Moe Girl Guardians

After seeing Yiyue, Lin Yue immediately took a liking to her. Despite Yiyue's objections, Wu Feng let Lin Yue play with her. As a result, Yiyue became even lazier over the past two years, either sleeping in Lin Yue's arms or staring blankly on Wu Feng's shoulder...

"Rin Yue, you've come at the perfect time. Let me explain to this lady the difference between men and women." Picking up Rin Yue as if she were a lifeline, Wu Feng took the opportunity to ask her. To avoid trouble, Wu Feng was almost resorting to any means necessary, even selling his daughter...

“…Men are like Dad,” Rin Tsuki tilted her head to look at Enkidu, paused for a while, then turned to Wu Feng and suddenly spoke in a clear voice.

“Like Sister Yue, that’s what women are like,” she said, pointing in the direction of Shen Yue.

Enkidu looked at Wu Feng's face, then turned to look at Shen Yue, comparing them several times. She was even more puzzled. Could someone tell her what the difference was between the two of them...?

Gender... is such a difficult question... (To be continued...)

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Chapter 217 Should Hideyoshi help her up?

"It's always good to have an obedient disciple!" Wu Feng said, quite moved, as he watched Gil lead Enkidu into the bedroom.

Even after Ritsu explained, Enkidu still couldn't understand the difference between men and women. In fact, let alone her, even a normal person who understood would be confused after hearing it...

The difference between Shen Yue and Wu Feng... who is prettier...?

In the end, Jill volunteered to take Enkidu to the bedroom to "explain in detail." After reading the hygiene education, Jill also understood the difference between men and women. Since they were both girls, Wu Feng felt at ease and agreed immediately.

"Hey!!" After the two entered the house, they could still occasionally hear soft voices. Not long after, a loud exclamation of surprise came from inside the house, causing Wu Feng to subconsciously push open the door and enter the other side.

The scene inside the door made Wu Feng's eyes widen slightly. He stared at the two people inside without moving, his mind somewhat confused.

Jill's upper body was half-undone, revealing most of her breasts. Her pretty face showed an unusually surprised expression, and she stared at Enkidu with her mouth slightly open in disbelief. Wu Feng sighed, thinking that she had really grown a lot in the past two years, in all aspects. What was originally just a slight bulge had now reached at least a B cup, and at this rate, she had the potential to become a huge [beep].

Following Gil's gaze to Enkidu, Wu Feng was also stunned. His white robe had long since flown away, and his smooth, fair skin was completely exposed, without a single wrinkle, like the most perfect warm jade. He was completely naked.

If that were all, it wouldn't have been enough to make Gillespie scream. What surprised him most was Enkidu's front—a chest as flat as the ground. Even the smallest woman's chest wouldn't be completely flat, but Enkidu's chest was completely flat without any bulges.

Wu Feng swallowed hard, his gaze gradually shifting downwards. If the scene he imagined appeared, Wu Feng thought he might go into seclusion for a couple of days before coming out to take a look...

The result surprised him even more, and he reacted much like Gilgamesh. He no longer needed to go into seclusion and sleep; Enkidu's lower body was completely smooth. Like his chest, there were no bumps, and similarly... no indentations, only flawless skin...

"T-Teacher, what's wrong with Enkidu?!" Seeing Wu Feng burst in, Gil pointed at Enkidu and said in a trembling voice.

"...Xiao En...shouldn't be genderless..." After a long daze, Wu Feng finally came to his senses. Thinking about Enkidu's situation, he said hesitantly, the fact that she wasn't a girl had been a huge blow to him. The only consolation was that it wasn't the worst outcome yet; at least she wasn't a man.

"No gender?" Jill asked incredulously. Noticing Wu Feng's gaze, she blushed and re-fastened her shirt.

She had already told Enkidu the differences between men and women, and intended to strip her naked before telling her the differences one by one, while also getting revenge. However, when she saw what was under Enkidu's clothes, she screamed in shock.

“Hmm, Xiao En is a puppet created by God, so it’s possible that she doesn’t have a gender,” Wu Feng said with a headache. He didn’t know what was going on either.

During their conversation, Enki had already put her white robe back on, and her eyes were somewhat downcast. She already knew the difference between men and women, but she never expected that she herself had no gender.

"It's alright, Enkidu. There are more than just men and women in the world. There are also futa, shuji, and so on. It's not strange to have multiple genderless beings," Wu Feng comforted Enkidu, who looked somewhat dejected, and put his right hand on her shoulder.

The moment Wu Feng put his arm around her shoulder, the burning sensation he had felt before returned, this time accompanied by a feeling of swelling. It felt as if something was about to bulge out from her chest, causing him to instinctively raise his hand to cover his chest.

"Xiao En, what's wrong?"

“…No,” Enkidu forced himself to lower his hand and gave Wu Feng a faint smile.

"Are you really alright?"

"Well, didn't Jill come back this time because she had something to talk to the teacher about?" The burning sensation continued, and even though she was a doll, she was starting to sweat. She quickly turned to Jill and changed the subject.

“Oh right, teacher, I rescued a magical beast in Ur. It told me that the legendary magical beast Laobaba has awakened. Should we make some preparations?” Enkidu casually mentioned, which suddenly reminded Gil of the purpose of his trip back.

"Lababa... I'll go out first. You guys tidy up your clothes and come out to explain in detail." Wu Feng was familiar with the name Lababa. It was recorded in the Gilgamesh epic. Gil and Enkidu fought together to defeat the legendary monster Lababa for the sake of the people of the earth. Just as he was about to ask for details, he looked up and saw Gil with disheveled clothes. Wu Feng pretended to be calm and turned to leave, saying.

Leaving the bedroom, Wu Feng temporarily put aside the surprise brought by Enkidu's asexuality. Compared to the matter of Lao Baba, it was more important. In the past two years, he had also heard some information about Lao Baba. He was a magical beast that could easily kill gods. He was a legendary demon god who had been dormant for more than a thousand years and was more than five hundred years older than himself.

The most important piece of information we received was the legendary key to the Golden City, held by the guardian of Lababa. Defeating Lababa would grant us the world's wealth, which, if all goes as expected, would be the source of the Gate of Babylon. Even if Gilles dedicates his entire life to it, he could not possibly collect so much wealth and treasure. The only possibility is Lababa.

If Gilles were to obtain the Gate of Babylon, he would undoubtedly become another formidable force. With his endless array of Noble Phantasms, he could easily create a fighting force comparable to that of a god.

Achieving this goal is undoubtedly extremely difficult. Lao Baba has easily killed gods, and Wu Feng doesn't believe that he only killed low-level gods. Any random magical beast has the strength to rival a low-level god, yet it hasn't created any legends.

Even if it was just a low-ranking god who had been killed, how strong would it have become after more than a thousand years? To give an example, in Gensokyo, a thousand years is enough for a genius to break through to the level of a great youkai, which is a quasi-god. Even the lowest-ranking quasi-god could easily destroy Uruk and wipe out a group of gods in the sky with a wave of his hand.

Of course, Wu Feng didn't believe that Lao Baba was so talented that he could break through to the Quasi-God level, but the Mad level was inevitable. If he was lucky, he would at least reach the lower level, but once he reached the upper level, it would be considered hopeless.

In the anime, it can be mentioned in a sentence that Enkidu and Gilgamesh defeated Raubaba together. In reality, however, the two might be killed by Raubaba with a single punch, leading to the decline of Uruk. In the endless parallel universes of Type-Moon, such an ending is not impossible.

The legend of the treasure guarded by Lao Baba made Wu Feng suddenly realize that he had fallen into a misconception, a misconception he had been trapped in ever since he arrived in the Type-Moon world. (To be continued...)

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Chapter 218 Stupid Jill

Wu Feng realized he had fallen into a misconception. A prominent characteristic of the Sumerian pantheon was that "the gods were ruthless towards humanity." In the mythology, humans were merely slaves created by the gods to replace lower-ranking deities, possessing no rights whatsoever. They never trusted humans, employing oppressive methods to force them to believe in them; any rebellion was met with natural disasters.

While high pressure can concentrate people's faith, it also has drawbacks, as it can easily lead to riots, especially when someone is leading them. Considering the personality of the gods, Wu Feng chose to assist Jill, making her the strongest queen and weakening the gods' intimidation in the eyes of the people.

When she conquers a city and destroys a statue, she will hardly encounter any resistance. Her long-standing power has made them afraid to rebel against the gods, but they will never protect them either. Gradually reducing their faith and weakening the gods to a point where she can defeat them is arguably the best approach.

But the legend of Lao Baba suddenly reminded Wu Feng that before he came, in Gaia's palace, she had given him a hint that there were many strange objects in this era, and that finding a few would make completing the mission easy.

Perhaps abolishing faith and weakening the gods is one way, but it is by no means the only way.

This is nearly five thousand years ago, in the age of mythology, when there were not only gods and humans, but also endless legends, such as the legend of Raubaba who could kill gods. Besides Raubaba, there are all sorts of legends, and Wu Feng has heard more than one of them in the past two years.

If, from the very beginning, I hadn't chosen to settle in Uruk, but instead traveled around with Yoru and Shingetsu searching for treasures—not even needing the Gate of Babylon level, but even one or two levels lower—my combat power would have increased significantly. Then I could have gradually increased it. Like in an RPG, leveling up to the end might have given me the ability to face a god directly.

As a consequence, he might miss out on Gilgamesh and Enkidu, as well as everything he has come to know in this world.

Gods don't usually die from destruction. Killing them might only alleviate the crisis temporarily, but it can't eliminate the root cause. However, only Gaia knows the true situation.

A creaking door interrupted Wu Feng's thoughts. Gil and Enkidu emerged from the bedroom, now fully dressed. Seeing Enkidu's refined, androgynous features, Wu Feng felt another headache coming on. How could he have been so quick to assume she was a girl...? Even now, he still thought so...

"Gill, describe the specifics of what happened back then," Wu Feng said to Jill after the two sat down beside him. "Laubaba's strength is still unknown, so it would be best if we could get some information."

Jill then recounted everything the Sphinx had told her about Lababa, adding her own knowledge of Lababa at the end. Because those events were from a long time ago and not particularly significant, Jill hadn't yet told Wu Feng about them.

"That magical beast was seriously injured after just being grazed?" Wu Feng pondered for a long time after hearing this, then asked Jill again to confirm.

"Yes, it said that when Lababa awoke, the mountain collapsed and emerged from it. It grazed Lababa, causing serious injury, and was then captured by humans," Jill recalled the conversation and repeated the content.

"...That's a bit of an exaggeration." After listening again, Wu Feng said tactfully, "The place where Lao Baba woke up isn't close to Kish City, and it would take a lot of time to get there. If he was really seriously injured, he'd probably be dead by the time he got there. It's a bit risky for him to fight and then get captured again."

To be frank, Wu Feng thought that Jill was tricked by that sphinx. He wasn't completely fooled, but the story was definitely exaggerated. For example, he might have exaggerated the image and power of the sphinx because of his excessive fear of Labbaba.

"...If I encounter that lion again, I will definitely kill her." Wu Feng's words were so obvious that Jill would be a fool if she still didn't understand. She gritted her teeth and said angrily, "I saved it and even spared its life, yet it dared to betray me!"

"We can still get quite a bit of information. If we take its words in stride, it seems that it saw Lao Baba awaken and was unconsciously attacked by it, resulting in a serious injury. It fled all the way to the vicinity of Kish City before stopping, which caused its injuries to worsen. It was then discovered by a divine powerhouse, captured, and brought back to the city where it was brainwashed by Ashur. That makes sense," Wu Feng guessed, taking the Sphinx's account in stride.

"Teacher, should we prepare in advance? If we can defeat it, it will be of great help to us." After listening to what Wu Feng said, Jill became less concerned about the legend of Lao Baba. Even a low-ranking monster could survive, so Lao Baba might not be as strong as she had imagined.

"I'll definitely go, but I need to be fully prepared before I go," Wu Feng said with a slight nod of affirmation.

"Extremely prepared?"

“Judging from Jill and the description of the Sphinx, there is a common point: its size is exceptionally large, possibly the size of a small mountain. In front of it, both monsters and humans are very small creatures. And even a casual attack from it when it just woke up and couldn’t exert its full strength could cause serious injuries to a peak-level lower-rank ferocious monster. Putting everything else aside, its power alone is already rare.” Wu Feng said without much surprise. Lao Baba was at least a berserker-level monster, and as a power-type monster, Youxiang of the same level could definitely crush it without a doubt.

After hearing this, both Gil and Enkidu understood the danger of the situation. In many cases, size is a symbol of power. No one knows how much power a mountain-sized body can have. Even its weight can crush a divine powerhouse. In addition, with the other abilities of the magical beast, Lababa is destined to be a terrifying existence. Its huge size also means that ordinary injuries will not have much of an impact on it. Imagine if being bitten by a mosquito could seriously injure someone.

"...Do you really have to go?" Enkidu couldn't help but ask, though she didn't want him to take the risk.

“We must go. The treasure that Lao Baba is guarding is very important to Jill and Uruk. And we don’t need to despair too much.” Wu Feng smiled, clenched his fist, and demonstrated by moving it.

"If Lao Baba can injure and disable a low-level ferocious monster with a single blow, I can do the same. I'd like to test just how far I've come over these past few years."

That's what he said, but in reality, Wu Feng was a little unsure. If he went all out, crippling a high-ranking ferocious beast wouldn't be a problem, but to casually knock out a low-ranking ferocious beast and render it powerless was a bit risky.

The two, unaware of Wu Feng's background, didn't think so. Recalling how Wu Feng had blocked Enkidu's full-force attack earlier that day, they began to believe it was true. After all, Lababa was a legend; no one had personally witnessed it, but what had happened before had vividly occurred... (To be continued...)

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Chapter 219 Slipping Away

After putting the two at ease, Wu Feng suddenly asked Enqidu, "Does Xiao En want to come along?"

"Why are we taking Enkidu with us? Aren't we going together, teacher and me?" Gil immediately objected vehemently as soon as the question was asked.

"Did I say that? Gil, your strength isn't even as good as Xiao En's, let alone Shen Yue and the others. If you really had to choose, who would you pick?" Wu Feng glanced at Gil, a fox-like smile playing on his lips.

"How could this be..." Jill's head immediately drooped upon hearing this, she was very disappointed. She had originally wanted to go to find Lao Baba with her teacher.

Girl, do you think this is a picnic...?

“However, if Xiao En agrees to go together, it’s not impossible to have someone look after you and take you along,” Wu Feng continued after a pause.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu worked together to eliminate the monster Raubaba that was threatening the land. Wu Feng also wanted to know what they could have accomplished on their own without Raubaba's help.

Enki hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement. Even though Wu Feng sounded very confident, she was still uneasy and wanted to go with him herself.

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Wu Feng's so-called preparation time was much longer than expected, lasting for two years. During this time, Jill did not waste any time. On Wu Feng's advice, he continued to expand Uruk's territory, conquering all the nearby small towns, totaling thirteen.

The town's guardian deities were mostly weak gods. Even if their strongholds were destroyed, they dared not appear before Jill, as they would die immediately if they came out. They could save their lives by staying obediently in the sky. In this way, the temples in the town were easily demolished and a sacrificial hall was built.

It wasn't like there weren't any gods with fiery tempers. When Enkidu led his troops to attack a small town, an inconspicuous god popped up, vowing to annihilate them. The result was predictable: Enkidu, transformed into a spear, was pinned to the sky, truly suffering a fiery temper... and incidentally receiving the treatment of Jesus.

It was that god who courted death. Actually, Enkidu didn't intend to intervene, but if she didn't, the Uruk people she brought would die. Helpless, she could only punish him slightly, at least not completely destroying him like Gilgamesh did, but only making his fierce personality even more resilient.

From that day on, Enkidu's name gradually spread, with rumors even circulating that she was Gilgamesh's chosen queen. Gilgamesh, alarmed, quickly denied these rumors, stating that Enkidu was male, his junior apprentice, who had been sent out by his master. This finally calmed the rumors; after all, their master was strikingly handsome, so having a similar disciple seemed acceptable…

The only city that encountered problems, and also the last city Gil conquered, was Eridu, the third major city after Ur and Kish. When it fell, Enki, the city's guardian deity and the god of wisdom and water, descended to warn Gil. He declared that the cities Gil possessed were nearing the limit of what the gods could tolerate, and that if things continued, the gods would not stand idly by.

After all, the wise water god knew that Gil was restraining himself, so he left a warning, sold the city, and returned to heaven. He decisively sold out Elidu; he wasn't just the guardian of a city. Losing Elidu would at most weaken him, which was still within his tolerance.

The war with the gods was not yet fully prepared. Uruk also needed time to assimilate the newly conquered cities, and Elidu became the last city to be expanded in the past two years.

The population of the three large cities, thirteen small cities, and Uruk increased nearly fivefold. However, the teaching of magic and special training were not disseminated to the other cities. These methods would easily attract the attention of the gods. Without Wu Feng's presence to keep things hidden, Uruk would probably have been destroyed long ago.

The new city doesn't know much about Wu Feng, and the progress of collecting faith hasn't accelerated much. In the previous two years, the activation rate of faith seeds reached 10%, but in the last two years, it has only increased to less than 25%. The contributions from the other newly conquered cities are less than half of Uruk's, and the day of activation is still far away...

Two years later, Wu Feng finally completed his preparations.

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"Jill~ Little En~ How much further is it? I'm so tired." In the dense jungle, Wu Feng, wearing his special butler uniform, clasped his hands behind his head and called out boredly.