Moe Girl Guardians

"The Tengu of Youkai Mountain, Aya Shameimaru"

"...Has this already spread?" Wu Feng's face twitched as he asked with difficulty. Damn it, those lazy, spoiled bastards wouldn't have actually gone around spreading it everywhere, would they? What happened to keeping it secret?

"They've already come to the Yakumo House to discuss this formally, and Lady Yukari has agreed. I reckon there aren't many people in Gensokyo who aren't aware of this by now." Wu Feng's conflicted expression puzzled Lan. Wenwen is a pretty good prospect, so why is he reacting so strangely?

Does someone who looks like a girl really have undergone gender reassignment surgery?

Wu Feng was momentarily stunned. Everyone with a bit of strength already knew? Was Rumia considered someone with a bit of strength...? If she acted recklessly now, would she get turned into a ghost pancake...?

"Since you're here, it must be Lord Zi's doing. Let's go see Lord Zi quickly," Lan said with a smile, pushing Youfeng out the door.

Lan breathed a sigh of relief after closing the door... It's good that you're back. (To be continued...)

Chapter 340 Punishment

Pushed out of the room by Lan, Wu Feng suddenly felt relieved. After the news just now, he had recovered from his silly state.

Upon returning to Gensokyo, he realized that his condition was a bit abnormal. Fortunately, the first person he saw upon his return was the gentle Ran, who wouldn't easily get angry unless he was pushed to his limit.

What if I ran into Mama Yukari right away and pounced on her...? What shape would I be then? A cylinder, or some jumbled mess...?

Arriving next door, I subconsciously opened the door and entered Yukari Yakumo's room. The layout inside was exactly the same as when I last came, without any changes, and I didn't see anyone.

"Ah, it's not a good habit to enter a woman's boudoir without permission." Without any warning, a voice came from behind Wu Feng, and a delicate hand wrapped around his neck.

A familiar, elegant face appeared almost right next to Wu Feng's, and half of Yakumo Yukari's body emerged from the gap behind her, draped over him, and stared at him with a dangerous smile.

Luckily, he had been dead for hundreds of years, otherwise he would have been scared to death sooner or later. Wu Feng thought to himself, feeling a bit of annoyance after being startled.

Seeing that Wu Feng's expression changed slightly, Yakumo Yukari didn't ask any other questions for a moment, and looked at him with slight surprise.

"Lord Zi?" Wu Feng asked curiously. What was going on? Why did Lan and Zi both react the same way when they saw him? Was there something special about him...?

"...Yuuka has become cute!" After recovering in an instant, Yukari Yakumo smiled strangely and wrapped her other hand around Wu Feng's neck.

This wasn't the first time she'd seen this form; she'd previously discovered another form of her shikigami when secretly spying on Wu Feng and Kazami Yuuka. It was a youthful form that was no less impressive than her own. She'd even tried everything (beating them up) to see if she could make it appear again, but to no avail.

It seems to be fixed now?

...Huh...? Has something changed about me...? Wu Feng wondered.

"Hasn't Yuuki noticed yet?" Wu Feng's puzzled reaction made Yakumo Yukari instantly curl into a wicked smile, as if things were getting more and more interesting.

Suddenly, a gap opened in front of Yakumo's hand, and she gently reached into it. When she returned, she held a mirror in her hand. It didn't seem to be a product of this era; its craftsmanship was extremely exquisite. She wondered where it had been borrowed from.

Upon seeing the mirror, Wu Feng was immediately filled with a sense of foreboding...

Thinking back to when I first recovered from the No Game No Life world, and the reactions of Blank and Jibril... Holy crap, it can't be that bad, can it?!

After recovering, Wu Feng never paid attention to his appearance. He had just successfully reshaped himself when he discovered the problem with the seal on the power of death. Then came the doujinshi incident, which completely threw him into a state of chaos. He had no mind to look at his appearance, and his noble status would not allow people to discuss his looks.

Subconsciously, I thought it would be the same as before. With a more feminine appearance, a little makeup would easily make her look like a teenager. Plus, her hair seemed to have turned long and purple during the styling process, so it's not surprising that she was mistaken for a teenager.

But now it seems... that might not be the case... during the shaping process, it's possible that it was shaped into another form... its strongest and most unacceptable soul form.

With a wicked smile, Yukari Yakumo placed the mirror in front of Wu Feng. Looking at the girl in the mirror, tears welled up in her eyes... Damn it, she really did transform into another form!

Under the mental blow, he immediately bent forward in a dejected posture. No wonder Blank had that expression. Everyone else stared at him blankly, even Lan was taken aback for a moment. So that's how it is...

She was already pretty feminine, but now she looks like this... How is she ever going to face anyone after this? She'll be laughed at when she goes back to Earth...

"This form of Little Youfeng is so much cuter than before~" Appearing behind Wu Feng, with her arms wrapped around his neck, Yakumo Yukari said with a sly smile.

My two shikigami, one has a tail that can be used as a blanket, soft and comfortable, and the other is the perfect size to be used as a pillow. Is this due to some kind of will?

"Even though she's so cute, the punishment can't be reduced." The voice behind Wu Feng suddenly turned cold, and the hands wrapped around his neck seemed to become dangerous, making him feel a chill.

"Under my and Yuyuko's training, you were almost killed by a little monster because of your carelessness," Yakumo Yukari said calmly, but with a hint of anger in her voice.

As her own shikigami, Kazami Yuuka's rank was a bit low, but with her training with Yuyuko and Konpaku Youki, and having mastered her gap ability, Kazami Yuuka had also undergone close combat training in a sense, and was almost killed.

The opponent was simply climbing too high; even if he couldn't win, he could definitely escape. In any case, the fact that he almost died is illogical. The only explanation is that he underestimated his opponent.

"It seems I need to find some time to do another round of special training." With a slight smile, Yukari Yakumo looked at him and made her judgment.

Upon hearing this, Wu Feng's face, which was already quite fair, turned even paler. Recalling the special training, even the dissipation of his soul wasn't that terrifying! Fighting with Hua Ma would have been much better!

Besides, ever since Yukari Yakumo started talking about punishment, the hands wrapped around his neck have become increasingly tighter and tighter. It was clear that they weren't just clinging to him for nothing!

It's illogical that a mage-type character has such immense power!

The feeling of suffocation disappeared, and the hands that had been wrapped around his neck withdrew. A gap appeared on the bed not far in front of Wu Feng, and Yakumo Yukari leaned against the bedside again.

"Your engagement to Aya Shameimaru isn't far off, and it would be terrible if you couldn't move anymore. Let's postpone the punishment for now."

I can't move... What kind of terrifying stuff is this special training...? No! Compared to what's happening now, the special training is nothing! At least I won't die.

"Lord Zi, about the engagement..."

"The people from Youkai Mountain came to inquire about you five years ago and even proposed an engagement. They said you and Aya had been seeing each other for a long time and had a very close relationship. You're not simple," Yakumo Yukari said maliciously, opening her folding fan to cover her pretty face.

An overly close relationship... it is indeed very close, so close that it never holds back when it comes to sabotaging the other person...

"And what was the result?" Even though he already knew the answer, Wu Feng still clung to the last glimmer of hope to confirm it.

"I agreed, and Yuyuko didn't object either."

"Also, I've already informed the Demon Mountain of your return. If you have some free time recently, you should go there; it's a banquet that's been planned for ten years."

Has this completely blocked all escape routes...? Is there no way to hide now...?

P.S.: What do you think Rumia's reaction will be? →→

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Chapter 341 Flower Mom, Goodbye My Life

At the edge of the Magic Forest, Wu Feng drifted towards the Sanzu River. After chatting with him for a while, Yukari threw him out of the Yakumo House, seemingly just wanting to see him.

But why throw it here? It's so far from Hakugyokurou... Couldn't it just be sent back to the Underworld? Although he could use a gap to go back directly, Wu Feng didn't have that idea. It had been a long time since he'd been back to Gensokyo, so it would be nice to look around. He decided to postpone his return to Hakugyokurou a little.

Think about it, I've lived in Gensokyo for nearly two hundred years, but I haven't really seen much of the environment. As an otaku, I'm pretty much a failure.

For the first hundred years, he stayed in Hakugyokurou. He did take a stroll around the Underworld, and then left Gensokyo. He went to live in the Western Scarlet Mononoke for fifty years. After returning, he went to Earth. Every time he returned to Gensokyo, he basically stayed in Hakugyokurou and rarely stayed on the ground.

The Enchanted Forest... I really do have a connection with it... My first time in Gensokyo was here too, but before I could even really explore the surroundings, I was eaten by Rumia...

Holy crap! Wu Feng's lips twitched. Could this be Zi Ma's plan? That old peeping tom might actually know about his relationship with Rumia and deliberately dumped him here...

Want to see him get hacked to pieces?! Considering Zi Ma's twisted sense of humor, the chances are pretty high! Let's leave the Magic Forest first, Wu Feng decided immediately. He hadn't figured out how to face Rumia yet, although the chances of encountering her were slim, there was still a possibility.

The teleportation point was already at the edge of the Magic Forest, so Wu Feng didn't have time to properly appreciate the interior environment. He quickly floated out of the Magic Forest's range and began his journey back to Baiyulou from another direction.

Not long after Wu Feng left the Magic Forest, a pretty blonde girl with red eyes emerged from the white mist. She looked at the spot where Wu Feng had been standing with a puzzled expression; it felt so familiar.

"It seems like it's been a while since I've seen Youfeng." Rubbing her blurry eyes, the familiar feeling reminded Rumia of her soon-to-be boyfriend. Ten years is just a period of time for a youkai, not a long time at all.

"Should I go see them sometime?" It seems they live in the underworld. Thinking about this, Rumia absentmindedly returned to the depths of the magic forest.

Leaving the edge of the magic forest, it hadn't been long when a beautiful golden flower field appeared before us, filled with sunflowers, each one almost exceeding two meters in size.

One of the most dangerous places in Gensokyo, the Sunflower Field, is also one of the places where Wu Feng has done the most reckless things...

He turned around again expressionlessly. Going to find Rumia was better than passing by the sunflower field!

"Long time no see, You! Feng!" A domineering, seductive queenly voice rang out from behind him.

Upon hearing this, Wu Feng drifted even faster, and faint [variable wings] appeared behind him. His speed increased further.

"Zi Ma, I finally know what your purpose is!" The boss's appearance left Wu Feng with a bitter realization: where had he offended Zi Ma this time...?

Inside the Yakumo House. Yakumo Yukari lay on her side on the bed, eating a snack she had stolen from Hakugyokurou, labeled "Integrity," and smiling as she looked through the gap in front of her, where a girl was desperately trying to escape.

"Lord Zi, has Youfeng offended you again?" Lan asked, looking troubled. The scene made it clear what the reason was.

"No, I've just been a bit bored lately, so making a fuss would be good~" With a snap, she broke off the piece of her chastity from her mouth, which scattered all over the ground, and said cheerfully.

"Youfeng...take care of yourself..." Lan looked into the gap and offered a brief prayer...

"By the way, Lan," a seductive voice sounded from beside Lan, sending a chill down her spine.

"...What is it, Lord Zi..." Lan asked softly, her voice trembling slightly. Over the past hundred years, Lord Zi seemed to have... in Youfeng's words, become increasingly shameless...

"The weather has gotten colder lately~" Yukari Yakumo said with a smile, touching the fluffy blue tail with her delicate hand.

"Shouldn't a shikigami provide its master with something like a fox fur blanket?"

"Waaah~ Tail, absolutely not!"

[Variable Wings] As soon as they opened, before the speed could be increased, an irresistible force came from the jade-like hand resting on her body. The seemingly snow-white, perfect skin possessed a power even stronger than that of ghosts and gods.

With a slight exertion of force, the world in Wu Feng's eyes instantly flipped, and he flew quite a distance before landing on the ground, gliding for a while afterward. Looking at the azure sky, the drifting clouds, and the surrounding golden sunflowers, Wu Feng knelt down...

"What are you hiding from?" With a dangerous smile, Kazami Yuuka's familiar face blocked his view. He could even glimpse the bottom of her black and red checkered skirt, but Wu Feng didn't dare to try...

"I suddenly remembered I have something to take care of..." Wu Feng said stiffly. Although it was a very unreliable excuse, he couldn't very well say that he was trying to avoid you.

"Something wrong? Pay back what you owe me first," Yuuka Kazami said casually, pointing in a direction.

"Owes you?" Wu Feng asked, puzzled. If there was anything he owed, it was that he had fought with Hua Ma and destroyed a flower field because he wanted to run away, but he had paid it back later. What else did he owe?

"Holy crap!" As soon as Wu Feng got up and turned around, his face twitched uncontrollably. That direction was probably the direction from which he had been thrown. Along the way, at least dozens of sunflowers had been crushed and drooped to the ground.

"Hana-chan, you're definitely doing this on purpose!" Seeing Kazami Yuuka's dangerous smile, Wu Feng blurted out unconsciously, and then... why can't I control my mouth!

"Flower Mom? Not a bad title." After saying this, Kazami Yuuka paused for a moment, then continued to laugh, a laugh that sent chills down his spine.

"I did it on purpose, what can you do about it?" Grabbing Wu Feng and lifting him up, Kazami Yuuka suddenly brought her face close to his, a dangerous smile on her lips, and said blatantly.

"...Nothing much, just let me know if you need anything..."

"Pay back your debts. If you're still alive after I've beaten you enough, I'll let you go."

Debts must be repaid with physical labor... I'm practically a soul now, and I still have to repay with physical labor...

And after I just made those bold remarks, looking at Mom Hua's smile, she said, "If you can leave safely, come here, I promise I won't kill you..."

"Um, my strength is currently being sealed, as you can see, right? Can I repay it later...?" Wu Feng said expectantly, thinking that he would have to wait for me to recover before he could really enjoy the fight.

"As long as it's durable, that's enough." (To be continued...)

Chapter 342 Let me change the subject...