Moe Girl Guardians

...After shouting, Wu Feng made a gesture of dejection and bending forward. Holy crap, how embarrassing...

After tying on the [white cloth strip of unknown purpose], a black crack immediately opened beneath Wu Feng's feet, and he vanished from the spot in the blink of an eye.

It seems that it can work as long as it touches the body. At the same time Wu Feng disappeared, an unknown Qi's voice came to his mind.

Jill and Enkidu had been observing and recording the interior of the Golden City for the past few days. While they were recording a certain place, a strange crack suddenly opened up not far from them. A blood-red sinful eye stared at them from inside, making the two of them shiver and instantly put them on alert. They only breathed a sigh of relief when Wu Feng fell out from inside.

“…Teacher, when did your tastes become so heavy…” Gil retorted, thinking about the bizarre scene he had just witnessed. Enkidu, standing next to him, nodded in agreement.

Instead of questioning his abilities, they started by complaining about his taste... (To be continued)

P.S.: I found the comments in the book review section so interesting, so I went and revised it in the middle of the night →→

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Chapter 235 The Sudden Mission

"It's just a very portable mobility ability," Wu Feng denied outright. After getting used to it, the Sinful Eye isn't really anything special; it looks perfectly normal, right? Right?

"I clearly saw something very strange, but you managed to come out of it as if nothing happened." Thinking of what she had just witnessed, Jill shuddered again. A bunch of blood-red eyeballs staring at you from the darkness—it was a truly bizarre sight.

"Hey, why is the teacher wearing a breast wrap?" After the initial shock, Jill noticed the obvious strip of cloth on Wu Feng's hand. Up close, it looked exactly like a woman's breast wrap, so she asked directly.

Enkidu, noticing that Wu Feng's expression was a bit off, wisely kept quiet and didn't say a word. He moved a few steps to the side away from Gil and also began to observe Wu Feng's left hand. It seemed... it really was a chest wrap.

"Really? Jill must not have seen it clearly. Let's look again," Wu Feng said with a stiff smile, his heart already filled with shame. He had been discovered so easily! Was it really that obvious? Speaking of which, why would Jill know about breast wraps? Don't tell me they were invented five thousand years ago!

Jill, you're really something else. Why bring it up like that? It's so funny! Oh well, I'll just take it off and move it somewhere else later…

Four black cracks, each as tall as a person, opened simultaneously around Jill. Although they prevented others from entering, the situation inside could still be clearly seen from the entrance.

From the center of the rift came Jill's miserable scream. Countless sinful eyes, their bright red pupils bulging, stared at you, constantly shifting, and occasionally you could even see some "dirty" things. For those who had never experienced a rift, the scene inside would be absolutely exhilarating. Wu Feng himself almost fell to the ground when he came out the first time he went in.

A minute later, the gaps closed, revealing a pale-faced Jill, who had apparently seen something inside.

"Is everything normal inside?" Jill's expression gave Wu Feng a sense of relief, and he happily asked again.

“…That’s right…Teacher, don’t you think we should let Xiao En see it too?” What she had just seen made Jill’s face turn pale again. Getting revenge on the teacher was out of the question, so Jill turned her gaze to the other person who had betrayed her teammate.

"Ahem, Teacher must have come for something important. Let's get down to business first. I'm sure everything is normal inside." Enkidu, who was still thankful for escaping a disaster, almost choked on his own saliva and quickly changed the subject.

“Yes, let’s get down to business,” Wu Feng nodded, having temporarily removed the bra wrap from his arm; it was too embarrassing to be noticed…

Gil glanced at Enkidu and scoffed unhappily.

"It's about time. Jill, you can open the exit. I'll go check the situation outside." His strength had almost fully recovered, and the [white cloth strip of unknown use] had also been restored. He could use his gap-manipulation ability; even if there were still people outside, he could escape successfully at any time.

"Shouldn't we wait a few more days? The teacher hasn't fully recovered yet, has he?" Enkidu, who had narrowly escaped death, immediately asked.

“You all saw my abilities just now. I wanted to leave, but they couldn’t stop me. If they haven’t left after so many days, it means they can’t leave. I’ll go and lure them away. If they’ve already left, there’s no danger outside,” Wu Feng analyzed. He returned to Uruk because he still had a lot to do and couldn’t linger there for too long.

Thinking of Wu Feng's strange way of moving, Jill's face darkened again, but she nodded with relief. The key to the Golden City appeared in her hand in a flash, and she turned to Wu Feng and asked, "Open it now?"

After Wu Feng nodded, ripples appeared in the space, opening the door to the outside world. Thinking that no one else could see it anyway, he wrapped the [white cloth strip of unknown use] around his body several times, took a step, and rushed out of the ripples.

Ripples gradually appeared on the desolate land, and Wu Feng's figure emerged from them. The situation outside made him frown. The land, which had been restored by the Earth Mother Goddess, was even more ravaged by the gods. Large areas of land were scorched black, and nearby trees had turned into charcoal, making the area of ​​the open space several times larger.

After searching the vicinity several times without finding any trace of the gods or any life activity in the large area, Wu Feng returned to the ripples.

“It seems those gods have given up. We can prepare to go home now,” Wu Feng said with a slight sigh of relief to the two people who were still waiting anxiously.

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Back in Uruk, the group got busy again. Gilles and Enkidu were in charge of training the Holy Grail, aiming to get them to a level where they could fight against the gods as quickly as possible. Wu Feng also began his own mission.

The spoils of the battle of Lao Baba, a skin with powerful defense, are made by only a handful of people in the city. Wu Feng, Ye Yue, and Shen Yue's main task during this period was to make all of them into armor.

Time passed day by day, and the training of the Holy Grail and the Stigmata proceeded in an orderly manner. The number of people breaking through the lower levels was also increasing. If given a little more time, he could obtain a powerful force.

But two unexpected events disrupted Wu Feng's plans.

"Ding! The achievement quest 'Please Call Me Your Majesty' has changed."

Mission Name: Cross-World Carnage

Mission Description: The false gods have begun their activities. Please eliminate them or remove their influence on the world as soon as possible.

Mission objective: Destroy all false gods or render them incapable of interfering with the world.

Quest Reward: Achievement "Please Call Me Your Majesty"

Mission failed: Incomplete Type-Moon world will. Gaia's affection for you -10086.

Task deadline: 365 days remaining

The main mission to arrive in the Type-Moon world changed during the preparation phase, giving Wu Feng a headache. The mission description was slightly altered, and a time limit was added, disrupting his plan to stall for time. Now, although the Holy Grail and Stigmata can barely be used in battle, they are still too fragile against the gods.

Another unexpected event occurred on the same day the mission was changed, when a divine descent occurred outside Uruk, welcoming special guests.

The obvious divine fluctuations startled Wu Feng. He wondered if the plan had been exposed prematurely, causing the gods to prepare to act ahead of schedule. However, the fact that only one god had descended didn't seem to make sense...

Not long after the unknown god descended, Gilles and Enkidu arrived at the Moon Tower together. Gilles' pretty face was full of anger, while Enkidu looked at Wu Feng with a strange gaze.

"Teacher, there's a very special guest outside who specifically wants to see you," Jill said, suppressing her anger and trying to keep her voice as calm as possible. (To be continued...)

P.S.: Next up is the final part of the Type-Moon storyline, regarding the next world... I think I'll do a survey first... I'll do the survey once I've figured out the permissible plot for the next world in the next couple of days.

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Chapter 236 Don't Consider Things That Are Impossible

"Huh? They specifically asked for me?" Wu Feng's face showed surprise. He knew someone among the gods? They were all enemies, right? Had their scheme really been exposed...? Even so, they shouldn't have come looking for him.

"Yeah, it's about finding a teacher, and the reason is a bit... too sharp, hard to accept..." Enkidu nodded in agreement, his eyes still holding that strange look.

"Reason?" Wu Feng was even more surprised. Aren't gods usually like slaves? It's good enough if they don't force their way in, let alone give a reason. What kind of god is this from outside?

“She said she came to find the teacher for a blind date!” When Enkidu mentioned the reason given by the gods outside, Gilles’s face turned even more unpleasant. He gritted his teeth and said her reason word by word. Enkidu nodded strangely beside him, confirming the accuracy of the information.

"...Huh! A blind date? Are you sure you heard me right?!" Upon hearing the reason, Wu Feng felt as if he had been struck by a heavy blow, and his face turned strange. A blind date? A god from heaven came to ask him to go on a blind date? Holy crap, what's going on?! Is she out of her mind, or did he hear wrong?!

Wu Feng felt he had hidden his identity quite well. Once he left Uruk, his name was practically unknown, let alone the gods above him, whose fame far surpassed Enkidu's. Yet, they had actually asked him to go on a blind date...

Damn, this guy, a homebody who's never even tried a blind date in the four hundred years since he was born, is feeling incredibly pressured!

"You heard me right, the person is waiting outside the city. Teacher, do you want to go out and see, or should we help you refuse?" Enkidu continued his strange inquiry. Because they needed to keep the secrets of Uruk City confidential, the two hadn't allowed the Celestial to enter the city. They hadn't expected that the Celestial would actually tolerate it and wait outside the city. This surprised the two, who had planned to take action immediately if the Celestial caused any trouble.

“…I think I’ll go out and take a look.” Well, Wu Feng was somewhat interested in the god who had come to him for a blind date, after all, it was his first time… After saying that, a black crack opened under his feet, and he disappeared from the Moon Tower and appeared near the city gate.

"The teacher is really impatient," Enkidu said with a smile as he watched Wu Feng disappear instantly after the crack appeared. He then turned to Gil and continued speaking.

"Gill, do you think the teacher will agree to that god's blind date?"

"Impossible. Absolutely no possibility. How could I possibly be happy with a woman like that! A teacher should always be with their disciple!" Gil, her pretty face flushed with anger, stammered incoherently, seemingly having said something truly outrageous.

Seeing Gil's adorable reaction, Enkidu suddenly had a mischievous thought: "That's true, after all, the gods are our mortal enemies, so the teacher shouldn't have any designs on them. But the gods who came this time are quite good-looking and very polite, so maybe the teacher will agree."

She didn't deny Jill's statement in her words; after all, she was also the teacher's student...

"Absolutely not! I could barely accept Sister Shenyue and the others. But not the gods. Those filthy guys don't deserve to be near the teacher!" Jill shook her head vigorously. Her extreme aversion to the gods seemed to already conjure up the terrifying image of Wu Feng accepting them.

"What if the teacher accepts you?" Enkidu continued with his mischievous question, already convinced that the teacher would never accept him.

As soon as she finished speaking, Enkidu suddenly felt the surroundings quiet down, and Gilgamesh was no longer as angry as before. Instead, a faint smile appeared on his face, which gave Enkidu a bad feeling.

"Yeah, I don't really know what will happen if the teacher really agrees," Jill said with a happy smile, her eyes crinkling with joy, her slender hands clasped together in front of her chest, tilting her head to the side.

"That's true. After all, it was the teacher's decision, and as a disciple, I can't interfere too much," Enkidu said with a forced smile. He felt like he'd gone too far. Was Gilgamesh being played like this, as his teacher had once said? Maybe it should just end here...

“No… I don’t know what I’m going to do~” Gil opened his narrowed, bright red eyes, but to Enkidu, the usually fiery color now looked like flowing blood, deep red and thick, exuding a sense of threat, and the atmosphere around him seemed strange.

"People who deceive their teachers should definitely be eliminated! Trash has no reason to live in this world..." Ripples appeared in the space behind Jill, and in the blink of an eye, a blood-red weapon appeared in her hand, while she muttered some incomprehensible words.

"...Gil is relieved. That Celestial is alright-looking, but not as pretty as our teacher. There's nothing to worry about." Gil's current state made Enkidu feel a bit nauseous. Was this teacher-obsessed guy hopeless? Why could Shingetsu and the others accept it, but the Celestial was so firmly opposed...?

“...That’s true, how could a teacher be with someone worse than himself…” His voice trailed off, and after Enkidu’s words, Gilgamesh returned to normal. However, for some reason, he became depressed again. He ignored Enkidu and walked out of the city to see what had happened to his teacher and that god.

Seeing Gilgamesh return to normal and walk out of the city, Enkidu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that something terrible had just happened, but fortunately, he was saved in the end.

Gilles didn't even think about it carefully. How could his teacher possibly be with an enemy god? There wasn't even a one in ten thousand chance. After Gilles left, Enkidu, alone in the Moon Tower, thought to himself with amusement.

Well, if that one in ten thousand chance really happened, what would I do? Gil's reaction made Enkidu subconsciously imagine what his reaction would be if his teacher really agreed. Then Enkidu's expression changed slightly.

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"There's no need to think about something that's impossible. I'll apologize to the teacher later." Enkidu put on a relaxed smile, cleaned the crumbs off her hands, and followed Gilles out of the Moon Tower.

Where Enkidu left, the table that was originally made of precious wood had disappeared, but there were a lot of yellow wood chips on the ground, with a few still floating in the air.

Uruk City holds many secrets that ordinary people might not discover, but secrets that only gods can discover, such as magic. The existence of magic would certainly not be allowed by the gods. In order to prevent leaks, all magicians have always stayed in Uruk City, and they need permission to travel.

To prevent its discovery, Gilles and Enkidu resolutely left the descending goddess outside Uruk. The goddess, seemingly in good spirits, turned her back to Uruk, preoccupied with something unknown. (To be continued...)

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Chapter 237 My purpose is to find you a blind date

Arriving outside the city and passing through the barrier, Wu Feng looked at the unknown celestial being standing alone in the wasteland, his feelings quite complicated. This blind date thing just didn't make sense...

Looking at her back, her black hair and slender figure gave Wu Feng a sense of familiarity. Could it really be someone he knew?... Then he realized, women's backs are basically all the same; she'd probably seen too many Jill and Xiao En...

"So you're the one looking for me?" Appearing behind the celestial being, Wu Feng tried to appear indifferent, speaking in a calm tone.

“That’s right, the chains and wedges have already explained the reason to you, haven’t they?” Wu Feng’s sudden appearance seemed to have been expected. She slowly turned around, hiding her long black hair and revealing her beautiful face. Wu Feng’s figure was reflected in her black eyes.

The girl's appearance made Wu Feng subconsciously breathe a sigh of relief. Even if he was just there to take a look, he wouldn't have expected the person who came to find him to be a slut. And to be fair, she was indeed a stunningly beautiful woman, not much less so than Gil and Enkidu. But Wu Feng sensed a threat from her; she was definitely not a simple character.

Wu Feng was still somewhat displeased by her way of addressing Gilgamesh and Enkidu. The wedge and the chain—Gilgamesh and Enkidu were both born with important missions. One was born as a wedge to make the connection between humans and gods closer, while the other was born as a chain to bind the wedge.

"Stop joking around, just tell me why you're here." After analyzing all the possibilities, Wu Feng concluded that the other person still needed to see him, and the blind date was just a pretext. No one would believe they were really here for a blind date!

"I'm not joking. I came here to set you up on a blind date," the girl retorted seriously. Her dark, crystal-like eyes gleamed with an unusual light as she stared intently at Wu Feng.

Faced with such blunt remarks, Wu Feng's feigned composure was almost shattered. Although he could still barely maintain a normal appearance, his body was already starting to feel a little off.

"A blind date? This is our first meeting, there must be a reason," Wu Feng continued to question, hoping she would give a plausible explanation. But looking into her eyes, it seemed she wasn't lying…

"The reason... I've been watching you for a long time," the girl said, her eyebrows slightly furrowed as if she was thinking about the reason. After a short while, she spoke again.

"That's such a lame excuse..." Wu Feng muttered speechlessly. It seemed like every confession of love had a high chance of ending up with this one, and he never expected to run into it himself...