My sister never calls me brother.

Relying on his memory, Zhou Han arrived at the door on the left and knocked on it.

A scruffy-bearded man opened the door.

"Hello, it seems your wife's underwear fell downstairs..." Zhou Han held up the snow-white underwear.

"I'm not married..." the man said, completely bewildered.

"Not married!? Then..." Zhou Han looked at the underwear, thought for a moment, and suddenly felt a little nauseous. She said, "Then this is yours. Here you go!"

The man froze for a moment, then burst into a tirade, "Get out—!!!"

Then he slammed the door shut.

Zhou Han's face darkened, and she said, "What kind of person is this! Their mouth is so foul!"

Miyazaki Airi, standing behind, was exasperated and said, "Are you crazy? He's a man, how could he wear women's underwear?"

"Tsk! Can't you think a little further ahead like me?" Zhou Han said casually. "What if this guy has a cross-dressing fetish and likes to wear women's underwear?"

"What...what kind of nonsense theory is this? Who taught you that?" Miyazaki Airi said helplessly.

"Never mind, it's not this one, it must be the one across the street." Zhou Han was about to knock on the door.

"Do you remember or not? Where did your underwear fall from?" Miyazaki Airi asked, frowning.

"It has to be this company, or I'll eat shit on live stream!" Zhou Han declared fiercely.

“Okay, you go ahead, I’ll wait to watch the live stream,” Miyazaki Airi said sarcastically.

Zhou Han was speechless. Without explaining, she knocked on the door.

A beautiful young woman opened the door, and Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi both exclaimed inwardly at the same time—

Teacher Dong... Dong Yingxue!? Why is she like this at home?!

Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tomboy

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi almost didn't recognize Teacher Dong Yingxue, because she looked so different from how she was at school—

Dong Yingxue was smoking, wearing a t-shirt and hot pants, her long, white legs were exposed and a little dazzling. She was wearing slippers, so it seemed that she dressed very casually at home.

This is completely different from Dong Yingxue's neat image at school; in fact, she looks quite sloppy. If you don't look closely, you wouldn't recognize her at all. She's a complete tomboy.

"Who are you?" Dong Yingxue asked, a cigarette dangling from her mouth.

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi came to their senses.

“Your underwear…” Zhou Han held up the snow-white underwear, his eyes glancing restlessly at Dong Yingxue’s chest, thinking that the size was probably wrong and it should be hers.

Dong Yingxue glanced at the underwear, frowned, and before Zhou Han could finish speaking, she swept her leg and knocked him down.

Immediately afterwards, Dong Yingxue used a judo armbar to hold Zhou Han down, trapping his head between her thighs.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Zhou Han cried out in pain.

"So young... and you actually stole my underwear!?" Dong Yingxue fiercely pressed down, making Dong Yingxue wince in pain.

"No...no...it hurts, it hurts!" Zhou Han didn't even have time to explain.

"You little pervert! This is the eighth floor, how did you manage to get here? Tell me! If you don't, I'll call the police!" Dong Yingxue threatened Zhou Han while restraining him.

"I...no...it hurts, it hurts..." Zhou Han was extremely frustrated. This teacher was beautiful, but why didn't she listen to what people were saying?

Zhou Han felt a strange sensation despite the pain from Dong Yingxue's legs clamping between them. He glanced at her snow-white thighs and blushed inexplicably.

However, none of this escaped Miyazaki Airi's eyes.

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Zhou Han, who was blushing inexplicably, and was speechless. She thought to herself, "Why is this idiot blushing?"

"Stop...stop..." Zhou Han felt like she couldn't breathe because her legs were clamped between them. "Teacher..."

"Who are you calling teacher?" Dong Yingxue increased the pressure on her leg.

“Teacher, we are students of Jinteng Academy and members of the Seigaku Agency. Aren’t you our mentor?” Miyazaki Airi couldn’t stand it anymore and spoke up.

"Seigaku Agency?" Dong Yingxue was stunned for a moment, then relaxed her legs.

Zhou Han quickly took a couple of deep breaths.

“I see.” Dong Yingxue looked at Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi and said, “I felt that you two looked familiar from the beginning, as if I had seen you somewhere before.”

Zhou Han thought to herself, exasperated, "She looks familiar, so why is she using her scissor legs to clamp my head? She's completely unreasonable!"

After the misunderstanding was cleared up, Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi entered Dong Yingxue's house.

The two sat on the sofa, quite close together, not because their relationship had suddenly improved, but because there was very little room to sit.

The surroundings were littered with trash, cigarette butts, takeout boxes, and beer cans, and even the spot where the two of them sat had just been cleaned up.

A gentle breeze lifted the white curtains on the balcony, letting in some air.

The window was opened without Miyazaki Airi's permission because the smell of smoke and alcohol was so strong when the two of them came in that it almost knocked them out.

But since they had been invited in, it would be impolite to run away halfway through, so the two of them were now feeling rather uneasy.

The image of Dong Yingxue, the serious teacher, underwent a dramatic transformation in Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi's minds. The once beautiful young female teacher had become a tomboy with the heart of a middle-aged man.

“I realized I used to be quite clean…” Zhou Han said softly.

"Shut up..." Miyazaki Airi couldn't refute it. Indeed, compared to Dong Yingxue's room, Zhou Han's room used to be quite clean.

“I didn’t expect you girls to be so energetic, no less so than boys…” Zhou Han said meaningfully.

"Tsk!" Airi Miyazaki frowned and said, "Everyone has their own way of life, as for whether it's good or bad... I won't comment!"

Zhou Han glanced at Miyazaki Airi and asked, "Do you think Teacher Dong is married?"

“I think…” Miyazaki Airi hesitated for a moment, then said, “I don’t think so…”

"Definitely not!" Zhou Han insisted. "If I got married and my home became like this, I'd be incredibly depressed..."

"How dare you talk about others? What about yourself?" Miyazaki Airi gave Zhou Han a disdainful look.

"I..." Zhou Han was speechless. Thinking about it, she realized that she was really not that great, only slightly better than Teacher Dong Yingxue.

Zhou Han inadvertently noticed a row of shop windows on the right, which was the cleanest place in the entire room.

The display window was filled with trophies and certificates of honor: city-level high school judo champion, provincial-level university judo bronze medalist, judo teacher qualification certificate...

Looking at the rows of honors, Zhou Han broke out in a cold sweat. He wiped his brow, thinking that it was already a miracle that Teacher Dong hadn't killed him...

Dong Yingxue returned from the kitchen.

"Really..." Dong Yingxue walked over with three cans of chilled beer and said, "I was collecting the laundry just now and I thought a pervert had broken into the house. He only steals underwear, not anything else. Turns out he fell down the stairs..."

Zhou Han didn't say that the underwear flew onto her face; that's just too absurd.

Dong Yingxue placed two cans of beer in front of the two of them, and then sat down cross-legged on the chair opposite them.

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi stared dumbfounded at the beer in front of them, speechless.

Good heavens! This is too much! We're students, is it really okay to offer us beer right off the bat? Zhou Han felt like her brain wasn't working properly.

What's going on...? Why is it beer? We're minors... Even Miyazaki Airi couldn't figure it out.

Dong Yingxue pulled the tab as if no one else was around, tilted her head back, and took two big gulps.

Zhou Han raised an eyebrow as she read this, her mind racing with a million thoughts.

Dong Yingxue put down her beer and saw that Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi hadn't moved and looked shocked.

"Aren't you going to drink?" Dong Yingxue asked, puzzled.

"No... drink..." Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi said in unison, their voices low and drawn out.

"Don't you like it?" Dong Yingxue pressed.

"No...it's not that I don't like it..." Zhou Han scratched his head.

"Well, how should I put it..." Airi Miyazaki said awkwardly, "Our age isn't really suitable for this..."

Miyazaki Airi subtly reminded Dong Yingxue.

"That's a real shame..." Dong Yingxue took out her lighter again and started smoking. She continued, "Besides beer, I don't seem to have anything else to drink. Do you like tap water?"

Zhou Han's eyebrows furrowed together as she thought to herself, "What kind of life is this, with nothing but beer and tap water?"

“No need! No need!” Miyazaki Airi waved her hands repeatedly and said, “We are not thirsty, so please don’t bother.”

“Really…” Dong Yingxue nodded. “It’s so convenient…”

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi had nothing to say to each other.

"Are you two new recruits of that brat Song Mingyuan?" Dong Yingxue asked.

“Yes, it’s a club I joined recently,” Miyazaki Airi replied.

"That's really something..." Dong Yingxue exclaimed. "He invited you out of his own accord?"

Zhou Han looked up and thought for a moment, then said, "That's right."

"That brat actually invited someone else out," Dong Ying said with a smile.

“I recommended many people, but he didn’t consider any of them.”

Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Past Glory of Seigaku

"Huh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned and said, "Is this true? In the beginning, the club was short of people, and it seemed like anyone could join."

"Why would I, as a teacher, lie?" Dong Yingxue sat cross-legged on the sofa, propping her chin on her hand.

"It wouldn't be someone you recommended... wouldn't that be inappropriate?" Zhou Han asked tentatively.

“How could that be…” Dong Yingxue took a puff of her cigarette and said, “They are all elites of the club.”

"Then why did he refuse?" Zhou Han was completely confused. He thought that Song Mingyuan should have just taken the person in earlier, why did he have to keep delaying?

"That brat, who knows what he's thinking? But... he always has his own ideas, and I can't be bothered to care." Dong Yingxue flicked her cigarette ash and continued, "A while ago, he came to sign the new club list directly. I only just found out that Seigaku Club had been reformed and became Seigaku Office."

“Uh…” Zhou Han was speechless, thinking to herself, “So Song Mingyuan acted first and informed us later, only notifying the instructor when the new club was established.”

"Thinking about it now, it's really disheartening. How could such a powerful Seigaku society have disappeared and been reduced to the point where it can only survive through reform..." Dong Yingxue sighed softly.

“Strong?!” Miyazaki Airi exclaimed in surprise. She had never heard of Seigaku being strong.

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Zhou Han, because he had spent more time at school than she had, and might know something.

"Don't look at me, I've never heard of Seigaku Club either, how powerful it is." Zhou Han shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.