My sister never calls me brother.

"Huh!?" Miyazaki Airi was stunned.

"Great! That's it!" The silly apprentice finally realized he should say something nice. "Quick, coax your Miyazaki-senpai!" Song Mingyuan thought happily. "I didn't expect Lilith to actually get it!"

“I just took a closer look, and Miyazaki-senpai’s breasts are concave, while mine are protruding, so my breasts are definitely bigger than Miyazaki-senpai’s! Pfft pfft pfft!” Lilith said with a laugh.

Airi Miyazaki stared blankly at her junior schoolmate, then froze instantly.

"Ah..." Miyazaki Airi slumped onto the table, utterly dejected, "I want to die..."

Zhou Han and Lin Nianwei looked at Miyazaki Airi, who was slumped over the table, with pity. They both thought to themselves, "How pitiful..."

Could Lilith really say anything nice? I'm really overthinking this... Song Mingyuan was speechless.

"Miya...Miyazaki-san?" Song Mingyuan wanted to comfort Miyazaki Airi.

"Can you shut your stinky mouth? Don't mind me, okay..." Miyazaki Airi said weakly, slumped on the table.

"Okay... alright..." Song Mingyuan said awkwardly.

Zhou Han withdrew his gaze from Miyazaki Airi, looked at Lilith, and frowned as he said, "Welcome, newcomer, but I want to emphasize one thing: I'm not stupid."

"Of all the things Lilith said, this is the only one that seems to be correct..." Song Mingyuan said earnestly.

"Lilith also felt that she was right, hehehe!" Lilith giggled.

“You two…” Zhou Han’s face darkened.

"Lilith is just a bit sharp-tongued, but she doesn't mean any harm..." Song Mingyuan wanted to say some good things about Lilith so that she could integrate into the new club.

Although Song Mingyuan desperately wanted to turn the tide and change everyone's impression of Lilith, the lukewarm response from the crowd made it difficult for him to find a good angle to approach the issue.

Lilith glanced at Zhou Han and the other two's reactions and covered her mouth to laugh. "Pfft, in Chinese, does Senior Zhou Han think 'stupid' is a derogatory term?"

"If it's not derogatory, is it a compliment? I'm not well-educated, so don't try to fool me..." Zhou Han raised an eyebrow.

“Of course it’s a compliment!” Lilith insisted. “My Chinese teacher once said that great wisdom appears as foolishness, which means that truly talented people often appear foolish and don’t show their talents. So, Senior Zhou Han has great wisdom that ordinary people don’t have, which is why I said you’re foolish.”

"Oh, I see... Haha..." Zhou Han scratched his head awkwardly and laughed, "Being a little stupid is fine, I think being stupid suits me quite well..."

"Pfft—!" Song Mingyuan spat out his drink, thinking incredulously, "So he just accepted it like that?"

“Saying that Miyazaki-senpai has a flat chest is a compliment,” Lilith said, showing her little tiger teeth.

Airi Miyazaki, who was lying on the table, twitched her ears, clearly listening very attentively.

“Sleeping with a flat chest doesn’t feel oppressive, and clothes won’t look sexy. When you run, your breasts won’t be so big. I heard there was an American athlete who broke his ribs while running because his breasts were too big. And there’s a country that considers flat chests beautiful called Peru, which is a famous tourist destination. If Miyazaki-senpai went there, she would definitely be a national idol, hehehe!” Lilith laughed.

Airi Miyazaki, who had been lying on the table, sat up straight, her previous displeasure gone, and said, "It sounds a little strange, but it feels good."

Song Mingyuan was embarrassed, thinking, "No way? Miyazaki actually accepted the fact that she has a flat chest?!"

“And then there’s Senior Lin.” Lilith looked at Lin Nianwei and said, “Lilith said that Senior Lin is a bit of a show-off, but that’s just to say that although she appears calm on the outside, she has a rational mind and profound inner qualities. She’s an absolute perfect strong woman!”

Lin Nianwei tucked her hair behind her ear and said calmly, "Although it might seem like a fallacy of equivocation, it's still acceptable..."

Is this for real?! Lin Nianwei compromised too? Song Mingyuan's brain is fried.

“I was just showing off my sense of humor, but it seems like none of the seniors noticed.” Lilith shrugged helplessly.

"I know," Lin Nianwei said, but her eyes looked strange.

"I... of course I know! The flat-chested joke is actually quite funny, hehe..." Miyazaki Airi chuckled dryly.

“Someone as foolish as me saw through everything long ago…” Zhou Han blushed.

"You could tell? You're kidding me!" Song Mingyuan complained to Zhou Han.

"Just because I figured it out, does that mean I have to say it? Don't you know how to be humble? I can tell you don't have my kind of wisdom," Zhou Han retorted shamelessly.

Song Mingyuan was speechless, feeling disgusted as if he had swallowed a fly, and secretly sighed at Zhou Han's shamelessness.

He looked at Lilith, who was grinning with her canine teeth showing, and couldn't help but sigh. Lilith's jumping thoughts were really baffling. One second she was mocking everyone, and the next second her thoughts changed, and the mockery instantly turned into praise. Perhaps until the very last moment, no one knew what she was thinking, or whether letting her join the agency was a good thing or a bad thing.

"Pfft pfft pfft!" Lilith looked at Song Mingyuan, grinned with her little tiger teeth, and smiled. Her golden hair set off her cute face, making her look a little dazzling.

Song Mingyuan paused for a moment, then smiled, thinking, "Never mind, whether it's good or bad, Lilith probably has her own ideas. Perhaps when the club is in a stalemate, only she, as a destabilizing factor, can break the deadlock..."

"Ah...right!" Song Mingyuan remembered something and asked in surprise, "Why are you at school? I remember military training is still a week away from ending, right?"

"Stare—" Everyone stared at Lilith.

"Uh... this..." Lilith felt a little embarrassed under everyone's stares, and cold sweat poured down her face. She thought to herself, "Wouldn't it be too embarrassing to say that I was sent back by the instructor because he didn't like me?"

Lilith's eyes lit up, and an idea came to her.

"Cough...cough cough cough..." Lilith coughed as if she were seriously ill, and said hoarsely, "I have a serious illness. I am paralyzed in both legs, and I also have acute heart disease, stomach cancer, late-stage Parkinson's disease, and worst of all, I also have cerebral palsy and a tumor. I'm almost mentally disabled! Waaah..."

Lilith covered her mouth with a handkerchief, coughing incessantly. She sat down on the floor, staring at her legs in disbelief, and cried out, "My legs! What happened to them? Why can't I feel them..."

"You're truly a living inspirational film..." Song Mingyuan sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Lilith was embarrassed.

"These are all life-threatening illnesses. Are they still alive because they're fighting poison with poison?" Lin Nianwei looked at the book without looking up.

“This…” Lilith was embarrassed.

"Your acting is terrible, too exaggerated." Miyazaki Airi was speechless.

“Ugh…” Lilith shuddered.

"Oh my god!" Zhou Han exclaimed earnestly, seemingly the only one who believed him. "This is so pitiful! It's a miracle you can even come to school. Tell me! How much money do you want to donate? It's not much, but I'll do my best..."

Zhou Han couldn't resist taking out his wallet, and everyone looked at him with dark faces. No one expected him to be so straightforward!

"I don't want money. I'm a proud girl, and donating money would be an insult to me!" Lilith said pitifully. She paused, then added, "Just tell me your bank card PIN..."

"Hey! You idiot, that's enough!" Miyazaki Airi said to Zhou Han, covering her face. "If this continues, she'll swindle you out of everything you own..."

"Fake!?" Zhou Han was startled. Looking at Lilith, she said with displeasure, "Give me back my sympathy..."

"Tch~" Lilith pouted.

"Why are you back so early? Tell me the truth," Song Mingyuan said helplessly.

“I was sent back by the instructor, hehe…” Lilith stuck out her little tongue.

"I've never heard of military training resulting in being sent back..." Song Mingyuan wondered.

“Yes, that’s right,” Lilith said, her eyes darting away. “They all say I’m the first in the history of Jin Teng Academy…”

Zhou Han looked at Lilith, unsure what to say. This little girl was simply bizarre...

"Why are you being sent back when others aren't?" Song Mingyuan couldn't understand.

"It's all because my military drills were so bad, the instructors thought I was a spy sent by the opposing formation..." Lilith said nonsense, then laughed, "But I'm actually quite happy, hehehehe..."

"You still have the nerve to laugh..." Song Mingyuan rubbed his forehead and shook his head repeatedly. "Find a chair and sit down first. I have something to tell you."

"Okay! Okay!" Lilith nodded like a chick pecking at rice, moved a chair, and then hesitated about where to sit.

“Lilith, come here.” Miyazaki Airi waved to her.

“Okay!” Lilith nodded repeatedly, and then…

She sat down next to Lin Nianwei.

Airi Miyazaki's expression stiffened for a moment, thinking to herself, "This kid's words and actions don't match up!"

Lilith said with a smile—

"Sorry, Miyazaki-senpai, I choose the one with the bigger breasts, pfft pfft pfft!"

Airi Miyazaki raised an eyebrow in annoyance.

Lin Nianwei raised her eyes and sighed...

Chapter 43 Clubs Are Not Partner Games

"What's wrong?" Zhou Han asked Song Mingyuan curiously.

"Regarding the expansion of the entrusted channels..." Song Mingyuan pulled up a chair and sat down in front of everyone.

"Channel expansion?" Miyazaki Airi thought for a moment. "What does that mean?"

“The method we’re currently using is simply face-to-face consultations for commissions. While this method is good, we don’t get many commissions because…” Song Mingyuan paused, “Many issues are private, like Yao Xiaorui’s love life. If she weren’t desperate, she probably wouldn’t have come to our club. But I got some inspiration from Yao Xiaorui’s letter commissions…”

“Master! I know what you’re trying to do!” Lilith raised her hand like a student.

"Huh!?" Song Mingyuan was stunned. "Tell me about it."

"The inspiration Master got is... to reject all romantic relationships!" She said seriously as she left, showing her little tiger teeth. "Because Master is a single dog himself, and he wants to let these heterosexuals taste the wrath of a single dog!"

"Is this true?!" Zhou Han believed it again.

"Shut up. From now on, don't believe a single word Lilith says." Song Mingyuan's face darkened.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft!" Lilith laughed heartily.

"What I've learned is that we need to expand the way we accept commissions while retaining tradition, so..." Song Mingyuan paused, then continued, "I plan to offer both mail-in and email commissions, and allow anonymous commissions. I've already purchased the inboxes..."

Song Mingyuan took out two mailboxes from his bag and said, "One is for receiving emails, and the other is for replying to emails."

"What's the difference between mail and email requests? Email is obviously more convenient, right?" Miyazaki Airi asked.

“This involves the issue of anonymity. We do not accept anonymous commissions for face-to-face or letter-based commissions because it involves returning the letter, but we do accept anonymous commissions for emails because returning the letter is very easy,” Song Mingyuan replied.

“I have objections to the anonymity,” Lin Nianwei suddenly said.

"What opinion?" Song Mingyuan asked.

"What if the anonymous commission turns out to be a bad thing?" Lin Nianwei asked.

"A firm refusal!" Song Mingyuan replied resolutely.

"What if the incident threatens the safety of others? Should we stop it?" Lin Nianwei pressed.

"Don't worry about it," Song Mingyuan replied.

"Huh!? Does that mean we don't stop the client even though we know he's going to do something bad?" Zhou Han was stunned.

“Yes! Don’t worry about it.” Song Mingyuan emphasized again.

"Why!?" Zhou Han couldn't understand Song Mingyuan's reaction. "If you don't have the ability to do anything, fine, but we do have the ability, are we just going to stand by and watch others do evil? Are you kidding me?"

"You're the one who's mistaken, aren't you?" Song Mingyuan glanced at Zhou Han, his gaze suddenly turning sharp. "Did I ever say from the beginning that our club was such a righteous club?"

"What!?" Zhou Han was stunned. He thought about it and realized that Song Mingyuan had never said that before, but he still found it hard to accept. "You haven't said it, but doesn't it feel strange?"