Moe Girl Guardians

Understanding the entire body... Holy crap, this feels even worse than Eirin's experiment! What exactly constitutes "entire"? Are they going to strip us naked for an autopsy...?

“Refusing... I feel like something dangerous might happen. As an alternative, how about I offer you knowledge of another world that is no less valuable than what you have here?” For his own safety, Wu Feng played his trump card: knowledge of another world as readily available as his own.

"Another world!" Jibril's voice rose subconsciously. Although it wasn't impossible in theory, it would be very difficult to pull someone from another world, even a god.

Wu Fengqi's peculiarity also forced her to believe this answer: there are no intelligent beings outside of the sixteen races, and the only possibility that they do not belong to the sixteen races is that they are from another world.

According to the anime's plot, Wu Feng thought Jibril would happily agree, but the library fell silent, and no reply came for a long time. (To be continued...)

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Chapter 262 A World of Entanglement

"It's still hard to choose," Jibril said, her hands clasped together as she leaned against the table, her pretty face showing an indescribable struggle as she wavered between the knowledge of the other world and Wu Feng's body.

Not all knowledge falls within Jibril's scope of expertise. For example, she no longer wants to study the books about the human race, which ranks sixteenth in the world of Disbote.

The same applies to knowledge from other worlds. Before seeing it, it's difficult to determine its value. But Wu Feng is different. To her, her body is a treasure trove. After regaining her original form, there might be even more unknowns to discover. She really doesn't want to give up. Knowledge from other worlds is still inferior to that.

"Is my body really that attractive...?" Wu Feng thought regretfully. The knowledge of another world must be more important than his own soul, which was weaker than a human.

Humans are considered the lowest race in the world, which is an understatement. During the War of the Gods, the fifteenth orc could kill a human with a single bite, while other races could tear a human apart with the slightest touch.

Wu Feng's current condition is even worse than that of humans...

And... young lady, is it really okay to think about this kind of question using Commander Ikari's signature pose?

"Let's decide the winner with a game." Torn between two temptations, Jibril wiped the drool from her mouth and finally declared the mainstream of this world: games.

"I'll wager on the books and aids that help Youfeng recover her body, owned by Jibril, one of the Eighteen Winged Council members of the Skywing race. If I win, I demand all the otherworldly knowledge and research rights you possess. Of course, even if you lose, I will help you reshape your body."

Jibril's eyes gleamed with excitement. Her pretty face flushed as she stared at every inch of Wu Feng's body. She almost drooled again. "Youfeng, I want to know every inch of your skin."

Wu Feng frowned, floating in his chair, not answering immediately. He had made the request, making him the challenger and leaving him no choice in the game. He was prepared to pay a price, as long as he could recover his body. But he absolutely didn't want to play with Jibril; the Skywing race's word game was too much of a pain…

Even now, Wu Feng still doubts whether Blank could have predicted Jibril's final words without the protagonist's halo. Manipulating someone is easy to say but another matter entirely.

Jibril possesses a vast knowledge base that ranks among the top in Disbots; there are countless words that Blank doesn't know, so how could she possibly elicit the desired vocabulary...?

In Wu Feng's view, the early plot of No Game No Life was just like Yu-Gi-Oh!—a series of ridiculously frustrating plot holes, riddled with inconsistencies. The author's incomplete setup created contradictions and conflicts between the early and later parts. Especially considering Yu-Gi-Oh!'s reputation for being a master of empty talk and boasting…

The Duelist Kingdom arc in the early stages of Yu-Gi-Oh! was so bad it could basically be the subject of a book titled "How to Win by Talking Nonsense." If you dared to use your imagination, rules were irrelevant, settings were completely ignored, and it taught you how to easily crush your opponent even in situations with no environment, no magic, no traps, and no equipment…

Of course, this is a privilege reserved for the main character. Those without the main character's halo should refrain from talking nonsense and focus on poi (a Japanese expression for expressing affection/action) instead! poi~

The game "No Game No Life" has a much more rigorous setting, but it's still full of ridiculous plot holes! It's exciting and exhilarating to watch, making you feel like Blank is a god, but thinking back to the first match, Wu Feng felt a stomachache. A perfectly good chess game turned into a dating game! It's blatant trash-talking!

A pawn that looks exactly like a real person can be turned against you with just a few words! And she's the queen?! How fragile must your marriage be for you to be NTR'd by a NEET?! Is your king impotent?!

Unable to act against the rebellious queen... this forces Wu Feng to consider even more egregious cuckolding scenarios...

There are even more flaws in the word games. The whole episode is full of fan service. Blank shows an even more overpowered wisdom than the first game. But Wu Feng only wants to complain about one thing... Why would Jibril, who is proficient in 700 languages, use Japanese hiragana to play word games?!

Jibril mentioned at the very beginning that she couldn't understand the other world's script, but the game uses hiragana... Didn't she say there was a language barrier from the start?! Why don't you show us some Tower of Destiny language then...?

Lost in thought, Wu Feng turned and slammed his head against the wall. This ridiculous situation was driving him crazy...

"Does Youfeng have a headache?" A question mark appeared on the aura of the Skywing girl as she looked at Wu Feng, who was banging his head against the wall, and asked in confusion.

"No, thinking about some of those ridiculous situations makes my liver hurt. Just bumping into things makes me feel better..." After feeling much better after the bumping, Wu Feng turned around, sat back down, and said calmly.

If it were just anime, he could just enjoy watching it, but reality forced Wu Feng to consider the worst-case scenario. Although the system helped him understand the meaning of all languages ​​and read text, whether he could handle games that specialized in text was another matter.

“Books are important to your Skywing race, but they are worthless to me. The stakes are not equal.” Wu Feng did not directly refuse, but spoke from the side about the unreasonableness of the bet, at least the right to the body should be removed.

Sitting opposite, Jibril became distressed upon hearing Wu Feng's refusal. The Ten Covenants [Three] game was conducted by each party making an equal wager. If the other party wagered themselves and knowledge of another world, she would need to offer a wager that she considered equal and that the other party would not be able to refuse.

"The stakes are to forgo my rights to research my body and your books, and to wager only on aids to body reconstruction and knowledge of another world."

"...Then it just goes back to the original deal, it's completely meaningless without the body..." Jibril paused for a moment, then complained weakly.

...It seems so...

"Since that's the case, I'll wager everything I have to exchange for your body and knowledge of the other world." The allure of Wu Feng's body and the knowledge of the other world made Jibril wager everything.

Jibril's determination put Wu Feng in a dilemma... Judging from this, she would never help him unless he risked his health, but Wu Feng felt he had no chance of winning at all in a game of words that relied entirely on knowledge and not luck...

"Additional conditions: the game content must be agreed upon by both parties before it can proceed." Tianyi doesn't like games that require too much thought, and would never give up the right to decide the game. As a compromise, Wu Feng proposed additional conditions that he might agree to.

“…Okay.” After thinking for a moment, Jibril agreed. If it was a game that both parties agreed to, she, with her 6,400 years of memories, would not lose.

Thinking of the bet she would receive after winning, Jibril's pretty face flushed, her eyes darting back and forth between Wu Feng, seemingly already imagining where she should begin observing him. (To be continued...)

P.S.: What games do you play? →→

Chapter 263: Discovered?

As night fell, the streets of Elzia became sparsely populated. Even as a human capital, the impoverished economy made it difficult for them to thrive. Only the birth of a new king brought some hope to this kingdom.

Inside the library near the palace, Wu Feng and Jibril, both with flushed faces, looked at each other and discussed some topics intensely.

From noon to night, they still couldn't reach a conclusion. It concerned their entire lives, which made them extremely cautious. The Tianyi race was knowledgeable and had powerful magic, and they relied on these two points to win games. Their game skills alone were not that strong. Wu Feng, on the other hand, had lost all his power and could only rely on his game skills.

Jibril disagrees with Wu Feng's preferred games, while Wu Feng opposes Jibril's preferred knowledge-based games, resulting in a stalemate that continues to this day.

"...Let's stop here for today. We'll discuss it again tomorrow..." Wu Feng said after catching his breath and resting for a while. Being separated from his host for a long time had made his body much weaker. After all, he was in a more fragile state than a human and couldn't move around freely.

He also took advantage of the night's rest to think of a way to get the other party to agree, but Jibril's stubbornness was beyond his imagination.

“Alright,” Jibril nodded in agreement. Wu Feng’s resistance was beyond her expectations. If things continued like this, unless one side compromised, there would never be a conclusion.

Now she was more worried about something else: Youfeng's body had become even weaker in just one afternoon. What if he died before they even started the research? This would be a huge blow to her, and she was already starting to wonder if it would be better to back down.

"Your body seems to be getting weaker again. Won't it have an effect if this drags on for too long?" Just to be on the safe side, Jibril flew to Wu Feng's side and carefully touched his body as she asked.

"I should be able to replenish myself by tomorrow when I get back to my host. This form is so troublesome..." Wu Feng said weakly. Even in his human form, he wasn't any more fragile than he is now...

Host? Jibril had some questions, but it seemed she didn't need to worry too much about disappearing. Her original idea of ​​having Wu Feng stay was also abandoned.

Jibril stopped only at the library entrance, watching Wu Feng disappear with lingering affection before closing the door again.

"An unknown new race!" Jibril exclaimed, waving her arms, her eyes filled with joy and excitement, a smile playing on her lips, her pure white wings fluttering as she soared through the library.

Although she hadn't been able to confirm the game's content in the afternoon, she hadn't gained nothing. At least she was certain that Wu Feng truly didn't possess any elves, and there were still many mysteries surrounding him that puzzled her. Even in another world, he wouldn't be an ordinary race.

"I can't wait for the game to end~ Youfeng, I'm getting more and more interested in you~"

On the city streets of Elzia, Wu Feng drifted towards the palace, pondering how to get Jibril to choose a game she was good at; she didn't want to be a guinea pig.

"We don't know if the new king can lead us out of this predicament. We must not let him be like the foolish king who ruined the country."

"The new king has even won magic games backed by the forest elves, so I'm sure he won't let us down."

While Wu Feng was seriously considering the problem, he overheard the conversation of passersby. A quick glance around revealed that almost all the conversations revolved around the two Blank sisters, and most of them expressed hopeful sentiments.

Before his self-destructive act, Blank had already achieved a considerable level of prestige among humans. After all, the two of them had defeated Krami, who openly cunningly used the power of the forest elves, in front of everyone, giving the constantly defeated human race immense confidence. The succession ceremony further ignited the flame of hope, encouraging the human race to rise again.

Well... although the method for winning special chess is a bit of a stomachache...

That magical chess set, different from the one in his original world and possessing its own emotions, intrigued him. Thinking of this special chess set, Wu Feng suddenly frowned… different from the one in his original world… magical chess…

Jibril refused to play the game she proposed because she didn't understand the rules, or perhaps she worried she had an opening and couldn't guarantee a win. What if the game were modified to resemble one she was already familiar with…?

As he drifted toward the palace, Wu Feng pondered a possibility: if he could simply transform the game he was good at into one that the other party could also understand, that would be enough.

It's practically impossible to achieve a 100% win rate when both parties agree to play a game, but as long as it's not a knowledge-based game, Wu Feng doesn't think he's bound to lose.

After conceiving a general idea, Wu Feng finally returned to the palace. The former king of Elzia had always been misunderstood, and there were very few people in the palace. He returned to the empty room without any hindrance.

When I opened the door, it was completely silent inside. Blank was already embracing someone and asleep on the bed. Luckily, I didn't witness the paranormal phenomenon of the door opening by itself.

But just as Wu Feng floated to the two beds and was about to enter Kong's body, a crisp sound came from in front of him, and the room lights came on.

"What race has come to Elzia? Why don't you show your true form?" The seemingly asleep person on the bed immediately got up and sat on the bed together, looking in the direction of Wu Feng and speaking seriously.

After being startled by the door they opened that morning, the two did some research on the race of Disbots, and with Steve's information, they became convinced that ghosts and monsters did not exist in this world.

Bai analyzed the situation at the time and concluded that without human intervention, there was no force that would make the door open by itself, meaning that someone did indeed open the door and leave the room.

While impossible from a human perspective, everything makes sense with magic. They calculated all possible entrances and exits to the room, setting up forty-three traps centered on their bed. The two remained conscious, awaiting the outcome. They wanted to see which race was playing a prank on them; they absolutely, positively weren't solving the mystery out of fear! Absolutely not!

Although the two of them haven't gotten out of bed for a whole day...

Their serious gazes made Wu Feng initially think they could see him, but he calmly floated in front of them, observing their unwavering stares... As long as they were ordinary humans, there was no way they could see him...

"I've always been right in front of you, I've never tried to hide it." The neutral voice entered the blanks' ears, startling them. The voice was almost right next to their ears; if they had tried to, the voice could have traveled through them.

"Impossible, none of the sixteen races possess innate stealth abilities." The gaps between them are even more pronounced, and facing an unknown enemy, insufficient information is a major problem! (To be continued)

P.S.: The game isn't starting anytime soon, is it? →→ Hopefully it won't be a word game.

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Chapter 264 Making Games

"Do you know about ghosts?" Blank's feigned composure aroused a mischievous impulse in Wu Feng, who then revealed part of the truth to them.

“…The soul after death? This world…does not have such a…creature,” Bai murmured, then denied the possibility.

"Of course not in this world. But what about other worlds?"

"Another world..." Blank is from another world. Without knowing the extent of the difficulty, they don't think there's much chance the other party is lying, because there's no need for them to lie to them.

"...What is your purpose?" Kong frowned, pondering the other party's purpose. If it were another race, it would be easier to guess, but as another being from another world, she couldn't be sure.

And dealing with undead creatures... it's kind of affecting your IQ...

"Purpose? There's no such thing. Although I'm called a ghost, in reality, almost everyone except humans can see me."

"Besides, I won't be your enemy. After all, I came to Disbot with you. If you have any difficulties, I might help you out," Wu Feng said with a smile, reassuring the two. He added that if they forced him to play games in the future, he would be sold out sooner or later.

"Besides, I've just awakened and am still very fragile, almost like I could shatter at the slightest touch. I'm weaker than most humans and won't pose a threat to you. I've been residing in Kong's body for a while now, and I'm very grateful to you all."

"...It resides...within my body!!!" Kong calculated the possibility of it being true, and then thought about how long he had been in this world; it seemed quite possible that it really did reside within him!

Upon realizing this, Kong's face turned pale, and he clutched his body. Based on the information he had gathered, the other party was invisible—at least not to humans—but tangible. There was a ghost residing inside him all along; had something been done to him?

"Well, now our relationship is basically one of mutual destruction, so don't worry about me harming you." Seeing Kong's expression, Wu Feng subconsciously thought she was afraid of being possessed by a ghost or something.

"It's about time, I'm going back to sleep." Having said all that needed to be said, Wu Feng decided to go back to rest and prepare for tomorrow's plans.

After Wu Feng finished speaking, Kong felt a chill run through his body.