Moe Girl Guardians

"Hime! Haitang!" The blackened roar could be heard throughout the entire Demon Mountain.

"I'm leaving now." At the entrance to the Monster Mountain, Ji Haitang greeted the guarding tengu cheerfully. Wenwen probably already had the newspaper by now. Thinking of her reaction, Ji Haitang couldn't help but chuckle.

Wenwen's engagement can be considered a turning point in her life. She has never been so happy in her life. Although she feels a little embarrassed to have dragged Youfeng into it, she'll sacrifice herself for her sake...

She wouldn't normally dare to write so harshly, but Wenwen is forbidden from leaving Monster Mountain!

Just as Ji Haitang was about to leave through the entrance of Monster Mountain, a streak of green light flew from the mountaintop to the corner in the blink of an eye and silently arrived behind her.

"Huh..." Just as Ji Haitang was about to take the crucial step, a huge reaction force came from behind, and her wings were grabbed by the other party.

Aside from a few members of the leadership, the only monsters capable of instantly appearing behind you without a trace, are...

"Oh, Wenwen, it's been a long time!" Ji Haitang turned around, sweating profusely, and greeted Wenwen, who was emanating black energy.

“Didn’t we just meet yesterday?” Wenwen whispered as she approached her with a dark smile.

"Ahem, I happen to have something to do and need to go out for a bit, so perhaps I should..."

"Come back with me and we'll talk about it." Ignoring Ji Haitang's request, Wenwen flapped her wings and instantly disappeared with Ji Haitang, returning to the top of the Monster Mountain.

Not long after, Ji Haitang's moans came from outside Wenwen's door... At least it meant Wenwen wouldn't be bored before the wedding banquet...

Ten days passed in the blink of an eye, and only one day remained until the wedding banquet. The entrance to the Monster Mountain had been opened. Not all monsters would come on the last day; some who were on good terms with the monsters would stay there in advance.

Whether human, youkai, or anyone else, everyone is welcome, and fighting is prohibited. The most powerful youkai in Gensokyo gather here, so there's no fear of anyone causing trouble.

While the wedding banquet was being prepared in a lively atmosphere on the Demon Mountain, a dark figure quietly approached, blending into the evening night. Thanks to her dark talent, even demons several levels higher than her could not detect her directly.

Unnoticed, darkness slowly crept into the Monster Mountain. (A fantastic event with amazing prizes! Win a cool phone! Follow Qidian/WeChat Official Account (add friends/official account on WeChat and enter ddxiaoshuo) to participate now! Everyone wins a prize, follow the ddxiaoshuo WeChat Official Account now!)

P.S.: →→Actually, two more pictures would have brought a surprise, what a pity~~~

Chapter 368 Changing Clothes? Burned

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"...Sister Yaoji! This outfit is wrong!" On the day of the engagement banquet, Wu Feng pointed at the clothes that Yaoji had brought, his face full of astonishment and disbelief.

This isn't what we agreed on! Where are the formal attire?! Where did the basic trust between yokai go? Can't we just have fun together anymore...?

“That’s right, Youfeng will be wearing this today,” Yaoji said with a smile, holding a newly made black dress in his hand. The style and size of the dress were unknown, but Wu Feng could see lace ruffles on the edge… It wasn’t the kind he was looking forward to!

"Don't worry, it's definitely not women's clothing," Yao Ji said reassuringly, his voice filled with a sense of regret, having probably guessed what You Feng was worried about.

"After all, today is the engagement banquet. No matter how much we like her, we can't let Youfeng wear women's clothing."

It's really appropriate to expose this regret so openly! So, if it's not an engagement party, then it's definitely cross-dressing? Wu Feng thought regretfully.

After receiving the dress, Wu Feng believed that Sister Yaoji wouldn't let him dress as a woman in front of monsters, but he couldn't guarantee it would be different at a regular banquet.

Changing clothes

"You devil, Sister Ji, you tricked me!" Wu Fengqiao's face changed a thousand times after she came out of the inner room after changing her clothes and saw her appearance. In short, she was filled with regret.

"Isn't it pretty good?" Youki nodded with a smile as he looked at the outfit, seemingly quite satisfied with it.

"This is a summary of all the clothes I've made over the past twenty days of experimentation. Not bad."

"I don't see any resemblance to the clothes I tried on..." Wu Feng said weakly. To be honest, this outfit wasn't entirely women's clothing. Like the previous special butler's uniform, it incorporated feminine features into a masculine style, making it a unisex garment.

The overall look resembled a combination of a black jumpsuit and a tuxedo, with a black undershirt over the top. The edges of the garments and the wrists were customarily trimmed with ruffles, and there was also a small black top hat.

What you'll actually look like in it depends on the person wearing it. At least Wu Feng doesn't think he looks like a man in it...

"Sister Yaoji, what about the other clothes?" The size and comfort were perfect, but Wu Feng decided, oh well, he'd better wear something ordinary this time...

“Burn it,” Youki said with a smile.

"Just pick one of my clothes to wear... and burn it!" Wu Feng only realized halfway through his sentence that he had burned it. Burn it? Burn all the dresses that could fill a room? Was he really that ruthless?

"Well, anyway, they were brought from outside, and those clothes weren't suitable, and they were just getting in the way. So I got rid of them," Youki said without changing his expression. Whether there were other reasons or not, no one knows.

"...Oh right. My clothes from earlier..." Wu Feng suddenly thought as he clasped his hands together. Since he didn't have any of the formal wear from the outside world, he could just wear the special butler's uniform. After all, it looked like formal wear anyway.

A glint flashed in Yao Ji's eyes, and his hand moved like a phantom. A flash of light appeared, and before Wu Feng could react, the clothes placed at his feet were slashed into tattered strips.

"A monster just jumped onto my clothes, that was dangerous!" Youki wiped away imaginary sweat, still shaken, and said. But the smile on his lips made Wu Feng's stomach churn. What kind of monster could possibly get inside the White Jade Pavilion and not be detected? It's not like it's Zi Ma...

"Lady Yuyuko..." There was no hope with Sister Youji, so Wu Feng looked at Yuyuko, hoping she would at least resemble the ruler of the underworld at this moment...

"Oh my, this outfit really suits Yuuko~" Yuyuko tilted her head, clasped her hands together in front of her chest, half-closed her eyes, and smiled cutely.

Well, forget about it...

"It's almost time. We can't keep Wenwen waiting too long." Looking at the rising sun, Yaoji murmured to himself. Before Wu Feng could think of any other solution, he respectfully addressed a certain direction.

"Lord Zi, I'm entrusting the rest to you."

A black gap instantly opened beneath Wu Feng's feet. Everything went black, and when he opened his eyes again, he had already left the Jade Pavilion of the Underworld and arrived at the foot of a certain mountain.

Looking to his side, he saw Wenwen staring at him in surprise. She was wearing her usual clothes: a white top and a black pleated skirt, and she was holding a small notebook.

"...Sister Yaoji, that was an amazing move..." Wu Feng said dejectedly. Now it was too late to change it, not to mention he had no clothes to wear...

"Is this the foot of the Monster Mountain?" Wu Feng suddenly asked Wenwen after looking around at the surroundings.

"...Yes, I was wondering when you would arrive, but I didn't expect you to come so suddenly." Perhaps it was because of the engagement that Wenwen was more reserved than usual.

"Didn't the Monster Mountain prepare a formal dress for you?" Wu Feng said enviously when he saw Wenwen's usual clothes. He wished he could wear his own clothes too.

"No, they prepared..." Mentioning the clothes, Wenwen seemed to have a black line appear on her forehead. The style of the clothes was simply unacceptable to her. How could someone as famous as Shameimaru Aya have ever worn such clothes...?

"And then what happened?"

"The Great Tengu just gave me the clothes, he didn't say I had to wear them, so I just wore regular clothes," Wenwen said matter-of-factly. If there was a reason not to wear them, of course she wouldn't.

...I'm so envious and jealous...If he had known what style of clothes they were, he would have run away long ago...

“Youfeng, your dress… is very beautiful.” After staring at Wu Feng for a while, Wenwen suddenly turned her head away, feeling a little embarrassed.

Honestly, putting aside gender issues, Yao Ji's craftsmanship and ideas are truly exceptional. Wearing a formal dress would easily boost Wu Feng's charm score of 90+ points, making him an absolute heartthrob for both men and women.

Wenwen suddenly regretted coming in her ordinary clothes, even though she really didn't want to wear that outfit...

"By the way, why are we here?" Wu Feng asked, puzzled, after chatting with Wenwen for a while.

This doesn't feel right. Isn't this an engagement? Even if it's not a huge crowd, there shouldn't be no one else around, just me and Wenwen. And the location isn't on the Monster Mountain, but at the foot of the mountain? Something's definitely wrong.

"I'm not quite sure either. After the Great Tengu gave me this, he told me to wait for you here. He said we had to walk up the mountain together. I hadn't been waiting long when you came out of the gap. I didn't even have time to look at it," Wenwen said, showing Wu Feng the small notebook in her hand. She also felt a little confused about what had happened today.

There's a conspiracy... After hearing what Wenwen said, Wu Feng immediately felt that way, or maybe those lunatics were just too idle...

"..." Looking at the contents of the notebook, Wenwen initially flipped through it with great interest, but after a few minutes, she suddenly fell silent.

Wenwen's reaction piqued Wu Feng's curiosity, so he went over and looked at it with her. After a while, he also fell silent.

"Wenwen, are you sure those tengu on the mountain aren't just bored out of their minds...?" After reading the contents, Wu Feng didn't hold back his complaints in front of Wenwen...

"I always thought I was pretty free, but I didn't expect that the Great Tengu and the others are even more free than me!" Wenwen had the same regretful expression. After hearing Wu Feng's words, although the Great Tengu were also affected, she couldn't refute them... Those Tengu must be so bored they're practically dying of boredom!

The notebook contained only a few pages, but reading each page made the two of them feel as if they had been trampled by a herd of alpacas.

First, there's the title of the notebook: "The Engagement Guide of the Monster Mountain." Well, there's nothing to complain about; compared to the content, there's really nothing to complain about.

After excluding the nonsense in the notebook, the summary that left the two of them conflicted and frustrated was what they found.

Roughly speaking, the two must walk from the foot of the Mountain of Yokai all the way to the gathering place of the Tengu, and gain the recognition of the relevant forces along the way.

Furthermore, each page has a note in bold black text at the bottom stating that walking is allowed only, and the use of demonic powers, flying, running, etc., is prohibited. Special cases may be handled in special circumstances.

There was also a small card on top, with the names of the three factions: Tengu, Kappa, and Oni, printed on it. There was a blank space below, it was unclear whether it was for a signature or a stamp.

Getting engaged? Do you think this is some kind of pilgrimage to the West?! You have to walk, and you need all sorts of paperwork! Holding those little slips of paper, Wenwen and Wufeng could hardly look at them. Was this really an engagement? Or were they just playing a game with them…?

Who knows, maybe a white dragon horse will appear halfway there and carry them away? (A fantastic event with freebies galore! Win a cool phone! Follow Qidian/WeChat Official Account (add friends/official accounts on WeChat and enter ddxiaoshuo) to participate now! Everyone wins a prize, follow the ddxiaoshuo WeChat Official Account now!)

P.S.: So sleepy, so sleepy. I won't have time to go out again during the May Day holiday. (orz)

By the way, those hoping for a harem/successor storyline →→ you'd better give up... There won't be many main wives, but there will be plenty of ambiguous relationships.

Chapter 369 Engagement or Journey to the West...

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"How long would it take us to get to the top of the mountain from here at our normal pace..." Looking up from the side of Monster Mountain at the towering peaks that pierce the clouds, Wu Feng asked hesitantly.

"If we rest and eat normally, it will take at least three days to reach the gathering place of the tengu. Even if we don't eat or drink and travel on foot, it will still take about a day."

"Considering the potential challenges, this timeframe needs to be postponed by a few days..." Wenwen was conflicted after calculating... Can she regret it now?

"Are you sure the banquet will still be going on when we get there? Or will it already be over..." The three to five days of walking made Wu Feng's face twitch. Don't tell me that engagements on Monster Mountain are like this.

"Probably not... I heard from the Great Tengu that this banquet will last for more than ten days, so it's possible that it won't have started by the time we get there..." I can rest assured about that, after all, it has been in preparation for more than ten years.

"Speaking of which, this is still your fault..." After suddenly thinking of a possibility, Wenwen looked at Youfeng resentfully. Her only engagement in her life had turned out like this, which was also worth commemorating.

"I'm a victim too. Shouldn't Monster Mountain be your hometown's 5∝, ww↙w...." Wu Feng said innocently.

"It's all because of those ten years you ruined it..."

"ten years?"

"Yes, isn't this all because of what you and Lady Lingjiu Yilin discussed back then? You insisted on preparing for ten years. That's why things have turned out this way..." Wenwen said, as if reminding her. The reason for this engagement.

Wu Feng thought for a moment. It seemed that back then, in order to buy time, he had told Ling Jiu Yi Lin that he was about to travel through time and wouldn't be able to return for at least ten years.

"Just because it took ten years to prepare... You've probably witnessed the tengu's boring whirlwind by now."

"Hmm." Wu Feng originally thought he understood how boring the Tengu were, but now he realized he didn't understand them well enough...

"It started as a small banquet preparation within the Tengu organization, but how long can a banquet be prepared? It was all done in no time, and then... the scale of the banquet began to spread," Wenwen said, conflicted. She hadn't been involved in the banquet much, but she had a general understanding of the situation.

"Kappa and we tengu have the best relationship. How could we possibly hide such a big commotion? After discussing it, the two sides quickly reached an agreement and increased the scale more than tenfold."

Tengu and Kappa are the two major races of the Youkai Mountain. If they were to hold a banquet together, it would certainly be a large-scale event, Wu Feng thought.

"However, ten years is too long compared to a banquet, so its scale continued to expand. The Oni clan also got involved, and then almost all the various Youkai races on Youkai Mountain agreed. The scale eventually spread throughout Youkai Mountain."

"Even so, ten years is long over. According to my guess, the banquet is already prepared, and the Great Tengu are bored, so they've started playing tricks on us..." Holding the notebook in his hand, this is probably the result of the Great Tengu being bored out of their minds for the past two years...

"Without more than ten years of preparation time, the engagement would probably have started long ago," Wenwen thought. If it were an ordinary engagement, it would probably be almost at its climax by now.

“…Without those ten years, you wouldn’t be my fiancée now…” After Wenwen finished speaking, Wu Feng suddenly blurted out a sentence, which made Wenwen pause and then her pretty face instantly turn red.