My sister never calls me brother.

This baton has been with Zhou Han for five years, from elementary school until now. Perhaps it is enough to represent Zhou Han's wasted youth.

The baton fell into the shimmering Qianlan River, silently sinking to the bottom and slowly rotting away.

Sun Qi remained silent for a long time, because Zhou Han's behavior had touched him.

Zhou Han looked at Sun Qi grinning and said with a smile.

"Among the most reliable people at Jinteng Academy in the future..." Zhou Han pointed to himself and said—

"My name will definitely be there!"

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Volume Three: The Subversion of Impressions

Chapter Seventy-Five: Passionate Lingerie

The day before Zhou Han's suspension from school ended was a weekend.

"Is this...is this really okay?" Zhou Han asked hesitantly.

"It's okay~ Don't worry! The safety measures are very strong." Miyazaki Airi encouraged Zhou Han, saying, "Aren't you a man? I'm all prepared. If you're a man, face it head-on..."

"Don't regret it if something happens," Zhou Han said, still a little timid.

"I will definitely not regret it, just go for it," Airi Miyazaki continued to encourage.

“Um…” Zhou Han paused, then said—

"Weren't our lines just now terrible?"

At this moment, Zhou Han, with a rope tied around her waist, stood on the windowsill of the eighth floor, shivering.

On the other side, Miyazaki Airi was holding a rope and pulling Zhou Han to prevent him from falling.

Not long ago, Zhou Han promised Miyazaki Airi that she would clean the windows in her house, but she refused to spend her own pocket money, so... she had to do it herself.

However, the two have been locked in this stalemate for more than half an hour...

"What do you mean 'bad'? Hurry up and start wiping. My legs are getting sore from all this dawdling," Miyazaki Airi complained.

Zhou Han craned her neck to look downstairs, then immediately shrank back, trembling.

To be honest, he's a little afraid of heights.

“Um…” Zhou Han swallowed and said, “I think for such a difficult task, we should hire a professional…”

After saying that, Zhou Han wanted to get down quickly.

"Okay! Hurry up and give me the money!" Miyazaki Airi started urging like a landlady.

"Where would I get money? My pockets are emptier than my face," Zhou Han said with a bitter face. "Besides, it's not like I'm the only one living here. You live here too. Logically speaking, you should also contribute to the expenses, right?"

“Even if… what you said makes sense…” Miyazaki Airi frowned, looking frustrated, “I don’t have much money left…”

"Don't your parents give you living expenses? What did you spend it on?" Zhou Han asked, puzzled.

"I spent most of my money on clothes last time..." Miyazaki Airi pouted and said awkwardly.

"Spendthrift son! Oh no...spendthrift daughter!!!" Zhou Han instantly stood on the moral high ground and condemned her.

"Huh!?" Miyazaki Airi's face darkened, her expression turning ugly. "Who are you talking about? Have I been giving you the cold shoulder lately?"

Zhou Han chickened out, whistling as she pretended to look at the scenery around her.

"Tch!" Miyazaki Airi pouted and said, "Hurry up and clean the windows. You promised me, so if you go back on your word, you won't get any dinner tonight."

"Fine, fine! Look at what you're saying, do you think I'm a person who doesn't keep their word?" Zhou Han stood on the windowsill again.

"Aren't you one? If not, then hurry up and start wiping!" Miyazaki Airi provoked.

Zhou Han was speechless, caught in a dilemma. She glanced out the window and stammered, "I... um... let me think about it for a bit longer..."

"Tsk!" Miyazaki Airi clicked her tongue, crossed her arms, and looked quite helpless.

Another half hour passed as they prepared for this moment.

"Enough already!" Miyazaki Airi snapped, "Are you ever going to stop?! Are you done or not? If not, I'll take over!"

“Great! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! Here’s the rag! You can wipe it…” Zhou Han didn’t stand on ceremony at all.

"You!" Miyazaki Airi was stunned. She just wanted to provoke Zhou Han, but she didn't expect this shameless guy to take advantage of the situation.

"Tch~ I knew you weren't serious..." Zhou Han scoffed. He was just joking because Miyazaki Airi wasn't as tall as him and her arm span was shorter, so cleaning the windows would be a lot of work for her.

Miyazaki Airi raised an eyebrow at Zhou Han, wanting nothing more than to kick him off the stage.

Zhou Han patted her chest, as if encouraging herself, "Come on! I can do it! I can do it!"

"Don't worry! It's safe with me here! I will never let go of the rope!" Miyazaki Airi kept trying to reassure him.

Zhou Han had just stepped out when she turned back and said, "How about I write a will first? In case something happens, I want to leave some inheritance, one share for you and one share for my sister. That way it'll be fair and we won't have to fight..."

"Screw you!" Miyazaki Airi was almost driven mad by Zhou Han.

"Huh!?" Zhou Han was stunned for a moment, then said, "Isn't there something wrong with what you just said?"

"Shut up! Hurry up! Or I'll kick you!" Miyazaki Airi was furious.

"Right away! Right away..." Zhou Han gestured for Miyazaki Airi to calm down.

"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly.

Despite her fear, Zhou Han slowly stepped out and began carefully wiping the glass.

At that moment, the kettle began to hum.

Because of Zhou Han's antics, Miyazaki Airi completely forgot that she had boiled water.

Inside the house, Miyazaki Airi glanced towards the kitchen, then at Zhou Han wiping the windows, before staring at the rope in her hand, thinking, "Whatever, it should be fine..."

Then... Miyazaki Airi threw down the rope without hesitation and went to the kitchen.

At this moment, Zhou Han was frantically wiping the glass. He was standing on the eighth floor, and the wind was quite strong, which made his heart pound.

He inadvertently noticed that various women's underwear were hanging to dry on the balcony of a resident on the same floor in the distance.

Zhou Han was a little distracted, wondering if it was really okay to leave something like this hanging out to dry so openly. But the style looked quite sophisticated though…

Although Zhou Han knew she shouldn't be looking, she couldn't control her eyes and kept glancing at the balcony filled with underwear.

A white bra was fluttering in the wind, perhaps because it wasn't hung up tightly enough...

The white bra fell off and blew straight toward Zhou Han in the wind.

"Huh!?" Zhou Han exclaimed in surprise, "What's going on?"

The white bra lay directly over Zhou Han's face, unmoving, making intimate contact with him.

"Holy crap! Does this have to be so melodramatic?!" Zhou Han felt like a million alpacas were stampeding through his mind.

With his eyes covered by a bra, Zhou Han was completely blindfolded and instantly stunned.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Miyazaki, please don't let go!" Zhou Han, blinded by the underwear, shouted. He didn't know that Miyazaki Airi had already thrown down the rope and run away.

This is the eighth floor, so he can't move around carelessly. After hesitating for a long time, he could only carefully feel his way back to the house.

After entering, Zhou Han breathed a sigh of relief and quickly took off her bra, which still smelled of laundry detergent.

Zhou Han was exasperated, thinking, "What the heck is this? I admit I glanced at it a few times, but is this really necessary?"

What am I going to do with this bra? It makes me feel like a bra thief...

Zhou Han shook her head, thinking she'd talk about it later, and if all else failed, she'd just burn it.

He looked around the room and didn't see Miyazaki Airi. Just as he was wondering what was going on, he saw the rope lying on the ground.

Zhou Han was struck dumb. What safety measures? What reassured me? What promised I wouldn't let go? It was all a lie! A lie!

He trembled as he picked up the rope from the ground, muttering to himself—

"Does this brat have a problem with me? Is she trying to get me killed?"

Chapter Seventy-Six: A Kiss?

Zhou Han stared blankly at the rope. He now felt that Miyazaki Airi had ulterior motives, that the whole thing was organized and premeditated, and that he had fallen into her trap from the very beginning, step by step walking into the vortex of conspiracy.

He thought he was so clever that he had seen through everything!

Even if all of this were true, there was nothing he could do...

Airi Miyazaki came back and poured hot water into the thermos.

Zhou Han held the rope in his hand, squinting at her, trying to put some pressure on her and make her realize her mistake.

"Hey..." Miyazaki Airi glanced at the rope in Zhou Han's hand, her eyes darting away, and said with a grin, "You... why did you get down here? Keep wiping..."

"Screw you! I'm going to rub you into the ground!" Zhou Han said, holding up the rope with dissatisfaction.

"Say that again and see what happens..." Miyazaki Airi snapped, her eyes blazing with anger. She put her hands on her hips and said, "You want to die? Are you trying to rebel?!"

"Uh..." Zhou Han was full of righteous indignation and asked the question aggressively a second ago, but he wilted the next second because Miyazaki Airi was even more aggressive than him.

"You...you think you're right to loosen the rope?" Zhou Han quickly seized back the moral high ground and launched a thunderous attack on Miyazaki Airi.

"Well... there's nothing we can do about it..." Miyazaki Airi raised her head proudly and said, "The water just boiled, we couldn't just let it boil dry, could we?"

"Can't you let me in first before you go get the hot water?" Zhou Han said, getting a little frustrated. "This is the eighth floor! Do you know how nervous I am when I'm just cleaning a window?"

"Hmph! I would never do that..." Miyazaki Airi wouldn't listen, saying, "You spent an hour gesturing while cleaning a window, who knows how long you'd have to gestate again if you came back halfway through?"

"You...you...you..." Zhou Han stammered, unable to speak coherently.

"I...I...what do you mean, 'I'?" Zhou Han, who was on top of Miyazaki Airi, was speechless.

"You treacherous commoner..." Zhou Han pointed at Miyazaki Airi, "Are you trying to kill me? You went to such lengths to come up with this conspiracy..."

"Huh!?" Miyazaki Airi's face suddenly turned cold. "So what if it is?"

Airi Miyazaki felt a surge of anger, thinking, "Why is it so complicated to just have this idiot clean a window?"