Moe Girl Guardians

Moe Girl Guardians Author: Wang Qishi

Do you want to travel to the world of anime?

Do you want to get up close and personal with anime girls?

Do you want to get up close and personal with anime girls?!

Wu Feng, who successfully traveled to an ideal world thanks to a contract, achieved his goal on the very first day...

Close contact wasn't as pleasant as I'd imagined...

Holding Rumia in her arms, Wu Feng, with only his head remaining, thought to himself.

P.S.: There's a female version of Shank and a female version of Merlin!!!

Chapter 1 A Loli Falls From the Sky

In 2100, in a small two-bedroom apartment in the center of the imperial city of Z country, the interior was relatively clean, except for some dust stains from long periods of vacancy. With a loud bang, the door was rudely opened, crashing into the innocent wall next to it, and some dust fell down with it.

"I'm back," a weak voice came from outside the door.

The room was empty, so naturally no one answered. The visitor simply said something out of habit.

Outside the door stood a boy, about fifteen or sixteen years old. He wasn't exactly handsome, but he was still quite good-looking. It was June, the start of summer vacation, and Wu Feng, having finished his long period of boarding school life, finally decided to go home for a visit.

It wasn't for the sake of visiting his family. Wu Feng's parents would fly abroad from time to time, and were away from home for many years. They left him enough money to live on, but then decided to abandon him. This led to his peculiar personality.

Wu Feng casually tossed his backpack and luggage aside, picked up his laptop, and strode towards his bedroom.

"My darlings, it's been so long!"

The interior was no different from a normal room, except that the things inside were a little different...

The bed is covered with body pillows featuring anime girls, the table is made of anime mousepads, the bookshelves are filled with all sorts of light novels, the walls are covered with paintings and wallpapers, and there's a whole host of anime-related items. In an instant, it felt like I went from the three-dimensional world to the 2.5-dimensional world.

The fact that an ordinary person would definitely have a psychological barrier to entering actually excited Wu Feng, and his listless eyes suddenly lit up.

"Artoria, long time no see~ Oh, Kanade seems a bit dirty, I'll wash it for you in a bit..." Wu Feng said excitedly to the anime pillows and plush toys, showing no signs of the fatigue he had when he first entered the room.

This is Wu Feng's hobby: anime and manga fanatic! With no one to supervise him for years, he easily became addicted to anime, novels, and other such things. Others are fine, as there's always someone to keep them in check, but Wu Feng was completely unrestrained and became a crazy fanatic. He replaced all his bed sheets, blankets, pillowcases, and other items with anime-themed ones.

The consequence was that he had almost no friends in that equally eccentric school. He only had a few friends who also liked anime, and aside from those, he hardly spoke to anyone else. However, Wu Feng himself didn't care at all. For him, anime was enough; its existence far outweighed that of his so-called classmates.

After greeting each of the anime characters, Wu Feng began his daily routine: going online! The hobbies of otaku are nothing more than browsing anime and novels online, playing games, and so on.

"This is a questionnaire to test how much you like anime."

A survey suddenly popped up on the homepage of his laptop. Wu Feng had done several of these surveys before, and as a shut-in, how could he not test it out? So he promptly started filling it out.

1 minutes

2 minutes

5 minutes

30 minutes

"Holy crap, how long is this?" Wu Feng clicked the mouse in frustration. The 30-minute time limit covered hundreds of anime-related topics and countless short answer questions. If it weren't for some of the content that interested him, he probably would have already clicked the "X".

such as:

Sword Art Online: Is it better for Kirito and Asuna to marry, or for Kirito and Asuna to have a romantic relationship (how can they date if they're of different genders!)

Fate/Zero: Who do you think is the most compatible couple (Kiritsugu x Kirei Kotobuki)?

Future Diary: One day, my wife's classmate suddenly comes to your house and wants to be your wife. Would you welcome her? Or would you welcome her? Or would you welcome her? (I'd love her even if it meant dying!!)

Touhou Gensokyo: Would you choose to live in reality or randomly appear somewhere in the world of Touhou Gensokyo? (No regrets entering Touhou in this life, wishing to be reborn in Gensokyo in the next, even in death I'd want to go!)

Kichiku Glasses: Would you like to participate? (I'd rather die than go!)

A young girl falls in love with her older sister: Are you still sure about the above judgment? (...You win...Lucifer, my soul is yours now...)

There were countless questions like these, which kept Wu Feng somewhat interested in continuing.

35 minutes

50 minutes

1 hour

"Damn, finally finished. It was quite interesting, but there was so much to it." After clicking the mouse for the last stroke, Wu Feng slumped back in his swivel chair and let out a long sigh.

I completed 1000 questions in one hour! Some of them were short answer questions.

"I'd like to see what kind of result you can give me," Wu Feng said, pressing the submit button with a hint of unease. To be honest, he was genuinely looking forward to seeing what the outcome would be.

The moment the mouse was clicked, two arcs of electricity shot out from the computer screen, startling Wu Feng. Just as he was worried that it might explode, an unbelievable result occurred!

My computer... blue screened.

………………

"This is outrageous! The computer isn't that old, is it?" Wu Feng was furious as he looked at the screen. Anyone would be upset if an hour's worth of effort was wasted in an instant.

"I just bought this laptop last year, it's the latest model, it shouldn't be that fragile, right? Did I get ripped off?" With enough money left by his parents, Wu Feng naturally wouldn't skimp on himself; this laptop was the Alienware he bought last year.

Just as Wu Feng was fiddling with the computer, a ripple-like pattern appeared in the void behind him, and a pair of fair and delicate hands emerged from within the ripple.

Feeling a chill behind him, Wu Feng turned around and was so frightened that he rolled onto the bed and huddled among a group of pillows. Just as he turned his head, he saw a pair of delicate little hands reaching out from the continuous ripples in the air, and those delicate little hands almost poked his eyes out.

As he stared blankly at the hands, the owner of the small hands revealed half of her body. She wore a black jumpsuit, and long pink hair that reached her waist covered her face. Judging from her height, she was no more than 1.4 meters tall.

"Ugh, no way, it's really coming out? Am I really going to be stuck on that female ghost? I've been sitting in the main character seat in the classroom for six years (second to last by the window), and I'm only fifteen this year, which is the average age for anime male protagonists. Give me some face, let me be the protagonist for a bit before I get stuck!" Wu Feng said with a wry smile as he watched the woman in the ripples almost come out.

The pink-haired girl had just emerged from the void when, before Wu Feng could beg for mercy, she pounced on him.

That's it, I'm definitely going to die this time.

Name: Wu Feng

Occupation: Homebody

Cause of death: After playing the protagonist role for six years, he was finally killed by a ghost on the day he reached the protagonist's age. Before his death, he was a key member of the Imperial Capital Branch of my Inquisition...

The whole book

Just as Wu Feng was writing his will in his mind, and before he had even finished writing it and spelled out the last word, his body seemed to bump into a soft, delicate body, and a faint fragrance kept wafting into his nose.

"Waaaaah~~~~(>_<)~~~~, I've finally waited for you. It's been over ten years and finally someone has met the criteria," came a soft, sweet voice from the figure in my arms.

Wait, isn't she a female ghost? Why am I still alive and... smells so good and feels so soft...?

It doesn't seem to be a ghost. Thank goodness, I almost broke the record for the shortest novel in history! Wait, why did I even think of that...?

"May I ask who you are...?"

The figure in his arms whispered a couple of times before raising her head, finally allowing Wu Feng to see her clearly. Her large, watery eyes and deep purple pupils exuded an unusual allure, and her long pink hair cascaded over Wu Feng's body. Her appearance was absolutely stunning, a world apart from the other girls in his class, and she was no less beautiful than the anime girls.

"Her name is Sha, and she came here specifically to see you." The girl who called herself Sha seemed a little uncomfortable and shifted her position on Wu Feng.

If he hadn't moved, he would have been fine, but as soon as he moved, Wu Feng's face turned completely red. The girl pounced on Wu Feng, and the movement of her body gave him a feeling of being electrocuted by the two soft mounds on her chest.

Ultimately, Wu Feng is just a teenager in his late teens or early twenties, and naturally he has desires for women, especially for beauties who are almost like characters from an anime.

Then... Wu Feng thought of a question.

He was holding a girl.

He was holding a very pretty girl.

He was holding a very pretty girl who was 1.3 meters tall.

……

This girl is a loli!

I've developed a reaction to a little girl!

Wu Feng is undoubtedly a true older sister enthusiast. He used to laugh at those loli enthusiasts online, but he never expected to run into one himself today!

Thinking of this, Wu Feng couldn't help but bang his head against the wall.

"Big brother...you down there," a soft, childlike voice came from the sand mouth.

Wu Feng froze. Had his little brother already gotten erect?

"It feels so soft and comfortable to sit on."

Bang! Another sound of something hitting the wall.

Unbeknownst to Wu Feng, whose head was swollen and red, the girl who called herself Sha had a slight smile on her lips.

So regardless of age or height, if someone has pink hair, they're definitely not someone to mess with...

Little did they know that "beauty is deceiving"—the more natural something is, the more terrifying it can be!

Chapter Two: The responsibility of saving the world falls on your shoulders.

After a very "pleasant" and lively time, Wu Feng also learned some information.

Hmm, this cute girl has warmth on her body, so she's clearly not a ghost.

It seems like she came specifically to find him? Could it be that after playing the lead role for six years, he finally got to meet the legendary "soft girl who fell from the sky," and has been living a shameless and carefree life ever since?

"Excuse me, young lady? What brings you here?"

The little girl named Sha shook her clothes and stood up solemnly, showing no trace of her previous innocence. She parted her cherry lips slightly and said…

“…Oh…wait a minute.” Sha opened her mouth to say something, but before she could finish a word, her face became unnatural. She immediately turned her back to Wu Feng and lowered her head, looking at something.

He turned back in a short while, reverting to his solemn demeanor, and continued speaking.

"Hey kid, congratulations on being chosen! Do you want to travel to the anime world? Do you want to have close contact with anime girls? Do you want to have very close contact with anime girls?! Do you want to have very close contact with a whole bunch of anime girls?! Then come and sign a contract with me!"

A cool breeze blew in through the open window. Wu Feng stared at Sha without saying a word for quite some time.

"Yoooooooooo~~~~~~~~~ What the hell?! What you're saying doesn't match your attitude at all! It sounds like an advertising slogan! And the kind of extremely unreliable one at that! Hey girl, did you forget your lines just now?!" Wu Feng thought to himself, seriously complaining.

If it were an older man, Wu Feng would definitely blurt out everything he was thinking, but if it were a beautiful young girl, it would be quite difficult.

Wait, Gaia clearly said that the other party would definitely agree if she did this, Sha thought to herself, puzzled.