...it's still perverted...

"By the way, he just said he's in a relationship? Are you sure he's not a pervert?" Realizing what the tech geek had said, Wu Feng suddenly pointed at Wu Shen in surprise and said.

"Isn't that guy a die-hard Kurumi fan? I just saw him looking at this place. He's actually in a relationship? You otaku, are you kidding me?!"

"That's right. You know how miserable transmigrators are—they're basically always stuck with the female lead in the story. He'll never have a chance to get up close and personal with his goddess, Kurumi. At most, she'll be his mental nourishment. And then, just a few days ago, he fell in love." To curry favor with Wu Feng, the tech geek recklessly spilled his embarrassing past, oblivious to the dark figure approaching him...

"That guy..." Before the truth could be revealed, the sinister hand hidden in the darkness appeared instantly, and with a forceful pull, the tech geek fell silent...

"Don't listen to Keji Zhai's nonsense, we're just here to die," Wu Shen explained awkwardly, holding the driver Keji Zhai in his arms thanks to his strong physique.

"...Do you want to become like him, or confess yourself?" Wu Feng smiled with interest, his purple hair obscuring his eyes, and pointed at the suffocating Keji Zhai.

"Wow!" Seeing Keji Zhai's pale face, Wu Shen instantly released his grip. Keji Zhai collapsed to the ground, barely breathing...

"Never mind those, but Wu Feng, you've changed girls again!" Ignoring the fate of the nerdy guy on the ground, Wu Shen scanned the surrounding area for someone to change the subject, and subconsciously noticed the three women behind Wu Feng.

At first, I was too shocked by Wu Feng's situation to notice, but now... it's three different beautiful girls again! They still look like they're in anime style!

"!" The fallen tech geek recovered and looked at the three beautiful girls with a gleam in his eyes.

"You bastard! You're so hateful!" the two said in unison.

Especially the beautiful girl in the Chinese cheongsam made Wu Shen pause subconsciously. What he originally wanted to change the subject suddenly became the reason for their shared hatred.

Even a crossdresser couldn't possibly have so many beautiful girls all to himself! Including the last one, that makes four already!

"Don't talk nonsense. They are just my friends who came here with me." Since it involved his own affairs, Wu Feng didn't press Wu Shen for his secret and instead explained.

"Ellie and Lily, and the last one is Lian, my sister. Don't get the wrong idea..."

"Brother, please entrust my sister to me!" x2

Wu Feng stared speechlessly at the two clowns. They were bent a moment ago, but now they're straight again?

"You're already gay, so go all the way! What are you trying to take from me?" Wu Shen said angrily when he saw Keji Zhai bowing almost at the same time as him.

"You're even worse! You already have a girlfriend, so what are you doing here? I'm still a pure, innocent slate who's never been in a relationship."

"You're a blank slate, and you're just toilet paper too. Just stay a gay man and be a good boy."

"Damn it, I'll expose all your dirty secrets in no time."

"I'm telling you, I'm not lying, you'd better not try anything with my sister... or you'll be in big trouble." Taking a few steps forward, Wu Feng squatted down in front of the two of them and earnestly advised them, resting his head on his hand.

Although he was willing to wait and see what kind of embarrassing past they would reveal... he figured if he waited any longer, Lian would punch them both into meteors...

Seeing that the lotus had begun to emit black smoke, Wu Feng still advised them for their safety.

Erica, standing beside Wu Feng, helplessly covered her eyes, unable to look directly at him. Although she understood the meaning of those words... they were just too cleverly worded, making it hard not to misinterpret them...

Upon hearing this, Luo Hao's slightly furrowed brow immediately calmed down, but a closer look revealed a blush creeping up her pretty face, which was spreading...

My sworn brother is angry with me. My sworn brother is angry with me. My sworn brother is angry with me. My sworn brother is angry with me. My sworn brother is angry with me. These six words kept repeating endlessly in Luo Hao's mind, frantically refreshing his mind, to the point that even outsiders could tell that something was wrong with him...

"..."

"...She's not your biological sister, is she?" Ke Jizhai stepped forward and asked in a low voice. In his memory, he didn't recall Wu Feng having a sister.

"...sworn sister"

Straightening up, Ke Jizhai glanced at Luo Hao's situation again, sighed helplessly, and gave up on the idea of ​​continuing to beg. So only same-sex love can be true love?

The only way to become a straight man again has been denied by the will of the universe...

"I……"

"Give up," Keji Zhai said helplessly, putting his arm around Wu Shen's shoulder as he saw that Wu Shen still wanted to say something.

"Give up what?"

"Although I haven't watched as many anime as you, I have watched the classics. I can tell from them that it's another Sora girl. You're out of luck. If you don't want to be killed by the dark side, you'd better go and pursue your true love." Keji Zhai deliberately lowered his voice to avoid being overheard.

Looking up at Luo Hao's situation, sure enough... even two laymen who had never been in a relationship could tell...

"Tch, as expected, there's still no hope," Wu Shen said, giving up. It was too obvious; that girl only had eyes for Wu Feng... He figured the other two girls were probably the same. He should just realistically go after his goddess...

"...I wish you happiness." Seeing the expressions on Keji Zhai's and Wu Shen's faces, Wu Feng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the two had finally come to their senses. He patted them on the shoulder and offered his blessings.

The two men had their hands on each other's, their heads close together as they whispered to each other, which made Wu Feng instantly understand.

"...Damn it, I'm straight!"

"Even if I become gay, I won't go after him!" (To be continued...)

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Chapter 401 Oh, Yuri Girl Pervert

"Is it just the two of you?" After chatting for a while, Wu Feng suddenly remembered that Lian had told him that there seemed to be three transmigrators nearby. Were they not together?

"...Damn, I forgot!" After a moment of pause, Wu Shen said with a stiff expression. He'd been so surprised by what he'd seen since arriving here that he'd completely forgotten about the goddess...

"There's one more person. Wu Shen and I are just here to scout ahead. The last one is the goddess in his heart," Ke Jizhai said nonchalantly. He didn't know why he just wasn't interested in that goddess, so he just left her be.

"Anyway, spending an hour or two scouting is normal, leaving it for a while won't hurt."

"Oh?" Wu Feng asked with interest. Wu Shen had escaped just now, but this time he wouldn't be able to escape so easily.

"I'll go back and tell them first!" Seeing that things were not going well, Wu Shen turned around and wanted to go back, but Wu Feng's hand was already on his shoulder, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get away.

"Ha... Wu Feng, why are you grabbing me? My sexual orientation is normal," Wu Shen said with a stiff laugh, while also being surprised by Wu Feng's strength. Last time when he left, Wu Feng was only slightly stronger than the two of them, but now it seems that he has become much stronger...

"Get lost, my sexual orientation is normal too!" Wu Feng's face stiffened, and he increased the force of his grip, making a crisp cracking sound from his fingertips.

"Damn it! I was wrong, I confess, I'm gay, okay?!" Wu Shen screamed instantly, immediately abandoning all his dignity and begging for mercy. Damn it, it's just a crush, just say it, who's afraid of who.

"Tch, who just said they were gay?" Keji Zhai looked at Wu Shen with schadenfreude. Just a chapter ago, he admitted to being gay. What a fool.

"Couldn't we have just been joking..." Wu Shen complained, rubbing his shoulder that he felt like it had been crushed. That strength was incredible; being grabbed felt like being crushed by a mountain...

"I'm not interested in your sexual orientation. Just tell me the person who came with you." Being liked by that pervert Wu Shen... that must be a misfortune for that girl, right?

"It's a girl I knew from before, and Keji Zhai was there at the time." Rubbing his shoulders, Wu Shen began to talk about the girl.

"Then Wu Shen was instantly stunned, completely captivated." Standing a meter away from Wu Shen, Ke Ji Zhai began to provide commentary.

"After chatting for a bit, I found him to be a nice person, so I exchanged contact information. We'll keep in touch."

"After meeting him, he immediately started pestering her relentlessly. She couldn't stand how annoying he was, so she gave him her contact information and told him to get lost."

"...You otaku, what the hell have I done to you?!" Seeing his painstakingly crafted, simplified version exposed in such an exaggerated way, Wu Shen's forehead creased with exasperation. He'd made a terrible choice of friends! Both...

"No, I'm just stating the truth," Keji Zhai said calmly, pushing up his glasses.

"Keep going, keep going!" Wu Feng, who had already taken out snacks and a stool and entered "watching the show" mode, urged. He exaggerated while summarizing, saying, "You can see it now, of course... you have to listen to the exaggerated part!"

"...Later I heard she was going to the Inuyasha world to visit a friend. Since I was bored anyway, I decided to go with her." Wu Shen rubbed his head and took a few deep breaths before continuing.

"After finding out her whereabouts through connections, I immediately decided to go to this world to court death, and also to see if the goddess's friend was a man."

"..."

"Having come to the world of Inuyasha, I naturally wanted to see if Kikyo still existed, so I came here. Unfortunately, it seems there's nothing left, and then I met you."

"What's unusual is that woman is also a homebody. She seems to have some purpose in coming here, not just to see the village. Following the direction she pointed out, I ended up seeing you."

According to Keji Zhai, this woman is indeed a bit suspicious. Could she know where he/she was going? That's unlikely. It's more likely just a coincidence, and she was waiting here.

"Why did that tech geek follow us here? Could it be that he's also set his sights on the same person? This world isn't safe. With your combined strength... you're still a bit lacking," Wu Feng subtly suggested, adding that leaving immediately would be the best option if possible.

"How could that be? That woman doesn't look like a good person at all. This guy's probably been scammed and he's even helping her count the money. I'm thinking of kicking him while he's down."

“I understand…” Wu Feng nodded, roughly understanding now. Ke Ji Zhai was worried that Wu Shen would be deceived by that woman, so he came along to lend a helping hand at the most crucial moment…

"After all this talk, they still haven't said what that woman's name is..." They've chatted for so long... and all they know is that there's another person traveling with them...

"Oh right, her name is very nice, Wu Feng, you will definitely like this name." Wu Shen began to introduce her excitedly again when the name was mentioned.

Her name is...

"You two, it shouldn't have taken you this long to do a reconnaissance," the girl said with a hint of helplessness as she approached from afar. She had only found an excuse to let the two of them go out for a stroll, but they hadn't come back.

"It's you!" x2

"A yuri pervert!"

"A secluded breeze at Saigyouji Temple!"

With long silver hair and a familiar face, Wu Feng and the girl simultaneously pointed at each other and exclaimed in surprise.

"My name is Feng! Bi! Ying! What the hell is 'Yuri female pervert'..." Wu Feng's address made Feng Bi Ying's eyelids twitch, but she quickly forgot about it and approached him with a flushed face.

"Just tell me we'll definitely meet!"

"Stop, I don't know you!" Wu Feng said hesitantly, instinctively stepping back behind Luo Hao.

The first transmigrator I saw when I regained my memories in Gensokyo was Feng Biying, the holder of the Red Alert Book. I was even being targeted by her, so how could I not remember her vividly...

They met a second time, and something even more absurd happened...

"How could that be? We've been in close contact, how could we not be familiar?" Wiping the liquid that hadn't yet dripped from the corner of her mouth, Feng Biying continued to approach Wu Feng. Her main goal this time was to find Saigyouji Youfeng. Had she finally found the words that the Godslayer had spoken?